Must Love Dogs
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Must Love Dogs
Lena Austin & Tuesday Richards
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Must Love Dogs
Lena Austin & Tuesday Richards
In the mid 21st century, paranormal creatures have come out of the shadows. After the plagues of 2010, the human population has been decimated, but some still scream over racial purity — and not just among the humans.
Roni Engelmann is a were-dog. Talk about your interracial relationship! Not only is she not a pure werewolf, but she’s a crossbreed Chuskie — offspring of a Siberian Husky and a Chihuahua. She’s looking for love and isn’t surprised to find it in a human. Who cares what she sleeps with? Except Corbin isn’t human.
Corbin is a pure werewolf Alpha and heir to the richest pack in three states. He’s also tired of being pursued by werewolf females for his money and his title. Pretending to be human and breaking tradition is the only way he sees of finding his dream Alpha Bitch. Who cares if he dates a were-dog?
Who cares? Their parents. This is so not Romeo and Juliet. You won’t hear any Shakespearean whines or rhymes, but you may hear a whole lot of howls and growls.
Chapter One
Crack!
Roni’s hand connected with her date’s face. Teaching the guy not to get grabby made her hand hurt like hell, but the lesson was worth the bruising she’d have later.
The lust faded from the vampire’s dark eyes. His jaw clenched in anger. “Wench! How dare you slap me?”
Roni laughed. The sound echoed through the trees outside her home. The moonlight made the vampire appear even paler than he had in the restaurant. Or maybe it was just shock. “Wench?” When had this guy died? Why had she chosen to go on a blind date with this geek? “This is the mid-21st century, pal. Nobody uses that word anymore. Another rule for this century is to keep your hands to yourself unless you’re invited.”
After the plague of 2010 humans had welcomed the paranormal into their world. At least most of them. Then again, there were some who just didn’t belong in the world today, like this guy.
He threw his shoulders back, pointed his nose to the sky and straightened his old-fashioned coat. “You moonlit curs are all alike,” he growled back. “A pack of teases.”
Roni’s annoyance turned to amusement. Cur? She bit her lip hard to hold back a snicker. Even the crickets chirping in the woods seemed to laugh at the archaic term. “I’m not going to justify that with a rebuttal, but I will leave you with some advice.” She straightened her back in mocking nobility. “Hit a tanning salon. You might have more luck with the ladies if you didn’t glow in the dark.” Roni turned with dignity and walked inside the house, closing the door on a vicious string of French curses.
She leaned up against the cool wood and pushed her golden brown hair out of her eyes. “Dating pool — fifteen. Roni — zero and alone.”
In exasperation she pushed away from the door, her high heels clicking on the hardwood floor. She stalked down the hallway to the living room and tossed her purse onto the overstuffed chair.
Her shoulders slumped. The house was dark and quiet. The smell of Ana’s perfume lingered in the air. She kicked her black stilettos off into the corner. Losing four inches depressed her even more.
Roni flipped the wall switch on. Light flooded the living room and only illuminated her loneliness from the outside. She dropped her keys on the desk.
The note taped to her computer didn’t surprise her. Rolling her eyes, she pulled the note off the monitor. Ana had been turned back when handwriting and manners counted, and the early training showed.
Roni,
Hope the date went well. You’ll have to give me the nitty gritty when I return tomorrow evening. I’m at Jon’s. If the date sucked (sorry for the pun
Ana
“Can’t kill what’s already dead, Ana, but I’d have fun trying.” Roni dropped the note on her desk. She dragged her feet into the kitchen. “What the hell is it with vampires and ‘sucking’ jokes? They’re not that funny.” She pulled a bottle of red wine out of the pantry, blowing the dust off. The cloud descended on her head, and she sneezed. “What a surprise. Even my roommate thinks I’m desperate while she’s out fucking feather boy.”
Ana dated a half-angel, half-human crossbreed called a Nephylum. Jon was a surgeon and a nice guy. Roni almost envied her roommate. Ana had a steady boyfriend — someone to hold her when she was sad and someone to love her when she was lonely. The familiar green-eyed monster sat on Roni’s shoulders and taunted her.
She brushed jealousy off and poured a glass of wine. Ana was the best friend she’d ever had. Roni was happy for her. She missed her company but couldn’t be selfish.
Roni hung her head and walked to her bedroom where she changed into her silk nightie. She sat down on her bed, grabbed her book off the nightstand, and tried to read. When she realized the book was upside down Roni gave up and put it back. “Great. Another Saturday night with my hand down my pants.”
She stood up, walked across her room, and felt a breeze under her nightie. She glanced at the mirror and saw a thin layer of brown fur and her tail peeking out from under the silk. “Nice. My tail is showing. I really am horny.” Roni frowned at her reflection. “The bright side? At least I inherited my mother’s Husky tail and not my father’s Chihuahua whip cord.” Roni wagged her tail, relishing the elegance of the brown and gray fur. Grinning at her vanity, she plopped down in the chair.
Locating the dating website was simple enough since Ana had saved it to Roni’s Favorites. Damn meddling vampire.
