The Complete Miss Marple Collection

by Agatha Christie

  She laughed.

  But Inspector Craddock did not laugh.

  “Be careful,” he said. “They might murder you instead of making advances to you.”

  “I suppose it might be simpler,” Lucy agreed.

  Then she gave a slight shiver.

  “One forgets,” she said. “The boys have been having such fun that one almost thought of it all as a game. But it’s not a game.”

  “No,” said Miss Marple. “Murder isn’t a game.”

  She was silent for a moment or two before she said:

  “Don’t the boys go back to school soon?”

  “Yes, next week. They go tomorrow to James Stoddart-West’s home for the last few days of the holidays.”

  “I’m glad of that,” said Miss Marple gravely. “I shouldn’t like anything to happen while they’re there.”

  “You mean to old Mr. Crackenthorpe. Do you think he’s going to be murdered next?”

  “Oh, no,” said Miss Marple. “He’ll be all right. I meant to the boys.”

  “Well, to Alexander.”

  “But surely—”

  “Hunting about, you know—looking for clues. Boys love that sort of thing—but it might be very dangerous.”

  Craddock looked at her thoughtfully.

  “You’re not prepared to believe, are you, Miss Marple, that it’s a case of an unknown woman murdered by an unknown man? You tie it up definitely with Rutherford Hall?”

  “I think there’s a definite connection, yes.”

  “All we know about the murderer is that he’s a tall dark man. That’s what your friend says and all she can say. There are three tall dark men at Rutherford Hall. On the day of the inquest, you know, I came out to see the three brothers standing waiting on the pavement for the car to draw up. They had their backs to me and it was astonishing how, in their heavy overcoats, they looked all alike. Three tall dark men. And yet, actually, they’re all three quite different types.” He sighed. “It makes it very difficult.”

  “I wonder,” murmured Miss Marple. “I have been wondering—whether it might perhaps be all much simpler than we suppose. Murders so often are quite simple—with an obvious rather sordid motive….”

  “Do you believe in the mysterious Martine, Miss Marple?”

  “I’m quite ready to believe that Edmund Crackenthorpe either married, or meant to marry, a girl called Martine. Emma Crackenthorpe showed you his letter, I understand, and from what I’ve seen of her and from what Lucy tells me, I should say Emma Crackenthorpe is quite incapable of making up a thing of that kind—indeed, why should she?”

  “So granted Martine,” said Craddock thoughtfully, “there is a motive of a kind. Martine’s reappearance with a son would diminish the Crackenthorpe inheritance—though hardly to a point, one would think, to activate murder. They’re all very hard up—”

  “Even Harold?” Lucy demanded incredulously.

  “Even the prosperous-looking Harold Crackenthorpe is not the sober and conservative financier he appears to be. He’s been plunging heavily and mixing himself up in some rather undesirable ventures. A large sum of money, soon, might avoid a crash.”

  “But if so—” said Lucy, and stopped.

  “Yes, Miss Eyelesbarrow—”

  “I know, dear,” said Miss Marple. “The wrong murder, that’s what you mean.”

  “Yes. Martine’s death wouldn’t do Harold—or any of the others—any good. Not until—”

  “Not until Luther Crackenthorpe died. Exactly. That occurred to me. And Mr. Crackenthorpe, senior, I gather from his doctor, is a much better life than any outsider would imagine.”

  “He’ll last for years,” said Lucy. Then she frowned.

  “Yes?” Craddock spoke encouragingly.

  “He was rather ill at Christmas-time,” said Lucy. “He said the doctor made a lot of fuss about it—‘Anyone would have thought I’d been poisoned by the fuss he made.’ That’s what he said.”

  She looked inquiringly at Craddock.

  “Yes,” said Craddock. “That’s really what I want to ask Dr. Quimper about.”

  “Well, I must go,” said Lucy. “Heavens, it’s late.”

  Miss Marple put down her knitting and picked up The Times with a half-done crossword puzzle.

  “I wish I had a dictionary here,” she murmured. “Tontine and Tokay— I always mix those two words up. One, I believe, is a Hungarian wine.”

