Candy Ever After (Hot Candy Book 2)

by Jo Raven

  The fantasy returns, the fantasy that torments me and delights me and accompanies me to bed every night. A dirty, dirty fantasy of Joel pushing into me as I lean back on the bed, while Jethro—always blurry, always mysterious and half-formed—claims his mouth in a filthy kiss, all tongue and teeth and a sexy growl that I feel in my bones, in my pussy, everywhere.

  Then he moves behind Joel, runs his big hands over Joel’s taut ass, and he—

  “You still there?” comes a message from Connie, and I blink, the image shattered beyond repair. “Tell me everything.”

  “Everything?” I type back, baffled.

  “About meeting Joel Kingsley, stoopid. What did he say, how did he smell, how did he speak? What did he say? Help me improve my sexual fantasies. Help a friend out.”

  What can I say? In her shoes, I would have asked exactly the same.

  Besides, I recall clearly the intense blue of Joel’s eyes, the faint scent of boy musk wafting from him as he took the book from my hand. This is no hardship at all…

  “Hey,” she types after I tell her everything, “you going to the Indie concert tomorrow?”

  Oh holy crap, not her, too. “No.”

  “That’s a shame. I heard through the grapevine that J-Two will be there.”

  “Yeah right.” Ha. “You’re worse than Bry. I bet you’re making this up to see if I swallow it. Shame on you.”

  “Listen, biatch. My brother lives near Madison, you know that, right? So he’s best buddies with Mason Archer, owner of Archer’s Own, one of the sponsors of the concert. He will have a couple of stalls selling drinks there.”

  “And?”

  “And. He just hired a certain Jethro Connors to man one of them. I found out by chance.”

  “You’re not serious.” Because, Holy Athlete Buns! “Are you serious?”

  “I’m serious as a heart attack, woman. If I could go to this concert, trust me, I would, and I wouldn’t be taking you with. I’d have him all to myself to lick and wow with my mad tongue skillz.”

  I can’t even. I’m snorting coffee through my nose. But through it all, one thought shines like a nuclear blast.

  Holy shit, I could meet Jethro Connors!

  Chapter Two

  JOEL

  Jet comes at me with his fists raised, and I jump out of reach of his right hook. I know his style. And he knows mine. Years of doing this—dancing around each other, exchanging punches and kicks and insults, afterward showering and getting dressed in the gym lockers before heading out for a drink.

  He kicks out. I knock his foot aside and grapple him. He grunts, his taped hands still curled into fists, thumping on my back. I twist us and throw him down on his back, locking my knees on either side of him to keep him down. He bucks against me, trying to get a hit in, but I pin his hands against the mat.

  “Give up,” I tell him, wheezing. “You’re done here.”

  “Get off me.”

  “Not until you say you give up. I win. You owe me a drink.”

  “You arrogant bastard,” he writhes like an eel, almost throwing me off, his face red with exertion, “just get off—”

  “Say it.”

  His gaze darkens, and he turns his face away. “Fuck you. You win.” Not for the first time I notice that he has ridiculously long lashes for a guy. Long and thick and dark.

  “Good.” I blink, the heat pooling in my chest flowing lower, and I fling myself off him with a silent curse. “Race you to the showers.”

  “Go ahead, J. Show off.”

  Flipping him the bird, I stalk to the showers, shaking my head at myself. It’s just the thrill of winning over Jet, not an easy victory on any given day. And the exercise, all this rolling together and—

  I turn on the cold water and hiss as it hits me, finally driving all these strange thoughts from my head.

  “Jet!” I close the apartment door behind me and peek into the kitchen. Where the hell is that motherfucker? “Jethry-boy.”

  “You called?”

  A door inside the apartment bangs open, and a cloud of steam billows out of the bathroom. Haloed in that steam is my roommate and best buddy, Jethro the-Pain-in-the-Ass-crack Connors. Clad in a tiny black towel, he saunters past me and into his bedroom, giving me a very clear view of his muscular back and ass.

  And why am I staring at Jethro’s ass?

  Motherfucker.

  “Where were you? I waited for you for ages.” I stomp after him and focus my gaze on his drawings decorating the wall instead. “Hey, assface.”

