The Complete Miss Marple Collection

by Agatha Christie

  “I think you might,” said Miss Marple. “Even after eighteen years. Yes, I think you might.”

  “But at any rate it won’t do any harm to have a real good try?”

  Giles paused, his face beaming.

  Miss Marple moved uneasily, her face was grave—almost troubled.

  “But it might do a great deal of harm,” she said. “I would advise you both—oh yes, I really would advise it very strongly—to leave the whole thing alone.”

  “Leave it alone? Our very own murder mystery—if it was murder!”

  “It was murder, I think. And that’s just why I should leave it alone. Murder isn’t—it really isn’t—a thing to tamper with lightheartedly.”

  Giles said: “But, Miss Marple, if everybody felt like that—”

  She interrupted him.

  “Oh, I know. There are times when it is one’s duty—an innocent person accused—suspicion resting on various other people—a dangerous criminal at large who may strike again. But you must realize that this murder is very much in the past. Presumably it wasn’t known for murder—if so, you would have heard fast enough from your old gardener or someone down there—a murder, however long ago, is always news. No, the body must have been disposed of somehow, and the whole thing never suspected. Are you sure—are you really sure, that you are wise to dig it all up again?”

  “Miss Marple,” cried Gwenda, “you sound really concerned?”

  “I am, my dear. You are two very nice and charming young people (if you will allow me to say so). You are newly married and happy together. Don’t, I beg of you, start to uncover things that may—well, that may—how shall I put it?—that may upset and distress you.”

  Gwenda stared at her. “You’re thinking of something special—of something—what is it you’re hinting at?”

  “Not hinting, dear. Just advising you (because I’ve lived a long time and know how very upsetting human nature can be) to let well alone. That’s my advice: let well alone.”

  “But it isn’t letting well alone.” Giles’s voice held a different note, a sterner note. “Hillside is our house, Gwenda’s and mine, and someone was murdered in that house, or so we believe. I’m not going to stand for murder in my house and do nothing about it, even if it is eighteen years ago!”

  Miss Marple sighed. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I imagine that most young men of spirit would feel like that. I even sympathize and almost admire you for it. But I wish—oh, I do wish—that you wouldn’t do it.”

  II

  On the following day, news went round the village of St. Mary Mead that Miss Marple was at home again. She was seen in the High Street at eleven o’clock. She called at the Vicarage at ten minutes to twelve. That afternoon three of the gossipy ladies of the village called upon her and obtained her impressions of the gay Metropolis and, this tribute to politeness over, themselves plunged into details of an approaching battle over the fancywork stall at the Fête and the position of the tea tent.

  Later that evening Miss Marple could be seen as usual in her garden, but for once her activities were more concentrated on the depredations of weeds than on the activities of her neighbours. She was distraite at her frugal evening meal, and hardly appeared to listen to her little maid Evelyn’s spirited account of the goings-on of the local chemist. The next day she was still distraite, and one or two people, including the Vicar’s wife, remarked upon it. That evening Miss Marple said that she did not feel very well and took to her bed. The following morning she sent for Dr. Haydock.

  Dr. Haydock had been Miss Marple’s physician, friend and ally for many years. He listened to her account of her symptoms, gave her an examination, then sat back in his chair and waggled his stethoscope at her.

  “For a woman of your age,” he said, “and in spite of that misleading frail appearance, you’re in remarkably good fettle.”

  “I’m sure my general health is sound,” said Miss Marple. “But I confess I do feel a little overtired—a little run-down.”

  “You’ve been gallivanting about. Late nights in London.”

  “That, of course. I do find London a little tiring nowadays. And the air—so used up. Not like fresh seaside air.”

  “The air of St. Mary Mead is nice and fresh.”

  “But often damp and rather muggy. Not, you know, exactly bracing.”

  Dr. Haydock eyed her with a dawning of interest.

  “I’ll send you round a tonic,” he said obligingly.

  “Thank you, Doctor. Easton’s syrup is always very helpful.”

