A Use of Riches

by J. I. M. Stewart

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  A Use Of Riches

  First published in 1957

  Copyright: John Stewart Literary Management Ltd. 1957-2012

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  This edition published in 2012 by House of Stratus, an imprint of

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  This is a fictional work and all characters are drawn from the author’s imagination.

  Any resemblance or similarities to persons either living or dead are entirely coincidental.

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  About the Author

  John Innes Mackintosh Stewart (who also wrote as Michael Innes) was born in Edinburgh where his father was Director of Education. He attended Edinburgh Academy before going up to Oriel College, Oxford where he was awarded a first class degree in English and won the Matthew Arnold Memorial Prize and was named a Bishop Frazer scholar. After a short interlude travelling with AJP Taylor in Austria, including studying Freudian psychoanalysis for a year, he embarked on an edition of Florio’s translation of Montaigne’s Essays. This subsequently helped him secure a post teaching English at Leeds University.

  In 1932, Stewart married Margaret Hardwick, who practised medicine, and they subsequently had three sons and two daughters. By 1935, he had been awarded the Jury Chair at the University of Adelaide in Australia as Professor of English and had also completed his first detective novel, ‘Death at the President’s Lodging’, published under the pseudonym ‘Michael Innes’. This was an immediate success and part of a long running series centred on ‘Inspector Appleby’, his primary character when writing as ‘Innes’. There were almost fifty titles completed under the ‘Innes’ banner during his career.

  In 1946, he returned to the UK and spent two years at Queen’s University in Belfast, before being appointed Student (Fellow and Tutor) at Christ Church, Oxford. He was later to hold the post of Reader in English Literature of Oxford University and upon his retirement was made an Emeritus Professor. Whilst never wanting to leave his beloved Oxford permanently, he did manage to fit into his busy schedule a visiting Professorship at the University of Washington and was also honoured by other Universities in the UK.

  Stewart wrote many works under his own name, including twenty-one works of fiction (which contained the highly acclaimed quintet entitled ‘A Staircase in Surrey’, centred primarily in Oxford, but with considerable forays elsewhere, especially Italy), several short story collections, and over nine learned works on the likes of Shakespeare, Kipling and Hardy. He was also a contributor to many academic publications, including a major section on modern writers for the Oxford History of English Literature. He died in 1994, the last published work being an autobiography: ‘Myself and Michael Innes’.

  J.I.M. Stewart’s fiction is greatly admired for its wit, plots and literary quality, whilst the non-fiction is acknowledged as being definitive.

  PART ONE

  THE CRAINES

  CHAPTER ONE

  Rupert Craine walked out of Lombard Street and walked down the Poultry into Cheapside. Ruddy and iron-grey, clipped and brushed and polished, he might have been a general who had made the common move from commanding regiments to directing companies. He walked briskly, for the obstinate March frost-gripped London. In the cleared spaces there was a sparkle of rime. The weeds and wild flowers that would later spread their threadbare rural carpet before St. Paul’s were still invisible beneath Goering’s rubble.

  On these walks – and he did more of them than his subordinates thought necessary – Craine had got into the way of filling the gaps with buildings of his own. But now there were real buildings going up, and nearly every site carried a coloured picture showing what the steel and concrete framework would be like when the architecture had been added on. Craine looked at these shapes of things to come with misgiving. It would be reasonable, it would be modest, to suppose them much more splendid than anything his own fancy could furnish. After all, distinguished architects were designing them. But Craine’s sympathies were with those other persons often equally distinguished, who formed obstructive committees and sent letters of protest to the newspapers. He himself mediated, patiently explaining this or that aesthetic plea to irritated associates. They listened with the open-mindedness of successful men; they acknowledged as a respectable circumstance that Craine’s stake in the issue wasn’t merely on the level of finance. They didn’t see, indeed, that much could be done. When material interests are of a certain magnitude there really isn’t much room for manoeuvre in front of them. But they tipped Craine to make a capital Lord Mayor. This was sagacious. He had never in fact had any other parade ground than London. Gog was his adjutant and Magog his A.D.C. His feeling for the City covered both its life and its material fabric.

  He was the more readily accepted as a man of taste because he had a modest disinclination to obtrude himself in that character. If he paused now to interpret through its scaffolding the new spire of St. Mary-le-Bow it wasn’t with any air of expertness. That he possessed a flair that way was something he had first come to acknowledge almost against the grain. The Medici, he had thought, were the last bankers not to look absurd when operating at all noticeably on such territory. But he had ended by accepting the bent, and he got a great deal of pleasure out of it. He thought and talked art when he felt like it, and when he didn’t he didn’t. This was one of his unabashed days. At this moment he was making a detour to be defended only on the score of aesthetic delectation.

