Complete Novels of E Nesbit

by Edith Nesbit

  “‘Sir, — Yours of the fifteenth duly to hand. With regard to the mortgage on your land, we regret our inability — —’”

  “Stow it!” cried the man, turning threateningly on Gerald.

  He stepped out of the enclosure explaining that there was nothing of that sort in his letter; but nobody believed him, and a buzz of interested chatter began in the crowd, ceasing abruptly when Gerald began to speak.

  “Now,” said he, laying the nine pennies down on the shawl, “you keep your eyes on those pennies, and one by one you’ll see them disappear.”

  “STOW IT!” CRIED THE MAN, TURNING THREATENINGLY ON GERALD.

  And of course they did. Then one by one they were laid down again by the invisible hand of Mabel. The crowd clapped loudly. “Brayvo!” “That’s something like!” “Show us another!” cried the people in the front rank. And those behind pushed forward.

  “Now,” said Gerald, “you’ve seen what I can do, but I don’t do any more till I see five shillings on this carpet.”

  And in two minutes seven-and-threepence lay there and Gerald did a little more conjuring.

  When the people in front didn’t want to give any more money, Gerald asked them to stand back and let the others have a look in. I wish I had time to tell you of all the tricks he did — the grass round his enclosure was absolutely trampled off by the feet of the people who thronged to look at him. There is really hardly any limit to the wonders you can do if you have an invisible accomplice. All sorts of things were made to move about, apparently by themselves, and even to vanish — into the folds of Mabel’s clothing. The woman stood by, looking more and more pleasant as she saw the money come tumbling in, and beating her shabby drum every time Gerald stopped conjuring.

  The news of the conjurer had spread all over the fair. The crowd was frantic with admiration. The man who ran the cocoanut shies begged Gerald to throw in his lot with him; the owner of the rifle gallery offered him free board and lodging and go shares; and a brisk, broad lady, in stiff black silk and a violet bonnet, tried to engage him for the forthcoming Bazaar for Reformed Bandsmen.

  And all this time the others mingled with the crowd — quite unobserved, for who could have eyes for any one but Gerald? It was getting quite late, long past tea-time, and Gerald, who was getting very tired indeed, and was quite satisfied with his share of the money, was racking his brains for a way to get out of it.

  “How are we to hook it?” he murmured, as Mabel made his cap disappear from his head by the simple process of taking it off and putting it in her pocket. “They’ll never let us get away. I didn’t think of that before.”

  “Let me think!” whispered Mabel; and next moment she said, close to his ear: “Divide the money, and give her something for the shawl. Put the money on it and say....” She told him what to say.

  Gerald’s pitch was in the shade of the tent; otherwise, of course, every one would have seen the shadow of the invisible Mabel as she moved about making things vanish.

  Gerald told the woman to divide the money, which she did honestly enough.

  “Now,” he said, while the impatient crowd pressed closer and closer. “I’ll give you five bob for your shawl.”

  “Seven-and-six,” said the woman mechanically.

  “Righto!” said Gerald, putting his heavy share of the money in his trouser pocket.

  “This shawl will now disappear,” he said, picking it up. He handed it to Mabel, who put it on; and, of course, it disappeared. A roar of applause went up from the audience.

  “Now,” he said, “I come to the last trick of all. I shall take three steps backward and vanish.” He took three steps backward, Mabel wrapped the invisible shawl round him, and — he did not vanish. The shawl, being invisible, did not conceal him in the least.

  “Yah!” cried a boy’s voice in the crowd. “Look at ‘im! ‘E knows ‘e can’t do it.”

  “I wish I could put you in my pocket,” said Mabel. The crowd was crowding closer. At any moment they might touch Mabel, and then anything might happen — simply anything. Gerald took hold of his hair with both hands, as his way was when he was anxious or discouraged. Mabel, in invisibility, wrung her hands, as people are said to do in books; that is, she clasped them and squeezed very tight.

  “Oh!” she whispered suddenly, “it’s loose. I can get it off.”

  “Not — —”

  “Yes — the ring.”

  “Come on, young master. Give us summat for our money,” a farm labourer shouted.

