The Last King of Texas - Rick Riordan

by Rick Riordan

  "George is a private investigator," I told her, smiling.

  "Like Tres," Jenny put in, hoping to impress.

  DeLeon stared at George, who was still grinning nervously. She looked back at me and mirrored my amused little smile. "How nice. Must be fun work."

  George shrugged. "Better than what I did before. Police work."

  DeLeon raised her eyebrows, nodded cool encouragement. "Oh?"

  Just as George was about to explain himself, the food arrived. I thought we'd been saved. Jenny found a few small faults with her specialized order, and then the rest of us had to do the obligatory "Yum" comments and make remarks about how many doggie bags we would need.

  I put Robert Johnson's to-go order aside and admired my entree.

  Los Barrios is one of the few restaurants that does quesadillas right — making the cornmeal into thick, triangular pastries, deep frying them with the cheese and slices of poblano pepper inside. Crispy and spicy. Heaven, once you put a little garlic chimichurri sauce on top. I concentrated on the food, on my excellent margarita, on the blissful momentary silence.

  Then, just as Jenny was about to redirect us toward some innocuous new topic, DeLeon said, "You were saying something about police work, George?"

  She had a good voice for interrogations — detached yet encouraging, almost big-sisterly.

  George dabbed his napkin against his mustache. He'd taken off his Panama hat and his hair glistened in neatly Bryl-ed rows. "Used to be in the Special Police. Air force."

  "Really," DeLeon said. "I considered SP."

  Berton jerked his head back. "You were in the air force?"

  "One tour, spent mostly at Lackland. Decided against reenlisting and went to college instead."

  "I'll be damned." He looked at me, amazed.

  "They have women at Lackland these days," I confirmed. "I've seen pictures."

  He blew air, looked back at DeLeon. "Well, princess, don't cry for missing SP. Damn near killed me, that job. A lot of my friends got out and went straight into civilian police work, you know, because it's all they could do. Not me. Way I see it, to survive in police work you've got to have some kind of overactive testosterone problem."

  Jenny was silently moving her lips as if she were trying to jump-start her voice to break in.

  "Damn good quesadillas," I said. "Anybody want some?"

  Jenny yelped, "Yeah!" a little louder than she needed to.

  DeLeon told George: "Go on."

  George shook his head. "Most of the cops me and Tres have met on the job — back me up here, Tres—"

  I smiled at him, then at DeLeon, who smiled back.

  "—most of the cops get high on the authority thing, the boots and the sunglasses, you know? The detectives are even worse — complete hot-shit complex. They treat P.I.s like dirt. Am I right, Tres?"

  DeLeon looked at me, rapt with attention. I took a bite of borracho beans and mumbled, "Yum."

  "Really," she said to George. Her beeper went off. She checked the number and said, "Geez."

  "What?" George wanted to know.

  DeLeon smiled. "It's my work."

  "At this time of night?"

  She laughed with all the warmth of" rattling aluminum foil. "Well, it isn't P.I. work, George, but it does keep me busy. I've been sort of waiting for word that I could get to this one particular witness, and they just gave me the 'come on in' signal. I should really—"

  Berton's fork had dropped slowly to his plate. "Witness?"

  Jenny chewed her lip nervously.

  DeLeon reached over and patted George's hand. "I hate to cut out, but I should catch a taxi. You remember how it is, George, you get an arrest case and the clock starts ticking for the indictment."

  "You're a—"

  "Cop, honey. Homicide detective. The hot-shit variety."

  "Oh, hey, I didn't—"

  She smiled. "Not a problem, George. I sympathize. Really, we should do this some other time. It's been great, and really—" She slid her plate over. "You guys have some chile relleno. Looks terrific."

  She gave Jenny a silent, unequivocal order with her eyes, a we need to talk command that made Jenny grab her purse before she even knew she'd done it. "Oh — you shouldn't go alone, I guess," Jenny gabbled. Then to me, "Maybe I should — I could just take a rain check or — you know?"

  "Sure," I said.

  "Okay?"

  "Yeah, sure."

