The Complete Miss Marple Collection

by Agatha Christie

  Inspector Neele nodded.

  “There you are,” said Miss Marple, triumphantly. “Rex Fortescue. Rex means King. In his Counting House. And Mrs. Fortescue the Queen in the parlour, eating bread and honey. And so, of course, the murderer had to put that clothes-peg on poor Gladys’s nose.”

  Inspector Neele said:

  “You mean the whole setup is crazy?”

  “Well, one mustn’t jump to conclusions—but it is certainly very odd. But you really must make inquiries about blackbirds. Because there must be blackbirds!”

  It was at this point that Sergeant Hay came into the room saying urgently, “Sir.”

  He broke off at sight of Miss Marple. Inspector Neele, recovering himself, said:

  “Thank you, Miss Marple. I’ll look into the matter. Since you are interested in the girl, perhaps you would care to look over the things from her room. Sergeant Hay will show you them presently.”

  Miss Marple, accepting her dismissal, twittered her way out.

  “Blackbirds!” murmured Inspector Neele to himself.

  Sergeant Hay stared.

  “Yes, Hay, what is it?”

  “Sir,” said Sergeant Hay, urgently again. “Look at this.”

  He produced an article wrapped in a somewhat grubby handkerchief.

  “Found it in the shrubbery,” said Sergeant Hay. “Could have been chucked there from one of the back windows.”

  He tipped the object down on the desk in front of the inspector, who leaned forward and inspected it with rising excitement. The exhibit was a nearly full pot of marmalade.

  The inspector stared at it without speech. His face assumed a peculiarly wooden and stupid appearance. In actual fact this meant that Inspector Neele’s mind was racing once more round an imaginary track. A moving picture was enacting itself before the eyes of his mind. He saw a new pot of marmalade, he saw hands carefully removing its cover, he saw a small quantity of marmalade removed, mixed with a preparation of taxine and replaced in the pot, the top smoothed over and the lid carefully replaced. He broke off at this point to ask Sergeant Hay:

  “They don’t take marmalade out of the pot and put it into fancy pots?”

  “No, sir. Got into the way of serving it in its own pot during the war when things were scarce, and it’s gone on like that ever since.”

  Neele murmured:

  “That made it easier, of course.”

  “What’s more,” said Sergeant Hay, “Mr. Fortescue was the only one that took marmalade for breakfast (and Mr. Percival when he was at home). The others had jam or honey.”

  Neele nodded.

  “Yes,” he said. “That made it very simple, didn’t it?”

  After a slight gap the moving picture went on in his mind. It was the breakfast table now. Rex Fortescue stretching out his hand for the marmalade pot, taking out a spoonful of marmalade and spreading it on his toast and butter. Easier, far easier that way than the risk and difficulty of insinuating it into his coffee cup. A foolproof method of administering the poison! And afterwards? Another gap and a picture that was not quite so clear. The replacing of that pot of marmalade by another with exactly the same amount taken from it. And then an open window. A hand and an arm flinging out that pot into the shrubbery. Whose hand and arm?

  Inspector Neele said in a businesslike voice:

  “Well, we’ll have of course to get this analysed. See if there are any traces of taxine. We can’t jump to conclusions.”

  “No, sir. There may be fingerprints too.”

  “Probably not the ones we want,” said Inspector Neele gloomily. “There’ll be Gladys’s, of course, and Crump’s and Fortescue’s own. Then probably Mrs. Crump’s, the grocer’s assistant and a few others! If anyone put taxine in here they’d take care not to go playing about with their own fingers all over the pot. Anyway, as I say, we mustn’t jump to conclusions. How do they order marmalade and where is it kept?”

  The industrious Sergeant Hay had his answer pat for all these questions.

  “Marmalade and jams comes in in batches of six at a time. A new pot would be taken into the pantry when the old one was getting low.”

  “That means,” said Neele, “that it could have been tampered with several days before it was actually brought onto the breakfast table. And anyone who was in the house or had access to the house could have tampered with it.”

