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Wheat isn’t white. Flour is made out of wheat. So why is flour white?
First of all, all of the major flour producers, such as Pillsbury and General Mills, do make unbleached flour, which many breadmakers prefer. But the vast majority of flour sold to consumers is in the form of all-purpose bleached white flour, which is a combination of hard wheat flour (high in protein and best for making breads) and soft wheat flour (lower in protein and the best consistency for cakes and pastries).
Freshly milled white flour has a yellowish tinge, much like unbleached pasta, which consumers reject in favor of a pristine white. Flour processors have two ways to eradicate the yellow from wheat flour. If flour is stored and allowed to age naturally for several months, the yellow disappears as it is exposed to oxygen. But the cost of storing the bulky flour is prohibitive, so commercial flour is bleached artificially with bleaches such as benzoyl peroxide. Artificial bleaching works better than natural aging, which doesn’t yield uniformity of color or maturation.
Mature flour produces better baking results and has a longer shelf life. So along with being bleached, all-purpose flour is artificially aged. While benzoyl peroxide merely bleaches flour, other agents such as azodicarbonamide and potassium bromide artificially age the flour as they bleach. The whole process is performed in twenty-four hours, and the bleach eventually decomposes into a harmless residue called benzoic acid when the flour is used.
Is there a down side to the bleaching process? Certain nutrients are lost, which is why all-purpose flour by law is enriched with nutrients. Some nutritionists are not sanguine about the results. The late Adele Davis was particularly rabid about the subject. She felt the machinery that grinds flour overheats it and gives it a precooked taste “comparable to last night’s chops reheated.” But she was particularly skeptical about the value of enriched flour:
So-called “enriched” flour is my idea of outright dishonesty; at least 25 nutrients are largely removed during refining, and one-third of the original amount of iron, vitamin B and niacin may be replaced. Such flour is “enriched” just as you would be enriched by someone stealing 25 dollars from you and returning 99 cents.
Flour enrichment was mandated by the federal government in the early 1940s to compensate for the loss of nutrients that are eliminated from white flour. The flour industry contends that Adele Davis and other critics’ objections to enrichment overstate the case. Although they concede that the bran and germ of wheat kernels in whole-wheat flour contain more nutrients than white flour, those nutrients lost (e.g., calcium, phosphorus, and potassium) tend to be found in other foods, and few consumers look toward baked goods as a source for these nutrients.
Although health-food advocates tend to belittle the nutritional value of white flour, the flour companies stress that bleaching in itself has never been a health hazard. The alternative to bleached flour, they say, is vastly more expensive flour.
What Is Goofy?
Goofy can’t be a dog, claims our correspondent, or else he would look like Pluto, wouldn’t he? Goofy is indeed a dog. Chihuahuas don’t look like Doberman pinschers, so why should Goofy look like Pluto? Although we must admit that we don’t know too many dogs who speak English and walk on two feet.
Pluto appeared several years before Goofy, in a tiny role in a Mickey Mouse short called “Chain Gang.” Pluto’s original name was Rover, and he was Minnie’s dog, not Mickey’s. But Mickey soon gained ownership, and Rover was renamed Pluto the Pup. Animator John Canemaker observes that Pluto’s lack of speech and doglike walk were used to emphasize that Pluto was Mickey’s pet and not his equal.
Goofy, on the other hand, was nobody’s pet. His dogginess is indisputable, since his original name was Dippy Dawg. But Dippy had to pay his dues before he reached the summit of Goofyness. Dippy first played small roles in Mickey Mouse shorts in the early 1930s, and it wasn’t until he was featured in the syndicated Mickey Mouse newspaper cartoons that he gained prominence in animated shorts.
Although Goofy was as loyal and loving as Pluto, he was not subservient. As his popularity grew, Goofy became a part of “The Gang,” with costars Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck in a series of twelve cartoons in the late 1930s and early 1940s. Few remember that Goofy was married (to Mrs. Goofy) and that he was a proud parent (of Goofy, Jr.).
This Imponderable has been thrust at us many times since the release of the movie Stand By Me, in which a character muses about this question. How people can accept that a duck can survive being squashed by a refrigerator and then not believe that Goofy can be a dog, we’ll never understand.
Submitted by Ashley Hoffar of Cincinnati, Ohio.
How Did the Toque Become the Traditional Chef’s Hat? Does It Serve Any Functional Purpose?
Most men, in their daily lives, wear neither rags nor haute couture. We don a pair of pants and a shirt—maybe a sports coat or suit and tie if the occasion warrants it. But in the kitchen headware has always been schizophrenic. Cooks wear either ugly but functional hair nets or toques blanches (“white caps”), smart-looking caps with tops long enough to camouflage the heads of the entire Conehead family. Isn’t there a middle ground? Why can’t a chef wear a baseball cap or a derby? Can there possibly be a logical function for the shape of toques?
As early as the Roman and Greek Empires, master chefs were rewarded for their achievements by receiving special headware. For the ancients, laurel-studded caps were the honor.
