The Complete Miss Marple Collection

by Agatha Christie

  “Naturally that put the stop to dancing for a bit and it was rather awkward. I didn’t want the hotel to get someone else in my place. That’s always a danger”—for a minute her good-natured blue eyes were hard and sharp; she was the female fighting for existence—“that they may queer your pitch, you see. So I thought of Ruby and suggested to the manager that I should get her down. I’d carry on with the hostess business and the bridge and all that. Ruby would just take on the dancing. Keep it in the family, if you see what I mean?”

  Melchett said he saw.

  “Well, they agreed, and I wired to Ruby and she came down. Rather a chance for her. Much better class than anything she’d ever done before. That was about a month ago.”

  Colonel Melchett said:

  “I understand. And she was a success?”

  “Oh, yes,” Josie said carelessly, “she went down quite well. She doesn’t dance as well as I do, but Raymond’s clever and carried her through, and she was quite nice-looking, you know—slim and fair and baby-looking. Overdid the makeup a bit—I was always on at her about that. But you know what girls are. She was only eighteen, and at that age they always go and overdo it. It doesn’t do for a good-class place like the Majestic. I was always ticking her off about it and getting her to tone it down.”

  Melchett asked: “People liked her?”

  “Oh, yes. Mind you, Ruby hadn’t got much comeback. She was a bit dumb. She went down better with the older men than with the young ones.”

  “Had she got any special friend?”

  The girl’s eyes met his with complete understanding.

  “Not in the way you mean. Or, at any rate, not that I knew about. But then, you see, she wouldn’t tell me.”

  Just for a moment Melchett wondered why not—Josie did not give the impression of being a strict disciplinarian. But he only said: “Will you describe to me now when you last saw your cousin.”

  “Last night. She and Raymond do two exhibition dances—one at 10:30 and the other at midnight. They finished the first one. After it, I noticed Ruby dancing with one of the young men staying in the hotel. I was playing bridge with some people in the lounge. There’s a glass panel between the lounge and the ballroom. That’s the last time I saw her. Just after midnight Raymond came up in a terrible taking, said where was Ruby, she hadn’t turned up, and it was time to begin. I was vexed, I can tell you! That’s the sort of silly thing girls do and get the management’s backs up and then they get the sack! I went up with him to her room, but she wasn’t there. I noticed that she’d changed. The dress she’d been dancing in—a sort of pink, foamy thing with full skirts—was lying over a chair. Usually she kept the same dress on unless it was the special dance night—Wednesdays, that is.

  “I’d no idea where she’d got to. We got the band to play one more foxtrot—still no Ruby, so I said to Raymond I’d do the exhibition dance with him. We chose one that was easy on my ankle and made it short—but it played up my ankle pretty badly all the same. It’s all swollen this morning. Still Ruby didn’t show up. We sat about waiting up for her until two o’clock. Furious with her, I was.”

  Her voice vibrated slightly. Melchett caught the note of real anger in it. Just for a moment he wondered. The reaction seemed a little more intense than was justified by the facts. He had a feeling of something deliberately left unsaid. He said:

  “And this morning, when Ruby Keene had not returned and her bed had not been slept in, you went to the police?”

  He knew from Slack’s brief telephone message from Danemouth that that was not the case. But he wanted to hear what Josephine Turner would say.

  She did not hesitate. She said: “No, I didn’t.”

  “Why not, Miss Turner?”

  Her eyes met his frankly. She said:

  “You wouldn’t—in my place!”

  “You think not?”

  Josie said:

  “I’ve got my job to think about. The one thing a hotel doesn’t want is scandal—especially anything that brings in the police. I didn’t think anything had happened to Ruby. Not for a minute! I thought she’d just made a fool of herself about some young man. I thought she’d turn up all right—and I was going to give her a good dressing down when she did! Girls of eighteen are such fools.”

  Melchett pretended to glance through his notes.

  “Ah, yes, I see it was a Mr. Jefferson who went to the police. One of the guests staying at the hotel?”

  Josephine Turner said shortly:

  “Yes.”

  Colonel Melchett asked:

  “What made this Mr. Jefferson do that?”

