Get Well Soon

by Julie Halpern

  “The pizza party pizza supposedly tastes like turds anyway,” Justin assured me as he ordered a cheese burrito and French fries. Matt O. ordered a chef salad, tuna sandwich, and an enchilada. “Well, they said anything … .”

  I thought our lunch conversation would have been about the cab ride or the fish we just saw, but we really just talked about mental hospital things.

  “How’s Sandy doing?”

  “Has Colby heard any voices lately?”

  “Do you think Troy and Callie have done it?” This last question from Matt O. sparked a concerned look from Big ’Do, and I heard a thud as Matt O. jerked back from Justin’s under-table kick.

  “Who’d like to see the shark reef?” Big ’Do asked us. We all agreed that that would be very cool. I asked her for another piece of gum. “Last one,” she said. That meant if I wanted to keep my minty fresh breath until the moment of kissage, I would have to limit my number of chews. I am one of those people who can’t stand chewing hard gum, and I normally spit it out the second I sense stiffness. This time, I would be more careful.

  To get to the shark reef, we had to take an elevator down to the bottom floor. The elevator was crowded with civilians, or at least non-crazies, which allowed for me to squish up against Justin. I looked at him and smiled a silly smile, and he gave me one of his closed-mouth hottie smiles. When would I find a moment alone with him?

  The shark reef exhibit was dark and cool. It really did have a sense of doom, as if you never knew when a shark would turn on the humans, break the glass, and attack. The exhibit itself was made up of a winding pathway, where you could observe smaller sharks, read facts, and touch fake pieces of sharks’ bodies. We began walking as a group of four, commenting to everyone as we observed new things. As we entered the shark tunnel, I looked up to watch the sharks swarm directly above my head. I swore I could hear their strong noses bumping up against the glass. When I looked back down, Matt O. and Big ’Do had walked farther into the exhibit. I was left behind with Justin. Was Matt O. doing that on purpose? Was he leading her away so that I could make my big move? He didn’t even know I had a big move. Even if it was just a coincidence, I wouldn’t let the chance escape. Matt O. and Big ’Do were far enough ahead that they had turned a corner. Justin and I were completely out of their sight.

  I noticed then that the gum in my mouth had turned solid and rubbery, and I had to get rid of it. I found a garbage can nearby. Unfortunately, the gum was so dry that when I took it out of my mouth it immediately stuck to my fingers. As I tried desperately to get it off without it sticking to any more fingers, Justin approached me. This was not how it was supposed to go, I thought. He’s going to see what a dork I am, and Big ’Do’s going to notice we’re gone while I waste my time trying to get this stupid gum off my fingers!

  Justin watched me, smiling. I finally managed to stick the gum from my hand onto the side of the garbage can. “There!” I said, and I was ready to try the kiss. My heart was pounding in my stomach, in a good, crushy way. I tried to calm myself down by breathing deeply, and I was about to look up at Justin when the most perfect thing happened. Justin placed two of his fingers under my chin and tilted my head up towards his. Without even giving me a second to figure out what to do, Justin leaned forward and kissed me. And, naturally, I kissed him back. His kisses were warm and soft and slow. When he used his tongue (a few kisses after the initial kiss) it felt a little like his tongue was stroking mine. I didn’t even have to think about where to put my hands; one automatically moved to his hip, which felt solid and manly, and the other to his cheek. I leaned back against the rocky exhibit wall, and we kissed and kissed and kissed. I opened one eye, and I swear that the sharks were doing a choreographed celebratory dance over our heads.

  The moment broke when I heard Matt O. say my name loudly. “ANNA,” and Justin pulled away from me. Instantly he pretended to read a display card, while Matt O. and Big ’Do rounded the corner back towards us. I heard Matt say to Big ’Do, “Yeah, ANNA has been a great friend at the hospital. We’re gonna miss her.”

  Matt O. had given us a warning. That meant that he knew what we were doing. That meant that Justin had planned the whole thing and told Matt O. about it. Justin told Matt O. that he was going to kiss me. Kiss. I just kissed the most perfect, beautiful, sensitive guy in the world, and he made the first move. The most perfect, beautiful, sensitive guy in the world kissed me.