Logging in, she found the website had already listed some matches for her. She pulled up the first profile.
Techno music blared from the speakers.
Roni clapped one hand over her ear and fumbled to find the elusive tiny button on the corner of her keyboard. “My kingdom for the mute button!” Silence blanketed the cottage once more. Her ears thanked her. “Strike one for this guy. Our taste in music doesn’t match.”
Roni studied obnoxious music boy’s photo. He had short blond hair, thin wire-framed glasses, and a smile only his mother could love. Robert Dickerson was five foot eleven, one hundred and ninety pounds. Romantic and an accountant. “Accountant? If we were to have a date I’d get a math lesson.” Roni smiled as she looked through the profile and read aloud. “‘I’ve been told I’m romantic to a fault, always doting on the woman in my life.’” Roni raised an eyebrow. “Romantic to a fault. Translation is, he’s clingy, desperate, and the o
nly romance he’s had was with his mommy or his hand.” She closed the profile and scrolled to the next one, realizing she enjoyed the excitement of the hunt for a mate, be he human or paranormal.
Oscar Hinojosa was a werewolf from the Bronx. Roni read his information with amusement. “‘I would like a woman who will nurture me and love me for who I am,’ he says. Meaning you want your mommy. No way, loser.” With a click of the mouse she closed the window.
The next profile opened quickly. The man staring back at her was attractive, with brown eyes, short hair, and a square jaw. Tony Bibosa was six foot two, two hundred and ten pounds. Human and proud of it. “Oh, God. One of those.” Roni rolled her eyes. “‘My ideal woman is slender with a little extra junk in the trunk. No kids but the possibility for kids. She cannot smoke and cannot drink.’” Roni couldn’t help but laugh. “You don’t ask for much, do you? Translation is — a woman who is twig thin, doesn’t want any kids because he doesn’t want her to lose her figure. I think not.” Thankfully that was the end of the measly matches the website had found for her.
The three bad matches piqued Roni’s curiosity. “What did Ana say about me in this profile?” She moved the mouse to the link that would take her to the profile Ana set up. “What the fuck is this?” Roni read through the profile with visions of a blonde vampire hanging from the ceiling fan. “Five foot seven? Try five foot five wearing my high heels.” Roni ground her teeth together. “Chubalicious? I’ll kill her. So not complimentary, Ana!” Butcher knives and duct tape danced like sugarplums in her mind. “Honey brown eyes? Who am I, Winnie the Pooh? Screw this.” Roni hit the link that took her to the homepage of her personal profile, intending to correct the profile and exit. She saw another match had been found for her.
Curiosity made Roni move the mouse to the match link. She closed her eyes and prayed it wasn’t another loser. Roni peeked an eye open. The picture staring back at her had her body trembling in lust. “Hello, baby!” Roni howled softly to herself.
Chiseled chin, piercing brown eyes, and a tumble of black hair didn’t begin to describe the handsome and charismatic face of the man. Roni checked the profile again. Human, age thirty-three, who worked as an assistant to a general contractor. The dark tan indicated he was a hands-on kind of guy out in the sun and nature. She could easily imagine his lean and rangy body on display in a pair of well-worn jeans and tool belt. Yum.
She read the profile and tried not to drool on the keyboard. Corbin Thorne was six foot one, two hundred five pounds of work-built muscle. His profile read like a fantasy. “‘My ideal woman would be of any body type, any fur or hair color. The only thing I request is that she has a personality that I could potentially fall in love with. I am willing to relocate or pay for her to relocate closer to me, and she must love dogs.’”
Roni could feel her chair getting wet. What was a hunk like him doing on a dating service site? Any bitch would be willing to lift her tail for him if he were were-folk. What was with human females, anyway? Couldn’t they see how gorgeous he was? Oh, right. There weren’t that many anymore.
She continued to read. “‘I love moonlit walks on the beach, romantic steak dinners by the fire.’” She could almost swear she was dripping on the carpet. Beaches and steaks were her kind of date, clichéd though they were. The exotic nature of a human who sounded like a werewolf in his tastes was damn sexy. “Oh, boy. Tell me you like your sex on the furry side of life, handsome. Please? I love dogs. I am one!”
She emailed Tall, Dark, and Romantic before she could talk herself out of it. “You have my attention. Now you have my email. The ball is in your court.” Staring at his picture, she could feel the heat radiating off her body. In full lust, Roni slid her hand between the blue lace of her panties and her sweating flesh.
Best-case scenario, she really wanted an Alpha, but those rare males willing and able to rule a pack were few and far between. Like coveted stud racehorses, they kept to their own circle of the wealthy, and the loveliest the pack could provide were at their disposal.
A mutt like Roni didn’t qualify, but that didn’t prevent her from dreaming. Could Corbin be an Alpha human? Did those exist? Well, why not? This was her fantasy, after all.
Corbin’s eyes glittered in the moonlight of her fantasy. His breath smelled deliciously of their steak dinner, and his hand slid down her back to where her tail wagged from under her skirt. “I happen to find tails very sexy.”
