Edge of Infinity

by Jonathan Strahan

  That’s not counting the ones in the clinics and hospitals. Doctors, nurses, nurse-practitioners, technicians, physiotherapists, paramedics – they’re all your standard featherless biped. It’s the law. Fact: you cannot legally practice any kind of medicine in any form other than basic human, not even if you’re already a doctor, supposedly because all the equipment is made for two-steppers. Surgical instruments, operating rooms, sterile garments, even rubber gloves – the fingers are too short and there aren’t enough of them. Ha, ha, a little sushi humour. Maybe it’s not that funny to you, but fresh catch laugh themselves sick.

  I don’t know how many two-steppers in total go out for sushi in a year (Dirt or Jovian), let alone how their reasons graph, but we’re all over the place out here and Census isn’t in my orbit, so for all I know half a dozen two-steppers apply every eight decs. Stranger things have happened.

  In the old days, when I turned, nobody did it unless they had to. Most often, it was either terminal illness or permanent physical disability as determined by the biped standard: i.e., conditions at sea level on the third planet out. Sometimes, however, the disability was social, or more precisely, legal. Original Generation out here had convicts among the gimps, some on borrowed time.

  Now, if you ask us, we say OG lasted six years but we’re all supposed to use the Dirt calendar, even just to each other (everyone out here gets good at converting on the fly), which works out to a little over seventy by Dirt reckoning. The bipeds claim that’s three generations not just one. We let them have that their way, too, because, damn can they argue. About anything. It’s the way they’re made. Bipeds are strictly binary, it’s all they know: zero or one, yes or no, right or wrong.

  But once you turn, that strictly binary thinking’s the first thing to go, and fast. I never heard anyone say they miss it; I know I don’t.

  ANYWAY, I GO see Fry in one of the Gossamer ring clinics. A whole wing is closed off, no one gets in unless they’re on The List. If that isn’t weird enough for you, there’s a two-stepper in a uniform stuck to the floor, whose only job is checking The List. I’m wondering if I’m in the wrong station, but the two stepper finds me on The List and I may go in and see La Soledad y Godmundsdottir. It takes me a second to get who she means. How’d our girl-thing get Fry out of that? I go through an airlock-style portal and there’s another two-stepper waiting to escort me. He uses two poles with sticky tips to move himself along, and he does all right, but I can see this is a new skill. Every so often, he manoeuvres so one foot touches floor so he can feel more like he’s walking.

  When you’ve been sushi as long as I have, two-steppers are pretty transparent. I don’t mean that as condescending as it sounds. After all, I was a two-stepper once myself. We all started out as featherless bipeds, none of us was born sushi. But a lot of us feel we were born to be sushi, a sentiment that doesn’t go down too well with the two-steppers who run everything. Which doesn’t make it any less true.

  My pal the poler and I go a full radian before we get to another air-lock. “Through there,” he says. “I’ll take you back whenever you’re ready.”

  I thank him and swim through, wondering what dim bulb thought he was a good idea, because he’s what Aunt Chovie calls surplus to requirements. The few conduits off this tube are sealed and there’s nothing to hide in or behind. I know Fry is so rich that she has to hire people to spend her money for her, but I’m thinking she should hire people smart enough to know the difference between spending and wasting.

  There’s our girl, stuck to the middle of a hospital bed almost as big as the ringberg that put her in it. She’s got a whole ward to herself – all the walls are folded back to make one big private room. There are some nurses down at the far end, sitting around sipping coffee bulbs. When they hear me come in, they start unsticking and reaching for things, but I give them a full eight-OK – Social call, I’m nobody, don’t look busy on my account – and they all settle down again.

  Sitting up in her nest of pillows, Fry looks good, if a little undercooked. There’s about three centimetres of new growth on her head and it must be itchy because she keeps scratching it. In spite of the incubator around her leg, she insists I give her a full hug, four by four, then pats a spot beside her. “Make yourself to home, Arkae.”

