Boyfrenemy: A Payne Brothers Romance

by Sosie Frost

  The last time I saw Remington Marshall, he’d just burned my family’s barn to the ground.

  Arson usually complicated relationships.

  Especially afterward, when Rem left our sleepy town of Butterpond in the dead of night without so much as a goodbye. He’d stayed gone for five long years.

  Five years with no phone call. No visits. No explanations.

  Even worse—no apology.

  So, when my brother, Tidus, told me Rem was back in town, I had to make a decision.

  Ignore Remington Marshall and forget he’d ever existed…

  Or demand an answer for why he’d broken my heart.

  I chose the latter, encouraged by the perspective I’d gained over the last couple years. As long as we stayed away from any flammable objects that might’ve torched what remained of my potential happiness, a conversation would bring me some much-needed closure. Besides, all that time had allowed me to douse the last few embers left burning in my barn, heart, and loins.

  But that still didn’t make confrontation a good idea, despite my brother’s insistence.

  He came home to take care of his nieces, Tidus said.

  Take him up a box of kids’ toys from storage, he said.

  Pick me up a burger from Lou’s on the way home, he said.

  Yeah, right.

  Rem wasn’t a man who wanted to be found, even in the tiny town of Butterpond—a small cluster of dreams, prayers, and fatty liver disease. Butterpond was where the trees wanted in, the people wanted out, and my family’s farm accidentally lynch-pinned the whole place together.

  To the town, my family was a fixture. The Payne’s farm. The Payne’s charity. The Payne’s pain in the ass boys who rolled over the town’s one streetlight like a plague of locusts. The Payne’s adopted daughter in a family of five boys—bless her heart.

  But Rem? He no longer belonged in the town. Men like him kept to themselves, tucked away inside a cabin in the mountains, hidden from society by gravel roads, the occasional tick, and busted suspensions.

  As much as I’d once loved Rem, risking Lyme disease and a punctured tire seemed a bad idea.

  I did it anyway.

  A box of old toys and children’s clothes was jammed in next to my suitcase.

  This would be quick. In and out. Hand him the box stuffed with goodies from when my family had foster kids running all over the farm. Wish him well. Make the requisite small talk. And then pretend like my heart wasn’t held together with a roll of scotch tape and a smattering of pride.

  I wasn’t about to let Remington Marshall shatter my barely rejuvenated dignity. Besides, the last I’d heard, he was the one crippled with guilt. Rumor had it—and by rumor, I meant the occasional conversation with his sister, Emma—he’d run away to the deepest forests of Canada to join a logging company.

  If a heart broke in the forest, did it make a sound? The answer was yes, but it wasn’t a thud. More like the noise a sleepy woman yelp in the middle of the night when she stubbed her toe on the way to the bathroom. Less of a timber! More like son of a—

  The box fit snugly against my hip, drawing the hem of my skirt up only an inch. I was fine with that. Showing a little leg would do me good. I’d grown up since the fire. Earned my curves. Managed to fill out my bra without two handfuls of wadded up toilet paper. Things were looking up.

  I wound my way over a weed-choked cobblestone path and picked my steps up the rickety porch. The cabin was lost in the woods, and the forest wasn’t happy with the new occupant. The little space was so overgrown with brush and leaves that the trees would be grateful to be cleaned out of the gutters.

  My knock clattered against the cabin door—almost loud enough to drown out the very irritated cry of a baby.

  Almost.

  The wail might’ve belonged to a child. Could have also been a mountain lion with a toothache. Sometimes it was tough to tell, even with a degree in early education. Money well spent.

  The door flung open. I expected Remington. Instead, a bright-eyed, blonde-haired, puffy-cheeked three-year-old peered up at me, scowled, and belted at the top of her precious little lungs to alert all within a square mile of my arrival.

  “Stranger!”

  I winced. “Hi. I’m Cassi. Is your Uncle—”

  “Stranger!”

  This alerted the baby—the real siren of the household who’d missed her calling as the dive alarm for a German U-Boat.

  The chorus of screams rang in my ears. I shushed the three-year-old with a wave of my hand.