  Of course, he told himself, drum and dome were best from across the river. In the old days at Garsington there had been a Duncan Grant that gave you that – and all in browns and greens which might have been assembled on the artist’s palette from Thames mud and slime. It was one very good way to paint, the way of the frugal Umbrians, who had dipped their brushes only in the olive grove and the vineyard. Walking down the chilly London street, Craine felt the tug of these things – Val d’Orcia or Val d’Arno – even as he thought of them. And then he paused, recalled to his surroundings. Yes – there it was: the aspect he had wanted.

  He stood like a tourist and stared. The best thing would be almost no buildings at all. Open vistas, the great cathedral rising clear to Wren’s intention, would be his own cup of tea. But, then again, wasn’t that to allow too much to the artistic slant? Life ought to press up against a great church, not withdraw from it respectfully. A civic monument was what you wanted, if it was a question of closing or crowning a view. You could argue, perhaps, that St. Paul’s is just that. Go inside and you may feel the place doesn’t contain much religion. Come out again and you may acknowledge that what it expresses is a sort of mercantile grandeur. That was what its survival through the bombing had seemed to symbolise the toughness of John Bull’s England – or Soames Forsyte’s. Surely the Lord is in this place. But the parsons aren’t always right. With Him there’s no “surely” about it. To some offered dwellings He has never been attracted. And f
rom others – perhaps immemorially august – He has removed Himself. Ravenna, for example. After century upon century of Christian worship, San Vitale speaks only to German tourists, instructed in the art of Byzantium. No hint of the numinous remains. If you want anything of the sort, you must find some obscure church round the corner.

  Craine turned away and walked on, questioning his own wandering mind. He recognised for the symptom it was this second cropping up of an image from abroad. If he could manage the time, it would be fun to get a spell in Provence or Tuscany. But that wasn’t a practical proposition. Not now. He halted before one of the largest of the rising buildings. The labyrinth of steel constituted a hieroglyph which he was constrained to read. Companies, groups, what they now called “Organisations” went through his head. Poised on a girder, a spider-man sailed across the sky – but his wasn’t the most hazardous position among those concerned with this colossal gesture of confidence. Craine knew where the headaches lurked. And he respected them. A cherished view of St. Paul’s or an unexpected glimpse of St. Mary Woolnoth was something, but the first consideration was to pay your way. The Forsytes had accepted that – perhaps excessively. Now it didn’t seem to be a piece of knowledge very widely diffused through the community. When it came to the plain business of paying their way, folk weren’t practical. The Londoners brushing him at the moment didn’t have a strong sense of economic fact ranged among the virtues that made him like them. They believed, bless them, that they could have their cake and eat it. They believed they could eat their cake and get another on the never-never or from the pools. You had to mind their p’s and q’s for them; you had to accept as yours the whole headache of the nation’s bread and cheese. Of course – Craine told himself – it isn’t philanthropy, public spirit, any confounded impertinence of that sort. It’s common sense and self-preservation – for if they go, I go too, and all my order with me. And it all applies particularly this year. My own interests, he thought, aren’t in bottoms that will be the first to founder. All the same, I’m on the bridge until September at least.

  Turning into Watling Street – it was absurd that men had taken to edging about the City in cabs: a flat degeneration, as bicycles would be in Venice – turning into Watling Street and hugging the narrow pavement, Craine repeated to himself particularly this year, and acknowledged some obscurely pleasurable sensation. It was different from his pleasure before St. Paul’s – and now he turned round on himself and asked whether it was nearly so reputable. The sense of responsibility was one thing, the lure of power was another – and the devil of it was that unobtrusive channels flowed between the two. God defend him from ever going into politics, from fancying himself on that bridge.

  Still, one has to try to think ahead. The huge buildings will go up, but cement is tumbling all the same. Housing has had its boost and will have to accept a damper now. And what about the chain stores – the poor man’s Army and Navy, the suburban housewife’s Harrods? I own – Craine reflected – to a nasty feeling in my stomach when I hear of another half-mile of counter being opened in those admirably aseptic palaces. Miraculous brave-new-worlds, in which young ladies sell you tolerable vests and pants without a blush – but booked for a damper too. And then what? Another sixpence, even a shilling off – and at once a whacking sales tax all round? It doesn’t sound too good, that, when you consider it dispassionately. You can’t tell what may come unstuck, if you do a thing like that; only a Third Programme economist could fancy he had a clue. Devaluation, then? Everything coming into the office suggests that the whole world expects that. But then the whole world is something you mustn’t give too much weight to.

  Craine watched a telegraph boy shoot past. You never know what a telegraph boy may bring you, these days.

  Damn the nation’s headache, Craine said to himself, turning in at a shabby doorway. Damn most of the workers and damn all the shareholders. After all, why not get away? Why not take Jill to Naples, to Rome? The Pope had been doing something in a snow-storm, but spring couldn’t be far behind him. Perhaps it would be possible to go in May. At the moment, even if he confounded business and ran for it, there were personal affairs that made a hobble. Jill’s money was giving him thought; it was on an errand concerned partly with it that he was bent now. New money had come in – and what was to be done with it? The market had disintegrated. Sell five hundred of this and you were all right. But try to sell five thousand, and there might be a drop of shillings. As for buying . . .