  “There’s no need for you to do my prescribing for me, woman.”

  “I wondered if, perhaps, a change of air—?”

  Miss Marple looked questioningly at him with guileless blue eyes.

  “You’ve just been away for three weeks.”

  “I know. But to London which, as you say, is enervating. And then up North—a manufacturing district. Not like bracing sea air.”

  Dr. Haydock packed up his bag. Then he turned round, grinning.

  “Let’s hear why you sent for me,” he said. “Just tell me what it’s to be and I’ll repeat it after you. You want my professional opinion that what you need is sea air—”

  “I knew you’d understand,” said Miss Marple gratefully.

  “Excellent thing, sea air. You’d better go to Eastbourne right away, or your health may suffer seriously.”

  “Eastbourne, I think, is rather cold. The downs, you know.”

  “Bournemouth, then, or the Isle of Wight.”

  Miss Marple twinkled at him.

  “I always think a small place is much pleasanter.”

  Dr. Haydock sat down again.

  “My curiosity is roused. What small seaside town are you suggesting?”

  “Well, I had thought of Dillmouth.”

  “Pretty little place. Rather dull. Why Dillmouth?”

  For a moment or two Miss Marple was silent. The worried look had returned to her eyes. She said: “Supposing that one day, by accident, you turned up a fact that seemed to indicate that many years ago—nineteen or twenty—a murder had occurred. That fact was known to you alone, nothing of the kind had ever been suspected or reported. What would you do about it?”

  “Murder in retrospect in fact?”

  “Just exactly that.”

  Haydock reflected for a moment.

  “There had been no miscarriage of justice? Nobody had suffered as a result of this crime?”

  “As far as one can see, no.”

  “Hm. Murder in retrospect. Sleeping murder. Well, I’ll tell you. I’d let sleeping murder lie—that’s what I’d do. Messing about with murder is dangerous. It could be very dangerous.”

  “That’s what I’m afraid of.”

  “People say a murderer always repeats his crimes. That’s not true. There’s a type who commits a crime, manages to get away with it, and is darned careful never to stick his neck out again. I won’t say they live happily ever after—I don’t believe that’s true—there are many kinds of retribution. But outwardly at least all goes well. Perhaps that was so in the case of Madeleine Smith or again in the case of Lizzie Borden. It was not proven in the case of Madeleine Smith and Lizzie was acquitted—but many people believe both of those women were guilty. I could name you others. They never repeated their crimes—one crime gave them what they wanted and they were content. But suppose some danger had menaced them? I take it your killer, whoever he or she is, was one of that kind. He committed a crime and got away with it and nobody suspected. But supposing somebody goes poking about, digging into things, turning up stones and exploring avenues and finally, perhaps, hitting the target? What’s your killer going to do about it? Just stay there smiling while the hunt comes nearer and nearer? No, if there’s no principle involved, I’d say let it alone.” He repeated his former phrase: “Let sleeping murder lie.”

  He added firmly: “And those are my orders to you. Let the whole thing alone.”

  “But it’s not I who am invol
ved. It’s two very delightful children. Let me tell you!”

  She told him the story and Haydock listened.

  “Extraordinary,” he said when she had finished. “Extraordinary coincidence. Extraordinary business altogether. I suppose you see what the implications are?”

  “Oh, of course. But I don’t think it’s occurred to them yet.”

  “It will mean a good deal of unhappiness and they’ll wish they’d never meddled with the thing. Skeletons should be kept in their cupboards. Still, you know, I can quite see young Giles’s point of view. Dash it all, I couldn’t leave the thing alone myself. Even now, I’m curious….”

  He broke off and directed a stern glance at Miss Marple.

  “So that’s what you’re doing with your excuses to get to Dillmouth. Mixing yourself up in something that’s no concern of yours.”

  “Not at all, Dr. Haydock. But I’m worried about those two. They’re very young and inexperienced and much too trusting and credulous. I feel I ought to be there to look after them.”

  “So that’s why you’re going. To look after them! Can’t you ever leave murder alone, woman? Even murder in retrospect?”

