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The Return of Santiago: A Myth of the Far Future

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by Mike Resnick


  Matilda was waiting for him, as were the Plymouth Rocker, Accidental Barnes, Blue Peter, Virgil Soaring Hawk, and dozens of other members of the organization. Even Tyrannosaur Bailey, possessed of a faster ship, was there.

  "I hear you've been a busy man," said Matilda. "You look like you've lost a little weight."

  "I'm lucky that's all I lost," he replied.

  "The Rhymer's done pretty well to hang onto his life when so many men and aliens were trying to relieve him of it," agreed Moby Dick.

  Dante introduced the albino to the assembled group, then went off to the office with Matilda, who'd gotten a description of Silvermane's death and the destruction of Kabal III but wanted all the details.

  "I just love the fact that you had Navy kill the Tweedle!" she said when he was done.

  "I think it was an elegant solution," replied Dante. "They were the only ones with sufficient firepower to destroy the planet—and not only did they do our dirty work for us, but the one crime we didn't want laid at Santiago's door has been officially blamed on the Tweedle."

  "And now you're getting Santiago blamed for crimes he didn't commit."

  "We lost sight of that along the way," said Dante. "He's got to be a criminal, important enough for the Democracy to be aware of his activities, and yet not enough of a threat for them to go after him with the full force of their military might."

  "The Bandit was right," said Matilda.

  "About what?"

  "You've got a wonderfully devious mind."

  "Thank you," said Dante. "I think."

  Nine days later, word filtered back to Valhalla that Delvania had posted a 500,000-credit reward for Santiago. Gingergreen II upped it to 750,000 credits the next day, and a week after that September Morn showed up, having eluded her bodyguards, with word that the Hadrian system was offering a million credits for Santiago, the killer who had murdered Dimitrios of the Three Burners in the streets of Trajan.

  Before the month was out, the Democracy itself announced a reward of two million credits for the notorious Santiago, dead or alive.

  "Well, everything seems to be working out," announced Dante to the rest of them at dinner that evening. Now all that remains is to actually find our Santiago."

  Moby Dick laughed.

  "What's so funny?" asked Dante.

  "He's right here," said the albino.

  "What are you talking about?"

  "Santiago," added Matilda. "He's been here all along. We've just been too blind to see it."

  Dante looked around the table curiously. "Tyrannosaur?"

  "How can you be so foolish when you're so smart?" said September Morn.

  "You think better, risk more, and work harder than anyone," added Matilda.

  "Me?" said Dante with an expression of disbelief.

  "They're right, you know," said Virgil. "It's always been you."

  "Always," echoed Matilda.

  43.

  His name is only whispered,

  His face is never seen,

  He's king of all the outlaws,

  He's hungry and he's lean.

  Nothing ever hinders him,

  And nothing ever will—

  For he is Santiago,

  And he lusts for money still.

  Dinner had been over for almost ten minutes, yet no one had left the table. They were all waiting for Dante, who had not moved or uttered a word, to speak.

  Finally he looked up.

  "You're all wrong," he said, looking at all of them. "I wish you weren't, but you are. I'm a poet, and not even a very good one at that."

  "I'm a poet," said September Morn, "and you're right—I'm a damned sight better that you'll ever be. Starting today, I'm going to be writing the poem."

  Dante was about to object, but he found that he agreed with her. She was a much better poet. Which meant he was out of a job.

  "We've discussed this among ourselves before you arrived," said Matilda, "and the conclusion is obvious. We just didn't see it until now."

  "I appreciate your confidence," he said, "but I'm just a thief. I've never done anything worthwhile in my life."

  "You saved me," said September Morn.

  "And me," said Virgil.

  "And you found a way to kill the Tweedle," added Matilda.

  "Anyone could have done that," he said with a self- deprecating shrug. "You're not paying attention. Santiago is a leader of men. No one will follow me."

  "I will," said Moby Dick.

  "Me, too," chimed in Barnes.

  "And me," added Bailey.

  And suddenly he was overwhelmed by a dozen more pledges of allegiance.

  "I've only been on the Frontier for a year," he protested. "I don't know anyone. I wouldn't begin to know who to contact."

  "You've done pretty well so far," said the Plymouth Rocker.

  "I'll be your liaison," offered Matilda.

  "And I'll act as your go-between with the aliens," said Moby Dick.

  He stared at them for a long minute. "You're sure?"

  "We're sure," said Matilda. "You've changed every one of our lives, and always for the better. Who but Santiago could have done that?"

  "All right," he said, feeling an almost tangible warmth flowing from them to him. "I'll give it my best shot."

  "That's all anyone's asking," said September Morn.

  Late that night he was sitting in the office, going over the figures Wilbur had transmitted to him, trying to decide the best way to put the money to use, when Matilda appeared.

  "It's late," she said. "You don't have to do it all your first night on the job."

  He sighed deeply. "There's so much work to do. I've got to get started."

  "If I can help, let me know."

  "You can tell me this isn't all some cosmic joke," he said.

  "I don't understand."