  Climbing narrow stairs, Craine shook his head. There was little in equities that he fancied at the moment. Probably one of the better discount houses was the answer.

  Yes, he said to himself as he passed a clatter of typewriters on a landing, a discount house. That’s it. And not Naples, he added inconsequently. Rome perhaps, but not Naples. He paused, ruminating, before a glass door. It had been an association of ideas not hard to distinguish. There was a degree of poverty that moneyed people couldn’t without indecency rub shoulders with. Rome would pass; Naples not.

  For a moment he continued to stand still. Had he been challenged, he would have had to admit that he was considering his limited life, the narrow figure he would cut if juxtaposed with some quite ordinary saints, the oddity, say, of his umbrella and hard hat and the stripes and creases on his trousers as these would appear draping a donor in even the darkest corner of a canvas. It was unaccountable, in a way, that he had married Jill; that Jill had married him. There had been an element of rebound to it – an ugly word. However, it was all right. Craine opened the door.

  A modest place; old-fashioned glass partitions with small ineptly functional windows here and there. The commissionaire was peering at him through one of these now. Craine’s father would have liked this set-up. But he had always snorted if you called a porter a commissionaire.

  “Mr. Groocock free?” Craine was aware of his own gentle voice and smile. These disconcerted people. They weren’t felt to be right for either the banker or the Berkshire squire. Unfortunately they were genuine things that it would be affectation to monkey with, even in order to save people from feeling perplexed. The trouble was his being aware of them was the small annoying superfluity of self-consciousness he had carried into maturity. It was debilitating, he told himself. He would catch his own voice, his own look, and always a grain of assurance fell through the glass, as if more and more he was constrained to agree with his casual acquaintance that he didn’t fit together too well. When his hour was up, it would be a soul without confidence who should present himself for judgment. But that, he added to himself with sanity, was just as it should be, after all.

  There was no doubt about Mr. Groocock being free. Framed in his stunted window, the commissionaire beamed a cockney beam, like a hard-working comedian on the cover of the Radio Times. He was aware that this visit of Mr. Craine’s was an affable thing; that Mr. Groocock, although the power behind his own little scene, might well have been required to take up his briefcase and traverse the city himself.

  Craine found himself knowing the commissionaire’s name. It couldn’t be called an effort of memory. Sometimes he commanded these felicities, and was grateful. Venturesomely, he asked after the man’s wife. The question was a hit. An operation had been successful and Mrs. Eggins was convalescing at Southend. Craine noticed that a shaft of sunshine had somehow penetrated this obscure place and was at play upon the glass partitions, turning them golden. He went into Mr. Groocock’s room.

  Groocock made, or responded to, general conversation. It wasn’t for him to do the turning to business. And Craine talked cheerfully, although the remainder of the day was tight. He had to give a man lunch – and for that matter a cigar, which took time – and then he wanted to get to Weidle’s. He had his eye on an Amico di Sandro. In fact more than an eye. He coveted the thing, and it wouldn’t be sold until he had decided. Amico di Sandro was a charming hypothesis: the unassuming friend of the painter of the Primavera. It had taken B. B. to think him up; and Craine didn’t at all mi
nd the same critic’s later uncreating word in the matter.

  Craine talked to Groocock about the Amico. In this dingy place it wasn’t bringing coals to Newcastle; rather it was like taking warmth and light from his pocket and planting them on Groocock’s well-ordered desk. Groocock knew who B. B. was; he knew whose buddy Amico had been – or would have been; he had been educated at the sort of progressive public school where there are lessons on art. So the talk prospered, and when they had finished talking pictures they talked land. Craine thought Groocock less sound – and rather a bore – on land. Groocock’s line was to felicitate him on being a landowner. Well, that was all right. But Groocock brought his own angle to it; he expatiated on landed property as a hedge against inflation. Utter bosh, like talking of feather beds for farmers. Back in the old Queen’s time, Craine’s grandfather had bought land for more money than he himself could realise on it today. That was an anomaly outside Groocock’s range. Craine moved on to his immediate affair.

  His stepchildren and his children were still alike quite young – although Jill’s two gave the effect of ticking off the years with a speed that surprised him. Tim Arnander was twelve and Charles Arnander eleven; sometimes you would swear that Jill couldn’t be their mother. As for the joint efforts – Jill’s and his – they were babies. He himself looked like their grandfather, he supposed. The present point was simple; one day or another the whole lot would come of age; and then money, advantageously tied up, must be waiting to carry them on. This was common prudence – particularly as some of them might declare for unprofitable pursuits: schoolmastering or writing poetry or composing symphonies. It was chiefly a matter for the lawyers. But there was an accountancy side to it, and for this Groocock was the man. Groocock handled Craine’s personal taxation. He had a pretty good notion of the present family set-up.