  “That’s Tokay,” said Lucy, looking back from the door. “But one’s a five-letter word and one’s a seven. What’s the clue?”

  “Oh, it wasn’t in the crossword,” said Miss Marple vaguely. “It was in my head.”

  Inspector Craddock looked at her very hard. Then he said goodbye and went.

  Seventeen

  I

  Craddock had to wait a few minutes whilst Quimper finished his evening surgery, and then the doctor came to him. He looked tired and depressed.

  He offered Craddock a drink and when the latter accepted he mixed one for himself as well.

  “Poor devils,” he said as he sank down in a worn easy-chair. “So scared and so stupid—no sense. Had a painful case this evening. Woman who ought to have come to me a year ago. If she’d come then, she might have been operated on successfully. Now it’s too late. Makes me mad. The truth is people are an extraordinary mixture of heroism and cowardice. She’s suffering agony, and borne it without a word, just because she was too scared to come and find out that what she feared might be true. At the other end of the scale are the people who come and waste my time because they’ve got a dangerous swelling causing them agony on their little finger which they think may be cancer and which turns out to be a common or garden chilblain! Well, don’t mind me. I’ve blown off steam now. What did you want to see me about?”

  “First, I’ve got you to thank, I believe, for advising Miss Crackenthorpe to come to me with the letter that purported to be from her brother’s widow.”

  “Oh, that? Anything in it? I didn’t exactly advise her to come. She wanted to. She was worried. All the dear little brothers were trying to hold her back, of course.”

  “Why should they?”

  The doctor shrugged his shoulders.

  “Afraid the lady might be proved genuine, I suppose.”

  “Do you think the letter was genuine?”

  “No idea. Never actually saw it. I should say it was someone who knew the facts, just trying to make a touch. Hoping to work on Emma’s feelings. They were dead wrong, there. Emma’s no fool. She wouldn’t take an unknown sister-in-law to her bosom without asking a few practical questions first.”

  He added with some curiosity:

  “But why ask my views? I’ve got nothing to do with it?”

  “I really came to ask you something quite different—but I don’t quite know how to put it.”

  Dr. Quimper looked interested.

  “I understand that not long ago—at Christmas-time, I think it was—Mr. Crackenthorpe had rather a bad turn of illness.”

  He saw a change at once in the doctor’s face. It hardened.

  “Yes.”

  “I gather a gastric disturbance of some kind?”

  “Yes.”

  “This is difficult… Mr. Crackenthorpe was boasting of his health, saying he intended to outlive most of his family. He referred to you—you’ll excuse me, Doctor….”

  “Oh, don’t mind me. I’m not sensitive as to what my patients say about me!”

  “He spoke of you as an old fuss-pot.” Quimper smiled. “He said you had asked him all sorts of questions, not only as to what he had eaten, but as to who prepared it and served it.”

  The doctor was not smiling now. His face was hard again.

  “Go on.”

  “He used some such phrase as—‘Talked as though he believed someone had poisoned me.’”

  There was a pause.

  “Had you—any suspicion of that kind?”

  Quimper did not answer at once. He got up and walked u
p and down. Finally, he wheeled round on Craddock.

  “What the devil do you expect me to say? Do you think a doctor can go about flinging accusations of poisoning here and there without any real evidence?”

  “I’d just like to know, off the record, if—that idea—did enter your head?”

  Dr. Quimper said evasively:

  “Old Crackenthorpe leads a fairly frugal life. When the family comes down, Emma steps up the food. Result—a nasty attack of gastro-enteritis. The symptoms were consistent with that diagnosis.”

  Craddock persisted.

  “I see. You were quite satisfied? You were not at all—shall we say—puzzled?”

  “All right. All right. Yes, I was Yours Truly Puzzled! Does that please you?”

  “It interests me,” said Craddock. “What actually did you suspect—or fear?”

  “Gastric cases vary, of course, but there were certain indications that would have been, shall we say, more consistent with arsenic poisoning than with plain gastro-enteritis. Mind you, the two things are very much alike. Better men than myself have failed to recognize arsenic poisoning—and have given a certificate in all good faith.”

