The Complete Beast House Chronicles

by Richard Laymon

  And Dana wasn’t so sure she wanted to find out.

  I don’t have to ask.

  As closing time approached, however, she began to have new worries.

  The shelves where she stored the tape players were nearly full. But not quite.

  They had three empty spaces.

  By six o’clock, the three players had still not been returned.

  Chapter Sixteen

  Sandy’s Story – August, 1980

  ‘I’ll go and get a shovel,’ Harry said. ‘Why don’t you ladies wait for me here?’

  ‘Aren’t you afraid we’ll leave?’ Sandy asked.

  ‘Leave if you want. You’re not my prisoners. But if you stay, I’ll help you bury the guy. And you can spend the night at my place. I think you two could use a little rest.’

  ‘Dat’s for damn sure,’ Lib said.

  ‘While I’m gone, maybe you should strip him. We’ll take his clothes and stuff back to the cabin with us and burn everything.’

  ‘Done this sort of thing before?’ Sandy asked.

  ‘Just common sense. His body might get found someday. Better if it can’t be identified.’

  ‘Yeah, that’s probably true,’ Sandy said.

  ‘Want the flashlight?’ Harry asked.

  ‘Don’t you need it?’

  ‘I can get by without it.’ He handed the flashlight to Sandy, then said, ‘I’ll be back in about ten minutes.’

  ‘Okay, see you.’

  ‘Bring us someting to drink, huh?’

  ‘I’ll see what I can find.’

  After he disappeared into the woods, Sandy could still hear his footsteps for a while. The crackling, crunching sounds finally faded out.

  ‘What do you think?’ she asked.

  ‘About what?’ Lib asked.

  ‘Him. Harry.’

  ‘Yum yum.’

  ‘I’m serious.’

  ‘Me, too.’

  ‘He’s seen Slade. And us.’

  ‘Guess he aims to help us.’

  ‘Do you really think so?’ Sandy asked.

  ‘He’s goin’ por a shovel.’

  ‘Maybe he’s going to call the cops.’

  ‘Nah,’ Lib said. ‘Ip he was gonna do dat, he would ob made us go wit him.’

  Sandy supposed she was right about that. The guy certainly hadn’t acted as if he wanted to have them arrested. He’d actually seemed shocked by their story, and sympathetic. But maybe he’d been too sympathetic, too eager to take their side. Maybe he had something up his sleeve.

  ‘I tink he’s gonna help us bury da bastard.’

  ‘Why would he want to do that?’ Sandy asked.

  ‘He’s a guy. We’re a couple ob babes. What da you tink? Probably wants to get in our pants.’

  ‘If he tries anything with me,’ Sandy said, ‘I’ll kill him.’

  ‘Well, don’t kill him till apter da hole’s dug.’

  ‘I’ll try not to.’

  ‘Shine dat light down here,’ Lib said, and crouched over Slade’s body.

  Sandy lowered the pale beam.

  ‘Dat’s good. You just hold it dare, and I’ll strip him.’

  First, Lib removed Slade’s wallet. Hardly giving it a glance, she tossed it to Sandy.

  Sandy caught the wallet.

  ‘Anything good in dat, we’ll split it pipty-pipty, okay?’

  ‘Sounds fair,’ Sandy said. She stuffed the wallet into the back pocket of her shorts.

  Lib searched the rest of Slade’s pockets, but didn’t take anything out. Then she removed his boots, his socks, and all the rest of his clothes. She stuffed his socks, underwear and ascot into his boots. After laying out his trousers on the ground, she spread his bloody, torn silk shirt along the legs and rolled them up together.

  ‘Dare,’ she said.

  ‘Don’t forget his wristwatch and rings.’

  Lib took them. ‘Dese oughta be wort a pew bucks,’ she said.

  ‘We’d better just get rid of them.’

  Standing up, Lib asked, ‘Gib ’em a toss?’

  ‘Not here. Later.’

  ‘Okie-doke.’ Lib dropped them into the pocket of her Blazing Babes shirt. They made the silk bulge and sag over her left breast.

  Sandy swept the flashlight down Slade’s body for a final check.

  ‘How da hell many times you stab dis guy?’ Lib asked.

  ‘A few.’

  ‘Damn sight more dan a pew. Whoo! Hope you don’t nebber get mad at me!’

  ‘Just be good to Eric and you won’t have to worry about it.’ Sandy shut off the light.

  ‘Hey, dat boy, he’s aces wit me.’

