Whispering Nickel Idols gf-11

by Glen Cook

  Tinnie managed a straight face. But Penny wasn’t buying. “I know what he is.”

  I considered telling her the Dead Man wouldn’t get into her head uninvited. But he’d tried already. “What secrets can a girl your age have that would embarrass a four-hundred-fifty-year-old Loghyr? What do you have to lose? If it has to do with those weird cats, he already knows.” If he did, though, he hadn’t told me.

  “Uh… no. It’s just too personal. It’d be like rape.”

  I’ve never felt that way. Most people don’t. Still, some might.

  “Your father is at my house. It isn’t likely he’ll leave soon.”

  You could see her emotions warring. Cynical old Garrett wondered if she was acting. Cynical old Garrett suspected that Penny no longer needed to connect with Chodo. Her problems with A-Laf had been resolved, at least locally.

  Block and Relway wouldn’t let the cultists resume their wicked ways-particularly now they were known to be part of a criminal enterprise.

  I told Tinnie, “Talk to her. She won’t trust anything I say.”

  “About?”

  “Having a chat with my sidekick. Colonel Block and Director Relway will need all the ammunition they can get when friends of the Tersizes intercede for them and their immigrant pals.”

  The Tersizes had high connections, forged during generations of war. As did the Tates. But the Tates found legal new ways to make money. Some of which float my boat a little higher.

  Tinnie said, “Leave us alone. We’ll talk.”

  “Don’t tell her too many lies about me.” I eased round the bed. I could raid the kitchen during my exile.

  Tinnie read my mind, in her own special way. “You stay right there in the hall. I don’t want you around Rose or Kyra.”

  Rose would be Tinnie’s evil cousin. The black ewe of the family. I hadn’t seen her for a while. I hadn’t missed her, either.

  I slid into the hallway, commenced to amuse myself working heavy math problems. Two times two is four. Four times four is… uh… sixteen! Sixteen times sixteen is… uh… well, enough of that stuff.

  Later, hovering at the brink of some huge intellectual breakthrough, I got porlocked. Tinnie yelled, “Garrett! Get your homely tail back in here.” I got. Too much thinking is scary. “We have a deal. Let me get dressed. Then we’ll head for your place.”

  “You sure? You up to it?”

  “Yes.”

  “Oh, boy. Let me get my fingers loosened up and I’ll help.”

  “Back in the hall, daydreamer. Penny can help. We’re still talking.”

  I went back out. I tried to remember what my great breakthrough would’ve been, worried about Tinnie’s health some, then wondered how she’d gotten to the kid.

  69

  I went in first, delivered Tinnie’s message. Which was that she wanted to come have a sit-down about the need to leave Penny’s head alone if she came to see us.

  The Dead Man agreed. He granted every wish. Even before Tinnie finished laying out the terms. Suspicious. I know my fairy tales.

  Chodo had supplanted the deacon as favored loafing place for the cat population. He had about two dozen splashed all over him. And seemed pleased. Unlike the deacon, he smiled. Sort of. His eyes tracked. His mind was active. He managed enough expression to approve my choice in women when Tinnie stalked in. He didn’t seem able to move anything else.

  “Made any headway?” I asked the Dead Man.

  Some. But a saber-tooth never stops being a tiger.

  “The deacon seems subdued.”

  He is in an induced coma. He is strong and stubborn. He refuses to accept defeat. He fights on despite no longer having anything to protect.

  “So what great secrets did you ferret out?”

  Chodo watched me move around. He watched Tinnie, too. Hungrily. Creepily. She shuddered.

  Little of direct use. His compatriots mean to conquer the world, purportedly for the greater glory of their god, but in reality because they like being rulers instead of the ruled. He was a dastard and a crook before he converted. He remains a dastard and a crook. He was, in fact, one of Mr. Contague’s significant associates inside A-Laf’s cult. Today, either would happily sell the other’s soul to get out of this house.

  “And you wonder why the Goddamn Parrot made his getaway.”

  Iam fully cognizant of the facts in that matter, Garrett. I note that Miss Tate accomplished what you considered impossible.