Roni saw herself kicking off her heels until she could nibble easily at his nipples right through his shirt. Her tongue flicked out to wet her lips, and she shuddered, lying back in the big desk chair. Her fingers busy, Roni imagined Corbin moaning and disarranging her hair until it fell around her ears like a blanket.
“No fair. I want those luscious tits.” Like she would object to that. Right. Corbin took her lifted chest as permission and ripped off her shirt until it hung in tatters from her shoulders.
His work-roughened hands slid over her skin, tickling and teasing her nipples to hard peaks. His mouth, hot and firm, suckled her breasts until she thought she’d scream.
His mouth inched lower, doing impossibly hot things to her body. She hardly felt her own furiously working fingers anymore, so deep into her fantasy was she.
Roni was close to howling in pure ecstasy when her computer brought her out of her haze with the age-old phrase spoken in a robotic tone. “You’ve got mail.”
“Of course,” she groaned. “Oh, my.” Her heart stopped. Tall, dark, and romantic had responded, setting a date for next Friday. “Oh, shit.” Nervously, she looked around, not knowing exactly what she was looking for. “I have nothing to wear. I need to go shopping. Retail therapy to help my nerves. Yeah.”
Roni jumped up and raced for the door. Grabbing her purse on the way, she stepped outside, then immediately ran back in as the cold night air pinched her almost naked nipples. With her back plastered against the cool wood door, Roni remembered she was still in her nightie. “What the hell was I thinking? I’ll go shopping tomorrow. Now my only concern is what does a bitch wear to date a human?”
Chapter Two
Corbin sat in his Lexus hydrocar in front of his date’s house, his fingers clenched in a white-knuckled grip on the steering wheel. He looked around at the ancient forest as if seeking an answer in the sighing of the wind through the oaks. The whole area surrounding the seventies-style house was straight out of the previous century, with large trees, neat flowerbeds, and real grass. Someone was obviously willing to get their hands dirty to keep up the display of middle-class prosperity. Real wealth like his father had as pack leader was rare indeed. Most people couldn’t afford acres of land for the pack to run in, but many could afford the half-acre of land to aid in sustainable oxygen renewal with a few trees. Eco-awareness had come to the world with an ugly bang in 2020, when most of the oilfields dried up. What little was left was conserved ruthlessly, and that had started the whole world “going green.” He patted his Lexus affectionately. It really wasn’t that difficult to treat Mother Earth well when the alternative was very cold and dark.
“What the hell am I doing?” Corbin sighed heavily. “I can’t date outside the pack. It’s not allowed and never been heard of.” He dropped his hands to his lap, rubbed them on his chinos and then put them back on the wheel. “I can’t do this. My father wouldn’t approve.”
Visions of his father and the pack at one of the boring monthly meetings floated before his eyes. The memory of the unmated females’ hungry stares helped Corbin decide and outweighed any anticipation of his father’s ire.
“Why do I give a damn what my father says?” Corbin squeezed the steering wheel briefly as guilt gave one final gasping attempt before it died. He’d never had reason to blatantly disregard pack tradition and his father’s wishes but the bitches of the pack were about as interesting as wet cardboard. “I’m just nervous… or am I scared?” Nerves. It had to be nerves if he was talking to himself. “I don’t know. I should just get this over with. I sho
uld tell her the truth.”
He’d lied in his profile on the dating service, but, dammit, he didn’t want to date another pure werewolf from his pack. All they wanted was a chance to be the mate of the most eligible bachelor in the largest pack in three states. Corbin wasn’t a male to them. He was a title — Heir to the Thornburn Pack.
He put his hand on the door release. “So why the fuck am I not getting out of the car?” An owl hooted laughter at him from the sighing trees. He hated to be the butt of jokes, and a blind date was the equivalent of asking the cosmos to shit on him. “Come on, Corbin. Are you an Alpha or are you a mouse?” He drew a deep, fortifying breath. “Woof fucking woof.”
The front door opened and a woman walked out on the porch. Short and gorgeous stood on the porch wearing a pair of low-cut black leather pants with a shimmering soft dusky blue halter that draped around the neck with an oval cut-out showing just enough of her round, perky breasts to make his blood boil. The black leather mini-jacket did him in and presented a dichotomy of leather and silk sensuality. She smiled and walked down to meet him.
“Chubalicious, my ass. That woman is voluptuous.” He had no hesitations about getting out of the car now. He did have some difficulties, however. Forgetting to take off his seat belt held him back a little. Fighting with the mechanism to unbuckle himself, he finally made it out of the death trap of a vehicle and met his date on the sidewalk next to the passenger side of his car.
For three seconds he lost himself in the biggest brown eyes he’d ever seen. Corbin forgot her name from the emails. He cleared his throat. “I’m Corbin, my lady. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
Perfect white teeth flashed a cheerful smile. “It’s nice to meet you, Corbin. I’m Roni.” Roni looked down at his feet. “It’s seems you’ve forgotten something.”