  Soon, Harry returned. Though he walked in darkness, he carried a lantern. It made quiet squeaking, clinking sounds as it swung by his left side. A shovel and pick ax, resting on his right shoulder, clanked together with each step he took.

  ‘Hello, ladies,’ he said.

  He crouched and set down the lantern. Using both hands, he lifted the tools off his shoulder and lowered them to the ground.

  ‘Brought you some refreshments,’ he said. The front pockets of his trousers were bulging. He reached in and pulled out two cans. ‘A beer for you, ma’am,’ he said, stepping forward and handing a can to Lib. ‘And a Pepsi for you, Charly.’ He gave a cold can to Sandy.

  ‘Thanks,’ Sandy said.

  Lib popped open her tab and took a long drink. Then she sighed. Then she said, ‘You’re a lipe-saber, Harry. Nuttin’ beats a cold brew, and dat’s a pact.’

  ‘Glad to be of service,’ he said. Then he turned away, squatted over his lantern and worked on it until it came alive, hissing like a bag of snakes and filling the clearing with brilliant light.

  ‘Jeez, that’s bright,’ Sandy said.

  ‘It’s supposed to be,’ Harry said.

  ‘What if somebody sees it?’

  ‘Not much chance of that.’ Rising, he picked up the lantern by its wire handle and turned toward the body. His back stiffened. He muttered, ‘Holy shit.’

  Sandy couldn’t blame him; Slade looked awful. She supposed he’d been no prize to begin with: soft and pudgy, his figure shaped like a bulb. In the glaring light, however, his dead skin was bluish-gray, his blood purple, his wounds raw, pulpy lips that looked wet and slippery.

  ‘You must’ve really hated him,’ Harry said.

  ‘Yeah,’ Sandy said. She sipped her soda, then added, ‘He wasn’t easy to kill, either.’

  ‘Well, let’s get him underground.’

  Harry picked up the shovel. Carrying the lantern low by his side, he wandered the clearing with his head down. Every so often, he paused and jabbed the shovel against the ground. Then he stopped near a far edge of the clearing, set down the lantern, and stomped the shovel in with his foot. ‘Somebody want to bring me the pick?’

  Sandy hefted the pick off the ground. With Lib by her side, she carried it over to Harry.

  ‘Don’t need it quite yet,’ he said.

  Sandy let the pick fall to the ground.

  Sipping their drinks, she and Lib watched Harry cut a shallow rectangle with the edge of his shovel. Then, slab by slab, he removed small sections of the surface soil along with the weeds and grass growing out of it. He set the slabs aside. When he was done, he had a three-by-six bed of bare earth. He started digging, piling the loose dirt at the opposite end from where he’d laid out the sod.

  ‘Is there something we can do to help?’ Sandy asked.

  ‘Not at the moment,’ he said. ‘Thanks, though.’

  A while later, he climbed out of the shallow hole. He took off his shirt, dropped it to the ground, and grabbed the pick ax. In the hole again, he swung the pick furiously, ripping into the earth. Sandy watched his muscles bulge and slide under his tanned skin. Soon, in spite of the night’s chill, his back was shiny with sweat.

  Switching to the shovel, he scooped out heaps of loose dirt and rocks.

  When he paused to rest, the grave was knee deep. He was gasping for air. His hair wa
s wet, matted down and clinging to his head. His dripping skin gleamed in the glare of the lantern.

  ‘Hand me my shirt?’ he asked.

  Before Sandy could make a move for it, Lib snatched it off the ground. Instead of taking the shirt to him, she stepped backward. ‘Whatcha want it por?’

  ‘Just hand it over, okay?’

  ‘Not ip you’re gonna put it on.’

  He smiled and shook his head. ‘I just want to wipe off my sweat.’

  ‘Reckon I’ll let you hab it, den.’ With that, she stepped forward and gave it to him.

  ‘Thanks.’

  Lib and Sandy both watched closely as he mopped the perspiration off his face, his broad shoulders, his chest, his belly.

  ‘Dat’s hot work, ain’t it?’ Lib said.

  ‘I’ll say.’

  ‘Betcha’d feel better ip you took opp dem pants.’

  He let out a short, breathless laugh. ‘Well, thanks for the suggestion. Think I’ll keep them on, though.’

  ‘Chicken.’

  ‘Cut it out, Lib,’ Sandy said.

  ‘Don’t he look hot?’

  ‘I’m sure he is hot.’

  ‘I’m fine,’ Harry insisted.

  ‘You’re mighty pine,’ Lib told him.