  The term “access to the house” puzzled Sergeant Hay slightly. He did not see in what way his superior’s mind was working.

  But Neele was postulating what seemed to him a logical assumption.

  If the marmalade had been tampered with beforehand—then surely that ruled out those persons who were actually at the breakfast table on the fatal morning.

  Which opened up some interesting new possibilities.

  He planned in his mind interviews with various people—this time with rather a different angle of approach.

  He’d keep an open mind. . . .

  He’d even consider seriously that old Miss Whatshername’s suggestions about the nursery rhyme. Because there was no doubt that that nursery rhyme fitted in a rather startling way. It fitted with a point that had worried him from the beginning. The pocketful of rye.

  “Blackbirds?” murmured Inspector Neele to himself.

  Sergeant Hay stared.

  “It’s not blackberry jelly, sir,” he said. “It’s marmalade.”

  II

  Inspector Neele went in search of Mary Dove.

  He found her in one of the bedrooms on the first floor superintending Ellen, who was denuding the bed of what seemed to be clean sheets. A little pile of clean towels lay on a chair.

  Inspector Neele looked puzzled.

  “Somebody coming to stay?” he asked.

  Mary Dove smiled at him. In contrast to Ellen, who looked grim and truculent, Mary was her usual imperturbable self.

  “Actually,” she said, “the opposite is the case.”

  Neele looked inquiringly at her.

  “This is the guest room we had prepared for Mr. Gerald Wright.”

  “Gerald Wright? Who is he?”

  “He’s a friend of Miss Elaine Fortescue’s.” Mary’s voice was carefully devoid of inflection.

  “He was coming here—when?”

  “I believe he arrived at the Golf Hotel the day after Mr. Fortescue’s death.”

  “The day after.”

  “So Miss Fortescue said.” Mary’s voice was still impersonal: “She told me she wanted him to come and stay in the house—so I had a room prepared. Now—after these other two—tragedies—it seems more suitable that he should remain at the hotel.”

  “The Golf Hotel?”

  “Yes.”

  “Quite,” said Inspector Neele.

  Ellen gathered up the sheets and towels and went out of the room.

  Mary Dove looked inquiringly at Neele.

  “You wanted to see me about something?”

  Neele said pleasantly:

  “It’s becoming important to get exact times very clearly stated. Members of the family all seem a little vague about time—perhaps understandably. You, on the other hand, Miss Dove, I have found extremely accurate in your statements as to times.”

  “Again understandably!”

  “Yes—perhaps—I must certainly congratulate you on the way you have kept this house going in spite of the—well, panic—these last deaths must have caused.” He paused and then asked curiously: “How did you do it?”

  He had realized, astutely, that the one chink in the armour of Mary Dove’s inscrutability was her pleasure in her own efficiency. She unbent slightly now as she answered.

  “The Crumps wanted to leave at once, of course.”

  “We couldn’t have allowed that.”

  “I know. But I also told them that Mr. Percival Fortescue would be more likely to be—well—generous—to those who had spared him inconvenience.”

  “And Ellen?”

  “Ellen does not wish to leave.”


  “Ellen does not wish to leave,” Neele repeated. “She has good nerves.”

  “She enjoys disasters,” said Mary Dove. “Like Mrs. Percival, she finds in disaster a kind of pleasurable drama.”

  “Interesting. Do you think Mrs. Percival has—enjoyed the tragedies?”

  “No—of course not. That is going too far. I would merely say that it has enabled her to—well—stand up to them—”

  “And how have you yourself been affected, Miss Dove?”

  Mary Dove shrugged her shoulders.

  “It has not been a pleasant experience,” she said dryly.

  Inspector Neele felt again a longing to break down this cool young woman’s defences—to find out what was really going on behind the careful and efficient understatement of her whole attitude.

  He merely said brusquely:

  “Now—to recapitulate times and places: the last time you saw Gladys Martin was in the hall before tea, and that was at twenty minutes to five?”