  “I’m not a stranger—I’m a…” Was friend the right word? “I know your Uncle Rem…well, not know know. We grew up together. I mean, he grew up with my brother—I grew up later. But we were…I’d see him a lot—”

  “Stranger!”

  I cringed and went to Plan B. The box dropped to the porch. I debated on running, but the tape had loosened enough for me to rip the flaps. An old baby doll rested on a folded pile of clothes. I offered it as a sacrifice to appease the child.

  “It’s for you!” My frantic words shushed her. “It’s PJ Sparkles. All the little girls loved PJ Sparkles!”

  The child quieted. She bit her lip, scratched her leg with a foot clad in mismatched socks, and reached for the doll. She jumped as a husky voice caught her in the act.

  “What do we have here?”

  His voice was a blend of sticky marshmallow and crumbling graham cracker, and I melted like a chocolate bar squished near the fire.

  I knew better than to get burned by Remington Marshall, but even the wisest girl sometimes took a big bite before blowing on it.

  And, believe me, Rem would go to his grave wishing I had blown him.

  Rem leaned against the door frame. His broad shoulders were clad in a warm, red flannel shirt. He scratched a wild, thick beard, and might have teased a smile. I couldn’t tell. Five years of isolation had obscured his face in dark hair.

  A one-year-old baby wailed in his arms.

  “Never expected to see you here, Cassia Payne.” He grunted as the three-year-old bashed the doll’s plastic head into a part of him that regretted meeting PJ Sparkles. He stepped aside and let her go play, but his stare pinned me in place. “Lost in the woods, little girl?”

  What had happened to my Remington Marshall?

  Gone was the teenage bad boy, strong enough to win his fights but lean enough to make a quick escape once Sherriff Samson flashed his lights. Now, Rem had become a terrifying beast of rugged strength. A lumberjack. A man like him could have punched down a tree. The Canadian forests never stood a chance.

  Muscles packed on muscles. And the beard…oh, the beard. I didn’t know if he belonged in an ice fishing cabin or on a Harley, but this wasn’t the boy who’d left me behind.

  This was a man.

  And he was in trouble.

  Rem struggled to bounce the little bundle of pink in his arms. The baby fussed, red-faced and probably wishing her Uncle hadn’t given her diaper a wedgie while rocking her. The three-year-old dropped the doll and instead raced over, around, and on top of his feet, tugging on his jeans with an urgent need to tinkle. She tripped over one of the four stuffed garbage bags piled in the entryway. One had already blown open, spilling dresses, shoes, socks, and toys into the cabin.

  The three-year-old was wearing two shirts. The baby needed a pair of pants. Rem’s own belongings had tumbled into the hall—duffel bags and mountain boots.

  Tidus wasn’t lying. Rem must have come home only hours before to take care of the kids.

  The older girl somersaulted around his feet, somehow summoning and then spilling a glass of water. The TV blared cartoons from the den. The baby cried just to be louder than the show. Behind him, every chair had been toppled in the dining room. The cushions stripped off the couch. Something slimy dripped from the sink.

  Chaos had descended upon a three-square-foot area of his life…

  And a part of me really enjoyed the struggle.

  “Everyone said you ran away t
o become a lumberjack,” I said. “But apparently you joined a circus.”

  Rem was a great liar. I’d learned that long ago. He attempted to soothe the baby and accidentally smooshed her face into the wall of muscle that was his shoulder. His wink wasn’t fooling anyone.

  “Brought the circus home too.” He reached down and lifted the little girl to her feet before she somersaulted into the wall. “Got my acrobat tumbling her way into preschool, and the prepubescent bearded lady doing shows before and after naptime.”

  Cute. “And what’s your talent?”

  “World’s sexiest uncle.”

  “Ain’t no one buying tickets for that.”

  “Ringleader then.”

  The three-year-old demanded cookies. The baby, blood. I shook my head. “Guess again.”

  “Toddler-tamer.”

  He wished. I crossed my arms. “Better get a shovel. I think you’re mucking out stalls and diapers.”

