Inferno: Alien Castaways 5 (Intergalactic Dating Agency)
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Inferno: Alien Castaways 5 (Intergalactic Dating Agency)
Copyright © June 2021 by Cara Bristol
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Table of Contents
Author’s Note
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Epilogue
Alien Castaways (Intergalactic Dating Agency)
Other Titles by Cara Bristol
About Cara Bristol
Acknowledgements
She’s about to bring the devil to his knees…
Take nothing at face value. That’s Geneva Walker’s motto in life. But when seven feet of devilishly handsome male complete with horns and a tail strolls into the church where she works as a secretary—even a hardcore nonbeliever would jump to conclusions.
Extraterrestrial Inferno has searched in vain for his genmate, the one woman his Luciferan DNA has chosen for him. When he locates her in the church of a small Idaho town, the last thing he expects is for her to throw him out as though he was Satan himself.
How can he prove to the beautiful skeptic they are meant for each other when he can’t even convince her he’s an alien?
Author’s Note
Inferno: Alien Castaways 5 begins immediately after Inferno meets Geneva, the woman he believes is his genmate. However, the actual meeting occurred in Shadow: Alien Castaways 4. To remind you of the first encounter, that scene is repeated in this book as the prologue. So, if the start of Inferno sounds familiar, that’s why! Everything after the prologue is brand new.
Inferno
By
Cara Bristol
Prologue
Uncle Mike poked his head into Geneva’s closet-sized office. “I’m leaving for the hospital. Do you need anything before I go?”
Geneva peered at him over the ancient desktop computer. “No, I’ve got everything under control. I’m wrapping up the bulletin. It will be ready for you to review when you get back. Also, I ordered new hymnals to replace the ones that are falling apart.”
“I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re a blessing,” he said.
“It works both ways.” She smiled at him fondly. Her father’s older brother, Uncle Mike had been like a second dad to her. As a kid, she’d spent many summers in Argent with him and Aunt Harriet.
Her aunt had passed away five years ago. A few years later, just as Geneva had been going through a nasty divorce with Trenton, Uncle Mike’s secretary had retired. He’d called and begged her to fill in at the church where he’d been pastor for thirty years. He could have hired a secretary anywhere—he’d offered her a job to give her time and space to recoup and recover. She’d intended to stay only until the divorce got settled, but a few months had melted into two years, and here she was. She related to the slow pace of small-town life, the friendliness of the people. So what if some of them believed they’d seen aliens?
“Say hi to Mrs. Peterson,” she said. “Tell her I wish her a speedy recovery and hope she’s up and around real soon.” Whenever an Argent resident, parishioner or not, landed in the hospital, Uncle Mike always paid him or her a visit.
“Oh, I’m sure she’s up and around already. They insist you walk right away after hip replacement surgery.”
“True.”
“I’ll be gone at least a couple of hours. I have my phone.” He patted his upper jacket pocket then the lower one. Bushy gray brows wrinkled. “I thought I did.”
“Is it in your pants pocket?”
He patted his backside and pulled out his phone. He grinned sheepishly. “Good guess.”
It wasn’t much of a guess. It was where his phone always went when he lost it. She hid a grin. He was a bit absentminded, but she sure loved that man. He was such a sweetie.
Uncle Mike left, and Geneva returned to the monthly bulletin. Besides her uncle’s inspirational column, it included news about parishioners—births, anniversaries, vacations, hospitalizations (Mrs. Peterson was in this issue)—recipes, family-friendly jokes, and local non-church events. The popular bulletin had more email subscribers than the church had members, which caused her uncle to rejoice because he figured God used the bulletin to shepherd home his lost lambs.
Geneva opined people subscribed for the local news and the calendar of events, since Argent lacked a proper newspaper.
The real piece of news, a secret never shared with her pastor uncle, was that she was a nonbeliever.
When she’d first started working at the church, she’d suffered pangs of conscience, questioning if assisting with the promulgation of religious faith equated to hypocrisy. But after witnessing the good her uncle Mike performed in the community, she concluded church practices of charity, kindness, and fellowship did align with her values. Whenever anyone, church member or not, needed assistance, Uncle Mike and his parishioners were right there offering a helping hand. When Delia Mason’s daughter Izzy had been kidnapped, the entire congregation had turned out to search for her.
Besides, life often wasn’t fair, and people suffered all kinds of tragedies through no fault of their own. If they found comfort in faith, she wouldn’t take that away from them.
But not a day passed that she didn’t appreciate the irony of an atheist working for a church.
Geneva read through the bulletin one last time then shot a copy to her uncle. Next, she printed out a welcome letter to the new resident in town, inviting her to visit the Church of Argent.
