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50 Things You're Not Supposed To Know: Religion

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by Daniele Bolelli


  But in 1948, it looked like all of this could change. After enduring two thousand years of persecution, Jews finally managed to once again have a homeland of their own. Now that they had their own country, they would no longer have to live in fear. The creation of the state of Israel was seen as the dawn of a future of peace.

  Things, however, didn't exactly work out that way.

  With the usual Jewish luck, the promise of everlasting peace lasted almost a whole day. Barely 24 hours after Israel had become an independent state, the armies of four different countries (Egypt, Syria, Iraq and Lebanon) decided that the Jews shouldn't get too spoiled by peace and attacked them. The Israeli army managed to beat down its opponents, but a few more wars, never ending diplomatic efforts and sixty-plus years later, Jews and Muslims are not any closer to get along than they were in 1948.

  Most Jews claim that the land belongs to them, since it was promised by God to Abraham, and was to be the “holy land” for his descendants. Most Muslims apparently didn't receive God's memo, and stand by the idea that Jews are squatters onto lands that had been in Muslim hands for hundreds of years. To make things more fun, they also claim that the land holds for them religious importance.

  And religion is precisely what makes this conflict next to impossible to resolve peacefully. If this was only about some random piece of land, it wouldn't be too hard to find a compromise. Hell … just to avoid the headache, the United Nations could just dump insane amounts of money on any country poor economically but rich in acres, and buy a different land base for a new state of Israel. Perhaps, we could just move Israel to Paraguay and be done with it.

  But once you throw religion into the mix, then the game changes, since giving up even one cubic inch of “holy land” would be a betrayal of a deal made with God. And so my brilliant Paraguayan solution is bound not to work (which kind of sucks, since I had a perfect spot on my bookshelf for the Nobel Peace Prize I would have undoubtedly received for solving the Israeli-Arab conflict).

  The more extreme factions among Palestinians and allied Arabs deny Israel's very right to exist. The more extreme fundamentalist Jews will not be satisfied until they conquer every foot of the land they believed was set aside for them by God. This is why with absolute regularity, whenever cooler heads on both sides try to work some kind of compromise, their own people sabotage the peace process. Just go ask Yitzhak Rabin, the Israeli prime minister, who was working on a peace agreement with the Palestinians … On second thought, don't go ask him, since he probably wouldn't be very loquacious. A Jewish fundamentalist, in fact, gunned him down to prevent any hope of peace with the “enemy.”

  This is why, so many years after the beginning of this story, we are nowhere closer to finding a solution. The Israeli-Arab conflict is a source of never ending trouble with global repercussions. And I’m afraid that as long as religious attitudes don't change, it is not going to be solved any time soon.

  Being realistic about the odds of either side abandoning their religious attachment to that piece of desert, but not having given up about my Nobel Peace Prize nomination, I offer a Plan B. Let's call it “gladiators for world peace.” Israeli and Palestinian hardliners should be given swords and locked in a cage together where they could slaughter each other on pay-per-view until only one man would be left standing. They would be happy since they could kill God's enemies, and the rest of the world would be happy since their religious bloodbaths wouldn't involve everyone else—a brilliant plan, if there ever was one. I’d love to stick around and add more chapters to this book, but I believe I’m hearing a phone call from Stockholm …

  FURTHER READING

  Zen And The Art Of Chopping Your Enemies’ Heads Off

  I have chatted about Zen and the martial arts quite a bit in my first book, On the Warrior's Path: Philosophy, Fighting, and Martial Arts Mythology (Blue Snake Books, 2008). Two among the many, many great books about martial arts and Zen Buddhism are the Hagakure by Tsunetomo Yamamoto (any edition is good) and particularly John Stevens's biography of Tesshu, The Sword of No Sword: Life of the Master Warrior Tesshu (Shambhala, 2001).

  The Filthy Little Atheist … Founding Father

  The best source for Thomas Paine is Paine himself. Check out for yourself some of his most famous writings: Common Sense, The Rights of Man, and the infamous The Age of Reason. There are also more biographies narrating the main events of his life than I have space to reference here.

  The Tao Of Being In Jail: How The Tao Te Ching Was Created

  Considering that there really are no reliable sources about Lao Tzu's life, nothing beats reading the Tao Te Ching itself. I have read a dozen translations of it, and among the better ones I recommend the one by John C. H. Wu.

  The Disturbing and Unlikely Marriage Between Israel And Christian Fundamentalists

  For the contemporary part of this story, keeping up with current events from a variety of news sources is a good start. In terms of primary sources, Martin Luther's On the Jews And Their Lies and the biblical book of Revelation are your best bets.