  “And what was the result of your inquiries?”

  “It seemed that what I suspected could not possibly be true. Mr. Crackenthorpe assured me that he had similar attacks before I attended him—and from the same cause, he said. They had always taken place when there was too much rich food about.”

  “Which was when the house was full? With the family? Or guests?”

  “Yes. That seemed reasonable enough. But frankly, Craddock, I wasn’t happy. I went so far as to write to old Dr. Morris. He was my senior partner and retired soon after I joined him. Crackenthorpe was his patient originally. I asked about these earlier attacks that the old man had had.”

  “And what response did you get?”

  Quimper grinned.

  “I got a flea in the ear. I was more or less told not to be a damned fool. Well”—he shrugged his shoulders—“presumably I was a damned fool.”

  “I wonder,” Craddock was thoughtful.

  Then he decided to speak frankly.

  “Throwing discretion aside, Doctor, there are people who stand to benefit pretty considerably from Luther Crackenthorpe’s death.” The doctor nodded. “He’s an old man—and a hale and hearty one. He may live to be ninety odd?”

  “Easily. He spends his life taking care of himself, and his constitution is sound.”

  “And his sons—and daughter—are all getting on, and they are all feeling the pinch?”

  “You leave Emma out of it. She’s no poisoner. These attacks only happen when the others are there—not when she and he are alone.”

  “An elementary precaution—if she’s the one,” the inspector thought, but was careful not to say aloud.

  He paused, choosing his words carefully.

  “Surely—I’m ignorant on these matters—but supposing just as a hypothesis that arsenic was administered—hasn’t Crackenthorpe been very lucky not to succumb?”

  “Now there,” said the doctor, “you have got something odd. It is exactly that fact that leads me to believe that I have been, as old Morris puts it, a damned fool. You see, it’s obviously not a case of small doses of arsenic administered regularly—which is what you might call the classic method of arsenic poisoning. Crackenthorpe has never had any chronic gastric trouble. In a way, that’s what makes these sudden violent attacks seem unlikely. So, assuming they are not due to natural causes, it looks as though the poisoner is muffing it every time—which hardly makes sense.”

  “Giving an inadequate dose, you mean?”

  “Yes. On the other hand, Crackenthorpe’s got a strong constitution and what might do in another man, doesn’t do him in. There’s always personal idiosyncrasy to be reckoned with. But you’d think that by now the poisoner—unless he’s unusually timid—would have stepped up the dose. Why hasn’t he?

  “That is,” he added, “if there is a poisoner which there probably isn’t! Probably all my ruddy imagination from start to finish.”

  “It’s an odd problem,” the inspector agreed. “It doesn’t seem to make sense.”

  II

  “Inspector Craddock!”

  The eager whisper made the inspector jump.

  He had been just on the point of ringing the front doorbell. Alexander and his friend Stoddart-West emerged cautiously from the shadows.

  “We heard your car, and we wanted to get hold of you.”

  “Well, let’s come inside.” Craddock’s hand went out to the door bell again, but Alexander pulled at his coat with the eagerness of a pawing dog.

  “We’ve found a clue,” he breathed.

  “Yes, we’ve found a clue,” Stoddart-West echoed.

  “Damn that girl,” thought Craddock unamiably.

  “Splendid,” he said in a perfunctory manner. “Let’s go inside the house and look at it.”

  “No,” Alexander was insistent. “Someone’s sure to interrupt. Come to the harness room. We’ll guide you.”

  Somewhat unwillingly, Craddock allowed himself to be guided round the corner of the house and along to the stableyard. Stoddart-West pushed open a heavy door, stretched up, and turned on a rather feeble electric light. The harness room, once the acme of Victorian spit and polish, was now the sad repository of everything that no one wanted. Broken garden chairs, rusted old garden implements, a vast decrepit mowing-machine, rusted spring mattresses, hammocks, and disintegrated tennis nets.

