Complete Novels of E Nesbit

by Edith Nesbit

  ‘It really — Allow me.’

  A bell was rung. The porter appeared.

  ‘Mackenzie,’ said the gentleman, ‘you see that golden bird?’

  ‘Yes, sir.’

  The other breathed a sigh of relief.

  ‘It IS real, then?’

  ‘Yes, sir, of course, sir. You take it in your hand, sir,’ said the porter, sympathetically, and reached out his hand to the Phoenix, who shrank back on toes curved with agitated indignation.

  ‘Forbear!’ it cried; ‘how dare you seek to lay hands on me?’

  The porter saluted.

  ‘Beg pardon, sir,’ he said, ‘I thought you was a bird.’

  ‘I AM a bird — THE bird — the Phoenix.’

  ‘Of course you are, sir,’ said the porter. ‘I see that the first minute, directly I got my breath, sir.’

  ‘That will do,’ said the gentleman. ‘Ask Mr Wilson and Mr Sterry to step up here for a moment, please.’

  Mr Sterry and Mr Wilson were in their turn overcome by amazement — quickly followed by conviction. To the surprise of the children every one in the office took the Phoenix at its word, and after the first shock of surprise it seemed to be perfectly natural to every one that the Phoenix should be alive, and that, passing through London, it should call at its temple.

  ‘We ought to have some sort of ceremony,’ said the nicest gentleman, anxiously. ‘There isn’t time to summon the directors and shareholders — we might do that tomorrow, perhaps. Yes, the board-room would be best. I shouldn’t like it to feel we hadn’t done everything in our power to show our appreciation of its condescension in looking in on us in this friendly way.’

  The children could hardly believe their ears, for they had never thought that any one but themselves would believe in the Phoenix. And yet every one did; all the men in the office were brought in by twos and threes, and the moment the Phoenix opened its beak it convinced the cleverest of them, as well as those who were not so clever. Cyril wondered how the story would look in the papers next day. He seemed to see the posters in the streets:

  PHOENIX FIRE OFFICE

  THE PHOENIX AT ITS TEMPLE

  MEETING TO WELCOME IT

  DELIGHT OF THE MANAGER AND EVERYBODY.

  ‘Excuse our leaving you a moment,’ said the nice gentleman, and he went away with the others; and through the half-closed door the children could hear the sound of many boots on stairs, the hum of excited voices explaining, suggesting, arguing, the thumpy drag of heavy furniture being moved about.

  The Phoenix strutted up and down the leather-covered table, looking over its shoulder at its pretty back.

  ‘You see what a convincing manner I have,’ it said proudly.

  And now a new gentleman came in and said, bowing low —

  ‘Everything is prepared — we have done our best at so short a notice; the meeting — the ceremony — will be in the board-room. Will the Honourable Phoenix walk — it is only a few steps — or would it like to be — would it like some sort of conveyance?’

  ‘My Robert will bear me to the board-room, if that be the unlovely name of my temple’s inmost court,’ replied the bird.

  So they all followed the gentleman. There was a big table in the board-room, but it had been pushed right up under the long windows at one side, and chairs were arranged in rows across the room — like those you have at schools when there is a magic lantern on ‘Our Eastern Empire’, or on ‘The Way We Do in the Navy’. The doors were of carved wood, very beautiful, with a carved Phoenix above. Anthea noticed that the chairs in the front rows were of the kind that her mother so loved to ask the price of in old furniture shops, and never could buy, because the price was always nearly twenty pounds each. On the mantelpiece were some heavy bronze candlesticks and a clock, and on the top of the clock was another image of the Phoenix.

  ‘Remove that effigy,’ said the Phoenix to the gentlemen who were there, and it was hastily taken down. Then the Phoenix fluttered to the middle of the mantelpiece and stood there, looking more golden than ever. Then every one in the house and the office came in — from the cashier to the women who cooked the clerks’ dinners in the beautiful kitchen at the top of the house. And every one bowed to the Phoenix and then sat down in a chair.

  ‘Gentlemen,’ said the nicest gentleman, ‘we have met here today—’

  The Phoenix was turning its golden beak from side to side.