  “Me? You were with a chick, in a fucking bookstore. And you were supposed to meet Ellen. Which I don’t really get. I thought the only thing you two shared was a scandal.”

  Yeah, and he doesn’t know the details, thank fuck.

  He doesn’t need to know how fucking scared I am that photo might be splashed all over the internet one day after all. If my parents ever found out…

  He sniffs. “Don’t tell me you’re trying to get under Ellen’s skirt again? I thought you were over her.”

  “We’re just friends.”

  He nods. “You’ve never really cared about her, except for wanting to tap that sweet ass. However, you’ve been going on and on about that girl you saw on State Street a couple of times. Did you manage to find her? Is that where you were today?”

  “Fuck you and your shrink degree, Tully.” I navigate between his bed and a chair piled up with clothes to stand in front of him.

  “Uh oh, someone’s in a bad mood.” He picks up a T-shirt from the chair and sniffs it. Throws it into a corner. “Girl didn’t run after you, did she? Didn’t scrawl her phone number on your hand, as per usual?”

  “No, fuckwit. That’s not it.”

  Fuck, he’s totally right. I’m pissed because I finally found the girl who caught my eye, found out she works in this bookstore and nope, she didn’t run after me, or scrawl her number on my hand.

  Never had this problem before.

  This girl at the bookstore… I saw how she stared at me. She liked what she saw. Hey, I won’t even pretend to be humble. I look good, and I keep fit. My sis, Ev, often teases me that I’m like a rock star. I get any chick I set my sights on. They come begging for it.

  Once a girl pulled down her shirt to show me her bare tits and had me sign them. Another time, a woman offered to blow me in the middle of a parking lot. Chicks honk at me from their cars, roll down their windows and ask my name, pretend to be tipsy in bars as an excuse for bumping into me and latching on to me.

  And that’s fine. It’s all for fun. I don’t give a shit about that, even less lately, except this girl… what is it about her that won’t let me rest?

  Something about the boldness of her gaze behind those sexy glasses, and the sweetness of her mouth, the uncertainty in her voice combined with that hot body, mostly hidden under her clothes…

  “You said you’d meet me later to grab a coffee at Starbucks, and you never showed up,” I mutter, forcing my thoughts back to the present. “Did something happen?”

  “Fuck.” He turns around to face me, and I lift my eyes. “I said I’d meet you? Man, I totally forgot.”

  “Shocker,” I mutter. Jet is often distracted. But still I worry every time he doesn’t show up when he says he will. I have valid reasons to worry, trust me. “I was picking up a book for you. About bananas.”

  “Bananas.” He gapes at me. “Are you fucking high?”

  “You like bananas, man. Banana cake, banana ice cream. I thought you might wanna…” I wave my hand around, then realize I left the book in my backpack. “Read about them.”

  He lifts a hand to scratch his spiky hair. His towel slips lower on his hips. “I’m not the reading type.”

  “Yeah, but I thought—”

  “Or the cooking type.”

  “Shut up, okay? It’s a gift, motherfucker. Just have a look at the damn book and tell me if there’s something you like.”

  “Never look a gift horse in the nuts.” Jet turns aroun
d, drops the towel to the floor and grabs his jeans from the bed. Black of course. Jethro likes black, and that’s an understatement.

  “I’m pretty damn sure it’s in the teeth.”

  “Same thing.”

  Right.

  As he slams the closet door shut and looks up, I give him a quick once-over. He looks… stressed out. Tired. Tense. Distant.

  “Today’s your day off?” I sink down on his bed and land on something hard. “Ow, dammit.”

  I remove a weird object, plastic, black—the last goes without saying. But what the hell is this thing?

  “Gimme that.” Something flashes through Jethro’s eyes, something like panic. He snatches it from my hand and throws it into his closet, kicks the door closed. He leans on the closet, crosses his arms.

  “What was that?”

  “Nothing.”

  I’m so doing a search of that fucking closet first chance I get. Need to know what got Jet so flustered. He does have his dark moods, which I have learned not to disturb, and has so many skeletons in his closet it’s like Halloween in there, but still. He rarely loses his cool.