Mandy Ellison lived above the Inner Journey, the store she owned. It didn’t open until Monday, but Geneva had peeked in the big picture window the other day. It looked like one of those New Age woo-woo kind of shops. She didn’t believe in ESP or psychics, either.
She’d give the woman time to settle in, and then she’d contact her about doing an interview for the Angels Sing Herald bulletin. Everyone would be curious to hear about her. Argent got a lot of skiers and tourists passing through but few new residents—unless you counted the aliens.
Geneva snorted and shook her head. The rumor around town was that extraterrestrials lived on the outskirts of Argent. Even the parishioners got into it, some
claiming to have seen a blue man with a tail at Millie’s Diner, while others reported having sighted an angel alien flying down Main Street. Thus far, nobody had reported having been beamed aboard a flying saucer and experimented on, but she figured that was coming.
She would have to see an extraterrestrial with her own eyes before she’d believe it, and, in two years of living in Argent, nothing out of the ordinary occurred. Either she’d never been in the right place at the right time and missed seeing them, or they didn’t exist. Her money was on the latter.
She addressed an envelope to Mandy Ellison and stuffed the welcome letter inside.
That done, she called up the program for the Sunday service and sent it to the printer. Other than the quiet hum of the machine and the occasional creak of old timber, the building was silent, and, as she worked alone in the church, she became acutely aware of her singleness, of being in limbo, for lack of a better term. Argent was a family town, with nearly everyone coupled up. It was a wonderful place to call home, terrible for meeting men.
She had Uncle Mike, but by thirty-eight, she’d expected to be happily married to her soul mate. The irony did not escape her—she was a skeptic who had believed in fated love. The facts had proven how ridiculous that notion was.
Once upon a time, she’d believed her feckless ex was her fated mate. She’d been deliriously happy in the marriage—until Trenton informed her he wanted out. How could his professed adoration have withered to apathy? How could her love for him have turned to loathing in the blink of an eye? How could she ever trust that feelings were true?
She thought it was Ernest Hemingway who’d said, “People fall in love, but they have to climb out.” With her uncle’s support, and the balm of small-town life, she had climbed out.
So now that she was out, what should she do? Where should she go? She loved Argent, but life was passing her by, one day at a time, each indistinguishable from the next.
If her foolish heart wouldn’t let go of the notion Mr. Right would find her wherever she lived, her head insisted she face facts—if she stayed in Argent, she had a better chance of meeting an alien than her dream man.
The printer belched out the last program, and she shuffled the papers into a neat stack to fold after she grabbed some lunch from Millie’s Diner.
“Hello? Anybody here?” a man’s voice called. Smooth and oddly accented, it caressed her in places that hadn’t been touched in a long time. “Hello?”
Another hot zing shot to her nether region.
She didn’t recognize the voice—she’d remember an accent like that. “Coming!” she yelled. Almost literally. That voice! “Be right there!”
Geneva entered the sanctuary near the altar. A tall man in black stood in the side aisle, his back to her. Her stomach fluttered with sexual awareness—and she hadn’t seen his face yet!
Light filtering through stained glass of the serpent tempting Eve lit a halo around his head. Many people missed the big sign out front or ignored it, but he’d removed his ball cap and clutched it at his side. He had jet-black hair. A red tail of something poked out from under his shirt. A length of rope? A braid of leather?
Hurrying around the pews, she curved her lips into a welcoming smile. “I’m Geneva. Can I help you?”
He spun around, and skepticism collided with biblical horror stories. Devilish horns curved out of his head. Black-black brows arched fiendishly over piercing coal eyes set deep in a demonically red face. “I’m Inferno. My genmate, I’ve come for you.” He reached out.
She screamed and threw up her hands to form a cross. “Back! Get back, Satan! Oh God! Our Father who art in heaven…” A prayer tripped off her lips as she scuttled away, almost tripping over her own feet. How had a demon spawn managed to enter a church, a hallowed building?
As she retreated, he stalked her, his unholy gaze tracking her.
“Get away from me!” She grabbed a distressed hymnal from a pew and threw it at him. It broke apart, and pages went flying. She lobbed another book, not realizing it was a Bible until it hit him square in the chest and tumbled to the floor.
He bent and picked it up. What was wrong with her that she noticed he had beautiful hands, long fingers like a pianist? What was wrong with him that he didn’t sizzle as he held the Good Book but stared at her with a hurt, puppy-dog expression? “I don’t understand. You’re supposed to be my genmate.”
“Leave. You have no place here.” At the altar, she grabbed a heavy brass candelabra and brandished it. “Don’t make me use this!”
His broad shoulders hunched, and the inner corners of his dark eyes pulled together. He set the Bible on a pew, turned, and walked slowly down the aisle. And that braided rope sticking out from under his shirt? It was a freaking tail.