  Miss Tate had that look people get when the Dead Man starts rooting around inside their heads. It’s a cross between pants-wetting terror and severe constipation.

  “Penny has issues with men. But she’s desperate to see Chodo.”

  Excellent. We can accommodate her. He is ready.

  “Are you?” I checked Chodo. He seemed close to human, buried in kittens. Almost the Chodo of old.

  Ioffer my most sincere bond. I will not enter the girl’s mind unless she asks me in.

  I asked Tinnie, “Can you make her believe that?”

  “Is it true?”

  “His word’s always been good, far as I know.”

  “A ringing endorsement for sure.”

  Singe came in with a bunch of paper. “Do we have any more paper? I don’t have enough to finish this report.”

  “Huh?”

  “What we have for the Colonel. From our guests.”

  “Hmm.” Interesting. “We?”

  “That poisoner. Kolda. He is in the small front room, recording what the Dead Man wants put into writing.” Facing the Dead Man, she added, “He needs rest. His penmanship is becoming unreadable.”

  “Kolda’s been here all the time?” I wasn’t sure why I thought he’d left while I was out. Maybe my frugal side was hoping I’d shed a hungry mouth.

  Tinnie interjected, “Don’t we have something more pressing to deal with?”

  “So go get her, my treasure. Work your wiles on somebody who don’t wear pants.” I turned to the Dead Man. “You have Kolda jot down anything from Mr. Temisk or his best pal?” I was thinking maybe we now had us a record of where the other bodies were buried. That could be handier than a wagonful of spades.

  Tinnie left. After giving me a poisonous look. Singe let her out.

  “You have something up your sleeve, Smiley. Be careful. Tinnie is steamed already.”

  He seemed mildly amused.

  Dean came in complaining about shortages.

  “We aren’t under siege right now. Jump on out there. Get what you need. Keeping in mind that we will end up besieged again if anybody finds out who we’ve got here.”

  The Dead Man volunteered, No one is watching at the moment.

  Excepting Mrs. Cardonlos, of course. But she didn’t count for much, anymore. Even the other biddies don’t have much use for a known informant.

  Funny how everybody favors law and order in the abstract, but don’t want to get into the kitchen and help cook.

  Dean was ready to go. Singe let him out. He was gone before I realized that I’d just given him the chance he’d been laying for. “Damn! I wanted to keep him away from the girl.”

  Not to worry. He is focused on marketing.

  I became distracted myself. How much of the true tale had we gotten out of Chodo? Could we use that to restrain the man?

  Probably not. Chodo was clever enough to weasel his way out of almost anything. Usually at somebody else’s expense.

  70

  Penny Dreadful came in shy as a mouse, ready to bolt at the least excuse. Nobody said a thing. Chodo was the last person she eyed, excepting for the deacon, whose presence disturbed her.

  Her presence bothered him, too. Despite his supposed unconsciousness. His nose pointed her way. His nostrils flared, then squeezed shut against an offensive odor.

  “Friend of yours?” I asked.

  She spit on the deacon, then plopped into my empty chair. Cats came from everywhere, swarmed all over her.

  “Somebody’s glad to see you,” Tinnie observed.
r />   Penny scowled at Chodo.

  He recognized her. Even I could feel the emotion.

  There was a human bone in the kingpin’s body. A paternal bone.

  I’d seen it before, of course. He’d been uncommonly indulgent with Belinda. Who’d loathed him all the more for it.

  Find a way to lure Miss Tate out of the room.

  What was he up to? “Sweetums, let’s see if Dean left the kettle on.”

  Lame. It earned me a dose of maximum-potency fisheye. She smelled something. She didn’t catch on, though.

  While we got the kettle on, my fat old weasel partner sold Penny the notion that the only way she could communicate with Chodo would be through him. Which, at the moment, was true. But the process didn’t have to include unfettered access to the inside of her head.

  It was that old chestnut about age and treachery trumping youth and talent. She let emotion override reason.

  Which was why he wanted Tinnie out of the room. She might warn Penny.

