Thai Shorts

by Lilburne, Guy

  Tony;

  “I never actually met Fon, but I heard all about her from Ricky as soon as he got back from the trip when he met her. He didn’t come back with all the usual stories and photographs. Now it was all about Fon. He had photos of her, but they weren’t like his others. She looked like a posh bird! Ricky said that he thought she was rich. He met her by accident. He had flown into Bangkok as usual, but his flight had been delayed for over 8 hours so, by the time he got to Bangkok, he was too tired to get a taxi into Pattaya and look for a hotel. He decided to stay in a hotel in Bangkok and decided to treat himself to a nice hotel, so he got a taxi to take him to the Marriott Hotel. He went straight to bed and then the next morning he decided that he would have a swim before having breakfast and checking out. He said the hotel was lovely and they had the swimming pool on the roof of the sixth floor. He’s never seen a hotel with the swimming pool on a roof before. Anyway, that is where he met Fon, by the swimming pool. She was wearing a little gold coloured bikini and she had an enormous tattoo that covered her back and one of her thighs. Ricky thought that she was a bar girl. She probably had some rich farang with her somewhere, probably still in bed. She looked at Ricky, so he smiled at her and she smiled back. Now Ricky wasn’t shy, especially of bar girls, so he dived into the water and swam over to where she was sitting on a sun lounger.

  “Can you swim?” he asked.

  She just got up, walked to the edge of the pool and dived into the water over his head. They splashed around in the swimming pool together and laughed a lot. She told him that she was married, but Ricky didn’t care. She was beautiful and intelligent and he really liked her. She must have really liked him too, because they went into the sauna room together and made love. Well, that is what Ricky told me and, I could tell by the way he was that he was telling the truth. They swapped phone numbers and Ricky checked out and took a taxi to Pattaya. He couldn’t stop thinking about Fon all day and that night he decided that he was going to ring her. But before he could, his mobile rang and it was Fon ringing him. She told him that she wanted to see him again!”

  Nit;

  “Fon rang me mid-morning one day and she was more excited and happier than she had ever sounded before. That is when she told me that she had met Ricky. He was from England and she told me that he was a beautiful man. I have to say that, when I actually met him for the first time, I could see exactly what she meant. On the morning that she rang me she told me that she had met him in the swimming pool at the Marriott and half an hour later he had her bent over in the sauna room and they were having sex. Fantastic sex she said. I’ve never known Fon sound so crazy about a man before. I really think she had fallen in love with him at first sight. She told me that she thought he was a butterfly - a player. They had swapped phone numbers and she was sure he was going to call her. She said that they had real chemistry between them.

  “Does JW know?” I asked.

  “No. Not yet.”

  “Are you going to tell him?”

  “Of course. I think Ricky is the one I’ve been waiting for all my life. Of course I’ll tell JW. He is going to have to meet him.”

  Tony;

  “Ricky went back up to Bangkok the next morning. She had booked him back into the Marriott for the entire month that he was in Thailand and she paid for everything. She stayed with him every night, except on each Saturday, when she told him she had to go and see her husband. She didn’t say anything else about her husband and Ricky didn’t ask. He didn’t care. They were going around Bangkok together, having the most incredible sex in all sorts of places and they were making love every night in the hotel bedroom. I think they were sort of made for each other. She was just like a female version of Ricky!”

  Nit;

  Fon rang me again in the night time. She said that Ricky hadn’t rung her and she just couldn’t wait any longer, so she had rung him and told him to come back to the Marriott. She had paid for him to stay there for the whole month. She had already told JW that she had met Ricky and told him that she was going to be staying with him in the Marriott, but she still went home on Saturdays to have sex with JW. It was in the contract! Fon was in love with Ricky and, when he went back to England, it broke her heart. She couldn’t wait for another six months before he came back again. She rang him every day and after a week she was begging him to come back to Thailand. She wanted him to come and live here. She told him she would take care of him forever.”

  Tony;

  Ricky was missing Fon like hell when he came back to England. I think he was heartbroken, but she was ringing him every day and then he told me that she had asked him to go back to live in Thailand with her. She told him she had the money to look after him. Now Ricky has always been a bit of a chancer, so he went off to the Thai consulate, got a visitor’s visa for a six month stay in Thailand and within a few more days he was gone. I never saw him again, but we kept in touch on the internet. He had a beautiful girl, a rich beautiful girl and she wanted to look after him. Lucky bastard!”

  John S Richards Jnr.;

  “The first I had heard of this Ricky guy was when JW told me that he was going to employ some young fella from England. It was something to do with the company he had set up in Thailand. I don’t really know what Ricky did, but JW needed someone like him and he told me that he was going to offer him a job. I only know that Ricky was in his late thirties and he was good at whatever it was he was doing for JW. I did see a photograph on the internet of Fon, JW and Ricky all dressed up and sitting together in a fine restaurant. Ricky was a handsome man alright and I think he and JW had become big friends too.”