  “J?”

  And why am I staring at his mouth? The fuck’s wrong with me today? “You sure you’re okay?”

  “Yeah. One hundred percent.”

  But I don’t think he is. Something’s going on. “Rough week?”

  He waves a hand back and forth, but not before I catch a tiny flinch. “So… about that nerdy chick. Tell me about her.”

  “She’s pretty, I guess.” Her eyes were bright, her mouth lush, her body small and tight and hot in her crazy short dress and fuchsia leggings that matched her nail polish.

  And she had glasses on. Did I mention the glasses?

  “You guess.”

  “Yeah. If you like the nerdy, pigtailed type.”

  “You do like that kind, mate.”

  That’s right, I do. No one knows me like Jethro.

  And… he said “mate.”

  Yeah, something’s off. I squint at him. He grew up in Australia as a child, and although he moved to the States with his family when he was ten, his accent sometimes comes through, especially when he’s tired or nervous. Okay, seriously, what the hell’s going on today with him?

  “So what’s your plan?”

  “Huh?”

  “To win over this girl.”

  “I need a plan?”

  “Well, flashing your baby blues didn’t do the trick this time, did it? Not all chicks will drop their panties and lie on their backs when you enter the room, you know, no matter how good you look. Some girls like guys who give a fuck. Who bring them coffee, and ask them how their day has been.”

  “I know that,” I say, irritated.

  Because I sort of know all this, but I also did sort of expect her to drop her panties and, well. Bend over, maybe. Or wrap her legs around me.

  Why the hell not? We’d both have had a good time. And this time it would work. I know it in my gut. I would let go, and I’d co—

  “Unless you don’t care,” Jethro says, “any more than you did for any other chick.”

  I probably don’t. Why should I? I don’t really know her.

  So I get up, run my hands through my hair, refusing to think about it any longer. “How about we order pizza and play Call of Duty?”

  A grin breaks out on Jet’s face. “You need to ask, fucktwat?”

  Right. “I’m gonna kick your ass, buddy. Gonna make you my bitch.”

  He flinches, and a strangled noise escapes him. “You wish.”

  Okay, what the fuck? He sure is acting weird today. “It’s a fact, man.”

  He shoves me. I shove him back, sending him stumbling sideways. “We’ll see about that.”

  Jet’s more slender than me, always was, though he’s caught up with me in height. And I’ve always felt oddly protective of him, although Jethro can certainly kick ass, even better than I can. He's firecracker. Spitfire. Touch him, and he’ll knock you out faster than you can say motherfucker.

  So I don’t worry too much, even if he looks tired tonight.

  I wag my brows at him as I whip my cell out of my back pocket and hit the speed dial for our pizza delivery place. “Gonna lick you good. Flog you. You’re so screwed, my man, you’ll wish for—”

  Jethro does a complete about-face and heads back to his room. His door clicks shut.

  Whoa, dude. What in the world?

  The call connects, and I put through our standard order, then disconnect and go after him. Without ceremony, I open his door and march inside. Screw not worrying. The fucker had better tell me what’s wrong, or he won’t know what hit him.

  ***

  “Talk.” I’m looming over Jethro who’s sitting on the bed, hands hanging between his knees. “What’s the matter?”

  “Nothing, mate.” Again that faint accent, drilling under my skin, a strange little itch. “Did you order the pizza?”

  “Yeah, I ordered the damn pizza. Why’re you hiding in here?” I gesture at the familiar room—black drapes, black bedspread with white skulls. “What’s gotten up your ass?”

  “Interested in my ass suddenly, are you?” He shoots a crooked grin at me, and I’m momentarily speechless. He didn’t notice me watching today, did he?

  I mean, whatever. Dudes stare at each other all the time. Comparing dicks and shit.

  “I’m interested in your ass planted in the chair in front of the TV so that I can kick it playing,” I clarify. “Wasn’t that what we said we’d do?”

  “Sure.” He shrugs one shoulder. “I was just gonna grab a sweater. It’s chilly in there.”

  Chilly? Is he fucking with me? It’s summer. We’re in T-shirts. I have no fucking clue what’s going on here, but I let it slide for now, because it’s Jet, and sooner or later he’ll spill.