  Josie was stroking the cuff of her jacket. There was a constraint in her manner. Again Colonel Melchett had a feeling that something was being withheld. She said rather sullenly:

  “He’s an invalid. He—he gets all het up rather easily. Being an invalid, I mean.”

  Melchett passed on from that. He asked:

  “Who was the young man with whom you last saw your cousin dancing?”

  “His name’s Bartlett. He’d been there about ten days.”

  “Were they on very friendly terms?”

  “Not specially, I should say. Not that I knew, anyway.”

  Again a curious note of anger in her voice.

  “What does he have to say?”

  “Said that after their dance Ruby went upstairs to powder her nose.”

  “That was when she changed her dress?”

  “I suppose so.”

  “And that is the last thing you know? After that she just—”

  “Vanished,” said Josie. “That’s right.”

  “Did Miss Keene know anybody in St. Mary Mead? Or in this neighbourhood?”

  “I don’t know. She may have done. You see, quite a lot of young men come into Danemouth to the Majestic from all round about. I wouldn’t know where they lived unless they happened to mention it.”

  “Did you ever hear your cousin mention Gossington?”

  “Gossington?” Josie looked patently puzzled.

  “Gossington Hall.”

  She shook her head.

  “Never heard of it.” Her tone carried conviction. There was curiosity in it too.

  “Gossington Hall,” explained Colonel Melchett, “is where her body was found.”

  “Gossington Hall?” She stared. “How extraordinary!”

  Melchett thought to himself: “Extraordinary’s the word!” Aloud he said:

  “Do you know a Colonel or Mrs. Bantry?”

  Again Josie shook her head.

  “Or a Mr. Basil Blake?”

  She frowned slightly.

  “I think I’ve heard that name. Yes, I’m sure I have—but I don’t remember anything about him.”

  The diligent Inspector Slack slid across to his superior officer a page torn from his notebook. On it was pencilled:

  “Col. Bantry dined at Majestic last week.”

  Melchett looked up and met the Inspector’s eye. The Chief Constable flushed. Slack was an industrious and zealous officer and Melchett disliked him a good deal. But he could not disregard the challenge. The Inspector was tacitly accusing him of favouring his own class—of shielding an “old school tie.”

  He turned to Josie.

  “Miss Turner, I should like you, if you do not mind, to accompany me to Gossington Hall.”

  Coldly, defiantly, almost ignoring Josie’s murmur of assent, Melchett’s eyes met Slack’s.

  Four

  I

  St. Mary Mead was having the most exciting morning it had known for a long time.

  Miss Wetherby, a long-nosed, acidulated spinster, was the first to spread the intoxicating information. She dropped in upon her friend and neighbour Miss Hartnell.

  “Forgive me coming so early, dear, but I thought, perhaps, you mightn’t have heard the news.”

  “What news?” demanded Miss Hartnell. She had a deep bass voice and visited the poor indefatigably, however hard they tried to avoid her ministrations.
r />   “About the body in Colonel Bantry’s library—a woman’s body—”

  “In Colonel Bantry’s library?”

  “Yes. Isn’t it terrible?”

  “His poor wife.” Miss Hartnell tried to disguise her deep and ardent pleasure.

  “Yes, indeed. I don’t suppose she had any idea.”

  Miss Hartnell observed censoriously:

  “She thought too much about her garden and not enough about her husband. You’ve got to keep an eye on a man—all the time—all the time,” repeated Miss Hartnell fiercely.

  “I know. I know. It’s really too dreadful.”

  “I wonder what Jane Marple will say. Do you think she knew anything about it? She’s so sharp about these things.”

  “Jane Marple has gone up to Gossington.”

  “What? This morning?”

  “Very early. Before breakfast.”

  “But really! I do think! Well, I mean, I think that is carrying things too far. We all know Jane likes to poke her nose into things—but I call this indecent!”

  “Oh, but Mrs. Bantry sent for her.”

  “Mrs. Bantry sent for her?”

  “Well, the car came—with Muswell driving it.”

  “Dear me! How very peculiar….”

  They were silent a minute or two digesting the news.