  ‘I don’t notice any incense,’ it said, with an injured sniff. A hurried consultation ended in plates being fetched from the kitchen. Brown sugar, sealing-wax, and tobacco were placed on these, and something from a square bottle was poured over it all. Then a match was applied. It was the only incense that was handy in the Phoenix office, and it certainly burned very briskly and smoked a great deal.

  ‘We have met here today,’ said the gentleman again, ‘on an occasion unparalleled in the annals of this office. Our respected Phoenix—’

  ‘Head of the House,’ said the Phoenix, in a hollow voice.

  ‘I was coming to that. Our respected Phoenix, the Head of this ancient House, has at length done us the honour to come among us. I think I may say, gentlemen, that we are not insensible to this honour, and that we welcome with no uncertain voice one whom we have so long desired to see in our midst.’

  Several of the younger clerks thought of saying ‘Hear, hear,’ but they feared it might seem disrespectful to the bird.

  ‘I will not take up your time,’ the speaker went on, ‘by recapitulating the advantages to be derived from a proper use of our system of fire insurance. I know, and you know, gentlemen, that our aim has ever been to be worthy of that eminent bird whose name we bear, and who now adorns our mantelpiece with his presence. Three cheers, gentlemen, for the winged Head of the House!’

  The cheers rose, deafening. When they had died away the Phoenix was asked to say a few words.

  It expressed in graceful phrases the pleasure it felt in finding itself at last in its own temple.

  ‘And,’ it went on, ‘You must not think me wanting in appreciation of your very hearty and cordial reception when I ask that an ode may be recited or a choric song sung. It is what I have always been accustomed to.’

  The four children, dumb witnesses of this wonderful scene, glanced a little nervously across the foam of white faces above the sea of black coats. It seemed to them that the Phoenix was really asking a little too much.

  ‘Time presses,’ said the Phoenix, ‘and the original ode of invocation is long, as well as being Greek; and, besides, it’s no use invoking me when here I am; but is there not a song in your own tongue for a great day such as this?’

  Absently the manager began to sing, and one by one the rest joined —

  ‘Absolute security!

  No liability!

  All kinds of property

  insured against fire.

  Terms most favourable,

  Expenses reasonable,

  Moderate rates for annual

  Insurance.’

  ‘That one is NOT my favourite,’ interrupted the Phoenix, ‘and I think you’ve forgotten part of it.’

  The manager hastily began another —

  ‘O Golden Phoenix, fairest bird,

  The whole great world has often heard

  Of all the splendid things we do,

  Great Phoenix, just to honour you.’

  ‘That’s better,’ said the bird. And every one sang —

  ‘Class one, for private dwelling-house,

  For household goods and shops allows;

  Provided these are built of brick

  Or stone, and tiled and slated thick.’

  ‘Try another verse,’ said the Phoenix, ‘further on.’

  And again arose the voices of all the clerks and employees and managers and secretaries and cooks —

  ‘In Scotland our insurance yields

  The price of burnt-up stacks in fields.’

  ‘Skip that verse,’ said the Phoenix.

 
‘Thatched dwellings and their whole contents

  We deal with — also with their rents;

  Oh, glorious Phoenix, look and see

  That these are dealt with in class three.

  ‘The glories of your temple throng

  Too thick to go in any song;

  And we attend, O good and wise,

  To “days of grace” and merchandise.

  ‘When people’s homes are burned away

  They never have a cent to pay

  If they have done as all should do,

  O Phoenix, and have honoured you.

  ‘So let us raise our voice and sing

  The praises of the Phoenix King.

  In classes one and two and three,

  Oh, trust to him, for kind is he!’

  ‘I’m sure YOU’RE very kind,’ said the Phoenix; ‘and now we must be going. An thank you very much for a very pleasant time. May you all prosper as you deserve to do, for I am sure a nicer, pleasanter-spoken lot of temple attendants I have never met, and never wish to meet. I wish you all good-day!’