In France up until the seventeenth century, chefs were awarded different colored caps depending upon their rank. Apprentices wore ordinary skull caps. During the early eighteenth century, Talleyrand’s chef required his entire staff to don the toque blanche for sanitary reasons. The toque blanche was designed not only to keep the chef’s hair from entering food but to register any stains upon the white background.
But this original cap was flat. The high hat gradually gained popularity not as a fashion statement, not to hide Mohawk hairdos, but to provide some ventilation for the head, as chefs frequently work under extremely hot conditions.
Viennese chef Antonin Careme, not willing to leave well enough alone, decided that the toque blanche needed still more oomph. He put a piece of round cardboard inside his toque to give the cap a stiffer, more dashing appearance. The cardboard has been replaced today by starch.
The toque blanche is no more functional than a hair net, and almost as silly looking. But as Shriners or Mouseketeers can testify, any hat bestowed upon someone as an honor is likely to be worn proudly by the recipient, regardless of how funny it looks.
Submitted by William Lickfield of Hamburg, New York.
When and Where Do Police Dogs Urinate and Defecate?
Our fearless correspondent, Eric Berg, notes that he trains his eyes for police dogs whenever he is in a big city and has yet to see nature call one of our canine protectors. “Have the police bred some sort of Bionic Dog?” Eric wonders.
Natural urges dog police dogs just as often as any Fido or Rover, but the difference is in the training; police dogs are much more disciplined than other dogs, or for that matter, most dog owners. Before the animals go on duty, trainers allow police dogs to run and go to the bathroom (well, not literally a bathroom) in the area where they are kept.
Part of the training of police dogs involves teaching the dog to control itself while on patrol and when in front of the public. The dog is taught to signal when it has to “go,” but is trained to keep itself under control in all circumstances.
Gerald S. Arenberg, editor of the official journal of the National Association of Chiefs of Police, alludes to the fact that “the dogs are given walks and care that is generally not seen by the public,” the only hint we received that occasionally a dog might relieve itself while on duty.
Let’s end this discussion here, before we run out of euphemisms.
Submitted by Eric Berg of Chicago, Illinois.
How Can Hurricanes Destroy Big Buildings But Leave Trees Unscathed?
Think of a hurricane as he
avyweight boxer Sonny Liston, a powerful force of nature. A building in the face of Liston’s onslaught is like George Foreman, strong but anchored to the ground. Without any means of flexibility or escape, the building is a sitting target. A building’s massive size offers a greater surface area to the wind, allowing greater total force for the same wind pressure than a tree could offer.
But a tree in a hurricane is like Muhammad Ali doing the rope-a-dope. The tree is going to be hit by the hurricane, but it yields and turns and shuffles its way until the force of the hurricane no longer threatens it. In this case, the metaphor is literal: by bending with the wind, the tree and its leaves can sometimes escape totally unscathed.
Richard A. Anthes, director of the National Center for Atmospheric Research, offers another reason why we see so many buildings, and especially so many roofs, blown away during a hurricane. “Buildings offer a surface which provides a large aerodynamic lift, much as an airplane wing. This lift is often what causes the roof to literally be lifted off the building.”
We don’t want to leave the impression that trees can laugh off a hurricane. Many get uprooted and are stripped of their leaves. Often we get the wrong impression because photojournalists love to capture ironic shots of buildings torn asunder while Mother Nature, in the form of a solitary, untouched, majestic tree, stands triumphant alongside the carnage.
Submitted by Daniel Marcus of Watertown, Massachusetts.
Why Are Downhill Ski Poles Bent?
Unlike the slalom skier’s poles, which must make cuts in the snow to negotiate the gates, the main purpose of the downhill ski poles is to get the skier moving, into a tuck position…and then not get in the way.
According to Tim Ross, director of Coaches’ Education for the United States Ski Coaches Association, the bends allow the racer “to get in the most aerodynamic position possible. This is extremely important at the higher speeds of downhill.” Savings of hundredths of a second are serious business for competitive downhill skiers, even when they are attaining speeds of 60-75 miles per hour.
If the bends in the pole are not symmetrical, they are designed with careful consideration. Dave Hamilton, of the Professional Ski Instructors of America, reports that top-level ski racers have poles individually designed to fit their dimensions. Recreational skiers are now starting to bend their poles out of shape. According to Ross, the custom-made downhill ski poles may have as many as three to four different bend angles.
Funny. We haven’t seen downhill skiers with three to four different bend angles in their bodies.
Submitted by Roy Welland of New York, New York.
Why Do So Many Mail-Order Ads Say to “Allow Six to Eight Weeks for Delivery”? Does It Really Take that Long for Companies to Process Orders?
This is a mystery we have pondered over ourselves, especially since these same companies that warn us of six-to-eight-week delivery schedules usually send us our goods within a few weeks. We talked to several experts in the mail-order field who assured us that any reasonably efficient operation should be able to ship items to customers within two to three weeks.
Many manufacturers farm out much or all of the processing of mail orders to specialized companies, called fulfillment houses. Some fulfillment houses do everything from receiving the initial letters from customers and obtaining the proper goods from their own warehouses to producing address labels, maintaining inventory control, and shipping out the package back to the customer.