  “Whose body?” demanded Miss Hartnell.

  “You know that dreadful woman who comes down with Basil Blake?”

  “That terrible peroxide blonde?” Miss Hartnell was slightly behind the times. She had not yet advanced from peroxide to platinum. “The one who lies about in the garden with practically nothing on?”

  “Yes, my dear. There she was—on the hearthrug—strangled!”

  “But what do you mean—at Gossington?”

  Miss Wetherby nodded with infinite meaning.

  “Then—Colonel Bantry too—?”

  Again Miss Wetherby nodded.

  “Oh!”

  There was a pause as the ladies savoured this new addition to village scandal.

  “What a wicked woman!” trumpeted Miss Hartnell with righteous wrath.

  “Quite, quite abandoned, I’m afraid!”

  “And Colonel Bantry—such a nice quiet man—”

  Miss Wetherby said zestfully:

  “Those quiet ones are often the worst. Jane Marple always says so.”

  II

  Mrs. Price Ridley was among the last to hear the news.

  A rich and dictatorial widow, she lived in a large house next door to the vicarage. Her informant was her little maid Clara.

  “A woman, you say, Clara? Found dead on Colonel Bantry’s hearthrug?”

  “Yes, mum. And they say, mum, as she hadn’t anything on at all, mum, not a stitch!”

  “That will do, Clara. It is not necessary to go into details.”

  “No, mum, and they say, mum, that at first they thought it was Mr. Blake’s young lady—what comes down for the weekends with ’im to Mr. Booker’s new ’ouse. But now they say it’s quite a different young lady. And the fishmonger’s young man, he says he’d never have believed it of Colonel Bantry—not with him handing round the plate on Sundays and all.”

  “There is a lot of wickedness in the world, Clara,” said Mrs. Price Ridley. “Let this be a warning to you.”

  “Yes, mum. Mother, she never will let me take a place where there’s a gentleman in the ’ouse.”

  “That will do, Clara,” said Mrs. Price Ridley.

  III

  It was only a step from Mrs. Price Ridley’s house to the vicarage.

  Mrs. Price Ridley was fortunate enough to find the vicar in his study.

  The vicar, a gentle, middle-aged man, was always the last to hear anything.

  “Such a terrible thing,” said Mrs. Price Ridley, panting a little, because she had come rather fast. “I felt I must have your advice, your counsel about it, dear vicar.”

  Mr. Clement looked mildly alarmed. He said:

  “Has anything happened?”

  “Has anything happened?” Mrs. Price Ridley repeated the question dramatically. “The most terrible scandal! None of us had any idea of it. An abandoned woman, completely unclothed, strangled on Colonel Bantry’s hearthrug.”

  The vicar stared. He said:

  “You—you are feeling quite well?”

  “No wonder you can’t believe it! I couldn’t at first. The hypocrisy of the man! All these years!”

  “Please tell me exactly what all this is about.”

  Mrs. Price Ridley plunged into a full-swing narrative. When she had finished Mr. Clement said mildly:

  “But there is nothing, is there, to point to Colonel Bantry’s being involved in this?”

  “Oh, dear vicar, you are so unworldly! But I must tell you a little story. Last Thursday—or was it the Thursday before? well, it doesn’t matter—I was going up to London by the cheap day train. Colonel Bantry was in the same carriage. He looked, I thought, very abstracted. And nearly the whole way he buried himself behind The Times. As though, you know, he didn’t want to talk.”

  The vicar nodded with complete comprehension and possible sympathy.

  “At Paddington I said good-bye. He had offered to get me a taxi, but I was taking the bus down to Oxford Street—but he got into one, and I distinctly heard him tell the driver to go to—where do you think?”

  Mr. Clement looked inquiring.

  “An address in St. John’s Wood!”

  Mrs. Price Ridley paused triumphantly.

  The vicar remained completely unenlightened.

  “That, I consider, proves it,” said Mrs. Price Ridley.

  IV

  At Gossington, Mrs. Bantry and Miss Marple were sitting in the drawing room.

  “You know,” said Mrs. Bantry, “I can’t help feeling glad they’ve taken the body away. It’s not nice to have a body in one’s house.”