  I floated through the rest of the field trip. When Matt O. suggested we get another snack before leaving, I said I wasn’t hungry. Justin said he wasn’t either, but that didn’t deter Matt O. from getting a blue snow cone and a pack of Sour Patch Kids.

  The cab ride home was as quiet as the cab ride to the aquarium; even Big ’Do was too tired to talk. Justin took my left hand in his right hand, and I rubbed my thumb over his scars. My hand was a little bit clammy, but his was, too. Neither of us seemed to mind.

  We got back to our rooms while everyone else was down at dinner. Matt O. asked to go down to the cafeteria to eat, but Justin and I said we were fine just hanging out in our rooms until Free Time.

  When Sandy came back from dinner, I told her about the day’s events, and the two of us jumped up and down and silently screamed. “I knew it!” she said. “I had a dream about this last night! Except you weren’t at the aquarium, you were at the planetarium. And instead of Justin, you were kissing Phil, but still!” We laughed, and I lay down on top of my covers. Tonight would be my last Free Time with Justin. I closed my eyes and relived the kiss over and over, opening my eyes every once in a while to make sure Sandy wasn’t watching me. Who knows if I accidentally kissed the air while I thought about it?

  BEDTIME

  Free Time tonight was stressful and disappointing. I wanted to touch Justin so badly now that I truly knew he wanted to touch me, too, but I couldn’t. I didn’t want to get him in trouble. I will be going home tomorrow, and good or bad behavior, my Level will disappear. Justin’s won’t.

  Matt O., Sandy, Justin, and I played a quiet last game of Hearts. Justin and I touched legs, but it wasn’t as sexy as it was comforting. It took a lot of effort for me not to bust out crying as we played.

  Before Free Time ended, Justin slid his notebook across the table. “Write your phone number down, so I can call you if I ever get out of here.” I scribbled my phone number and tried to think of something sincere, like what I’d write on the back of a school photo, to sum up all of my feelings for him over the past three weeks. Bettina interrupted with, “Free Time’s over,” and all I could get down was my name with a small, messy heart next to it.

  We trudged down the hallway to our rooms, and I envisioned a passionate kiss with Justin where he throws me against a wall and grinds up against me. That didn’t happen, of course, and a squeeze on my pinky from Justin brought me back to reality.

  Sandy and I stood at our meshy window for the last night. I looked out at our getaway cars for the last time. Amazingly, there were people standing around them. It was too dark to see who they were, but I’d like to think that I saw an outline of a space helmet and the glint of a shiny silver space suit.

  Whoever was there used a third car to jump the pastel cars, and soon the getaway cars were gone. So much for our escape.

  But I don’t have to escape. They are making me leave. I am going home tomorrow.

  Last Day

  Friday, the Last Day

  I woke up before the night crew came to get Sandy and me for our showers. I walked to the window and pushed my hand on the screen. I waited long enough that a grille formed on my fingertips. New fingerprints for the new person I have become.

  I had hoped that the getaway cars had been moved back to their spots in the weird hotel parking lot across the street, but the spots were empty. A van pulled under the hotel awning, dropped off a few boxes, and then pulled away.

  One of my ideas for my last day was to take a really long shower, and if anyone told me to get out I’d tell them to fuck off. But I had gotten
so used to showering in such a short amount of time that my rebellious plan wasn’t really necessary.

  As I walked back to my room, I asked Sparkle what time I would be leaving. She told me that my parents were coming to pick me up after morning Community. That meant I’d have breakfast and Community to see Justin and my friends before I left. Maybe I would never see them again.

  AFTER BREAKFAST

  Breakfast was a bummer. I tried to liven it up with promises of mailing everyone cakes with nail files in them, but no one really laughed. Victor asked Justin, Matt O., and me about our field trip. I felt my face get hot, and I looked at Justin, who was as red as I felt. Matt O. told everyone, “A good time was had by all. Very educational.” I smiled and shoved a spoonful of Cap’n Crunch in my mouth.