  Miss Marple gave a small prim smile.

  “But you do think, don’t you, that a few weeks at Dillmouth would be beneficial to my health?”

  “More likely to be the end of you,” said Dr. Haydock. “But you won’t listen to me!”

  III

  On her way to call upon her friends, Colonel and Mrs. Bantry, Miss Marple met Colonel Bantry coming along the drive, his gun in his hand and his spaniel at his heels. He welcomed her cordially.

  “Glad to see you back again. How’s London?”

  Miss Marple said that London was very well. Her nephew had taken her to several plays.

  “Highbrow ones, I bet. Only care for a musical comedy myself.”

  Miss Marple said that she had been to a Russian play that was very interesting, though perhaps a little too long.

  “Russians!” said Colonel Bantry explosively. He had once been given a novel by Dostoievsky to read in a nursing home.

  He added that Miss Marple would find Dolly in the garden.

  Mrs. Bantry was almost always to be found in the garden. Gardening was her passion. Her favourite literature was bulb catalogues and her conversation dealt with primulas, bulbs, flowering shrubs and alpine novelties. Miss Marple’s first view of her was a substantial posterior clad in faded tweed.

  At the sound of approaching steps, Mrs. Bantry reassumed an erect position with a few creaks and winces, her hobby had made her rheumaticky, wiped her hot brow with an earth-stained hand and welcomed her friend.

  “Heard you were back, Jane,” she said. “Aren’t my new delphiniums doing well? Have you seen these new little gentians? I’ve had a bit of trouble with them, but I think they’re all set now. What we need is rain. It’s been terribly dry.” She added, “Esther told me you were ill in bed.” Esther was Mrs. Bantry’s cook and liaison officer with the village. “I’m glad to see it’s not true.”

  “Just a little overtired,” said Miss Marple. “Dr. Haydock thinks I need some sea air. I’m rather run-down.”

  “Oh, but you couldn’t go away now,” said Mrs. Bantry. “This is absolutely the best time of the year in the garden. Your border must be just coming into flower.”

  “Dr. Haydock thinks it would be advisable.”

  “Well, Haydock’s not such a fool as some doctors,” admitted Mrs. Bantry grudgingly.

  “I was wondering, Dolly, about that cook of yours.”

  “Which cook? Do you want a cook? You don’t mean that woman who drank, do you?”

  “No, no, no. I mean the one who made such delicious pastry. With a husband who was the butler.”

  “Oh, you mean the Mock Turtle,” said Mrs. Bantry with immediate recognition. “Woman with a deep mournful voice who always sounded as though she was going to burst into tears. She was a good cook. Husband was a fat, rather lazy man. Arthur always said he watered the whisky. I don’t know. Pity there’s always one of a couple that’s unsatisfactory. They got left a legacy by some former employer and they went off and opened a boardinghouse on the south coast.”

  “That’s just what I thought. Wasn’t it at Dillmouth?”

  “That’s right. 14 Sea Parade, Dillmouth.”

  “I was thinking that as Dr. Haydock has suggested the seaside I might go to—was their name Saunders?”

  “Yes. That’s an excellent idea, Jane. You couldn’t do better. Mrs. Saunders will look after you well, and as it’s out of the season they’ll be glad to get you and won’t charge very much. With good cooking and sea air you’ll soon pick up.”

  “Thank you, Dolly,” said Miss Marple, “I expect I shall.”

  Six

  EXERCISE IN DETECTION

  I

  “Where do you think the body was? About here?” asked Giles.

  He and Gwenda were standing in the front hall of Hillside. They had arrived back the night before, and Giles was now in full cry. He was as pleased as a small boy with his new toy.

  “Just about,” said Gwenda. She retreated up the stairs and peered down critically. “Yes—I think that’s about it.”

  “Crouch down,” said Giles. “You’re only about three years old, you know.”

  Gwenda crouched obligingly.

  “You couldn’t actually see the man who said the words?”