  'I'll—"

  Jenny wavered, looking at me apologetically, then saw something she hadn't expected, the beginnings of a smile I'd been trying to suppress.

  Her face got a little colder. "Well — maybe another time."

  George and I stood and mumbled sureties that we'd all be sitting around the table again real soon, and then the women left to catch their taxi. Rod "the Rod" Rodriguez oozed into the mambo version of "The Long and Winding Road."

  George deflated into his seat. I sat next to him and started laughing.

  "What the hell are you so cheerful about?" George snarled. "You knew who she was, didn't you?"

  "The food is really good," I told him. "Isn't it?"

  "Uh-huh."

  "Yeah?"

  "Yes, already!"

  I grinned, then waved down the waitress and told her to bring two more margaritas for the bachelor master detectives.

  TWELVE

  After dropping off George that night, I should've gone straight home to bed. Of course I didn't.

  The abbreviated dinner date had left me wired. My mind was still spinning from getting nearly blown up and shot at and gainfully employed all in one day. Most of all, I'd allowed myself to slip into case mode. Too many years of missing-persons traces, peripheral work on homicides — training myself to work in forty-eight-hour sprints before the statistical window of success slammed shut in my face.

  I decided to swing by Erainya's, see if she was awake. Just for a minute, I told myself. Just to get back in her good graces and promise to be a good little teacher from now on.

  That plan changed as soon as I pulled in front of Erainya's house. Her door opened instantly. Erainya stomped down her front steps with Jem in tow and an armful of gear. She was wearing her commando clothes — black drawstring pants, long-sleeved T-shirt, black sneakers. With her black hair, in the dark, she looked like a pale, floating, pissed-off face. Jem was wearing scarlet Rugrats pajamas and new white Reeboks only slightly brighter than his smile.

  Erainya let Jem into the backseat of the VW, then lowered herself and her stuff into the passenger's side and slammed the door. "Shoot me if I ever let you out of my sight again."

  "Look, about Ozzie Gerson—"

  "You ain't been home making lesson plans, honey."

  "The call just happened to come in while we were talking and—"

  "Wherever you go tonight, you're taking me."

  "I'm going home."

  "I brought my 9mm. Stop now and I might not use it."

  I shut up. Jem squeezed me around the neck from behind and told me he was glad we were going to have fun together tonight. I mumbled my halfhearted agreement, then started the engine.

  We did a U on Garraty and headed south through Terrell Hills.

  Erainya said, "Full story."

  The full story took us all the way to Broadway. Erainya loved it. She asked me where I wanted to go now and when I told her, she loved that even more. She muttered Greek words of disgust all the way to the Hildebrand intersection. Jem asked where we were going.

  I glanced at Erainya for guidance.

  Having the mother he did, Jem had been on excursions that most kids would've found boring or nightmarish or both. His nap and sleep cycles were completely unpredictable, much like his mother's verdicts on what was safe and appropriate for him. At the moment he seemed happy, ready for anything. The place I wanted to go, however, might not be so kid-friendly.

  "He's fine," Erainya promised. "I got to baby-sit you and him at the same time, I can do that. Uncle Tres is taking us somewhere, honey."r />
  "I am?"

  "Tell the boy."

  I tried for a smile as I looked back at Jem. "You want to see where they make amusement-park rides, Bubba?"

  Jem hit the roof shouting hurray.

  We continued south on Broadway toward downtown. Jem talked about the latest Sega games. We passed underneath I-35 and into an area of repair shops and used-car dealerships.

  A couple of hookers stood on the corner of North Alamo outside a vacuum cleaner repair shop. The hookers had seen better days. Something about their garish makeup, the black stockings and yellow dresses, the drug-enhanced fiery smiles — that display in front of the grimy windows filled with aging Hoovers and Electroluxes — there was probably a joke in there somewhere, but tonight it seemed a little too pathetic to make.

  I took a right on Jones.

  The buildings were dilapidated warehouses, long and low, nothing on the horizon but palm trees and the blinking spikes of radio towers.

