The Last Colony вбиос-3

by John Scalzi

  "As far as they know, we're where we're supposed to be," Zane said.

  "Start your cargo prep tomorrow morning, then," I said. "We'll give you until the first containers are ready to make the trip to the planet. If you haven't figured out the problem then, we're talking to the colonists anyway. All right?"

  "Fair enough," Zane said. One of Zane's officers came up to speak to him; he shifted his attention away. I turned my attention to Jane.

  "Tell me what you're thinking," I said quietly.

  "I'm thinking about what Trujillo said to you," Jane said, also keeping her voice down.

  "When he said that the Department of Colonization was sabotaging the colony, I don't think he was suggesting they'd do it like this," I said.

  "They would if they wanted to make the point that colonization is a dangerous business, and if someone was worried that it might actually succeed when they wanted it to fail," Jane said. "This way they have a lost colony right out of the box."

  "Lost colony," I said, and then my hand went to my eyes. "Jesus Christ."

  "What?" Jane said.

  "Roanoke," I said. "There was a Roanoke colony on Earth. First English settlement in America."

  "So?" Jane said.

  "It disappeared," I said. "Its governor went back to England to ask for help and supplies, but when he returned all of the settlers were gone. The famous lost colony of Roanoke."

  "Seems a bit obvious," Jane said.

  "Yeah," I said. "If the," really planned to lose us, I don't think they'd tip their hand like that."

  "Nevertheless, we are Roanoke colony, and we are lost," Jane said.

  "Irony is a bitch," I said.

  "Perry, Sagan," Zane said. "Come here."

  "What is it?" I asked.

  "We've found someone out there," he said. "Encoded tight-beam. He's asking for the two of you."

  "That's good news," I said.

  Zane grunted noncommittally and pressed a button to put our caller on the intercom.

  "This is John Perry," I said. "Jane Sagan and I are here."

  "Hello, Major Perry," the voice said. "And hello Lieutenant Sagan! Wow, an honor to talk to you both. I'm Lieutenant Stross, Special Forces. I've been assigned to tell you what you're supposed to do next."

  "You know what's happened here?" I asked.

  "Let's see," Stross said. "You skipped to what you thought was Roanoke colony, only to find yourselves orbiting an entirely different planet, and now you think you're completely lost. And your Captain Zane there has found out he can't use his engines. That sound about right?"

  "Yes," I said.

  "Excellent," Stross said. "Well, there's good news and there's bad news. The good news is that you're not lost. We know exactly where you are. The bad news is you're not going anywhere anytime soon. I've got all the details for you when we meet, you two and Captain Zane and me. How about in fifteen minutes?"

  "What do you mean, meet?" Zane said. "We're not picking up any ships in the area. We have no way of verifying who you say you are."

  "Lieutenant Sagan can vouch for me," Stross said. "As for where I am, clip in a feed from your external camera fourteen and turn on a light."

  Zane looked exasperated and confused, and then nodded over to one of his bridge officers. Zane's overhead monitor blinked to life, showing a portion of the starboard hull. It was dark until a floodlight clicked on and scooped out a cone of light.

  "I'm not seeing anything but hull," Zane said.

  Something flickered, and suddenly there was a turtle-like object in the camera, floating a foot or so off the hull.

  "What the hell is that?" Zane said.

  The turtle waved.

  "Son of a bitch," Jane said.

  "You know what that thing is?" Zane said.

  Jane nodded. "That's a Gameran," she said, turning to Zane. "That's Lieutenant Stross. He's telling the truth about who he is. And I think we have just entered a world of shit."

  "Wow, air," said Lieutenant Stross, waving his hand back and forth in the expanse of the shuttle bay. "I don't get to feel this much." Stross was floating lazily in the air he was grooving on, thanks to Zane having cut the gravity in the bay to accommodate Stross, who lived primarily in microgravity situations.