  He fed me a trickle of news so I’d know to keep Tinnie occupied while he facilitated the exchange between Penny and her pappy. That smidgen was interesting in the extreme. The stone is explained.

  “Huh?”

  Tinnie’s gaze popped up from loading the tea ball. “You get more primitive by the minute, don’t you?”

  “Ungawa! See fire hair woman! Yum. Me grab’um.”

  “You want hot water down your pants leg, keep it up.”

  “Make up your mind, woman.”

  Meantime, Old Bones continued. The girl slung that stone at you. That is the main secret she wants to protect. The presence of the sexton there was not accidental. He was looking for her. He had been following her.

  He anticipated my question. She wanted you out of the way. You were making it too difficult for Dean to help her.

  “She’s just a kid.” But Chodo’s kid. Of course.

  Tinnie gave me the fisheye. Again.

  The level of malice was not high. It did not occur to her that she might kill you. She wanted you injured so you would be out of her way while she got to her father and won him over. She was sure he would help her turn the table on A-Laf Being unaware that Mr. Contague helped midwife the modern cult. She does not, by the by, appear to be aware that the phoenix stones start fires, nor even that the priestess of her temple considered them particularly valuable. Along with the kittens, her mother gave her sacred jewelry, holy books, and a sack full of rocks. Without explaining the importance of the jewelry or rocks. Were I as cynical as you I would suspect that most of the stones confiscated by A-Laf’s partisans were really creek pebbles.

  Tinnie caught on. She swatted my hands away, snatched at the kettle. “You’re a total swine, aren’t you? What’s he doing to her?”

  “She tried to kill me.”

  “Bull. She didn’t, either. She just-”

  “You knew?”

  “We talked a lot. She’s lonely without her kittens.”

  “And you didn’t-?”

  “It was private, Garrett. You didn’t get hurt, did you?”

  I rolled my eyes in appeal to the sky. Even my best girl now?

  Before I could protest further, she said, “Somebody’s at the door.”

  It couldn’t be critical. Old Bones wasn’t spouting warnings. Dean couldn’t be back already, could he? The redhead wasn’t that distracting.

  Singe appeared. “Saucerhead is here. With that woman.”

  “Which woman?”

  “Winger.” Her tone left no doubt about her esteem for my friend.

  Tinnie looked relieved.

  “Saved by the cavalry, eh?”

  She stuck out her tongue.

  “You’ll pay, woman. Mark my words, you’ll pay.”

  She just sneered.

  Winger was more wasted than Melondie Kadare ever managed. “Garrett!” she burbled, blurry-eyed, using both walls to stay upright. “Yer a sum um a bitch, even if yer one a the good guys.” She leaned against one wall. “Jes need a minute. I’m messed-up.”

  “What’s this?” I asked Saucerhead.

  “A very drunk woman.”

  “That part didn’t get past me. I’ve got skills. I was thinking more along the lines of, why? And why here? She might make a mess.”

  “I think she’s done all of that she can. Less’n she can get her socks up.”

  “Even so. Singe, stand by the door. We’ll toss her out if-”

  Tinnie interrupted, “It’ll take all of you to do it.”

  Winger started snoring. She sank toward the floor.

  Tharpe told me, “The Dead Man said bring her in. He wants to know what she found out.”

  “She found out there’s a limit to how much she can drink.”

  “She’s upset. She’s misplaced Jon Salvation. She don’t remember where. Or how. She’s scared she might’ve killed him. Or something.”

  “Great! Well, let’s see if we can’t drag her-”

  There is no need to bring her in. I have examined her memories. They support what we have learned from these other sources while including little of additional interest.

  Winger’s snores turned into what sounded like a desperate fight for air. Her eyes popped open. She climbed the wall. “I know what I done wit’ ’im. I’t’ink. Damn fool.” She stumbled toward the front door.

  “Winger, you ain’t in no shape to go out there,” Tharpe told her. “You’ll freeze your ass. Tell me where he’s at. I’ll go scoop him up.”

  “Head, yer a sum um a bitch, even if yer a one a the good guys.”