The vestibule lit up as he pushed through the double wooden doors and exited the church. Horns. Red skin. Tail. Her breath came in gasps, and she sucked in air, now questioning what she’d seen, doubting her own sanity. She could not have encountered a demon. Could not. It was impossible!
Legs trembling, she hurried up the aisle and locked the doors. Returning to the nave, she collapsed into a pew.
Chapter One
Shaking like a leaf, Geneva hugged herself, rocking in a soothing motion while keeping an ear cocked in case he broke in. She peered over her shoulder at the solid oak doors in the vestibule. The wooden door was stout, but the lock was flimsy. One firm kick, and it would give way.
As if a locked door could prevent a demon from getting in. Ft. Knox couldn’t keep out Lucifer’s spawn if he wanted in.
She hugged herself harder.
He wasn’t real. He couldn’t be. Demons did not waltz into churches in Argent, Idaho USA in the 21st century. First of all, Satan did not exist. He was at best (or worst), a metaphor. When you accepted that God didn’t exist, all the threatening bad stuff went away, too. No God. No Satan. No hell. A lifelong atheist, she believed that absolutely.
She shuddered.
“My genmate, I’ve come for you,” he’d intoned in his sinful, seductive voice. As her mind and psyche reacted with horror, her body had responded to the deep rumble with a surge of arousal.
Folklore depicted the devil as both a hooved and horned red-skinned monster and a handsome man. The guy—and despite her shattered emotions, common sense insisted it had been a flesh-and-blood guy—had personified both of those. His face had been ruddy, and curved bony protrusions had jutted out of his skull like horns, but he had to be the most fiendishly attractive man she’d ever seen. Tall, masculine. Black hair, dark, piercing eyes, sensual full lips, and the kind of white-white perfect teeth you saw in toothpaste commercials.
Get a grip. He was just a guy. An extraordinarily handsome but ordinary guy. Who had horns and a tail.
She stared at the pages scattered across the oaken floor of the nave. The aged hymnals had broken apart when she’d thrown them at him. When he’d slunk away, she’d caught sight of a tail snaking out from under his black shirt. No demon worth his brimstone would retreat because a human ordered him to go.
But she hadn’t imagined the horns and tail. Costume? Halloween was months away, so maybe he was an actor with the Lake City Playhouse in Coeur d’Alene?
That could be it! She brightened.
Maybe he’s an alien. She snorted at her own joke. The nice, but gullible, citizens of Argent claimed to have spotted extraterrestrials cavorting around town. She had no problem with the concept of life on other planets—single-celled and simple organisms. Possibly intelligent life. However, the notion that humanoid aliens had arrived on Earth, and, of all the places they could have settled, had chosen Argent, Idaho, population 500, pushed the envelope of possibility beyond any credibility.
And if aliens had come to Argent, well, she’d lived here two years since the divorce from Trenton, and she hadn’t ever encountered one.
Unless I did today. She peered up at the stained glass windows depicting Biblical scenes. The chances of an alien encounter were abo
ut the same as the devil sauntering in. Zippo. Neither existed. If she’d overreacted out of surprise, blame it on enculturation. Archetypes and religious lore were so pervasive, the concepts became engrained; you couldn’t not be affected.
Fact: even atheists exclaimed, “Oh God,” while having sex.
If not an amateur actor, perhaps he’d been born with a birth defect. She hoped for the former. To have yelled “get back, Satan” at a guy with an unfortunate congenital defect would be horrible. Mocked any people in wheelchairs lately?
She blew out a huff of air and pressed her hands to her hot cheeks. What would she say if she encountered him again? Gee, I’m so sorry I acted like a total nutcase? She owed him a big apology, but she cringed with embarrassment at the possibility of seeing him again.
She slipped off the pew to collect the scattered, yellowed pages of the hymnal. She’d ordered new songbooks to replace the ones that had been around since her uncle became pastor thirty years ago. Of course, throwing the distressed, disintegrating hymnals didn’t help.
After depositing the pages in the trash, she retreated to her tiny office. She had planned to grab a burger from Millie’s Diner, but wouldn’t it be her luck to run into the horned stranger? Better to lie low for a while. Her appetite had vanished anyway, but, if she got hungry, she could eat one of the emergency candy bars stashed in her desk.
* * * *
Her back to the door, she reached for an ink cartridge on the shelf.
“Geneva?”
She squealed and jumped three feet. She turned around to face the door.
“Sorry! I didn’t mean to startle you.” Uncle Mike peered over the rims of his bifocals set low on his nose.
“It’s okay.” She palmed her racing heart and forced a smile of calm. “I didn’t hear you come in.”
“Any reason why the front door was locked?” They kept the church open for anyone seeking refuge or a quiet place to pray.