  “We come here a good deal,” said Alexander. “One can really be private here.”

  There were certain tokens of occupancy about. The decayed mattresses had been piled up to make a kind of divan, there was an old rusted table on which reposed a large tin of chocolate biscuits, there was a hoard of apples, a tin of toffees, and a jig-saw puzzle.

  “It really is a clue, sir,” said Stoddart-West eagerly, his eyes gleaming behind his spectacles. “We found it this afternoon.”

  “We’ve been hunting for days. In the bushes—”

  “And inside hollow trees—”

  “And we went through the ash bins—”

  “There were some jolly interesting things there, as a matter of fact—”

  “And then we went into the boiler house—”

  “Old Hillman keeps a great galvanized tub there full of waste paper—”

  “For when the boiler goes out and he wants to start it again—”

  “Any odd paper that’s blowing about. He picks it up and shoves it in there—”

  “And that’s where we found it—”

  “Found WHAT?” Craddock interrupted the duet.

  “The clue. Careful, Stodders, get your gloves on.”

  Importantly, Stoddart-West, in the best detective story tradition, drew on a pair of rather dirty gloves and took from his pocket a Kodak photographic folder. From this he extracted in his gloved fingers with the utmost care a soiled and crumpled envelope which he handed importantly to the inspector.

  Both boys held their breath in excitement.

  Craddock took it with due solemnity. He liked the boys and he was ready to enter into the spirit of the thing.

  The letter had been through the post, there was no enclosure inside, it was just a torn envelope—addressed to Mrs. Martine Crackenthorpe, 126 Elvers Crescent, N.10.

  “You see?” said Alexander breathlessly. “It shows she was here— Uncle Edmund’s French wife, I mean—the one there’s all the fuss about. She must have actually been here and dropped out somewhere. So it looks, doesn’t it—”

  Stoddart-West broke in:

  “It looks as though she was the one who got murdered— I mean, don’t you think, sir, that it simply must have been her in the sarcophagus?”

  They waited anxiously.

  Craddock played up.

  “Possible, very possible,” he said.

  “This is important, isn’t it?”

  “You’ll test it for fin
gerprints, won’t you, sir?”

  “Of course,” said Craddock.

  Stoddart-West gave a deep sigh.

  “Smashing luck for us, wasn’t it?” he said. “On our last day, too.”

  “Last day?”

  “Yes,” said Alexander. “I’m going to Stodders’ place tomorrow for the last few days of the holidays. Stodders’ people have got a smashing house— Queen Anne, isn’t it?”

  “William and Mary,” said Stoddart-West.

  “I thought your mother said—”

  “Mum’s French. She doesn’t really know about English architecture.”

  “But your father said it was built—”

  Craddock was examining the envelope.

  Clever of Lucy Eyelesbarrow. How had she managed to fake the post mark? He peered closely, but the light was too feeble. Great fun for the boys, of course, but rather awkward for him. Lucy, drat her, hadn’t considered that angle. If this were genuine, it would enforce a course of action. There….

  Beside him a learned architectural argument was being hotly pursued. He was deaf to it.

  “Come on, boys,” he said, “we’ll go into the house. You’ve been very helpful.”

  Eighteen

  I

  Craddock was escorted by the boys through the back door into the house. This was, it seemed, their common mode of entrance. The kitchen was bright and cheerful. Lucy, in a large white apron, was rolling out pastry. Leaning against the dresser, watching her with a kind of dog-like attention, was Bryan Eastley. With one hand he tugged at his large fair moustache.

  “Hallo, Dad,” said Alexander kindly. “You out here again?”

  “I like it out here,” said Bryan, and added: “Miss Eyelesbarrow doesn’t mind.”

  “Oh, I don’t mind,” said Lucy. “Good evening, Inspector Craddock.”

  “Coming to detect in the kitchen?” asked Bryan with interest.

  “Not exactly. Mr. Cedric Crackenthorpe is still here, isn’t he?”

  “Oh, yes, Cedric’s here. Do you want him?”

  “I’d like a word with him—yes, please.”