  “Isn’t there a rule about visitors sitting on the bed?” I say, curling a couple of arms around a nearby hitching-post. It’s got a fold-out seat for biped visitors. This place has everything.

  “Yeah. The rule is, it’s okay if I say it’s okay. Check it – this bed’s bigger than a lot of apartments I’ve had. The whole crew could have a picnic here. In fact, I wish they would.” She droops a little. “How is everyone, really busy?”

  I settle down. “There’s always another lab to build or hardware to service or data to harvest,” I say, careful, “if that’s what you mean.” The way her face flexes, I know it isn’t.

  “You’re the only one who’s come to see me,” she says.

  “Maybe the rest of the crew weren’t on The List.”

  “What list?” she says. So I tell her. Her jaw drops, and all at once two nurses appear on either side of the bed, nervous as hell, asking if she’s all right. “I’m fine, I’m fine,” she snaps at them. “Go away, gimme some privacy, will you?”

  They obey a bit reluctantly, eyeing me like they’re not too sure about how safe she is with me squatting on the bedspread.

  “Don’t yell at them,” I say after a bit. “Something bad happens to you, it’s their fault. They’re just taking care of you the best way they know how.” I uncurl two arms, one to gesture at the general surroundings and the other to point at the incubator, where a quadjillion nanorectics are mending her leg from the marrow out, which, I can tell you from personal experience, itches. A lot. No doubt that’s contributing to her less-than-sparkly disposition – what the hell can you do about itchy bone marrow? – and what I just told her doesn’t help.

  “I should have known,” she fumes, scratching her head. “It’s the people I work for.”

  That doesn’t make sense. JovOp couldn’t afford anything like this. “I think you’re a little confused, honey,” I say. “If we even thought JovOp had metal that heavy, it’d be Sushi Bastille Day, heads would –”

  “No, these people are back in the Dirt. My image is licensed for advertising and entertainment,” she says. “I thought there’d be less demand after I came out here – out of sight, out of mind, you know? But apparently the novelty of a beauty queen in space has yet to wear off.”

  “So you’re still rich,” I say. “Is that so bad?”

  She makes a pain face. “Would you agree to an indefinite contract just to be rich? Even this rich?”

  “You couldn’t get rich on an indefinite contract,” I say gently, “and no union’s stupid enough to let anybody take one.”

  She thinks for a few seconds. “All right, how about this: did you ever think you owned something and then you found out it owned you?”

  “Oh...” Now I get it. “Can they make you go back?”

  “They’re trying,” Fry says. “A court order arrived last night, demanding I hit the Dirt as soon as I can travel. The docs amended it so they decide when it’s safe, but that won’t hold them off forever. You know any good lawyers? Out here?” she added.

  “Well, yeah. Of course, they’re all sushi.”

  Fry lit up. “Perfect.”

  NOT EVERY CHAMBERED Nautilus out here is a lawyer – the form is also a popular choice for librarians, researchers, and anyone else in a data-heavy line of work – but every lawyer in the Jovian system is a chambered Nautilus. It’s not a legal restriction the way it is with bipeds and medicine, just something that took root and turned into tradition. According to Dove, who’s a partner in the firm our union keeps on retainer, it’s the sushi equivalent of powdered wigs and black robes, which we have actually seen out here from time to time when two-steppers from certain parts of the Dirt bring their own lawyers with them.r />
  Dove says no matter how hard biped lawyers try to be professional, they all break out with some kind of weird around their sushi colleagues. The last time the union had to renegotiate terms with JovOp, the home office sent a canful of corporate lawyers out of the Dirt. Well, from Mars, actually, but they weren’t Martian citizens and they went straight back to No. 3 afterwards. Dove wasn’t involved, but she kept us updated as much as she could without violating any regulations.

  Dove’s area is civil law and sushi rights, protecting our interests as citizens of the Jovian system. This includes not only sushi and sushi-in-transition but pre-ops as well. Any two-stepper who files a binding letter of intent for surgical conversion is legally sushi.