  “Yes—I told her to bring in tea.”

  “You yourself were coming from where?”

  “From upstairs—I thought I had heard the telephone a few minutes before.”

  “Gladys, presumably, had answered the telephone?”

  “Yes. It was a wrong number. Someone who wanted the Baydon Heath Laundry.”

  “And that was the last time you saw her?”

  “She brought the tea tray into the library about ten minutes or so later.”

  “After that Miss Elaine Fortescue came in?”

  “Yes, about three or four minutes later. Then I went up to tell Mrs. Percival tea was ready.”

  “Did you usually do that?”

  “Oh no—people came in to tea when they pleased—but Mrs. Fortescue asked where everybody was. I thought I heard Mrs. Percival coming—but that was a mistake—”

  Neele interrupted. Here was something new.

  “You mean you heard someone upstairs moving about?”

  “Yes—at the head of the stairs, I thought. But no one came down so I went up. Mrs. Percival was in her bedroom. She had just come in. She had been out for a walk—”

  “Out for a walk—I see. The time being then—”

  “Oh—nearly five o’clock, I think—”

  “And Mr. Lancelot Fortescue arrived—when?”

  “A few minutes after I came downstairs again—I thought he had arrived earlier—but—”

  Inspector Neele interrupted:

  “Why did you think he had arrived earlier?”

  “Because I thought I had caught sight of him through the landing window.”

  “In the garden, you mean?”

  “Yes—I caught a glimpse of someone through the yew hedge—and I thought it would probably be him.”

  “This was when you were coming down after telling Mrs. Percival Fortescue tea was ready?”

  Mary corrected him.

  “No—not then—it was earlier—when I came down the first time.”

  Inspector Neele stared.

  “Are you sure about that, Miss Dove?”

  “Yes, I’m perfectly sure. That’s why I was surprised to see him—when he actually did ring the bell.”

  Inspector Neele shook his head. He kept his inner excitement out of his voice as he said:

  “It couldn’t have been Lancelot Fortescue you saw in the garden. His train—which was due at 4:28, was nine minutes late. He arrived at Baydon Heath Station at 4:37. He had to wait a few minutes for a taxi—that train is always very full. It was actually nearly a quarter to five (five minutes after you had seen the man in the garden) when he left the station and it is a ten-minute drive. He paid off the taxi at the gate here at about five minutes to five at the earliest. No—it wasn’t Lancelot Fortescue you saw.”

  “I’m sure I did see someone.”

  “Yes, you saw someone. It was getting dark. You couldn’t have seen the man clearly?”

  “Oh no—I couldn’t see his face or anything like that—just his build—tall and slender. We were expecting Lancelot Fortescue—so I jumped to the conclusion that that’s who it was.”

  “He was going—which way?”

  “Along behind the yew hedge towards the east side of the house.”

  “There is a side door there. Is it kept locked?”

  “Not until the house is locked up for the night.”

  “Anyone could have come in by that side door without being observed by any of the household.”

  Mary Dove considered.

  “I think so. Yes.” She added quickly: “You mean—the person I heard later upstairs could have come in that way? Could have been hiding—upstairs?”

  “Something of the kind.”

  “But who—?”

  “That remains to be seen. Thank you, Miss Dove.”

  As she turned to go away Inspector Neele said in a casual voice: “By the way, you can’t tell me anything about blackbirds, I suppose?”

  For the first time, so it seemed, Mary Dove was taken aback. She turned back sharply.

  “I—what did you say?”

  “I was just asking you about blackbirds.”

  “Do you mean—”

  “Blackbirds,” said Inspector Neele.

  He had on his most stupid expression.

  “You mean that silly business last summer? But surely that can’t . . .” She broke off.

  Inspector Neele said pleasantly:

  “There’s been a bit of talk about it, but I was sure I’d get a clear account from you.”

  Mary Dove was her calm, practical self again.