  Jane explained it to me and Zane, as we took the elevator to the shuttle bay. Gameraris were humans—or at least, their DNA originated from human stock and had other things added in—radically sculpted and designed to live and thrive in airless space. To that end they had shelled bodies to protect them from vacuum and cosmic rays, symbiotic genetically altered algae stored in a special organ to provide them with oxygen, photosynthetic stripes to harness solar energy and hands on the ends of all their limbs. And, they were Special Forces soldiers. All those rumors in the general CDF infantry about wildly mutant Special Forces turned out to be more than rumors. I thought of my friend Harry Wilson, who I met when I first joined the CDF; he lived for this sort of stuff. I'd have to tell him the next time I saw him. If I ever saw him again.

  Despite being a Special Forces soldier, Stross acted deeply informal, from his vocal mannerisms (vocal being a figurative term; vocal cords would be useless in space, so he didn't have any—his "voice" was generated in the BrainPal computer in his head and transmitted to our PDAs) to his apparent tendency to get distracted. There was a word for what he was.

  Spacey.

  Zane didn't waste any time on courtesy. "I want to know how the hell you got control of my ship," he said, to Stross.

  "Blue pill," Stross said, still waving his hand about. "It's code that creates a virtual machine on your hardware. Your software runs on top of it, and never even knows it's not running on the hardware. That's why it can't tell anythings wrong."

  "Get it off my computers," Zane said. "And then get off my boat."

  Stross held open three of his hands, the other one still cutting air. "Do I look like a computer programmer to you?" he asked. "I don't know how to code it, I just know how to operate it. And my orders come from someone who outranks you. Sorry, Captain."

  "How did you get here?" I asked. "I know you're adapted to space. But I'm pretty sure you don't have a Skip Drive in there."

  "I hitched a ride with you," Stross said. "I've been sitting on the hull for the last ten days, waiting for you to skip." He tapped his shell. "Embedded nano-camo," he said. "Reasonably new trick. If I don't want you to notice me, you won't."

  "You were on the hull for ten days?" I asked.

  "It's not that bad," Stross said. "I kept busy by studying for my doctorate. Comparative literature. Keeps me busy. Distance learning, obviously."

  "That's nice for you," Jane said. "But I'd prefer to focus on our situation." Her voice snapped out, cold, a counterpoint to Zane's hot fury.

  "All right," Stross said. "I've just zapped the relevant files and orders to your PDAs, so you can peruse them at your leisure. But here's the deal: The planet you thought was Roanoke was a decoy. The planet you're over now is the real Roanoke colony. This is where you'll colonize."

  "But we don't know anything about this planet," I said.

  "It's all in the files," Stross said. "It's mostly a better planet for you than the other one. The life chemistry is right in line with our food needs. Well, your food needs. Not mine. You can start grazing right away."

  "You said the other planet was a decoy," Jane said. "A decoy for what?"

  "That's complicated," Stross said.

  "Try me," Jane said.

  "All right," Stross said. "For starters, do you know what the Conclave is?"

  FIVE

  Jane looked like she'd been slapped.

  "What? What is it? What is the Conclave?" I asked. I looked over to Zane, who opened his hands apologetically. He didn't know, either.

  "They got it off the ground," Jane said, after a pause.

  "Oh, yeah," Stross said.

  "What is the Conclave?" I repeated.

  "It's an organization of races," Jane said, still looking over
at Stross. "The idea was to band together to control this part of space and to keep other races from colonizing." She turned to me. "The last I heard about it was just before you and I went to Huckleberry."

  "You knew about this and you didn't tell me," I said.

  "Orders," Jane said; it came out snappishly. "It was part of the deal I had. I got to leave the Special Forces on my terms, provided I forgot everything I'd ever heard about the Conclave. I couldn't have told you even if I had wanted to. And anyway, there was nothing to tell. Everything was still in the preliminary stages and from what I knew, it wasn't going anywhere. And I learned about it through Charles Boutin. He wasn't the most credible observer of interstellar politics."

  Jane seemed genuinely angry; whether at me or the situation I

  couldn't tell. I decided not to push it and turned toward Stross. "But now the Conclave thing is a growing concern."

  "It is," Stross said. "For over two years now. The first thing it did was warn every species who wasn't part of the Conclave not to colonize anymore."