  Sex, Sake and Zen

  Here are the main works about Ikkyu published in English: • Stevens, John. Three Zen Masters: Ikkyu, Hakuin, Ryokan (Kodansha International, 1993). (This was later reprinted under the title Zen Masters: A Maverick, a Master of Masters, and a Wandering Poet.)

  • Stevens, John. Wild Ways: Zen Poems of Ikkyu (White Pine Press, 2007).

  • Sanford, James. Zen-Man Ikkyu (Scholars Press, 1981).

  • Covell, Jon Carter and Sobin Yamada. Unraveling Zen's Red Thread: Ikkyu's Controversial Way (Hollym Intl, 1981). (This was also published under the title Zen's Core: Ikkyu's Freedom.)

  • Covell, Jon Carter and Sobin Yamada. Zen at Daitoku-Ji (Kodansha International Ltd. Tokyo, 1974).

  • Besserman, Perle and Manfred Steger. Crazy Clouds: Zen Radicals, Rebels, and Reformers (Shambhala, 1991).

  • Berg, Stephen. Crow with No Mouth: Ikkyu (Copper Canyon Press, 1989).

  Banzai!

  I have seen a few discussions of Shinto and WWII but they tend to be overly scholarly for my taste. The best—atrociously graphic—example of the fanaticism of Japanese ideology in WWII is offered by Iris Chang's The Rape of Nanking: The Forgotten Holocaust of World War II (Penguin, 1998).

  Thank You God For Killing My Enemies’ Children

  The Torah speaks for itself. See Exodus.

  Deadly Alliteration: Moses The Mass Murderer

  See Exodus 24–34 as well as Numbers 31.

  How A Failed Siege Shaped The History Of Religions

  This story is beautifully told in the first essay of Robert Cowley's (editor) What If?: The World's Foremost Military Historians Imagine What Might Have Been (G. P. Putnam's Sons, 1999).

  Fundamentalist Christian? I’d Love To Introduce You To My Pet King Cobra

  See Mark 16:15–18.

  Mammoth Porn And The Caveman's Hip Hop: The Origins Of Religion

  The whole debate about the origins of religion can be found in any introductory textbook on world religions (albeit not always with the juicy details). Demonstrating the creativity for which academics are renowned, just about every one of them is entitled either “World Religions” or “The Religions of the World.” One that deserves to be mentioned—if nothing else because it comes up with a different title—is John Loftin's The Big Picture: A Short World History of Religions (McFarland & Company, 2000).

  We Love Freedom of Religion … Except In The Case of Those Stupid Religions We Don't Like

  Many books discuss in passing the religious oppression of American Indians in North America. However, very few focus on it exclusively or in a satisfactory manner. A good intro to the discussion is found at http://ili.nativeweb.org/newstudy.html. John Loftin's The Big Picture also touches on this.

  To Beat Or Not To Beat (Your Women): That Is the Question

  The obvious primary source is the Koran itself.

  The Day God Stopped Being A Racist

  The Boo
k of Mormon is a good starting point. An extremely long list of sources on the topic is found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_people_and_The_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-day_Saints.

  Piss-Drinking, Druggie Priests Created Hinduism

  The classic text on this is R. Gordon Wasson's Soma: Divine Mushroom of Immortality, (Harcourt, 1972). Another title worth checking out is Huston Smith's Cleansing the Doors of Perception: The Religious Significance of Entheogenic Plants and Chemicals (Sentient Publications, 2003).

  Stealing In The Name Of God

  An interesting discussion on the connection between the stealing of the American continent and Christianity is found in David Stannard's American Holocaust: The Conquest of the New World (Oxford University Press, 1993).

  Orgies For Jesus

  The bizarre tale of Carpocrates is referenced in Jonathan Kirsch's God Against Gods: The History of the War between Monotheism and Polytheism (Penguin, 2005).

  Being A Jewish Messiah Is Not As Fun As Advertised

  Among the many good books that deal with this topic at least for a few pages is Karen Armstrong's A History of God: The 4,000-Year Quest of Judaism, Christianity and Islam (Ballantine Books, 1994).

  If You Are Poor, It's Because God Hates Your Guts

  The theory about the connection between Christianity and capitalism has been made famous by Max Weber in his The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism. The Gospels also offer great primary sources for Jesus's quotes about wealth.

  Crazy Wisdom, Lakota-Style

  The figure of the Heyoka is discussed in plenty books about Lakota culture. Among them are Richard Erdoes's Lame Deer: Seeker of Visions (Simon & Schuster, 1994) as well as Joseph Marshall's The Journey of Crazy Horse: A Lakota History (Penguin, 2005).