  “So you keep telling me. Why don’t you just relax? I’ll find Jon.”

  “The Remora? You know where ’e’s at?”

  “You were going to tell me.”

  “You been holding out on me, Head. You never did like him.” Winger began to sag. “That place that’s like a ship. Grimes’ Cove. I ‘member he was wit’ me there.”

  Tharpe turned toward the door. The Dead Man filled us in on what Winger knew without knowing she knew. I said, “You don’t want to go back out without warming up, do you? Tinnie and I were making tea.”

  “A snack wouldn’t hurt, neither.” Tharpe shook his head, looking at Winger. “The things we do for folks just on account of they’re friends.”

  I avoided any comment.

  Saucerhead was working on a stale roll when Singe yelled. We burst out of the kitchen. Singe indicated Winger. Winger was making weird noises. She had her guts behind them.

  “Come on!” I swore some. “Get that damned door open!”

  Tharpe and I each grabbed an arm. Tinnie sort of nipped around the booted end, like a puppy trying to help without knowing how. Singe flung the door wide. Cold air blasted us. It woke Winger as we heaved her out against the rail on the stoop.

  Her socks came up.

  “Hey!”

  Dean was back. With a cart. Which I hoped wasn’t stolen. Winger’s rude greeting missed him by inches.

  Dean wasn’t alone. Seemed he always found somebody to help with the cart. Whoa! Hell. That bundle of rags was the lone member of the Contague tribe not already installed in the Dead Man’s room.

  “You. Get inside before somebody recognizes you.” Potential watchers should all still be gone to war, but why take chances?

  Draped over the rail, Winger gasped, “Blindar, yer a bitch even if yer a one a the good gals.” She cackled. “An’ yer sure as hell ain’t.” She tried to laugh, but her stomach revolted.

  I said, “Inside. Wait in the hall with Tinnie. I’ll help Dean.” Singe came out, too, while Tinnie took charge of Belinda. With little of her customary empathy. “Did you clean out the whole damned market?”

  Saucerhead concentrated on Winger. Winger was trying to aspirate her own puke.

  “You told me to get ready for a siege,” Dean said.

  “I did, didn’t I? Where did Belinda come from?”

  “I ran into her in the market. She was pretending to be a refugee. I told her to come
get warm.”

  I grunted under the weight of a sack of apples.

  “I thought that would be better than maybe having her go back into the Tenderloin.”

  “Yeah.” Damn! Those apples were heavy. “But why is she here? She should be back home waiting out the storm. She has to know there’s a war on.”

  “I think she’s afraid there’re traitors there.”

  “What does she know about the situation here?”

  “She knows it’s warm. And safe.”

  I started to growl. Exhaustion was closing in again. I was getting cranky.

  “I told her nothing. Her problems come from her disaffection with her father. It might be useful if she confronts him.”

  “Good thinking.” Maybe. I didn’t like his deciding what was best for somebody else. He tried too much of that with me.

  Singe went by. “Once again the ratgirl does the work while the human folk stand around jawing.”

  Belinda wasn’t in the hallway when I went inside. “Uh-oh.”

  It is under control. Join us once you deliver your cargo.

  Leave the rest for Dean? Fine with me.

  71

  Belinda took three steps into the Dead Man’s room. She froze, gaped at her father.

  Chodo sensed the new presence but could not see who it was.

  Take the deacon out when you go. Put him into the cart. Get rid of him.

  Dean gave me a hand. For reasons probably having to do with externally applied inhibitions, I didn’t wonder what Colonel Block would think about us turning his prisoner loose. Nor did I wonder why Old Bones wanted him running free. With my experience I should’ve been more suspicious.

  After a long adventure through nasty streets, Dean and I abandoned cart and deacon not far from the Al-Khar. We trudged home exchanging lies about who was more tired. I got there to find the seating arrangements in the Dead Man’s room revised. There seemed to be plenty enough kittens to provide several for every Contague. The big boy from Ymber was snoring. Harvester Temisk looked like he was dead. But he kept on breathing. Poor Harvester. His only role now was to take up space.