  Nit;

  “Ricky came back to Bangkok and he and Fon stayed in the Marriott for another month. She paid to have his visitor visa changed into a permanent work visa. Fon told Ricky that she had told her husband all about them. Ricky was amazed, but he didn’t really care if her husband knew or not. I think he was falling in love with Fon. I think he loved her as much as she loved him. I spent a lot of time with the two of them during the days in that first month when Ricky came back. We went out to all sorts of places. They were like a couple of children together, always playing and joking. They were very naughty too and nearly every time I was out with them they would sneak off to have sex and these were quite public places. One time the three of us were sitting in a small café bar just off the Sukhumvit and I knew that they had started touching each other under the table by the noises they were making. Then I heard Fon unzip his pants and she slid off her chair and under the table. I knew exactly what she was doing to him by the smile on his face. Ricky just kept looking at me and talking, but his mind wasn’t on the conversation. I don’t know if I was embarrassed or not, really. I know that they both wanted to shock me, but I wasn’t shocked. I was sort of aroused. Fon came back from under the table and slipped her panties off and sat on him. I’m not joking! They fucked at the table sitting in that café bar. The place wasn’t full but it wasn’t empty either.”

  Tony;

  “Ricky rang me after he had been in Thailand for about a month. He told me that he was going to meet Fon’s husband. He said that he knew all about Ricky and Fon. He didn’t really want to meet her husband, but Fon wanted him to meet him. I told him he was crazy, but he said he was happy to meet the guy if that is what Fon wanted.”

  Nit;

  “It was Fon who had pushed for the meeting between JW and Ricky. She told both of them that they had to meet, because the three of them were going to be sharing the future. She booked a table at one of the better riverside restaurants and she arranged to meet JW there. She turned up with Ricky. They were all dressed up and sitting in a fine restaurant. It was just like a business meeting, but anyone watching would have assumed that Fon was married to Ricky not JW.

  “So you have been fucking my wife?” JW said to open the conversation. JW had an air of authority about hi
m sometimes - the authority of a man who had made millions.

  “Yes Sir!” Ricky didn’t know what else to say. He didn’t know whether to ask if he was okay about that, or whether to make some comment about how lovely his wife had been to him, or whether to make some kind of joke about the situation. He didn’t know what else to say, so he said nothing.

  “Fon tells me that you are coming to live in my house!” It wasn’t really a question, more of a statement.

  “I didn’t know that, Sir.”

  “Are you okay with that?”

  Ricky just shrugged his shoulders.

  “Are you the kind of man who is happy to fuck another man’s wife and live in his house while you are doing it?”

  Again Ricky didn’t answer.

  “I just wondered what sort of a man could do that. Now I know,” continued JW. I think he was upset now that he had met Ricky face to face and he had seen that Ricky was an attractive, well-built man who was more than half his age.

  Just then the photographer from the restaurant came to their table to take their photo. They all smiled at the camera. Fon put the photograph on her face book page. It’s funny and so typical of Fon.

  “She is never going to leave me you know?” JW said, as the photographer moved on to the next table. “She will always be my wife until the day we die. She will never belong to you!”

  “Look old man, I have been very polite to you because you are old and, well, because Fon is your wife. But we love each other and I don’t want to talk about it anymore,” Ricky said with a smile, but there was menace in his voice.

  They ordered steaks and Fon chatted to both men, but they didn’t talk to each other. Fon thought that first meeting between the two men went really well.”

  Tony;

  I was amazed when Ricky told me that he had actually moved into their house. He told me that it was a huge place with more bedrooms and bathrooms than anyone could ever use. He told me that he slept with Fon each night, except for Saturdays, when she slept with her husband. Ricky said at first he didn’t see much of the old man. He was American, I think. His name was JW and Ricky said that he spent most of his time avoiding him. If Ricky went into a room where JW was he would just get up and go somewhere else. Ricky didn’t care. He was having the time of his life. He told me that the old man was really old and he was hoping that he would die soon and then he and Fon would get married.”

  John S Richards Jnr.;

  I was surprised when JW told me that this Ricky guy had moved into their house, but that was typical of JW. Ricky was working for him and he needed a place to stay and, out of the goodness of his heart, JW let him stay in his house. It was a big house so it wasn’t going to be a case of them getting in each other’s way.”

  Nit;

  Fon told me one day that JW had been sneaking around the house watching her and Ricky having sex. Ricky had seen him watching too. Fon didn’t know if JW enjoyed watching them and was getting some sort of sexual thrill out of it, or if he was just torturing himself. He never said anything, just watched them. They made love all around the house and she started noticing JW watching them more and more. At night time they would close the bedroom door and make love. When they finished she noticed that the door would usually be open. Only JW could have opened it. One time she was making love with Ricky and she looked over to the door and JW was actually standing in the doorway watching them. Fon said he had no expression on his face. He just looked at her. She said that something in his eyes scared her, but she carried on making love with Ricky and when she looked again JW was gone.”