  “I will,” said Gerald. “This time I really will vanish. Slip round into the tent,” he whispered to Mabel. “Push the ring under the canvas. Then slip out at the back and join the others. When I see you with them I’ll disappear. Go slow, and I’ll catch you up.”

  “It’s me,” said a pale and obvious Mabel in the ear of Kathleen. “He’s got the ring; come on, before the crowd begins to scatter.”

  As they went out of the gate they heard a roar of surprise and annoyance rise from the crowd, and knew that this time Gerald really had disappeared.

  They had gone a mile before they heard footsteps on the road, and looked back. No one was to be seen.

  Next moment Gerald’s voice spoke out of clear, empty-looking space.

  “Halloa!” it said gloomily.

  “How horrid!” cried Mabel; “you did make me jump! Take the ring off. It makes me feel quite creepy, you being nothing but a voice.”

  “So did you us,” said Jimmy.

  “Don’t take it off yet,” said Kathleen, who was really rather thoughtful for her age, “because you’re still black, I suppose, and you might be recognised, and eloped with by gipsies, so that you should go on doing conjuring for ever and ever.”

  “I should take it off,” said Jimmy; “it’s no use going about invisible, and people seeing us with Mabel and saying we’ve eloped with her.”

  “Yes,” said Mabel impatiently, “that would be simply silly. And, besides, I want my ring.”

  “It’s not yours any more than ours, anyhow,” said Jimmy.

  “Yes, it is,” said Mabel.

  “Oh, stow it!” said the weary voice of Gerald beside her. “What’s the use of jawing?”

  “I want the ring,” said Mabel, rather mulishly.

  “Want” — the words came out of the still evening air—”want must be your master. You can’t have the ring. I can’t get it off!”

  CHAPTER IV

  The difficulty was not only that Gerald had got the ring on and couldn’t get it off, and was therefore invisible, but that Mabel, who had been invisible and therefore possible to be smuggled into the house, was now plain to be seen and impossible for smuggling purposes.

  The children would have not only to account for the apparent absence of one of themselves, but for the obvious presence of a perfect stranger.

  “I can’t go back to aunt. I can’t and I won’t,” said Mabel firmly, “not if I was visible twenty times over.”

  “She’d smell a rat if you did.” Gerald owned—”about the motor-car, I mean, and the adopting lady. And what we’re to say to Mademoiselle about you —— !” He tugged at the ring.

  “Suppose you told the truth,” said Mabel meaningly.

  “She wouldn’t believe it,” said Cathy; “or, if she did, she’d go stark, staring, raving mad.”

  “No,” said Gerald’s voice, “we daren’t tell her. But she’s really rather decent. Let’s ask her to let you stay the night because it’s too late for you to get home.”

  “That’s all right,” said Jimmy, “but what about you?”

  “I shall go to bed,” said Gerald, “with a bad headache. Oh, that’s not a lie! I’ve got one right enough. It’s the sun, I think. I know blacklead attracts the concentration of the sun.”

  “More likely the pears and the gingerbread,” said Jimmy unkindly. “Well, let’s get along. I wish it was me was invisible. I’d do something different from going to bed with a silly headache, I know that.”

 
“What would you do?” asked the voice of Gerald just behind him.

  “Do keep in one place, you silly cuckoo!” said Jimmy. “You make me feel all jumpy.” He had indeed jumped rather violently. “Here, walk between Cathy and me.”

  “What would you do?” repeated Gerald, from that apparently unoccupied position.

  “I’d be a burglar,” said Jimmy.

  Cathy and Mabel in one breath reminded him how wrong burgling was, and Jimmy replied:

  “Well, then — a detective.”

  “There’s got to be something to detect before you can begin detectiving,” said Mabel.

  “Detectives don’t always detect things,” said Jimmy, very truly. “If I couldn’t be any other kind I’d be a baffled detective. You could be one all right, and have no end of larks just the same. Why don’t you do it?”

  “It’s exactly what I am going to do,” said Gerald. “We’ll go round by the police-station and see what they’ve got in the way of crimes.”

