The Collected Westerns of William MacLeod Raine: 21 Novels in One Volume

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  Yes, she certainly had the longest, softest lashes he had ever seen, and the ripest of cherry lips, behind the smiling depths of which sparkled two rows of tiny pearls. He wished she would look at HIM and smile again. There wasn't any use trying to melt a sundae with it, anyhow.

  "Sure, it's a good year on the range and the price of cows jumping," he heard his sub-conscious self make answer to the patronizing inquiries of him of the "boiled" shirt.

  Funny how pretty hair of that color was especially when there was so much of it. You might call it a sort of coppery gold where the little curls escaped in tendrils and ran wild. A fellow--"

  "Yes, I reckon most of the boys will drop around to the Fourth of July celebration. Got to cut loose once in a while, y'u know."

  A shy glance shot him and set him a-tingle with a queer delight. Gracious, what pretty dark velvety lashes she had!

  She was rising already, and as she paid for the ice cream that innocent gaze smote him again with the brightest of Irish eyes conceivable. It lingered for just a ponderable sunlit moment or him. She had smiled once more.

  After a decent interval Mac pursued his petit charmer to the hotel. She was seated on the porch reading a magazine, and was absorbedly unconscious of him when he passed. For a few awkward moments he hung around the office, then returned to the porch and took the chair most distant from her. He had sat there a long ten minutes before she let her hands and the magazine fall into her lap and demurely gave him his chance.

  "Can you tell me how far it is to the Lazy D ranch?"

  "Seventy-two miles as the crow flies, ma'am."

  "Thank you."

  The conversation threatened to die before it was well born. Desperately McWilliams tried to think of something to say to keep it alive without being too bold.

  "If y'u were thinking of traveling out that way I could give y'u a lift. I just came in to get another lady--an old lady that has just come to this country."

  "Thank you, but I'm expecting a conveyance to meet me here. You didn't happen to pass one on the way, I suppose?"

  "No, I didn't. What ranch were y'u going to, ma'am?

  "Miss Messiter's--the Lazy D."

  A suspicion began to peretrate the foreman's brain. "Y'u ain't Miss Darling?"

  "What makes you so sure I'm not?" she asked, tilting her dimpled chin toward him aggressively.

  "Y'u're too young," he protested, helplessly.

  "I'm no younger than you are," came her quick, indignant retort.

  Thus boldly accused of his youth, the foreman blushed. "I didn't mean that. Miss Messiter said she was an old lady--"

  "You needn't tell fibs about it. She couldn't have said anything of the kind. Who are you, anyhow?" the girl demanded, with spirit.

  "I'm the foreman of the Lazy D, come to get Miss Darling. My name is McWilliams--Jim McWilliams."

  "I don't need your first name, Mr. McWilliams," she assured him, sweetly. "And will you please tell me why you have kept me waiting here more than thirty hours?"

  "Miss Messiter didn't get your letter in time. Y'u see, we don't get mail every day at the Lazy D," he explained, the while he hopefully wondered just when she was going to need his last name.

  "I don't see why you don't go after your mail every day at least, especially when Miss Messiter was expecting me. To leave me waiting here thirty hours--I'll not stand it. When does the next train leave for Detroit?" she asked, imperiously.

  The situation seemed to call for diplomacy, and Jim McWilliams moved to a nearer chair. "I'm right sorry it happened, ma'am, and I'll bet Miss Messiter is, too. Y'u see, we been awful busy one way and 'nother, and I plumb neglected to send one of the boys to the post-office."

  "Why didn't one of them walk over after supper?" she demanded, geverely.

  He curbed the smile that was twitching at his facial muscles.

  "Well, o' course it ain't so far,--only forty-three miles--still--"

  "Forty-three miles to the post-office?"

  "Yes, ma'am, only forty-three. If you'll excuse me this time--"

  "Is it really forty-three?"

  He saw that her sudden smile had brought out the dimples in the oval face and that her petulance had been swept away by his astounding information.

  "Forty-three, sure as shootin', except twict a week when it comes to Slauson's, and that's only twenty miles," he assured her. "Used to be seventy-two, but the Government got busy with its rural free delivery, and now we get it right at our doors."

  "You must have big doors," she laughed.

  "All out o' doors," he punned. "Y'u see, our house is under our hat, and like as not that's twenty miles from the ranchhouse when night falls."

  "Dear me!" She swept his graceful figure sarcastically. "And, of course, twenty miles from a brush, too."

  He laughed with deep delight at her thrust, for the warm youth in him did not ask for pointed wit on the part of a young woman so attractive and with a manner so delightfully provoking.

  "I expaict I have gathered up some scenery on the journey. I'll go brush it off and get ready for supper. I'd admire to sit beside y'u and pass the butter and the hash if y'u don't object. Y'u see, I don't often meet up with ladies, and I'd ought to improve my table manners when I get a chanct with one so much older than I am and o' course so much more experienced."

  "I see you don't intend to pass any honey with the hash," she flashed, with a glimpse of the pearls.