  “So you’ll really write? Who knows how much longer I’ll be in here.” Justin’s dark eyes looked hopeful. I told him I would write, of course, although I wasn’t sure he’d get my letters. “Why not?” he asked.

  “’Cause I haven’t gotten any mail since I’ve been here. It’s like everyone back home forgot about me.”

  “Nah, that’s not why,” Matt O. explained. “Sometimes people are put on a plan where they’re not supposed to have any contact with the real world back home. Maybe you got mail, and they just didn’t give it to you.”

  I was a little mad, but mostly confused. I did a lot of writing while I was here, but I never managed to send any of it away. Pencil or not, writing everything down was pretty important. Proof I was here, that I did all of this weird shit. And anyway, why would Tracy or anybody else back home want to hear about what I did in a mental hospital every day for three weeks? In turn, what good would it have done me to hear about all of the lame-o stuff that happened back home? It’s not like anything there ever changes. The question is: How am I going to fit in when I get back? It’s like I was transported to a parallel dimension while everyone else stayed in the normal world. I am a different person now. Will I ever belong anywhere as much as I did here?

  THE END OF MY LAST DAY

  Sandy helped me pack up my meager mental hospital belongings. We divided up the portraits; I took the ones of her, she kept the ones of me. I told her I was leaving her my juice lid collection and any newspaper pictures she wanted. I also gave her the colored pencils Mrs. Downy sent me. We thought it best to hug in our room, since we weren’t sure how soon after Community I would be leaving. I had to take deep stomach breaths to try to stop myself from crying, but I couldn’t help it. I never had a roommate before. I never had a fake pregnant friend before. Maybe I would never see her again. Sandy didn’t really cry, but maybe all of the acting she did over Morgan had drained her of any real emotion. She did make a frown face, though, to coincide with my bawling.

  “Community!” a voice yelled down the hall. I quickly went into the bathroom and threw cool water on my eyes. I dried off and tried to make myself as presentable as I could. I wanted to be remembered looking juicy, not like a blubbering, drowned rat.

  Down the hall in the Day Room, I sat down on a green chair. Instead of gingerly placing myself on it to avoid the embarrassing sound, I plunked myself down and enjoyed my last stint in a fart chair. Pathetically, it actually made me chuckle. Justin sat in the chair directly opposite me in our circle.

  Eugene began, “Since this will be Anna’s last Community, we will start by saying our goodbyes. When I call on you, stand up and say something nice.” For those who didn’t know me well, it was very much like a standard yearbook autograph: “Have a good year. It was nice knowing you,” and similar, impersonal statements.

  Victor was somewhat more sentimental. “Anna, I’m gonna miss having you here. You were real sweet and funny, and you always laughed at my jokes.” I smiled at Victor and realized he was probably the first black friend I’d ever really had, considering there were all of two black people in my high school.

  Matt O. was next. “Anna, you are one of the best people that have ever been here. And I should know, since I’m probably going to be here for the rest of my life.” He looked down. “Anyway, I’m going to miss you. Good luck in the real world.”

  “Sandy,” Eugene called.

  Sandy stood up. “I’m going to really miss having you as a roommate. You have been the best friend to me here, and I don’t think I could have gotten through the last two weeks without you. I’m gonna miss sharing snacks and our getaway cars and our weird room games. I hope we can keep in touch.” Sandy teared up, which made me tear up, and she quickly sat down. Her chair farted boisterously, and everyone laughed. That stopped me from crying for the moment.

  It was Justin’s turn. I don’t know why Eugene saved him for last. Maybe he knew about us and was trying to build dramatic tension, or maybe he knew Justin always said nice things and wanted to save the best for last. Or maybe he was just going in order of the seats, and I was overthinking it.