  “I can’t remember seeing him. He must have been just a bit further back—yes, there. I could only see his paws.”

  “Paws.” Giles frowned.

  “They were paws. Grey paws—not human.”

  “But look here, Gwenda. This isn’t a kind of Murder in the Rue Morgue. A man doesn’t have paws.”

  “Well, he had paws.”

  Giles looked doubtfully at her.

  “You must have imagined that bit afterwards.”

  Gwenda said slowly, “Don’t you think I may have imagined the whole thing? You know, Giles, I’ve been thinking. It seems to me far more probable that the whole thing was a dream. It might have been. It was the sort of dream a child might have, and be terribly frightened, and go on remembering about. Don’t you think really that’s the proper explanation? Because nobody in Dillmouth seems to have the faintest idea that there was ever a murder, or a sudden death, or a disappearance or anything odd about this house.”

  Giles looked like a different kind of little boy—a little boy who has had his nice new toy taken away from him.

  “I suppose it might have been a nightmare,” he admitted grudgingly. Then his face cleared suddenly.

  “No,” he said. “I don’t believe it. You could have dreamt about monkeys’ paws and someone dead—but I’m damned if you could have dreamt that quotation from The Duchess of Malfi.”

  “I could have heard someone say it and then dreamt about it afterwards.”

  “I don’t think any child could do that. Not unless you heard it in conditions of great stress—and if that was the case we’re back again where we were—hold on, I’ve got it. It was the paws you dreamt. You saw the body and heard the words and you were scared stiff and then you had a nightmare about it, and there were waving monkeys’ paws too—probably you were frightened of monkeys.”

  Gwenda looked slightly dubious—she said slowly: “I suppose that might be it….”

  “I wish you could remember a bit more … Come down here in the hall. Shut your eyes. Think … Doesn’t anything more come back to you?”

  “No, it doesn’t, Giles … The more I think, the further it all goes away … I mean, I’m beginning to doubt now if I ever really saw anything at all. Perhaps the other night I just had a brainstorm in the theatre.”

  “No. There was something. Miss Marple thinks so, too. What about ‘Helen’? Surely you must remember something about Helen?”

  “I don’t remember anything at all. It’s just a name.”

  “It mightn’t even be the right name.”

  “Yes
, it was. It was Helen.”

  Gwenda looked obstinate and convinced.

  “Then if you’re so sure it was Helen, you must know something about her,” said Giles reasonably. “Did you know her well? Was she living here? Or just staying here?”

  “I tell you I don’t know.” Gwenda was beginning to look strained and nervy.

  Giles tried another tack.

  “Who else can you remember? Your father?”

  “No. I mean, I can’t tell. There was always his photograph, you see. Aunt Alison used to say: ‘That’s your Daddy.’ I don’t remember him here, in this house….”

  “And no servants—nurses—anything like that?”

  “No—no. The more I try to remember, the more it’s all a blank. The things I know are all underneath—like walking to that door automatically. I didn’t remember a door there. Perhaps if you wouldn’t worry me so much, Giles, things would come back more. Anyway, trying to find out about it all is hopeless. It’s so long ago.”

  “Of course it’s not hopeless—even old Miss Marple admitted that.”

  “She didn’t help us with any ideas of how to set about it,” said Gwenda. “And yet I feel, from the glint in her eye, that she had a few. I wonder how she would have gone about it.”

  “I don’t suppose she would be likely to think of ways that we wouldn’t,” said Giles positively. “We must stop speculating, Gwenda, and set about things in a systematic way. We’ve made a beginning—I’ve looked through the Parish registers of deaths. There’s no ‘Helen’ of the right age amongst them. In fact there doesn’t seem to be a Helen at all in the period I covered—Ellen Pugg, ninety-four, was the nearest. Now we must think of the next profitable approach. If your father, and presumably your stepmother, lived in this house, they must either have bought it or rented it.”

  “According to Foster, the gardener, some people called Elworthy had it before the Hengraves and before them Mrs. Findeyson. Nobody else.”