  “It must, I think, have been some silly, spiteful joke,” she said. “Four dead blackbirds were on Mr. Fortescue’s desk in his study here. It was summer and the windows were open, and we rather thought it must have been the gardener’s boy, though he insisted he’d never done anything of the kind. But they were actually blackbirds the gardener had shot which had been hanging up by the fruit bushes.”

  “And somebody had cut them down and put them on Mr. Fortescue’s desk?”

  “Yes.”

  “Any sort of reason behind it—any association with blackbirds?”

  Mary shook her head.

  “I don’t think so.”

  “How did Mr. Fortescue take it? Was he annoyed?”

  “Naturally he was annoyed.”

  “But not upset in any way?”

  “I really can’t remember.”

  “I see,” said Inspector Neele.

  He said no more. Mary Dove once more turned away, but this time, he thought, she went rather unwillingly as though she would have liked to know more of what was in his mind. Ungratefully, all that Inspector Neele felt was annoyance with Miss Marple. She had suggested to him that there would be blackbirds and, sure enough, there the blackbirds were! Not four and twenty of them, that was true. What might be called a token consignment.

  That had been as long ago as last summer and where it fitted in Inspector Neele could not imagine. He was not going to let this blackbird bogey divert him from the logical and sober investigation of murder by a sane murderer for a sane reason, but he would be forced from now on to keep the crazier possibilities of the case in mind.

  Chapter Fifteen

  I

  “I’m sorry, Miss Fortescue, to bother you again, but I want to be quite, quite clear about this. As far as we know you were the last person—or rather the last person but one—to see Mrs. Fortescue alive. It was about twenty past five when you left the drawing room?”

  “About then,” said Elaine, “I can’t say exactly.” She added defensively: “One doesn’t look at clocks the whole time.”

  “No, of course not. During the time that you were alone with Mrs. Fortescue after the others had left, what did you talk about?”

  “Does it matter what we talked about?”

  “Probably not,” said Inspector Neele, “but it might give me some clue as to what was in Mrs. Fortescue’s mind.”

  “You mean—you think sh
e might have done it herself?”

  Inspector Neele noticed the brightening on her face. It would certainly be a very convenient solution as far as the family was concerned. Inspector Neele did not think it was true for a moment. Adele Fortescue was not to his mind a suicidal type. Even if she had poisoned her husband and was convinced the crime was about to be brought home to her, she would not, he thought, have ever thought of killing herself. She would have been sure optimistically that even if she were tried for murder she would be sure to be acquitted. He was not, however, averse to Elaine Fortescue’s entertaining the hypothesis. He said, therefore, quite truthfully:

  “There’s a possibility of it at least, Miss Fortescue. Now perhaps you’ll tell me just what your conversation was about?”

  “Well, it was really about my affairs.” Elaine hesitated.

  “Your affairs being . . . ? ” he paused questioningly with a genial expression.

  “I—a friend of mine had just arrived in the neighbourhood, and I was asking Adele if she would have any objection to—to my asking him to stay here at the house.”

  “Ah. And who is this friend?”

  “It’s a Mr. Gerald Wright. He’s a schoolmaster. He—he’s staying at the Golf Hotel.”

  “A very close friend, perhaps?”

  Inspector Neele gave an avuncular beam which added at least fifteen years to his age.

  “We may expect an interesting announcement shortly, perhaps?”

  He felt almost compunction as he saw the awkward gesture of the girl’s hand and the flush on her face. She was in love with the fellow all right.

  “We—we’re not actually engaged and of course we couldn’t have it announced just now, but—well, yes I think we do—I mean we are going to get married.”

  “Congratulations,” said Inspector Neele pleasantly. “Mr. Wright is staying at the Golf Hotel, you say? How long has he been there?”

  “I wired him when Father died.”

  “And he came at once. I see,” said Inspector Neele.

  He used this favourite phrase of his in a friendly and reassuring way.

  “What did Mrs. Fortescue say when you asked her about his coming here?”

  “Oh, she said, all right, I could have anybody I pleased.”