  Justin stood up and smiled at me. I couldn’t see his eyes very well through the strands of his bangs, but I swore they were shinier than usual. “Anna,” he squeaked, as if he were still going through puberty. He cleared his throat and tried again. “Anna, I don’t really know how to say goodbye to you. You have become a really good friend, and I feel like I have more in common with you than anyone here. I hope when you go home you won’t forget me. I hope if I ever get out of here we can go for coffee or something sometime. So, take care, and listen to The Doors for me when you get home, OK?” Everyone laughed, and he sat down.

  The rest of Community was a blur of Restrictions, Appreciations, and Announcements. I didn’t really pay attention. I thought about what Justin had said. How could I forget about him? At the same time, would we ever really go out for coffee? Would he want to hang out with me when he has normal friends at home to hang out with? By that time, would I be back to my normal life? I didn’t want to think about him going to the grocery store or to a movie theater or meeting my mom. Do we belong together in the real world? It could never feel as special and intense as it did here in a mental hospital. That’s why I didn’t want to leave. My future boyfriends (god willing) won’t have to be secrets. I can see them and talk to them and touch them whenever I want. Justin is my forbidden, secret love, and he can only be that way at Lakeland. That all ends today.

  At the end of Community, everyone stood up to leave. That was the last moment I would ever have to see Justin as we were. My desperation and rebellion took over. As Justin walked past me, I grabbed his arm and pulled him towards me. His body bumped against mine, and I looked up at him. I put my hand behind his neck, stood on my toes, and pulled his lips to mine. We got in about three good open-mouthed kisses before Eugene grabbed Justin’s arm away and said, “Hey! Hey! That’s enough! That’s a Restriction for you, Justin.” Justin shrugged. As I walked down the hallway to get my stuff, I looked back at him. He lifted his right hand and gave a small wave. I turned away and saw my parents.

  OUTSIDE

  My mother embraced me and cried, and I gave her a limp hug back. “You look so thin, honey.”

  “So glad you noticed, Mom.” Three weeks away, and my fat is the most important thing she can talk about?

  My dad patted my shoulder and gave me a nervous smile. He took my bags and headed for the elevator. Before I stepped in, the desk staff said goodbye and handed me a big, puffy, brown envelope. I waited until I got in the car to see what it was.

  “Where’s Mara?” I asked. I longed to see my sister, the neutral party.

  “School,” my mom answered.

  This wasn’t an event big enough to take Mara out of school?

  My parents listened to a Cubs game during the drive home. It seemed completely bizarre that after locking me away for three weeks my parents had nothing more to say to me than when I left. I expected nothing more from my dad, but Mom …

  That’s when I noticed her shoulders shaking and realized she was crying. And not just crying—she was sobbing. I didn’t know what she was feeling—guilty? Happy I was coming home?
Happy I lost weight? At least she felt something. Her bawling was strangely comforting. But that didn’t mean I wanted to deal with it. No more than they wanted to deal with me anyway.

  I opened the big, brown envelope. Inside were about twenty envelopes, filled with letters and cards from different friends and family members (of course about half were from Tracy). I opened the fatter ones first, as those were the letters from my friends telling me about things going on at school and how much they missed me. I skimmed them, though, because I wasn’t really that interested. Then I began to open the cards. One by one, I read them. They all said the same thing on the front: Get Well Soon. People sent me get well soon cards while I was in a mental hospital. There were fluffy little bunnies, floaty rainbows, and even a religious card. I could understand that Hallmark probably doesn’t make “Get Sane Soon” cards, but still. Was I not well before? Am I well now? Who decides?

  HOME

  I’m home. At least, I’m at the house I grew up in, the bedroom that was designated as mine. But it doesn’t look like my room anymore. While I was gone, my parents changed everything. The posters are gone. The collages are gone. Even the clown border is gone. They replaced everything with placid, pink, anti-suicide paint. My mom explained, “We thought you might like a change.”

  “And you thought destroying my bedroom would make me feel better?” I looked around for my posters, and found them in a pile on the floor in the corner, the blue Fun-Tac sticking each poster to the other like a giant punk poster sandwich. “My posters! Some of them are really rare! I can’t believe you let them stick together!”

  I ran over and began carefully peeling the posters apart. “This one’s ripped! It was my favorite.”