  We followed the old Southern Pacific tracks past the Brewery Art Museum, then over the river and right on Camden. The address we wanted filled the 300 block. A dimly lit sign out front said RIDEWORKS, INC., with the R and the W drawn like roller-coaster loops. Underneath, smaller letters proclaimed: KING OF THE SOUTH TEXAS CARNIVAL BUSINESS.

  At the near end of the lot was a long portable building, facing in toward a cement yard fenced off by ten-foot-high chain link. Beyond that was a corrugated-metal warehouse the size of a small airplane hangar. Lining the side of the street, four insanely tall palm trees cut black silhouettes against the sky at gravity-defying curves, like Dr. Seuss trees.

  I pulled across the street from the yard gates. A single light glowed behind the white-paned side window of the RideWorks office. One floodlight on a telephone pole threw a yellow oval of illumination on the closed hangar doors of the warehouse. Other than that the place was dark. Several cars lined the side of the street next to the warehouse — a Pontiac, an old Chevrolet, a Ford double-wide pickup.

  Jem stuck his head over the front seats.

  "They make rides?" he asked me excitedly.

  "Yep."

  "Can we go in?"

  "Not right now," Erainya said. She was watching the buildings, getting impatient. "Honey, if you were thinking we could just..."

  She stopped. We both focused on the same thing — the tiny flame of a lighter flaring up in the cab of the pickup truck across the street. The flame briefly illuminated a cigar, shadowy red jowls, the brim of a cowboy hat. Then it flicked out, replaced by the fainter glow of the cigar tip.

  Before I could comment, a new set of headlights cut in directly behind us, coming up Camden. Del Brandon's red Fiat convertible glided up to the RideWorks gates and stopped.

  "Someday, honey," Erainya told me, "I'm gonna decide whether you got the best timing in the world or the worst."

  Del Brandon got out of his sports car. He looked the same as he had that afternoon, storming out of Ines' house — same greasy wedge of gorilla hair, same yellow shirt, now snagged on a side-holstered gun. His face was large and washed out and marked with a terminal heartburn scowl.

  He looked warily at my VW.

  Then the Fiat's passenger's-side door opened and Del's companion got out. Erainya said, "Mother of Jesus."

  Del's friend was a boulder of a man with incongruously girlish hair — tight blond cornrows curled up at the bottom and tied off with little blue rubber bands. Bo Peep on steroids. His facial features were thinly applied to a block-shaped head — his eyes shallow, dull dents; his smile an accidental mark. Gray running clothes. Height maybe six-five, density three or four tons. I didn't see any gun, and I didn't have any illusions that it mattered. Bo Peep was not a man who would bother with, or be bothered by, weapons smaller than a ballista. They were both still staring at us when the cigar smoker in the truck opened his cab door and called, "Del."

  In the sudden illumination of the dash light, the man in the truck appeared weathered and dour, maybe sixty years old, rough and thick as a granddaddy oak. He resembled any number of Texas ranchers from here to Brownsville, his mouth mostly lower lip and cigar.

  The rancher planted his boots on the street, glowered in our direction, then walked toward the sports car, where Del and Bo Peep were waiting. The three men stood together, looking at us. They didn't talk. That was a bad sign. It meant they had no disagreement about us.

  "Are they going to show us the rides?" Jem asked. He was bouncing now, a well-placed fifty pounds on bad shocks, and the VW was bouncing with him. The three guys across the street didn't frown at us any less.

  "Maybe we should drive on," I suggested.

  Erainya opened her door, got out, and leaned across the car's roof. She hollered, "One of you guys Del?"

  "Or," I mumbled, "maybe you have another idea..."

  The three guys glanced at one another.

  Del Brandon stepped forward. "Who's asking?"

  "Who's asking? Come on, honey. You want to come closer, see we aren't monsters or anything?"

  Something about the way Erainya talks — I've seen it a dozen times and I've never quite gotten the magic of it. It makes even the most hardened guys red around the ears. They check their zippers, check that their ears are washed, try to remember if they ate a good dinner. They get uncomfortable and deferential. Erainya immediately becomes the hard-assed mother from the Old Country they never had.