  "Or what?" Zane asked.

  "Or the Conclave would wipe out their new colonies," Stross said. "That's the reason for the switcharoo here. We led the Conclave to believe we were forming a colony and settling it on one world. But in fact we sent the colony to another world entirely. One that isn't in the records or on the charts or that anyone knows about, other than a few very highly placed people. And me, because I'm here to tell you this. And now you. The Conclave was all set to attack Roanoke colony before you could even get your people on the ground. Now they can't attack you because they can't find you. It makes the Conclave look foolish and weak. And that makes us look better. That's the thinking as I understand it."

  Now it was my turn to get angry. "So the Colonial Union is playing hide-and-seek with this Conclave," I said. "That's just jolly."

  "Jolly's a word," Stross said. "I don't think it'll be so jolly if they find you, though."

  "And how long is that going to take?" I asked. "If this is as much of a blow to the Conclave as you say, they're going to come looking for us."

  "You're right about that," Stross said. "And when they find you, they're going to wipe you out. So now it's our job to make you hard to find. And I think this is the part you're really not going to like."

  "Point number one," I said, to the representatives of Roanoke colony. "No contact whatsoever between Roanoke colony and the rest of the Colonial Union."

  The table erupted into chaos.

  Jane and I sat on either ends, waiting for the fracas to calm. It took a few minutes.

  "That's insane," said Marie Black.

  "I agree entirely," I said. "But every time there's a contact between Roanoke and any other colony world, it leaves a trail back to us. Spaceships have crews that number in the hundreds. It's not realistic that none of those would talk to friends or spouses. And you all already know that people will be looking for us. Your former governments and your families and the press will all be looking for someone who can give them a clue to where we are. If anyone can point a finger back to us, this Conclave will find us."

  "What about the Magellan?" asked Lee Chen. "It's going back."

  "Actually, no, it's not," I said. This news received a low gasp. I remembered the absolute fury in Captain Zane's face when Stross told him this bit of information. Zane threatened to disobey the order; Stross reminded him be had no control over the ships engines, and that if he and the crew didn't head to the surface with the rest of the colonists, they'd discover they had no control over life support, either. It was a fairly ugly moment.

  It got worse when Stross told Zane the plan was to get rid of the Magellan by driving it right into the sun.

  "The crew of the Magellan have families back in the CU," said Hiram Yoder. "Spouses. Children."

  "They do," I said. "That will give you an idea how serious this is."

  "Can we afford them?" asked Manfred Trujillo. "I'm not saying we refuse them. But the colony stores were meant for twenty-five hundred colonists. Now we're adding, what, another two hundred?"

  "Two hundred and six," said Jane. "It's not a problem. We shipped with half again as much food stores as are usual for a colony this size, and this world has plant and animal life we can eat. Hopefully."

  "How long will this isolation continue?" asked Black.

  "Indefinitely," I said. Another grumble. "Our survival depends on isolation. It's just that simple. But in some ways that makes things easier. Seed colonies have to prepare for the next wave of colonists two or three years down the line. We don't have to worry about that now. We can focus on what our needs are. That'll make a difference."

  There was glum agreement to this. For the moment that was the best I could hope for.

  "Point two," I said, and tensed up for the backlash. "No use of technology that can give away the existence of our colony from space."

  This time they didn't calm down after a few minutes.

  "That's utterly ridiculous," said Paulo Gutierrez, eventually. "Anything that has a wireless connection is potentially detectable. All you have to do is sweep with a broad-spectrum signal. It'll try to connect with anything and tell you what it finds."

  "I understand that," I said.

  "Our entire technology is wireless," Gutierrez said. He held up his PDA. "Look at this. Not a single goddamned wired input. You couldn't connect a wire to it if you tried. All our automated equipment in the cargo hold is wireless."

  "Forget the equipment," said Lee Chen. "All of my colonists are carrying an implanted locator."

  "So are mine," said Marta Piro. "And they don't have an off switch."

  "You're going to have to dig them out, then," Jane said.