Dick Levinson, of the fulfillment company H.Y. Aids Group, told Imponderables that a fulfillment house should be able to gurarantee a client a turnaround of no more than five days from when a check is received until the package is shipped to the customer. A two- or three-day turnaround is the norm.
Do the mail order companies blame the post office? Why not? Everybody else does. But despite a few carpings, all agreed that even third-class packages tend to get delivered anywhere in the continental United States within a week.
Being paranoid types, we thought about a few nefarious reasons why mail-order companies might want to delay orders. Perhaps they want to create a little extra cash flow by holding on to checks for an extra month or so? No, insisted all of our sources.
How about advertising goods they don’t have in stock? As checks clear, companies could pay for their inventory out of customer money rather than their own. It’s possible but unlikely, said our panel. Stanley J. Fenvessey, founder of Fenvessey Consulting and perhaps the foremost expert on fulfillment, said that only a fly-by-night operation would try to get away with such shenanigans. He offered a few more benign explanations.
Sometimes a mail-order company, particularly one that specializes in imports or seasonal items, might run out of stock temporarily. By listing a delayed delivery date, the company forestalls complaints, even though it expects to deliver merchandise in half the stated time.
And in the magazine field, fledgling efforts sometimes try a “dry test,” in which prospective subscribers are solicited by mail even though no magazine yet exists. Only if there is a high enough response rate will the magazine ever be produced.
The most compelling reason is the Federal Trade Commission’s Mail Order Rule. The rule was established in 1974 after consumers complained in droves about late or nonexistent shipments of merchandise by mail-order operations. The President’s Office of Consumer Affairs reported that the number of complaints registered against mail-order firms was second only to complaints about automobiles and auto services.
The Mail Order Rule states that a buyer has the right to assume that goods will be shipped within the time specified in a solicitation and, “if no time period is clearly and conspicuously stated, within thirty days after receipt of a properly completed order from the buyer.” Furthermore, when a seller is unable to ship merchandise within the time provisions of the rule, the seller must not only notify the buyer of the delay but also offer the option to the buyer to cancel the order.
Refunding money is not exactly any company’s favorite thing to do, but the provisions about sending the notice of delay and option to cancel is perhaps more onerous to mail-order firms. Not only must the seller spend money on mailing these notices, but must somehow track the progress of each order to make sure it hasn’t exceeded the 30-day limit. The bookkeeping burden is enormous.
Finally, we have arrived at the answer: By putting a shipping deadline of much longer than they think they will ever need, mail-order firms avoid having to comply with the provisions of the thirty-day rule whenever they run out of stock temporarily.
But don’t these disclaimers discourage sales? After all, most items ordered by mail are available in retail stores as well. Dick Levinson suggests that most items ordered from magazines and newspapers are impulse items rather than necessities, and that most buyers are flexible about delivery schedules. Lynn Hamlin, book buyer for New York’s NSI Syndications Inc., commented that space customers (those who order from newspapers and magazines) are less demanding than those who order from catalogs with toll-free phone numbers and who have the ability to ask a company operator how long the delivery will take. NSI advertisements guarantee shipment within 60 days, but usually are filled in two or three weeks. Ms. Hamlin notes that she has not seen any detrimental effect of the sixty-day guarantee on her company’s sales, although she admits that around December 1, some potential customers might fear whether merchandise would arrive by Christmas.
Stanley Fenvessey informs us that about 75 to 90% of all catalog merchandise is delivered within two weeks, and insists that no large catalog house would ever print “six to eight weeks for delivery.” One of Fenvessey’s smaller clients, who owned a catalog company, printed “please allow four to five weeks for delivery” on his catalog. Fenvessey asked his client whether it really took this long to fulfill orders. The client replied that most orders were delivered in two weeks.
“So why put four to five weeks in the catalog?” asked Fenvessey.
“Because this way we avoid hassles when we are
a few days late.”
Fenvessey was convinced that the client couldn’t see the forest for the trees. Fenvessey conducted a test in which two sets of catalogs were printed and shipped; the only difference between the two was that one announced that delivery would be between two to three weeks; the other, four to five weeks. The two to three week catalog drew 25% more orders, a huge difference.
Maybe many space advertisers are losing sales by scaring potential customers into thinking they’re going to have to wait longer than they really will to get merchandise.
Submitted by Susie T. Kowalski of Middlefield, Ohio.
Why Are Silos Round?
The poser of this Imponderable, Susan Diffenderffer, insisted she had the correct answer in hand: “In a square silo, grain could form an air pocket and cause spontaneous combustion. There are no corners in a round silo.”
Well, we think the spontaneous combustion theory is a tad apocalyptical, but you have the rest of the story right. Actually, at one time silos were square or rectangular. Fred Hatch, a farmer from Illinois, built a square wooden silo in 1873. But the square corners didn’t allow Hatch to pack the silo tightly enough. As a result, air got in the silo and spoiled much of the feed. To the rescue came Wisconsin agricultural scientist, Franklin H. King, who built a round silo ten years later. The rest is silage history.
Why is it so important to shut air out of a silo? The mold that spoils grain cannot survive without air. Without air, the grass and corn actually ferment while in the silo, inducing a chemical change in the silage that makes it palatable all through the winter season.