  They did, and read the notices on the board outside. Two dogs had been lost, a purse, and a portfolio of papers “of no value to any but the owner.” Also Houghton Grange had been broken into and a quantity of silver plate stolen. “Twenty pounds reward offered for any information that may lead to the recovery of the missing property.”

  “That burglary’s my lay,” said Gerald; “I’ll detect that. Here comes Johnson,” he added; “he’s going off duty. Ask him about it.” The fell detective, being invisible, was unable to pump the constable, but the young brother of our hero made the inquiries in quite a creditable manner. “Be creditable, Jimmy.”

  Jimmy hailed the constable.

  “Halloa, Johnson!” he said.

  And Johnson replied: “Halloa, young shaver!”

  “Shaver yourself!” said Jimmy, but without malice.

  “What are you doing this time of night?” the constable asked jocosely. “All the dicky birds is gone to their little nesteses.”

  “We’ve been to the fair,” said Kathleen. “There was a conjurer there. I wish you could have seen him.”

  “Heard about him,” said Johnson; “all fake, you know. The quickness of the ‘and deceives the hi.”

  Such is fame. Gerald, standing in the shadow, jingled the loose money in his pocket to console himself.

  “What’s that?” the policeman asked quickly.

  “WHAT’S THAT?” THE POLICEMAN ASKED QUICKLY.

  “Our money jingling,” said Jimmy, with perfect truth.

  “It’s well to be some people,” Johnson remarked; “wish I’d got my pockets full to jingle with.”

  “Well, why haven’t you?” asked Mabel. “Why don’t you get that twenty pounds reward?”

  “I’ll tell you why I don’t. Because in this ‘ere realm of liberty, and Britannia ruling the waves, you aint allowed to arrest a chap on suspicion, even if you know puffickly well who done the job.”

  “What a shame!” said Jimmy warmly. “And who do you think did it?”

  “I don’t think — I know.” Johnson’s voice was ponderous as his boots. “It’s a man what’s known to the police on account of a heap o’ crimes he’s done, but we never can’t bring it ‘ome to ‘im, nor yet get sufficient evidence to convict.”

  “Well,” said Jimmy, “when I’ve left school I’ll come to you and be apprenticed, and be a detective. Just now I think we’d better get home and detect our supper. Good-night!”

  They watched the policeman’s broad form disappear through the swing door of the police-station; and as it settled itself into quiet again the voice of Gerald was heard complaining bitterly.

  “You’ve no more brains than a halfpenny bun,” he said: “no details about how and when the silver was taken.”

  “But he told us he knew,” Jimmy urged.

  “Yes, that’s all you’ve got out of him. A silly policeman’s silly idea. Go home and detect your precious supper! It’s all you’re fit for.”

  “What’ll you do about supper?” Mabel asked.

  “Buns!” said Gerald, “halfpenny buns. They’ll make me think of my dear little brother and sister. Perhaps you’ve got enough sense to buy buns? I can’t go into a shop in this state.”

  “Don’t you be so disagreeable,” said Mabel with spirit. “We did our best. If I were Cathy you should whistle for your nasty buns.”

  “If you were Cathy the gallant young detective would have left home long ago. Better the cabin of a tramp steamer than the best family mansion that’s got a brawling sister in it,” said Gerald. “You’re a bit of an outsider at present, my gentle maiden. Jimmy and Cathy know well enough when their bold leader is chaffing and when he isn’t.”

  “Not when we can’t see your face we don’t,” said Cathy, in tones of relief. “I really thought you were in a flaring wax, and so did Jimmy, didn’t you?”

  “Oh, rot!” said Gerald. “Come on! This way to the bun shop.”

  They went. And it was while Cathy and Jimmy were in the shop and the others were gazing through the glass at the jam tarts and Swiss rolls and Victoria sandwiches and Bath buns under the spread yellow muslin in the window, that Gerald discoursed in Mabel’s ear of the plans and hopes of one entering on a detective career.