  Rem grinned, but that was a charmer’s smile, part of his bag of tricks. He’d always been the type to sweet-talk his way out of handcuffs just to use them in bed. But maybe he had changed. Maybe the wilderness had straightened him out? Perhaps…the hard work taught him responsibility? Was it possible the time apart had made him as miserable as it had me?

  Or maybe that smile meant I should’ve left the box on the porch and ran.

  “Do I have to charge admission, or are you coming inside?” he asked.

  Dangerous question. “Depends. Got an elephant under this big top?”

  “Nah. He’s on break. I’m standing in.”

  “And what are you?”

  “The jackass.”

  Fair enough. I offered him the box. “This is some stuff from the farm—back when we had all the foster kids. Tidus said you could probably use it. Clothes and toys.”

  Rem easily balanced the baby on his shoulder and the box in his arms. He left the door open. Inviting the little ones to escape or beckoning me inside?

  I spoke from the entryway, a promise to myself. “Only for a minute.”

  “Want something to drink?” he asked.

  “That would take longer than a minute.”

  “Good. I don’t have much to offer.”

  The three-year-old circled the sofa with the doll, tripped over the logs that were once stacked neatly by a stone fireplace, and plummeted onto the hardwood. She whimpered, rolled, and revealed a scraped knee. The crying began anew.

  Rem brushed his hands through his shaggy, collar length dark hair and sighed.

  “Are you bleeding? Again? Really?” He fumbled through a couple drawers. “All right. Here. No band-aids, but…”

  Oh, this was a disaster.

  Rem ripped a piece of electrical tape between his teeth, juggled the baby from one arm to the other, and slapped the silver strip over the girl’s knee.

  “Good job,” I said. “Now she’s patched up, and she won’t conduct electricity.”

  “She’ll be fine.” He patted the girl’s head. “Mellie, say hi to Cassi. Cas, this is Melanie. And this…” He flipped the baby outwards, finally letting her look around the room. She instantly stopped crying. The chubby cheeks and sniffling nose gave way to an adorable smile with three little white teeth poking out. “This is Tabitha—Tabby. They’re Emma’s kids.”

  They looked like his sister—blonde and perky with the right amount of sass that got her in as much trouble as Rem.

  I hated to ask the question, but a man like Rem wouldn’t volunteer to babysit without a genuine crisis. “What happened to Emma?”

  Rem turned somber—a dark, serious glance broken with a forced shrug. “She’s…sick. Needed some help.”

  “Is she okay?”

  “Yeah. Just needs time. I came home to wrangle the kids.”

  “I’m surprised to see you.” No harm in the truth.

  “It’s been a while.”

  Silence.

  I looked away. Somehow, under the heavy flannel, bushy beard, and shaggy hair was the Remington Marshall that still made my chest flutter. My options were to escape or find a defibrillator. My heart was broken, but it could still stop if he whispered the right words.

  I shuffled towards the door, but Mellie plucked at the electrical tape banding her knee. The garbage bags of clothes, the injured child, and the quarter inch of dust over the cabin didn’t bode well.

  “Are you sure you know…” How to phrase it without insulting him or completely terrifying the kids. “I had no idea you liked children.”

  “They’re all right.”

  “And…they’re still alive. So you must be doing…okay?”

  Rem snorted. “They’re kids, Cas. I can handle ‘em.”

  Right. “And…how long have you had them?”

  Rem checked his watch. “It’s been five hours, and I haven’t lost my mind yet.”

  Yet. “And you’re happy to babysit?”

  “Sure.”

  “For how long?”

  “As long as she needs.” Rem sounded confident. Or foolish. Probably foolish. “Don’t worry. It’s temporary. A week or two at the most. Shouldn’t be too hard. Keep an eye on them until Emma’s good, and then I’ll head back to the logging company.”

  I laughed. Sweet Jesus, he was serious. I covered my mouth. “You…you’re keeping them here?”

  “I was going to let them out at night like a cat, but I figured they’d rather get the lay of the land first.” He plopped the baby on the ground within range of both the wall outlet, fire place, and his penknife on the coffee table. “How hard can it be?”

  And that was all I needed to hear.

  I did not need to get involved.

  Did not need to warm at his smile.