  "DIDN'T y'u say y'u was older than me? I believe I've plumb forgot how old y'u said y'u was, Miss Darling."

  "Your memory's such a sieve it wouldn't be worth while telling you. After you've been to school a while longer maybe I'll try you again."

  "Some ladies like 'em young," he suggested, amiably.

  "But full grown," she amended.

  "Do y'u judge by my looks or my ways?" he inquired, anxiously.

  "By both."

  "That's right strange," he mused aloud. "For judging by some of your ways you're the spinster Miss Messiter was telling me about, but judging by your looks y'u're only the prettiest and sassiest twenty-year-old in Wyoming."

  And with this shot he fled, to see what transformation he could effect with the aid of a whiskbroom, a tin pan of alkali water and a roller towel.

  When she met him at the supper table her first question was, "Did Miss Messiter say I was an old maid?"

  "Sho! I wouldn't let that trouble me if I was y'u. A woman ain't any older than she looks. Your age don't show to speak of."

  "But did she?"

  "I reckon she laid a trap for me and I shoved my paw in. She wanted to give me a pleasant surprise."

  "Oh!"

  "Don't y'u grow anxious about being an old maid. There ain't any in Wyoming to speak of. If y'u like I'll tell the boys you're worried and some of them will be Johnnie-on-the-Spot. They're awful gallant, cowpunchers are."

  "Some of them may be," she differed. "If you want to know I'm just twenty-one."

  He sawed industriously at his steak. "Y'u don't say! Just old enough to vote--like this steer was before they massacreed him."

  She gave him one look, and thereafter punished him with silence.

  They left Gimlet Butte early next morning and reached the Lazy D shortly after noon on the succeeding day. McWilliams understood perfectly that strenuous competition would inevitably ensue as soon as the Lazy D beheld the attraction he had brought into their midst. Nor did he need a phrenologist to tell him that Nora was a born flirt and that her shy slant glances were meant to penetrate tough hides to tender hearts. But this did not discourage him, and he set about making his individual impression while he had her all to himself. He wasn't at all sure how deep this went, but he had the satisfaction of hearing his first name, the one she had told him she had no need of, fall tentatively from her pretty lips before the other boys caught a glimpse of her.

  Shortly after his arrival at the ranch Mac went to make his report to his mistress of some business matters connected with the trip.

  "I
see you got back safely with the old lady," she laughed when she caught sight of him.

  His look reproached her. "Y'u said a spinster."

  "But it was you that insisted on the rheumatism. By the way, did you ask her about it?"

  "We didn't get that far," he parried.

  "Oh! How far did you get?" She perched herself on the porch railing and mocked him with her friendly eyes. Her heart was light within her and she was ready for anything in the way of fun, for the doctor had just pronounced her patient out of danger if he took proper care of himself.

  "About as fur as I got with y'u, ma'am," he audaciously retorted.

  "We might disagree as to how far that is," she flung back gayly with heightened color.

  "No, ma'am, I don't think we would."

  "But, gracious! You're not a Mormon. You don't want us both, do you?" she demanded, her eyes sparkling with the exhilaration of the tilt.

  "Could I get either one of y'u, do y'u reckon? That's what's worrying me."

  "I see, and so you intend to keep us both on the string."

  His joyous laughter echoed hers. "I expaict y'u would call that presumption or some other dictionary word, wouldn't y'u?"

  "In anybody else perhaps, but surely not in Mr. McWilliams."

  "I'm awful glad to be trotting in a class by myself."

  "And you'll let us know when you have made your mind up which of us it is to be?"

  "Well, mine ain't the only mind that has to be made up," he drawled.

  She took this up gleefully. "I can't answer for Nora, but I'll jump at the chance-- if you decide to give it to me."

  He laughed delightedly into the hat he was momentarily expecting to put on. "I'll mill it over a spell and let y'u know, ma'am."

  "Yes, think it over from all points of view. Of course she is prettier, but then I'm not afflicted with rheumatism and probably wouldn't flirt as much afterward. I have a good temper, too, as a rule, but then so has Nora."

  "Oh, she's prettier, is she?" With boyish audacity he grinned at her.

  "What do you think?"

  He shook his head. "I'll have to go to the foot of the class on that, ma'am. Give me an easier one."

  "I'll have to choose another subject then. What did you do about that bunch of Circle 66 cows you looked at on your way in?"

  They discussed business for a few minutes, after which she went back to her patient and he to his work.

  "Ain't she a straight-up little gentleman for fair?" the foreman asked himself in rhetorical and exuberant question, slapping his hat against his leg as he strode toward the corral. "Think of her coming at me like she did, the blamed little thoroughbred. Y'u bet she knows me down to the ground and how sudden I got over any fool notions I might a-started to get in my cocoanut. But the way she came back at me, quick as lightning and then some, pretendin' all that foolishness and knowin' all the time I'd savez the game."