  Tony;

  “Something kinky was going on, that’s for sure. Ricky told me that the old man started watching them having sex. Ricky had seen him watching lots of times. I asked Ricky what he did and he said he just carried on fucking his wife. I suggested that maybe he wanted to join in, but Ricky just laughed and said no, he just liked to watch. It was a strange relationship, but I have heard about these sorts of things before. Ricky said something to me which I thought was very strange. He told me that he and the old man hated each other and I couldn’t work that one out. Why let someone live in your house and fuck your wife, and even watch them doing it, if you hated the bloke?”

  John S Richards Jnr.;

  JW and Ricky had become best friends and JW told me that they were spending a lot of time together away from work. I thought it seemed to be working out well with Ricky living in their house, but then one day JW told me that he thought that Ricky and Fon were having an affair, but he wasn’t sure. He wanted proof and he said that he wasn’t going to do anything before he was really sure. Yes, of course he was upset. He was heartbroken. He loved his wife and the guy who he really liked and trusted, the guy who he had allowed to come into his home, might be having an affair with his wife. I don’t think JW deserved that. Not one bit.”

  Nit;

  I was scared when Fon told me that she wanted to marry Ricky. I told her that she can’t. I had read the contract and I couldn’t understand why she would want to break it. She didn’t need to. But she told me that she hated JW. She hated him touching her on Saturday nights. She hated him sneaking around and watching her with her lover. She just hated JW, I think. But I knew all along that she never had loved him. It was all a joke to her.”

  Tony;

  Ricky told me that he wanted to marry Fon. I sort of saw it coming. I asked what her husband thought about that idea and Ricky said that he didn’t know yet, but that he wouldn’t be a problem!”

  John S Richards Jnr.;

  “JW phoned me and told me that he had a real problem with Ricky and Fon. They were having an affair. He had seen them with his own eyes having sex in his own house. He had taken photographs of them. I think if it was me I would have just shot the guy. I asked JW what he was going to do and he told me he was going to have to take care of the problem. I asked him how and he said he didn’t know yet.”

  Nit;

  “I went to meet Fon for coffee in Central Plaza. She was happy. She told me that it had all been sorted out. She had got her solicitors to sign everything back to JW and inform him that the original contract was now defunct. She had also moved out of the house and filed for divorce. She knew that would take time but she was going to marry Ricky in a Thai ceremony in the meantime. She already had her own money and property and she was happy everything with JW was over. I think Ricky was really good for Fon. He had changed her for the better. She was really happy with Ricky and he was really happy with her. I know it is a cliché, but they really were born to be together. They loved each other.”

  Tony;

  “Ricky rang me to tell me the news about him and Fon. He was thrilled. Fon had left her husband and they had moved out of his house and into some real fancy apartment on the river. It was Fon’s own apartment and nothing to do with her husband. Ricky told me that he didn’t know until then that Fon was rich in her own right and she had rich parents. Ricky had met them and they were really happy that Fon was now with Ricky. I already knew that he had fallen in love with the girl, but then he told me on the phone that he loved her and he told me that she was pregnant with his baby. I was delighted for him. I asked about the husband and Ricky said that Fon had already started the divorce and had given the bloke back everything that he had ever given her. It was all over between them and now Ricky and Fon were planning their own wedding and their future together. I was happy for him.”

  John S Richards Jnr.;

  “JW was furious. Why wouldn’t he be? He had given that girl everything and now she had left him and wanted a divorce. JW told me that she was taking everything. He was a broken man. She was leaving him with nothing. I told him that he needed a good lawyer. He told me that Fon was having this other man‘s baby. He was shattered. Shattered and angry. I felt sorry for the man. He didn‘t deserve this!”


  Nit;

  “Of course Fon told me when she was pregnant. We told each other everything. I even asked her if there was any chance that it could be JW’s baby, but she just laughed and told me that he had had the snip thirty years ago. I asked if JW knew she was having Ricky’s baby and she said that he knew and that he wasn’t very happy about it, but what could he do? She had only used JW to rebel against her family. But now she was a changed woman and, for the first time since I had ever known her, she had a proper loving relationship with her parents. They were all excited about the baby and they really liked Ricky too.”

  Tony;

  “Ricky asked me to go to his wedding, but it was impossible for me to go to Thailand. He was going to have some Buddhist wedding and then have a legal one after Fon’s divorce was finalized. I told him that I wouldn’t be able to go and wished him all the best. That was the last time I ever heard from him. It was another friend who rang me to tell me that Ricky was dead. I couldn’t believe it!”

  John S Richards Jnr.;

  “Yes I was shocked when I found out what JW had done, but I can’t say I blame the man.”

  Nit;

  “JW was a nasty old man. He always had been. He thought that he could use his money to have anything he wanted. He was used to getting his own way and he couldn’t accept anyone saying no to him. I hope he rots in hell!”