  It fluttered to the wrist of Robert and drew the four children from the room. The whole of the office staff followed down the wide stairs and filed into their accustomed places, and the two most important officials stood on the steps bowing till Robert had buttoned the golden bird in his Norfolk bosom, and it and he and the three other children were lost in the crowd.

  The two most important gentlemen looked at each other earnestly and strangely for a moment, and then retreated to those sacred inner rooms, where they toil without ceasing for the good of the House.

  And the moment they were all in their places — managers, secretaries, clerks, and porters — they all started, and each looked cautiously round to see if any one was looking at him. For each thought that he had fallen asleep for a few minutes, and had dreamed a very odd dream about the Phoenix and the board-room. And, of course, no one mentioned it to any one else, because going to sleep at your office is a thing you simply MUST NOT do.

  The extraordinary confusion of the board-room, with the remains of the incense in the plates, would have shown them at once that the visit of the Phoenix had been no dream, but a radiant reality, but no one went into the board-room again that day; and next day, before the office was opened, it was all cleaned and put nice and tidy by a lady whose business asking questions was not part of. That is why Cyril read the papers in vain on the next day and the day after that; because no sensible person thinks his dreams worth putting in the paper, and no one will ever own that he has been asleep in the daytime.

  The Phoenix was very pleased, but it decided to write an ode for itself. It thought the ones it had heard at its temple had been too hastily composed. Its own ode began —

  ‘For beauty and for modest worth

  The Phoenix has not its equal on earth.’

  And when the children went to bed that night it was still trying to cut down the last line to the proper length without taking out any of what it wanted to say.

  That is what makes poetry so difficult.

  CHAPTER 6. DOING GOOD

  ‘We shan’t be able to go anywhere on the carpet for a whole week, though,’ said Robert.

  ‘And I’m glad of it,’ said Jane, unexpectedly.

  ‘Glad?’ said Cyril; ‘GLAD?’

  It was breakfast-time, and mother’s letter, telling them how they were all going for Christmas to their aunt’s at Lyndhurst, and how father and mother would meet them there, having been read by every one, lay on the table, drinking hot bacon-fat with one corner and eating marmalade with the other.

  ‘Yes, glad,’ said Jane. ‘I don’t want any more things to happen just now. I feel like you do when you’ve been to three parties in a week — like we did at granny’s once — and extras in between, toys and chocs and things like that. I want everything to be just real, and no fancy things happening at all.’ ‘I don’t like being obliged to keep things from mother,’ said Anthea. ‘I don’t know why, but it makes me feel selfish and mean.’

  ‘If we could only get the mater to believe it, we might take her to the jolliest places,’ said Cyril, thoughtfully. ‘As it is, we’ve just got to be selfish and mean — if it is that — but I don’t feel it is.’

  ‘I KNOW it isn’t, but I FEEL it is,’ said Anthea, ‘and that’s just as bad.’

  ‘It’s worse,’ said Robert; ‘if you knew it and didn’t feel it, it wouldn’t matter so much.’

  ‘That’s being a hardened criminal, father says,’ put in Cyril, and he picked up mother’s letter and wiped its corners with his handkerchief, to whose colour a trifle of bacon-fat and marmalade made but little difference.

  ‘We’re going to-morrow, anyhow,’ said Robert. ‘Don’t,’ he added, with a good-boy expression on his face—’don’t let’s be ungrateful for our blessings; don’t let’s waste the day in saying how horrid it is to keep secrets from mother, when we all know Anthea tried all she knew to give her the secret, and she wouldn’t take it. Let’s get on the carpet and have a jolly good wish. You’ll have time enough to repent of things all next week.’

  ‘Yes,’ said Cyril, ‘let’s. It’s not really wrong.’

  ‘Well, look here,’ said Anthea. ‘You know there’s something about Christmas that makes you want to be good — however little you wish it at other times. Couldn’t we wish the carpet to take us somewhere where we should have the chance to do some good and kind action? It would be an adventure just the same,’ she pleaded.

  ‘I don’t mind,’ said Cyril. ‘We shan’t know where we’re going, and that’ll be exciting. No one knows what’ll happen. We’d best put on our outers in case—’

  ‘We might rescue a traveller buried in the snow, like St Bernard dogs, with barrels round our necks,’ said Jane, beginning to be interested.