  "That's a surgical procedure," Piro said.

  "Where the hell did you put them?" Jane said.

  "Our colonists' shoulders," Piro said. Chen nodded at this; his colonists had theirs in the shoulder as well. "It's not a major surgery, but it's still cutting into them."

  "The alternative is exposing every other colonist to the risk of being found and killed," Jane said, clipping off her words. "I guess your people are just going to have to suffer." Piro started to open her mouth to respond, but then seemed to think better of it.

  "Even if we dig out the locators, there's still every other piece of equipment we have," Gutierrez said, bringing the conversation back around to him. "It's all wireless. Farm equipment. Medical equipment. All of it. What you're telling us is that we can't use any of the equipment we need to survive."

  "Not all the equipment in the cargo hold supports a wireless connection," Hiram Yoder said. "None of the equipment we brought with us does. It's all dumb equipment. It all needs a person behind the controls. We make it work just fine."

  "You have the equipment," Gutierrez said. "We don't. The rest of us don't."

  "We'll share everything we can," Yoder said.

  "It's not a matter of sharing," Gutierrez spat. He took a second to calm himself. "I'm sure you would try to help us," he said to Hiram. "But you brought enough equipment for you. There's ten times as many of the rest of us."

  "We have the equipment," Jane said. Everyone at the table looked down toward her. "I've sent you all a copy of the ship manifest. You'll see that in addition to all the modern equipment we have, we were also provided with a full complement of tools and implements that were, until today, obsolete. This tells us two things. It tells us that the Colonial Union fully intended for us to be on our own. It also tells us that they don't intend for us to die"

  "That's one spin on the subject," Trujillo said. "Another is that they knew they were going to abandon us to this Conclave and rather than give us anything we could use to defend ourselves, told us to keep quiet and keep our heads down, and maybe the Conclave won't hear us." There were murmurs of agreement around the table.

  "Now's not the time for that discussion," I said. "Whatever the CU's rationale, the fact is we're here and we're not going anyplace else. When we're on the pla
net and have the colony sorted, then we can have a discussion on what the CU's strategy means. But for now, we need to focus on what we need to do to survive. Now, Hiram," I said, handing him my PDA. "Among all of us, you are the one who has the best idea of the capability of this equipment for our needs. Is this workable?"

  Hiram took the PDA and scrolled through the manifest for several minutes.

  "It's hard to say," he said finally. "I would need to see it in front of me. And I would need to see the people who would operate it. And there are so many other factors. But I think we could make it work." He looked up and down the table. "I tell all of you now that whatever I can do to help you, I will. I can't speak for all of my brethren on the matter, but I can tell you that in my experience each of them is ready to answer the call. We can do this. We can make it work."

  "There's another option," Trujillo said. All eyes went to him. "We don't hide. We use all the equipment we have—all the resources we have—for our survival. When and if this Conclave comes calling, we tell it we're a wildcat colony. No affiliation with the CU. Its war is with the Colonial Union, not a wildcat colony."

  "We'd be disobeying orders," said Marie Black.

  "The disconnect works both ways," Trujillo said. "If we need to be isolated, the CU can't check up on us. And even if we are disobeying orders, so what? Are we in CDF? Are they going to shoot us? Are they going to fire us? And beyond that, do we here at this table honestly feel these orders are legitimate? The Colonial Union has abandoned us. Whats more, they always planned to abandon us. They've broken faith with us. I say we do the same. I say we go wildcat."

  "I don't think you know what you're saying when you say we should go wildcat," Jane said to Trujillo. "The last wildcat colony I was at had all its colonists slaughtered for food. We found the bodies of children in a stack, waiting to be butchered. Don't kid yourself. Going wildcat is a death sentence." Jane's statement hung in the air for several seconds, daring anyone to refute it.

  "There are risks," Trujillo finally said, taking up the challenge. "But we're alone. We are a wildcat colony in everything but name. And we don't know that this Conclave of yours is as horrible as the Colonial Union has made it out to be. The CU has been deceiving us all this time. It has no credibility. We can't trust it to have our interests at heart."