  Did not need to wonder why my skin tingled in his presence.

  Rem was a good-looking boy when we were kids, but at twenty-seven, he was absolutely gorgeous. A hard jaw from hard work. Toughened voice from a tough life. A strong back strengthened through manual labor. He might’ve tussled with a baby hell-bent on toddling into the fireplace, but he hadn’t left the wilds in the forest.

  Rem looked as out of place in his own home as the kids did in the middle of the woods.

  I had to help him.

  Maybe I made this bad decision because it had been so long since I last saw him. Maybe I let my heart lead because the beard disguised him in a dark, tempting mystery. Or maybe I took pity on him because five years ago I had been hopelessly in love with our small town’s baddest bad boy.

  Rem wasn’t a trouble-maker anymore, but he was still in trouble. Especially now that Butterpond had changed so much. We had cell phone reception. Community events. A giant Facebook group where all the busybodies kept in touch. Butterpond wouldn’t let him hunker down in the forest and hide forever.

  And it must’ve terrified him.

  “How’s the farm?” Even his words were jagged, briars in his throat. Either he was out of practice with small talk or he knew he shouldn’t have asked.

  “It’s a warzone,” I said. “but no fires at least.”

  “Tidus okay?”

  “Is he ever?” I smirked. “Tidus hates this town as much as me.”

  “What about everyone else?”

  Well, they wouldn’t be happy to hear that Rem came back home. “Julian is…Julian. Trying to rebuild the farm like he has any idea how to manage it. Marius is overseas still—he can’t tell us where, and he likes it that way. Varius hasn’t been the same since the tornado. Quint…God only knows. Runs around like a puppy, but turns rabid the instant any of my brothers look his way.”

  Rem rummaged through his fridge and offered me a beer. I shook my head. He popped the cap off but didn’t drink.

  “About your dad…” he said.

  “I know.”

  “Just…I’m sorry.”

  So was everyone, but I still nodded and accepted the thoughts, prayers, and Bundt cakes.

  “We knew it was coming,” I said. “His heart was bad.”

 
“Doesn’t mean it hurts any less.”

  I’d done a fantastic job of smooshing that pain deep, deep down and suppressing the memories of the past few months when I’d taken care of him. My brothers understood, but it felt different for me—the one adopted girl in the family of biological sons.

  They’d left me alone on the farm with Dad, and the family slowly tore itself apart. Fight after fight, even during Dad’s last days. Each of my brothers swore they’d never speak to the others again.

  At least, until that phone call had to be made.

  “The good news...well…news, I guess,” I said. “Everyone is home now. In Dad’s infinite wisdom, he left the farm to everyone. Every decision on the land must be made in unison, in person. No subdividing the farm. No selling our pieces to anyone else. It’s World War Three with pitchforks and chicken coops.”

  “Feathers flying?”

  “Bombs dropping like eggs.”

  Tabby attempted to toddle with Rem’s wallet into the bathroom. Mellie giggled from inside. Rem excused himself, swore as the toilet flushed, and returned with a soaking wet wallet. He pitched it into the sink and shooed both kids away.

  They stayed glued to him, wrapping their arms around his legs like they hadn’t been hugged in years. Rem knelt down and welcomed them into his thick arms.

  It wasn’t a sight I’d expected to see from a man like him.

  “So what…” His words mumbled over Tabby’s fingers as she clobbered him in the mouth. “What are you…doing?”

  “Anything I can to get out of here.”

  Mellie slid from his side and skipped back to her baby doll. He set Tabby on the counter. I rushed forward before he realized that the one-year-old was a bit hyper and likely to take a tumble. She eagerly offered me more of his possessions. I accepted the jingling keys and his cellphone, but I stopped her before she lunged for a sheathed bowie knife tucked inside a stack of paperwork.

  Rem leaned against the sink, sipping his beer. “You’re leaving, huh? Where are you planning to go?”

  “Anywhere.”

  “Been there, Sassy.” The nickname rolled off his tongue, like he’d never stopped using it. “Running doesn’t get you as far as you think.”

  “Well, I need to get somewhere. I love my brothers too much to start hating them.”