  Del walked toward us, stepping carefully through the dark maze of crisscrossed railroad tracks. He stopped about five feet away from my window. From there, he could probably see Erainya's face, Jem's pressed against the glass behind me, my face in the driver's window. If Del recognized me from our brief encounter at Ines', he didn't let it show.

  "What'd you want?" he asked.

  "Look, honey," Erainya told him. "I didn't know you had another deal to take care of tonight. It's just I thought you'd be expecting me."

  Del shook his head slowly, fishing around for some possible explanation. After almost a minute, when I was sure he was going to decide Erainya was bullshitting him, he seemed to come up with an idea. "You mean you're—"

  "Sure," Erainya agreed instantly.

  Del's large mouth opened, then closed. "Southwest Carnival? The buyer from Arno?"

  "I don't want to mess up your deal," she said. "You go ahead with whatever."

  Del came a step closer. He peered in at me, then back at Jem. "You've got a kid with you."

  I was getting the feeling Del had never scored real high on those standardized achievement tests.

  "That's Jem," Erainya agreed. "He's mine. What — you make kiddie rides, you've never seen kids?"

  Del held up his hands, immediately defensive. "I'm just asking — I mean, if Arno sent you—"

  He faltered, then gestured to where the human boulder and the old rancher stood waiting. "It's just that we didn't—"

  "You think you can give us a few minutes afterward?" Erainya asked.

  Del shifted, looked back at his two compadres. "It's kind of late."

  "My five-year-old, he's still up. You got an earlier bedtime than a five-year-old?"

  Del looked chastised. "What kind of unit do you need?"

  "I won't know that until we talk."

  "You're prepared to do business tonight?" He gestured toward the VW. "You ain't going to haul nothing in this."

  "I am always prepared to do business."

  Del thought about that, then nodded with a little more certainty. "I'll try to wrap things up. Wait here. You damn near screwed my deal."

  "Manners," Erainya warned him.

  He held up his hands defensively again, patted the air a few times, then retreated to his two friends.

  The men talked. It took some doing, but Del apparently got the old rancher to ease up, to go ahead with whatever business they were planning.

  Once the transaction started it went fairly fast. Bo Peep opened the gates and the rancher backed his truck in. The three of them opened the hangar doors and walked
out a trailer — about the same size as the truck but twice as tall. We couldn't see much of the amusement ride on the trailer, since it was covered in yellow tarp, but the shape was like a giant tulip.

  Once the men got it hooked up, the rancher handed Del a grocery bag. Del sat on the bumper of the truck and counted bricks of cash while Bo Peep and the rancher waited. Apparently Del was satisfied. He gave the bag to Bo Peep, shook hands with the rancher. No smiles anywhere. The truck pulled away with its huge trailer and disappeared down Camden. Del wiped the sweat off his brow, then looked across the street at us and waved big, indicating we should drive the VW in.

  Erainya got in and closed the passenger door.

  "I want you to notice something, honey," she told Jem. "I didn't lie to that man. Not once."

  Del and Bo Peep stood in front of us, their faces yellow and stern in our headlights. As we came in Bo Peep walked behind us, very casually, and closed the gates. We wouldn't be leaving quickly. And we didn't have any bags of cash to offer Mr. Brandon.

  "Honesty," I told Jem, "is good in small quantities."

  THIRTEEN

  "It's been a crazy day," Del Brandon said.

  He opened Erainya's door for her. Jem clambered out first, did a beautiful tight-end run around Del, then headed for the old-fashioned carousel animals that flanked the steps of the office.

  Del raised a finger and said "Don't" about the time Jem launched himself onto the blue elephant's saddle and started bouncing. Del put his finger down, giving up.

  I got out on my side and found myself in rock-climbing position against Bo Peep's chest. I looked up into his nostrils. "Howdy."

  He receded a step. Gravity stopped pulling my arm hairs toward his body.

  Del sized me up, gave Erainya an amused "my-bodyguard's-bigger-than-your-bodyguard" kind of smile. "You want to take a look around the shop?" he asked her.

  He led us through the open hangar doors. Bo Peep trailed about twenty feet behind, Jem doing tight fearless orbits around him and asking what PlayStation games he liked.