  “I shall keep my eyes open to-night, I can tell you,” he began. “I shall keep my eyes skinned, and no jolly error. The invisible detective may not only find out about the purse and the silver, but detect some crime that isn’t even done yet. And I shall hang about until I see some suspicious-looking characters leave the town, and follow them furtively and catch them red-handed, with their hands full of priceless jewels, and hand them over.”

  “Oh!” cried Mabel, so sharply and suddenly that Gerald was roused from his dream to express sympathy.

  “Pain?” he said quite kindly. “It’s the apples — they were rather hard.”

  “Oh, it’s not that,” said Mabel very earnestly. “Oh, how awful! I never thought of that before.”

  “Never thought of what?” Gerald asked impatiently.

  “The window.”

  “What window?”

  “The panelled-room window. At home, you know — at the castle. That settles it — I must go home. We left it open and the shutters as well, and all the jewels and things there. Auntie’ll never go in; she never does. That settles it; I must go home — now — this minute.”

  Here the others issued from the shop, bun-bearing, and the situation was hastily explained to them.

  “I MUST GO HOME — NOW — THIS MINUTE.”

  “So you see I must go,” Mabel ended.

  And Kathleen agreed that she must.

  But Jimmy said he didn’t see what good it would do. “Because the key’s inside the door, anyhow.”

  “She will be cross,” said Mabel sadly. “She’ll have to get the gardeners to get a ladder and — —”

  “Hooray!” said Gerald. “Here’s me! Nobler and more secret than gardeners or ladders was the invisible Jerry. I’ll climb in at the window — it’s all ivy, I know I could — and shut the window and the shutters all sereno, put the key back on the nail, and slip out unperceived the back way, threading my way through the maze of unconscious retainers. There’ll be plenty of time. I don’t suppose burglars begin their fell work until the night is far advanced.”

  “Won’t you be afraid?” Mabel asked. “Will it be safe — suppose you were caught?”

  “As houses. I can’t be,” Gerald answered, and wondered that the question came from Mabel and not from Kathleen, who was usually inclined to fuss a little annoyingly about the danger and folly of adventures.

  But all Kathleen said was, “Well, goodbye: we’ll come and see you to-morrow, Mabel. The floral temple at half-past ten. I hope you won’t get into an awful row about the motor-car lady.”

  “Let’s detect our supper now,” said Jimmy.

  “All right,” said Gerald a little bitterly. It is hard to enter on an adventure like this and to find the sympathetic interest of years suddenl
y cut off at the meter, as it were. Gerald felt that he ought, at a time like this, to have been the centre of interest. And he wasn’t. They could actually talk about supper. Well, let them. He didn’t care! He spoke with sharp sternness: “Leave the pantry window undone for me to get in by when I’ve done my detecting. Come on, Mabel.” He caught her hand. “Bags I the buns, though,” he added, by a happy afterthought, and snatching the bag, pressed it on Mabel, and the sound of four boots echoed on the pavement of the High Street as the outlines of the running Mabel grew small with distance.

  Mademoiselle was in the drawing-room. She was sitting by the window in the waning light reading letters.

  “Ah, vous voici!” she said unintelligibly. “You are again late; and my little Gerald, where is he?”

  This was an awful moment. Jimmy’s detective scheme had not included any answer to this inevitable question. The silence was unbroken till Jimmy spoke.

  “He said he was going to bed because he had a headache.” And this, of course, was true.

  “This poor Gerald!” said Mademoiselle. “Is it that I should mount him some supper?”

  “He never eats anything when he’s got one of his headaches,” Kathleen said. And this also was the truth.

  Jimmy and Kathleen went to bed, wholly untroubled by anxiety about their brother, and Mademoiselle pulled out the bundle of letters and read them amid the ruins of the simple supper.

  “It is ripping being out late like this,” said Gerald through the soft summer dusk.

  “Yes,” said Mabel, a solitary-looking figure plodding along the high-road. “I do hope auntie won’t be very furious.”

  “Have another bun,” suggested Gerald kindly, and a sociable munching followed.

  It was the aunt herself who opened to a very pale and trembling Mabel the door which is appointed for the entrances and exits of the domestic staff at Yalding Towers. She looked over Mabel’s head first, as if she expected to see some one taller. Then a very small voice said: —