  ‘Or we might arrive just in time to witness a will being signed — more tea, please,’ said Robert, ‘and we should see the old man hide it away in the secret cupboard; and then, after long years, when the rightful heir was in despair, we should lead him to the hidden panel and—’

  ‘Yes,’ interrupted Anthea; ‘or we might be taken to some freezing garret in a German town, where a poor little pale, sick child—’

  ‘We haven’t any German money,’ interrupted Cyril, ‘so THAT’S no go. What I should like would be getting into the middle of a war and getting hold of secret intelligence and taking it to the general, and he would make me a lieutenant or a scout, or a hussar.’

  When breakfast was cleared away, Anthea swept the carpet, and the children sat down on it, together with the Phoenix, who had been especially invited, as a Christmas treat, to come with them and witness the good and kind action they were about to do.

  Four children and one bird were ready, and the wish was wished.

  Every one closed its eyes, so as to feel the topsy-turvy swirl of the carpet’s movement as little as possible.

  When the eyes were opened again the children found themselves on the carpet, and the carpet was in its proper place on the floor of their own nursery at Camden Town.

  ‘I say,’ said Cyril, ‘here’s a go!’

  ‘Do you think it’s worn out? The wishing part of it, I mean?’ Robert anxiously asked the Phoenix.

  ‘It’s not that,’ said the Phoenix; ‘but — well — what did you wish — ?’

  ‘Oh! I see what it means,’ said Robert, with deep disgust; ‘it’s like the end of a fairy story in a Sunday magazine. How perfectly beastly!’

  ‘You mean it means we can do kind and good actions where we are? I see. I suppose it wants us to carry coals for the cook or make clothes for the bare heathens. Well, I simply won’t. And the last day and everything. Look here!’ Cyril spoke loudly and firmly. ‘We want to go somewhere really interesting, where we have a chance of doing something good and kind; we don’t want to do it here, but somewhere else. See? Now, then.’

  The obedient carpet started instantly, and the four children and one bird fell in a heap t
ogether, and as they fell were plunged in perfect darkness.

  ‘Are you all there?’ said Anthea, breathlessly, through the black dark. Every one owned that it was there.

  ‘Where are we? Oh! how shivery and wet it is! Ugh! — oh! — I’ve put my hand in a puddle!’

  ‘Has any one got any matches?’ said Anthea, hopelessly. She felt sure that no one would have any.

  It was then that Robert, with a radiant smile of triumph that was quite wasted in the darkness, where, of course, no one could see anything, drew out of his pocket a box of matches, struck a match and lighted a candle — two candles. And every one, with its mouth open, blinked at the sudden light.

  ‘Well done Bobs,’ said his sisters, and even Cyril’s natural brotherly feelings could not check his admiration of Robert’s foresight.

  ‘I’ve always carried them about ever since the lone tower day,’ said Robert, with modest pride. ‘I knew we should want them some day. I kept the secret well, didn’t I?’

  ‘Oh, yes,’ said Cyril, with fine scorn. ‘I found them the Sunday after, when I was feeling in your Norfolks for the knife you borrowed off me. But I thought you’d only sneaked them for Chinese lanterns, or reading in bed by.’

  ‘Bobs,’ said Anthea, suddenly, ‘do you know where we are? This is the underground passage, and look there — there’s the money and the money-bags, and everything.’

  By this time the ten eyes had got used to the light of the candles, and no one could help seeing that Anthea spoke the truth.

  ‘It seems an odd place to do good and kind acts in, though,’ said Jane. ‘There’s no one to do them to.’

  ‘Don’t you be too sure,’ said Cyril; ‘just round the next turning we might find a prisoner who has languished here for years and years, and we could take him out on our carpet and restore him to his sorrowing friends.’

  ‘Of course we could,’ said Robert, standing up and holding the candle above his head to see further off; ‘or we might find the bones of a poor prisoner and take them to his friends to be buried properly — that’s always a kind action in books, though I never could see what bones matter.’

  ‘I wish you wouldn’t,’ said Jane.