  Both McWilliams and his mistress had guessed right in their surmise as to Nora Darling's popularity in the cow country. She made an immediate and pronounced hit. It was astonishing how many errands the men found to take them to "the house," as they called the building where the mistress of the ranch dwelt. Bannister served for a time as an excellent excuse. Judging from the number of the inquiries which the men found it necessary to make as to his progress, Helen would have guessed him exceedingly popular with her riders. Having a sense of humor, she mentioned this to McWilliams one day.

  He laughed, and tried to turn it into a compliment to his mistress. But she would have none of it.

  "I know better, sir. They don't come here to see me. Nora is the attraction, and I have sense enough to know it. My nose is quite out of joint," she laughed.

  Mac looked with gay earnestness at the feature she had mentioned. "There's a heap of difference in noses," he murmured, apparently apropos of nothing.

  "That's another way of telling me that Nora's pug is the sweetest thing you ever saw," she charged.

  "I ain't half such a bad actor as some of the boys," he deprecated.

  "Meaning in what way?"

  "The Nora Darling way."

  He pronounced her name so much as if it were a caress that his mistress laughed, and he joined in it.

  "It's your fickleness that is breaking my heart, though I knew I was lost as soon as I saw your beatific look on the day you got back with Nora. The first week I came none of you could do enough for me. Now it's all Nora, darling." She mimicked gayly his intonation.

  "Well, ma'am, it's this way," explained the foreman with a grin. " Y'u're right pleasant and friendly, but the boys have got a savvy way down deep that y'u'd shuck that friendliness awful sudden if any of them dropped around with 'Object, Matrimony' in their manner. Consequence is, they're loaded down to the ground with admiration of their boss, but they ain't presumptuous enough to expaict any more. I had notions, mebbe, I'd cut more ice, me being not afflicted with bashfulness. My notions faded, ma'am, in about a week."

  "Then Nora came?" she laughed.

  "No, ma'am, they had gone glimmering long before she arrived. I was just convalescent enough to need being cheered up when she drapped in."

  "And are you cheered up yet?" his mistress asked.

  He took off his dusty hat and scratched his head. "I ain't right certain, yet, ma'am. Soon as I know I'm consoled, I'll be round with an invite to the wedding."

  "That is, if you are."

  "If I am--yes. Y'u can't most always tell when they have eyes like hers."

  "You're quite an authority on the sex considering your years."

  "Yes, ma'am." He looked aggrieved, thinking himself a man grown. "How did y'u say Mr. Bannister was?"

  "Wait, and I'll send Nora out to tell you," she flashed, and disappeared in the house.

  Conversation at the bunkhouse and the chucktent sometimes circled around the young women at the house, but its personality rarely grew pronounced. References to Helen Messiter and the housemaid were usually by way of repartee at each other. For a change had come over the spirit of the Lazy D men, and, though a cheerful profanity still flowed freely when they were alone together, vulgarity was largely banished.

  The morning after his conversation with Miss Messiter, McWilliams was washing in the foreman's room when the triangle beat the call for breakfast, and he heard the cook's raucous "Come and get it." There was the usual stampede for the tent, and a minute later Mac flung back the flap and entered. He took the seat at the head of the table, along the benches on both sides of which the punchers were plying busy knives and forks.

  "A stack of chips," ordered the foreman; and the cook's "Coming up" was scarcely more prompt than the plate of hot cakes he set before the young man.

  "Hen fruit, sunny side up," shouted Reddy, who was further advanced in his meal.

  "Tame that fog-horn, son," advised Wun Hop; but presently he slid three fried eggs from a frying-pan into the plate of the hungry one.

  "I want y'u boys to finish flankin' that bunch of hill calves to-day," said the foreman, emptying half a jug of syrup over his cakes.

  "Redtop, he ain't got no appetite these days," grinned Denver, as the gentleman mentioned cleaned up a second loaded plate of ham, eggs and fried potatoes. "I see him studying a Wind River Bible* yesterday. Curious how in the spring a young man's fancy gits to wandering on house furnishing. Red, he was taking the catalogue alphabetically. Carpets was absorbin' his attention, chairs on deck, and chandeliers in the hole, as we used to say when we was baseball kids."

  [*A Wind River Bible in the Northwest ranch country is a catalogue of one of the big Chicago department stores that does a large shipping business in the West.]

  "Ain't a word of truth in it," indignantly denied the assailed, his unfinished nose and chin giving him a pathetic, whipped puppy look. "Sho! I was just looking up saddles. Can't a fellow buy a new saddle without asking leave of Denver?"

  "Cyarpets used to begin with a C in my spelling-book, but saddles got off right foot fust with a S," suggeste
d Mac amiably.

  "He was ce'tainly trying to tree his saddle among the C's. He was looking awful loving at a Turkish rug. Reckon he thought it was a saddle-blanket," derided Denver cheerfully.

  "Huh! Y'u're awful smart, Denver," retaliated Reddy, his complexion matching his hair. "Y'u talk a heap with your mouth. Nobody believes a word of what y'u say."

  Denver relaxed into a range song by way of repartee:

  "I want mighty bad to be married, To have a garden and a home; I ce'tainly aim to git married, And have a gyurl for my own."