  Enlightened Religious Policies And Mass Murder

  Among the many biographies of Genghis Khan, I enjoyed Jack Weatherford's Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World (Broadway, 2005). There are also a few translations of the main primary source for Genghis Khan's story, which is called The Secret History of the Mongols.

  Kill The Buddha

  A monograph about Lin chi is found in Burton Watson's The Zen Teachings of Master Lin-Chi (Columbia University Press, 1999). I refer to Lin Chi and his “Kill the Buddha” concept both in On the Warrior's Path as well as in an upcoming book about world religions (published in Italy in 2011 under the title iGod ).

  Heil Jesus!

  See the great essay by Robert Katz found in What If? 2: The World's Foremost Military Historians Imagine What Might Have Been (G. P. Putnam's Sons, 2001).

  Free Speech and Its Enemies

  Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses (Viking Press, 1989) is the most obvious reference here. Jytte Klausen's The Cartoons that Shook the World (Yale University Press, 2009) is also worth checking out.

  Saint Augustine Loved Hookers

  Among the many works by St. Augustine the most famous is The Confessions (read it if you seriously want to hurt yourself …). Equally painful are The City of God and On Grace and Free Will as well as a bunch of his sermons.

  Bible Porn

  The Old Testament is the perfect source here. Jonathan Kirsch highlights some of these stories in his The Harlot by the Side of the Road (Ballantine Books, 1998).

  The Godfather of Christianity

  I dedicate quite a bit of space to Constantine in iGod (which was published in Italy in 2011 but not yet in the U.S.). If you decide you don't want to learn Italian just to read about this, one of the best sources is Jonathan Kirsch's God Against Gods: The History of the War between Monotheism and Polytheism.

  Tao Is the Shit

  The works of Chuang Tzu have been translated many times in English. Mark Forstater's The Tao (Plume, 2003) is a very decent reference.

  Why a Pagan Emperor Was the Best Thing that Could Happen to Christians

  This story is beautifully told in Jonathan Kirsch's God Against Gods.

  The Shrine of Hypocrisy

  See Jesse Larner's Mount Rushmore: An Icon Reconsidered (Nation Books, 2003). Also, see John Taliaferro's Great White Fathers: The Story of the Obsessive Quest to Create Mount Rushmore (PublicAffairs, 2002). And the always fun Richard Erdoes's Lame Deer: Seeker of Vision.

  My God Has Bigger Balls Than Yours: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

  Hear it from the man himself: Bobby Henderson's The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Villard, 2006).

  Horses, Nietzsche And The Destiny Of The World

  Read Nietzsche's Thus Spoke Zarathustra, and then read it again! The basic tales about Zoroastrianism are found in any self-respecting introductory textbook on the history of world religions.

  I Need a Hooker, So Let's Go To the Temple

  See Nils Johan Ringdal's Love for Sale: A World History of Prostitution (Grove Press, 2005).

  If You Are Too Stupid for Taoism, You Can Always Try Confucianism

  I discuss this quite a bit in iGod. Needless to say, the key books of Taoism (the Tao Te Ching and Chuang Tzu) and Confucianism (The Analects) are essential readings.

  John Locke and the Limits of Tolerance

  In the later editions of his Essay Concerning Human Understanding, Locke mellows out about atheism. Bruce Bawer's While Europe Slept (Anchor, 2007) raises some of the same issues as they apply to the relationship between European multiculturalism and Islamic fundamentalism.

  God Wears Dragon Robes And Wants You To Kick Confucius's Ass

  Jonathan Spence's God's Chinese Son (W. W. Norton & Company, 1996) provides a good overview of the Taiping Rebellion.

  Religion without Religion

  Osho's speeches have been transcribed resulting into hundreds of books. The same goes for Krishnamurti.

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Daniele Bolelli is a writer, college professor and martial artist. Born in Milan, Italy, he is part of a family of writers. His father, Franco Bolelli, is one of the most influential modern Italian philosophers, while his mother, Gloria, is the author of four books and a freelance journalist.

  His first book published in the United States was On the Warrior's Path: Philosophy, Fighting, and Martial Arts Mythology. It is one of the top modern bestsellers on the philosophy of martial arts and has been used as a textbook in several universities in the United States, Canada and Italy. His second book, iGod, was published in Italy in 2011. A fourth-degree black belt, Bolelli has taught seminars about martial arts in schools around the world and has coached and fought professionally in mixed martial arts (MMA).

  Bolelli is a lecturer at several major universities in Southern California. He is a professor in the History Department at Santa Monica College, teaching courses on the history of religions. He also teaches in the History Department and the American-Indian Studies Department at California State University, Long Beach.

  Bolelli is a regular contributor for several magazines both in Italy and in the United States. A graduate of UCLA with bachelors and masters degrees, he lives in Los Angeles.

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