  Pre-ops have all kinds of problems – angry relatives, rich angry relatives with injunctions from some Dirt supreme court, confused/troubled children, heartbroken parents and ex-spouses, lawsuits and contractual disputes. Dove handles all that and more: identity verification, transfer of money and property, biometric resets, as well as arranging mediation, psychological counselling (for anyone, including angry relatives), even religious guidance. Most bipeds would be surprised to know how many of those who go out for sushi find God, or something. Most of us, myself included, fall into the latter category but there are plenty of the organised religion persuasion. I guess you can’t go through a change that drastic without discovering your spiritual side.

  Fry wasn’t officially a pre-op yet, but I knew Dove would be the best person she could talk to about what she’d be facing if she decided to go through with it. Dove is good at figuring out what two-steppers want to hear and then telling them what they need to hear in a way that makes them listen. I thought it was psychology, but Dove says it’s closer to linguistics.

  As Sheerluck would say, don’t ask me, I just lurk here.

  THE NEXT DAY, I show up with Dove and List Checker looks like she’s never seen anything like us before. She’s got our names, but she doesn’t look too happy about it, which annoys me. List-checking isn’t a job that requires any emotion from her.

  “You’re the attorney?” she says to Dove, who is eye-level with her, tentacles sedately furled.

  “Scan me again if you need to,” Dove says good-naturedly. “I’ll wait. Mom always said, ‘Measure twice, cut once.’”

  List Checker can’t decide what to do for a second or two, then scans us both again. “Yes, I have both your names here. It’s just that – well, when she said an attorney, I was expecting – I thought you’d be... a... a...”

  She hangs long enough to start twisting before Dove relents and says, “Biped.” Dove still sounds good-natured, but her tentacles are now undulating freely. “You’re not from around here, are you?” she asks, syrupy-sweet, and I almost rupture with not laughing.

  “No,” List Checker says in a small voice. “I’ve never been farther than Mars before.”

  “If the biped on the other side of that portal is equally provincial, better warn ’em.” Then as we go through, Dove adds, “Too late!”

  It’s the same guy with the poles, but when Dove sees him, she gives this crazy whooping yell and pushes right into his face so her tentacles are splayed out on his skin.

  “You son of a bitch!” she says, really happy.

  And then the Poler says, “Hiya, Mom.”

  “Oh. Kay,” I say, addressing anyone in the universe who might be listening. “I’m thinking about a brain enema. Is now a good time?”

  “Relax,” Dove says. “‘Hiya Mom’ is what you say when anyone calls you a son of a bitch.”

  “Or ‘Hiya, Dad,’” says Poler, “depending.”

  “Aw, you all look alike to me,” Dove says. “It’s a small universe, Arkae. Florian and I got taken hostage together once, back in my two-stepper days.”

  “Really?” I’m surprised as hell. Dove never talks about her biped life; hardly any of us do. And I’ve never heard of anyone running into someone they knew pre-sushi purely by chance.

  “I was a little kid,” Poler says. “Ten Dirt-years. Dove held my hand. Good thing I met her when she still had one.”

  “He was a creepy little kid,” Dove says as we head for Fry’s room. “I only did it so he wouldn’t scare our captors into killing all of us.”

  Poler chuckles. “Then why you let me keep in touch with you after it was all over?”

  “I thought if I could help you be less creepy, you wouldn’t inspire any more hostage-taking. Safer for everybody.”

  I can’t remember ever hearing about anyone still being friends with a biped from before they were sushi. I’m still trying to get my mind around it as we go through the second portal.

  When Fry sees us, there’s a fraction of a second when she looks startled before she smiles. Actually, it’s more like horrified. Which makes me horrified. I told her I was bringing a sushi lawyer. Girl-thing never got hiccups before, not even with the jellies, and that’s saying something. Even when you know they’re all AIs, jellies can take some getting used to no matter what shape you’re in, two-stepper or sushi.

  “Too wormy?” Dove says and furls her tentacles as she settles down on the bed a respectful distance from Fry.