  ‘Well, thanks. You can hold this for me,’ he added, and tossed his shirt to her. Then he hefted the pick and began swinging it again.

  The next time he stopped to rest, Lib tossed the shirt to him without being asked. As he wiped his dripping body, Sandy said, ‘Isn’t that about deep enough?’

  ‘Not even up to my waist, yet.’

  ‘Pretty near,’ Lib said.

  ‘How deep are you planning to make it?’ Sandy asked.

  ‘Oh, I don’t know. Deeper than this.’

  ‘Maybe we should dig for a while,’ she suggested.

  ‘It’ll go quicker if I do it.’

  ‘Bullshit!’ Lib blurted. ‘I’m stronger dan ten men!’ With that, she stepped to the edge of the grave. Stopping there, she waved a hand furiously at Harry. ‘Outa my way! Make room por da best dang grabe-digger ebber walked da planet!’

  Gazing up at her, Harry shook his head. ‘Why don’t you just wait up there, and I’ll . . .’

  She jerked open her Blazing Babes shirt and pulled it off. Twisting sideways, she flung the shirt to Sandy. Bare to the waist, she threw her arms high and leaped into the grave.

  Harry scurried backward to get out of her way.

  She landed on her feet, stumbled, bumped against the steep dirt wall of the grave, pushed herself away from it and stood up straight. Turning around, she gave Sandy a thumbs-up. Then she faced Harry.

  ‘Howdy!’ she blurted.

  He shook his head. He glanced up at Sandy and shook his head some more. Then he said, ‘Howdy, Bambi. Maybe you should climb out, now. We can’t really get any digging done with both of us in here.’

  ‘You get out and I’ll dig,’ she said.

  ‘It’d be better if you got out.’

  ‘Come on, Mom,’ Sandy said.

  ‘Tink I can’t dig? I’m strong!’ Stepping up close to Harry, she raised her right arm and brought her fist toward her face like a bodybuilder posing. ‘See dat bicept?’

  ‘Very nice,’ Harry said.

  ‘Peel it.’

  ‘What?’

  ‘Peel my muscle.’

  ‘She wants you to feel it,’ Sandy translated.

  He made no move to feel it. ‘I’m sure it’s a fine muscle,’ he said.

  ‘You damn betcha. Gib it a peel.’

  ‘Thanks, but . . .’

  ‘Den how ’bout peelin’ my tits?’

  He glanced up at Sandy as if looking for another translation.

  ‘She wants you to feel her tits.’

  He grimaced. ‘I know, I know. I figured that out.’ To Lib, he said, ‘You really shouldn’t be doing this in front of Charly. I mean, come on. This is embarrassing. Why don’t you just climb on out of here and let me finish digging . . .’

  She threw herself forward, wrapping her arms around his back and squeezing herself against him.

  ‘Mom!’ Sandy cried out. ‘Stop that!’

  ‘Leabe us alone, dear.’

  ‘Let go, Bambi,’ Harry pleaded. ‘Come on. Please. This isn’t the time or the place.’

  ‘Good as any,’ she said, and slid down his body until Sandy could only see her head and hands. Her hands started unfastening Harry’s belt.

  ‘Quit it, Mom.’

  ‘Go away. Less ya wanta come in and join us.’

  ‘Hey,’ Harry said. ‘That’s not . . .’

  ‘Not enup room por tree ob us, anyhow.’

  Harry grimaced up at Sandy. ‘I’m sorry about this.’

  ‘It’s not your fault. It’s . . .’

  ‘Mine!’ Lib cried out, and jerked his trousers down.

  ‘Hey!’ Harry gasped. ‘Don’t!’ But he didn’t try to stop her. He just stood there, naked down as far as the hole’s edge allowed Sandy to see.

  She saw plenty.

  ‘Niiiiice!’ Lib said.

  Though Harry scowled and shook his head, he made no attempt to cover himself. To Sandy, he said, ‘You really shouldn’t be watching this.’

  ‘Aren’t you gonna stop her?’

  Lib let out a laugh.

  ‘I don’t know how I can stop her without . . .’

  He gasped and arched his back as Lib’s fingers slid around him.

  ‘. . . hurting her,’ he finished.

  ‘Hurt me wit dis, big boy.’

  ‘What about the hole?’ Sandy asked.

  ‘Mine comes pirst!’ Lib cried out, and laughed. Harry laughed, too.

  ‘Great,’ Sandy muttered. Then she turned her back on them.

  Through the hiss of the lantern, Sandy heard Harry moan.

  ‘How’s dat peel?’