  Has to. We’re like brothers, dammit. Fucker will let me in all the fucking way someday, I just know it. I only need to be patient.

  Like now.

  So I don’t push him more. Instead, I grab his arm and yank him to his feet. “Pizza. Video game. Beer.”

  “Now we’re talking,” he mutters and gamely lets me haul him out of his room and drop him on our worn couch. “Where’s the pizza?”

  Have I mentioned that occasionally I want to strangle the idiot?

  “I literally just called. Give it a fucking minute, will ya?”

  “Did you get the one with the anchovies that I—”

  “Yes, Jesus fuck, Jet, I know what you like, okay? Sit tight, pizza’s on its way.”

  He relaxes marginally into the cushions, that crooked grin making another appearance, and something inside my chest unwinds.

  Everything’s fine. A usual evening in the J&J household. This is my home, even more so than the one I grew up in. Don’t get me wrong. I love my parents, and my sister, but I never felt at ease there.

  Here, with Jet, I do. With pizza on the way, video games to be played, Jet’s eyes lighting up with mischief as he grabs the controls, and despite the sharp sliver of the memory of her—the sexy girl at the bookstore—this is gonna be a damn good evening.

  ***

  I want to see her again.

  The thought fills up my mind, expands and contracts, randomly flashes through my thoughts like a light saber randomly as I go through my day at work.

  It shouldn’t. I shouldn’t. I should be fucking focused on learning and on making a good impression. I breezed through college on my scholarship and sports and fun, and treated my business studies as a necessary evil.

  Well, now the evil has taken over my life. Okay, it’s not that bad, but finding the requisite excitement is tough. Landing a job at a multimillion corporation with branches everywhere in the world is a good thing. Even if my tasks are limited to secretarial stuff so far. Write letters. Type up stuff. Make photocopies. Make phone calls.

  Hey, it will get better. I will be given more responsibilities, climb the ladder, learn more about the company and its goals. I kno
w it’s my first job, and time is of the essence. Patience, is what my parents keep telling me. And they’re right.

  But when was I ever known for my patience?

  And when was I interested in oil, natural gas and investments? I love running, playing video games with Jethro, chasing chicks, reading about ancient history, checking on my little sister—who’s not so little anymore, as she often reminds me—and cooking.

  Hey, sometimes when thinking bogs me down, doing something with my hands helps. I sort of switch off, and at the end of it, there’s something good to eat, too. Win-win.

  Besides, I’m in charge of feeding Jethro, who often forgets that breathing isn’t enough sustenance. Fucker owes me. I hope he appreciates it.

  Speaking of doing something with my hands… Even better would be to use them on the girl at the bookstore. Why didn’t I ask her name? Why didn’t I ask her out?

  Next time. I’m going back, and I’ll do what Jet said. I’ll win her over.

  I grin as I get up and march down the corridor between offices to the printer, to collect my letters. Nia waves at me from the reception desk and adjusts her cleavage. Girl’s got impressive tits, and a pretty face, but I’m not interested. I hope she’ll get the message one day.

  Jimmy nods at me, mimics having coffee, and I shrug. He’s nice, but he’s coming on too hard. Wouldn’t be the first time, and Jet always fucking laughs at me when that happens. Well, fuck it. I’m not into guys. Only chicks do it for me.

  Speaking of chicks… I may need more books. About cooking, and sports, world history, and just about anything, probably. As long as a certain pigtailed girl with glasses can help me out… I wonder if she plays videogames, if she likes fantasy. Maybe history, too?

  I stop so suddenly outside the printer room I almost fall over.

  What the fuck? I’ve never given a chick more thought than how to take her clothes off as fast as possible. Do it fast, get off fast, walk out and forget about it. Why am I so curious about her? I’ve only met her once. She wasn’t even dressed in anything sexy.

  Her hair was in pigtails, for chrissakes.

  I’d tug on them. Lift her short skirt. Spank her ass. Tell Jet to hold her while I go down on her and—

  Fucking shitballs. What’s wrong with me these days? Tell Jet to hold her—to be there? This is sick.