  “I’m sorry,” Fry says, making the pain face. “I don’t mean to be rude or bigoted –”

  “Forget about it,” Dove says. “Lizard brain’s got no shame.”

  Dove’s wormies bother her more than my suckers? I think, amazed. Lizard brain’s not too logical, either.

  “Arkae tells me you want to go out for sushi,” Dove goes on chattily. “How much do you know about it?”

  “I know it’s a lot of surgery, but I think I have enough money to cover most of it.”

  “Loan terms are extremely favourable. You could live well on that money and still make payments –”

  “I’d like to cover as much of the cost as I can while my money’s still liquid.”

  “You’re worried about having your assets frozen?” Immediately Dove goes from chatty to brisk. “I can help you with that, whether you turn or not. Just say I’m your lawyer, the verbal agreement’s enough.”

  “But the money’s back in the Dirt –”

  “And you’re here. It’s all about where you are. I’ll zap you the data on loans and surgical options – if you’re like most people, you probably already have a form in mind, but it doesn’t hurt to know about all the –”

  Fry held up a hand. “Um, Arkae? You mind if I talk to my new lawyer alone?”

  My feelings are getting ready to be hurt when Dove says, “Of course she doesn’t. Because she knows that the presence of a third party screws up that confidentiality thing. Right, Arkae?”

  I feel stupid and relieved at the same time. Then I see Fry’s face and I know there’s more to it.

  THE FOLLOWING DAY the crew gets called up to weed and re-seed the Halo. Comet fever strikes again. We send Fry a silly cheer-up video to say we’ll see her soon.

  I personally think it’s a waste of time sowing sensors in dust when we’ve already got eyes in the Main ring. Most of the sensors don’t last as long as they’re supposed to and the ones that do never tell us anything we don’t already know. Weeding – picking up the dead sensors – is actually more interesting. When the dead sensors break down, they combine with the dust, taking on odd shapes and textures and even odder colorations. If something especially weird catches my eye, I’ll ask to keep it. Usually, the answer’s no. Recycling is the foundation of life out here – mass in, mass out; create, un-create, re-create, allathat. But once in a while, there’s a surplus of something because nothing evens out exactly all the time, and I get to take a little good-luck charm home to my bunk.

  We’re almost at the Halo when the jellie tells us whichever crew seeded last time didn’t weed out the dead ones. So much for mass in, mass out. We’re all surprised; none of us ever got away with doing half a job. We have to hang in the jellie’s belly high over the North Pole and scan the whole frigging Halo for materials markers. Which woul
d be simple except a lot of what should be there isn’t showing up. Fred makes us deep-scan three times but nothing shows on Metis and there’s no sign that anything leaked into the Main ring.

  “Musta all fell into the Big J,” says Bait. He’s watching the aurora flashing below us like he’s hypnotised, which he probably is. Bait’s got this thing about the polar hexagon anyway.

  “But so many?” Splat says. “You know they’re gonna say that’s too many to be an accident.”

  “Do we know why the last crew didn’t pick up the dead ones?” Aunt Chovie’s already tensing up. If you tapped on her head, you’d hear high C-sharp.

  “No,” Fred says. “I don’t even know which crew it was. Just that it wasn’t us.”

  Dubonnet tells the jellie to ask. The jellie tells us it’s put in a query, but because it’s not crucial, we’ll have to wait.

  “Frigging tube-worms,” Splat growls, tentacles almost knotting up. “They do that to feel important.”

  “Tube worms are AIs, they don’t feel,” the jellie says with the AI serenity that can get so maddening so fast. “Like jellies.”

  Then Glynis speaks up: “Scan Big J.”

  “Too much interference,” I say. “The storms –”

  “Just humour me,” says Glynis. “Unless you’re in a hurry?”

  The jellie takes us down to just above the middle of the Main ring and we prograde double-time. And son of a bitch – is this crazy or is this the new order? – we get some hits in the atmosphere.