  "An unimportant little thief is leading an army made up of a foul-mouthed preacher, an Indian whose goal is to copulate with every race in the galaxy, an albino who's so huge he needs help just to get on his feet, a prize-winning poet, a killer who uses a crossbow of all things . . ." He shook his head as if to clear it. "What the hell kind of army is that?"

  "Exactly the kind Santiago would have," she said.

  "You think so?"

  "Of course I do," said Matilda. "You're Santiago, aren't you?"

  "Everyone seems to think so." He paused. "If I am, then when did I become him?"

  "Like I told you: you always were."

  Just before he went to bed, he looked into the bathroom mirror and studied the face that confronted him. For the first time, he noticed the tiny lines of character, the firm set of his jaw, the openness with which the image stared back at him.

  "Well, I'll be damned," he said to the face that no longer bore any trace of Danny Briggs, and was fast losing the look of Dante Alighieri. "Maybe she was right."

  EPILOGUE

  He's back from the dead,

  He's back from the grave;

  He's clever, he's cunning,

  He's ruthless, he's brave.

  Fear is unknown to him,

  Mercy is too.

  His name's Santiago—

  And he's coming for you!

  There was a lot of work to do, a lifetime or more, and they soon got busy, each in his own way—for as Santiago explained, everything that had been done up to this point merely put the pieces in place. It would be years before the Democracy truly realized that the King of the Outlaws was back, defying them at every turn.

  September Morn never returned to Hadrian II, but remained on Valhalla, where she added another two thousand stanzas to the poem, while still writing her own works.

  Moby Dick opened a chain of Fat Chance casinos all across the Inner Frontier, each catering exclusively to aliens, and spent most of his time covertly helping Santiago.

  Deuteronomy Priest spent the rest of his life warning anyone who would listen that Santiago was the devil in disguise, and that as long as he remained in human form, he
was fair game for any God-fearing Christian with a weapon and a strong sense of moral outrage.

  Accidental Barnes and Blue Peter criss-crossed the Inner Frontier, quietly recruiting human and alien foot soldiers for a rag-tag army whose existence would always remain a secret from the Democracy.

  The Plymouth Rocker did what he was told, went where he was sent, and proved to be every bit as good a major domo as Silvermane had predicted.

  The Blade killed the Knife and took over the Candy Man's operation, but continued to send Valhalla its percentage.

  Tyrannosaur Bailey led the first successful raid on a Navy convoy in more than a century. And the second, and the third.

  Wilbur Connaught never left the Democracy to live on his beloved Inner Frontier again, but he channeled tens of millions of credits to the organization that fought in secret to defend that Frontier.

  Virgil Soaring Hawk realized that he no longer had a Dante to lead through the nine circles of Hell. He stayed on Valhalla for a time, but eventually he wandered off to satisfy his unholy appetites, and was never seen again.

  Waltzin' Matilda continued to practice her criminal trade, at which no one was better, but this time it enriched the coffers of her organization rather than her own bank account.

  As for a small-time thief named Danny Briggs who had once operated on the world of Bailiwick, he was never seen or heard of again. After a year had passed the Democracy assumed he had been killed, canceled the reward, and closed his file.

  And that is the story of how Santiago came back to the Inner Frontier.

  – The End –

  CHRONOLOGY

  Chronology of the universe created in BIRTHRIGHT: THE BOOK OF MAN (through 2010), showing the year, the era, and the title:

  1885 A.D. "The Hunter" (IVORY)

  1898 A.D. "Himself" (IVORY)

  1982 A.D. SIDESHOW

  1983 A.D. THE THREE-LEGGED HOOTCH DANCER

  1985 A.D. THE WILD ALIEN TAMER

  1987 A.D. THE BEST ROOTIN' TOOTIN' SHOOTIN'

  GUNSLINGER IN THE WHOLE DAMNED GALAXY

  2057 A.D. "The Politician" (IVORY)

  2908 A.D. 1 G.E.

  16 G.E. Republic "The Curator" (IVORY)

  264 G.E. Republic "The Pioneers" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  332 G.E. Republic "The Cartographers" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  346 G.E. Republic WALPURGIS III

  367 G.E. Republic EROS ASCENDING

  396 G.E. Republic "The Miners" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  401 G.E. Republic EROS AT ZENITH

  442 G.E. Republic EROS DESCENDING

  465 G.E. Republic EROS AT NADIR

  522 G.E. Republic "All the Things You Are"

  588 G.E. Republic "The Psychologists" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  616 G.E. Republic A MIRACLE OF RARE DESIGN

  882 G.E. Republic "The Potentate" (IVORY)

  962 G.E. Republic "The Merchants" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  1150 G.E. Republic "Cobbling Together a Solution"