  Miss Marple nodded.

  “I know, dear. I know just how you feel.”

  “You can’t,” said Mrs. Bantry; “not until you’ve had one. I know you had one next door once, but that’s not the same thing. I only hope,” she went on, “that Arthur won’t take a dislike to the library. We sit there so much. What are you doing, Jane?”

  For Miss Marple, with a glance at her watch, was rising to her feet. “Well, I was thinking I’d go home. If there’s nothing more I can do for you?”

  “Don’t go yet,” said Mrs. Bantry. “The fingerprint men and the photographers and most of the police have gone, I know, but I still feel something might happen. You don’t want to miss anything.”

  The telephone rang and she went off to answer. She returned with a beaming face.

  “I told you more things would happen. That was Colonel Melchett. He’s bringing the poor girl’s cousin along.”

  “I wonder why,” said Miss Marple.

  “Oh, I suppose, to see where it happened and all that.”

  “More than that, I expect,” said Miss Marple.

  “What do you mean, Jane?”

  “Well, I think—perhaps—he might want her to meet Colonel Bantry.”

  Mrs. Bantry said sharply:

  “To see if she recognizes him? I suppose—oh, yes, I suppose they’re bound to suspect Arthur.”

  “I’m afraid so.”

  “As though Arthur could have anything to do with it!”

  Miss Marple was silent. Mrs. Bantry turned on her accusingly.

  “And don’t quote old General Henderson—or some frightful old man who kept his housemaid—at me. Arthur isn’t like that.”

  “No, no, of course not.”

  “No, but he really isn’t. He’s just—sometimes—a little silly about pretty girls who come to tennis. You know—rather fatuous and avuncular. There’s no harm in it. And why shouldn’t he? After all,” finished Mrs. Bantry rather obscurely, “I’ve got the garden.”

  Miss Marple smiled.

  “You must not worry, Dolly,” she said.

  “No, I do
n’t mean to. But all the same I do a little. So does Arthur. It’s upset him. All these policemen prowling about. He’s gone down to the farm. Looking at pigs and things always soothes him if he’s been upset. Hallo, here they are.”

  The Chief Constable’s car drew up outside.

  Colonel Melchett came in accompanied by a smartly dressed young woman.

  “This is Miss Turner, Mrs. Bantry. The cousin of the—er—victim.”

  “How do you do,” said Mrs. Bantry, advancing with outstretched hand. “All this must be rather awful for you.”

  Josephine Turner said frankly: “Oh, it is. None of it seems real, somehow. It’s like a bad dream.”

  Mrs. Bantry introduced Miss Marple.

  Melchett said casually: “Your good man about?”

  “He had to go down to one of the farms. He’ll be back soon.”

  “Oh—” Melchett seemed rather at a loss.

  Mrs. Bantry said to Josie: “Would you like to see where—where it happened? Or would you rather not?”

  Josephine said after a moment’s pause:

  “I think I’d like to see.”

  Mrs. Bantry led her to her library with Miss Marple and Melchett following behind.

  “She was there,” said Mrs. Bantry, pointing dramatically; “on the hearthrug.”

  “Oh!” Josie shuddered. But she also looked perplexed. She said, her brow creased: “I just can’t understand it! I can’t!”

  “Well, we certainly can’t,” said Mrs. Bantry.

  Josie said slowly:

  “It isn’t the sort of place—” and broke off.

  Miss Marple nodded her head gently in agreement with the unfinished sentiment.

  “That,” she murmured, “is what makes it so very interesting.”

  “Come now, Miss Marple,” said Colonel Melchett goodhumouredly, “haven’t you got an explanation?”

  “Oh yes, I’ve got an explanation,” said Miss Marple. “Quite a feasible one. But of course it’s only my own idea. Tommy Bond,” she continued, “and Mrs. Martin, our new schoolmistress. She went to wind up the clock and a frog jumped out.”

  Josephine Turner looked puzzled. As they all went out of the room she murmured to Mrs. Bantry: “Is the old lady a bit funny in the head?”

  “Not at all,” said Mrs. Bantry indignantly.