  ‘Mmm.’

  ‘Come on down here.’ A short while later, Lib said, ‘Get dese opp me, honey.’

  ‘My pleasure,’ said Harry.

  Lib grunted a couple of times, then said, ‘Yeah, dat’s good. Mmmm. Nice and cool.’

  Then came lots of moaning and sighing. Sandy stood there. She thought about walking away. But she stayed. She wanted to listen. It was embarrassing to hear such things. But the sounds excited her, too. She could so easily picture what was happening – easily feel Harry’s body on top of her.

  It could be me down there. I’m ten times better looking than Lib.

  Shit, she’s ugly as sin with her mouth all busted up that way.

  How can he even stand to touch her?

  So who’d wanta make it with that jerk, anyway? He’s that damn eager to screw anything that moves . . . The hell with him.

  The hell with Lib, too. What is she, some kind of nympho? She doesn’t even know the guy.

  Lib suddenly cried out, ‘No. Stop! Yeeee! Dare’s sometin’ squirmy under me! Shit! Get opp! Get opp!’

  ‘Sorry, sorry. What is it?’

  ‘I don’t know!’

  ‘Probably just a worm or something,’ Harry said.

  ‘What do you expect?’ Sandy called. ‘Screwing in a grave?’

  ‘Shut da puck up! Get down here, Harry. You get on da bottom, ’n I’ll take da top. Okay?’

  ‘Sure.’

  ‘That way,’ Sandy called, ‘you get the worms, Harry.’

  ‘What are you, standing right there?’

  ‘Sort of. But I’m not watching.’

  ‘Why don’t you take a little walk?’

  ‘I’m fine right here.’

  ‘Den just shut up,’ Lib said.

  ‘It’s a free country.’

  ‘You’d better go away, Charly.’

  ‘Mom, don’t you think you’d better warn him?’

  ‘Warn me about what?’ Harry asked.

  ‘The diseases.’

  ‘You’re cruisin’ por a bruisin’, bitch.’

  ‘What diseases?’ Harry asked.

  ‘She’s l
yin’. I ain’t got nuttin’.’

  ‘You name it, she’s got it. If I had a whang, I wouldn’t let her anywhere near it.’

  ‘Don’t listen to her,’ Lib said. ‘She don’t know what she’s talkin’ about. She ain’t my daughter, por one ting.’

  ‘Mom!’

  ‘She don’t hardly eben know me. She’s just sayin’ dat shit ’cause she wants to stop you and me. She’s jealous. She wants you. She’s up dare all hot an boddered, creamin’ her pants.’

  ‘Like hell,’ Sandy said.

  ‘She’s not your daughter?’ Harry asked.

  ‘Shut up, Mom!’

  ‘I only just met her tonight.’

  ‘So who’s the dead guy?’

  ‘Some puckin’ movie director.’

  ‘Lib!’

  ‘He’s not her father?’

  ‘Nah.’

  ‘You’ve both been handing me a pack of lies?’

  ‘I’ll tell you all ’bout da trute apter we . . .’

  ‘Maybe you oughta get off me,’ Harry said. ‘I think we’d better . . .’

  ‘You want her?’ Lib asked. ‘You want Charly?’

  ‘I didn’t say that.’

  ‘Me pirst. You can hab her apter you get done wit me. I promise. She gibs you any shit, I’ll eben hold her down por you.’

  ‘But . . .’

  ‘Less you don’t want her.’

  ‘I don’t know. She’s just a kid.’

  ‘Dat don’t matter.’

  ‘I don’t know what’s going on, here. Let’s just stop so I can try to figure . . .’ He stopped talking and moaned.

  ‘Yesssss,’ Lib said.

  ‘Uh. God. Oh.’

  ‘All de waaaayyy.’

  ‘Mmmmm.’

  ‘You like?’

  ‘Oh. Yeah. God.’

  Sandy stepped to the edge of the grave with the lantern. All she could see of Harry were his legs. He seemed to be stretched out on the bottom of the grave, his trousers around his ankles. Lib’s jeans and shoes were down there, too. She was naked and on her knees, hunched over him, gasping and groaning as she moved up and down. Her back and buttocks were dirty.

  Sandy set down the lantern.

  She raised the shovel high and swung it down hard.

  Striking the back of Lib’s head, it rang out like a bell.

  Lib flopped down on Harry.

  ‘Hey!’ Harry gasped. ‘What’s going on? Bambi? Bambi? What the matter?’

  ‘I think the shovel hit her,’ Sandy said.

  ‘What?’