  1151 G.E. Republic "Nowhere in Particular"

  1152 G.E. Republic "The God Biz"

  1394 G.E. Republic "Keepsakes"

  1701 G.E. Republic "The Artist" (IVORY)

  1813 G.E. Republic "Dawn" (PARADISE)

  1826 G.E. Republic PURGATORY

  1859 G.E. Republic "Noon" (PARADISE)

  1888 G.E. Republic "Midafternoon" (PARADISE)

  1902 G.E. Republic "Dusk" (PARADISE)

  1921 G.E. Republic INFERNO

  1966 G.E. Republic STARSHIP: MUTINY

  1967 G.E. Republic STARSHIP: PIRATE

  1968 G.E. Republic STARSHIP: MERCENARY

  1969 G.E. Republic STARSHIP: REBEL

  1970 G.E. Republic STARSHIP: FLAGSHIP

  2122 G.E. Democracy "The 43 Antarean Dynasties"

  2154 G.E. Democracy "The Diplomats" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  2239 G.E. Democracy "Monuments of Flesh and Stone"

  2275 G.E. Democracy "The Olympians" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  2469 G.E. Democracy "The Barristers" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  2885 G.E. Democracy "Robots Don't Cry"

  2911 G.E. Democracy "The Medics" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  3004 G.E. Democracy "The Politicians" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  3042 G.E. Democracy "The Gambler" (IVORY)

  3286 G.E. Democracy SANTIAGO

  3322 G.E. Democracy A HUNGER IN THE SOUL

  3324 G.E. Democracy THE SOUL EATER

  3324 G.E. Democracy "Nicobar Lane: The Soul Eater's Story"

  3407 G.E. Democracy THE RETURN OF SANTIAGO

  3427 G.E. Democracy SOOTHSAYER

  3441 G.E. Democracy ORACLE

  3447 G.E. Democracy PROPHET

  3502 G.E. Democracy "Guardian Angel"

  3504 G.E. Democracy "A Locked-Planet Mystery"

  3504 G.E. Democracy "Honorable Enemies"

  3505 G.E. Democracy “If the Frame Fits…”

  3719 G.E. Democracy "Hunting the Snark"

  4375 G.E. Democracy "The Graverobber" (IVORY)

  4822 G.E. Oligarchy "The Administrators" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  4839 G.E. Oligarchy THE DARK LADY

  5101 G.E. Oligarchy THE WIDOWMAKER

  5103 G.E. Oligarchy THE WIDOWMAKER REBORN

  5106 G.E. Oligarchy THE WIDOWMAKER UNLEASHED

  5108 G.E. Oligarchy A GATHERING OF WIDOWMAKERS

  5461 G.E. Oligarchy "The Media" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  5492 G.E. Oligarchy "The Artists" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  5521 G.E. Oligarchy "The Warlord" (IVORY)

  5655 G.E. Oligarchy "The Biochemists" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  5912 G.E. Oligarchy "The Warlords" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  5993 G.E. Oligarchy "The Conspirators" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  6304 G.E. Monarchy IVORY

  6321 G.E. Monarchy "The Rulers" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  6400 G.E. Monarchy "The Symbiotics" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  6521 G.E. Monarchy "Catastrophe Baker and the Cold Equations

  6523 G.E. Monarchy THE OUTPOST

  6524 G.E. Monarchy “Catastrophe Baker and a Canticle for

  Leibowitz

  6599 G.E. Monarchy "The Philosophers" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  6746 G.E. Monarchy "The Architects" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  6962 G.E. Monarchy "The Collectors" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  7019 G.E. Monarchy "The Rebels" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  16201 G.E. Anarchy "The Archaeologists" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  16673 G.E. Anarchy "The Priests" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  16888 G.E. Anarchy "The Pacifists" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  17001 G.E. Anarchy "The Destroyers" (BIRTHRIGHT)

  21703 G.E. "Seven Views of Olduvai Gorge"

  Novels not set in this future:

  ADVENTURES (1922-1926 A.D.)

  EXPLOITS (1926-1931 A.D.)

  ENCOUNTERS (1931-1934 A.D.)

  HAZARDS (1934-1939 A.D.)

  STALKING THE UNICORN ("Tonight")

  STALKING THE VAMPIRE ("Tonight")

  STALKING THE DRAGON (“Tonight”)

  THE BRANCH (2047-2051 A.D.)

  SECOND CONTACT (2065 A.D.)

  BULLY! (1910-1912 A.D.)

  KIRINYAGA (2123-2137 A.D.)

  KILIMANJARO (2234-2241 A.D.)

  LADY WITH AN ALIEN (1490 A.D.)

  A CLUB IN MONTMARTRE (1890-1901 A.D.)

  DRAGON AMERICA: REVOLUTION (1779-1780 A.D.)

  THE WORLD BEHIND THE DOOR (1928 A.D.)

  THE OTHER TEDDY ROOSEVELTS (1888-1919 A.D.)

  THE BUNTLINE SPECIAL (1881 A.D.)

  THE DOCTOR AND THE KIND (1882 A.D.)

  Table of Contents

  Cover

  Prologue

  Part 1: The Rhymer’s Book

  Part 2: Waltzin’ Matilda’s Book

  Part 3: The One-Armed Bandit’s Book

  Part 4: Silvermane’s Book

  Part 5: September Morn’s Book

  Part 6: Santiago’s Book

  Epilogue

  Chronology

 

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