We the Underpeople

by Cordwainer Smith

  He gets away.

  He got away. See, that's the story. Now you don't have to read it.

  Except for the details.

  They follow.

  (He also bought one million women, far too many for any one boy to put to practical use, but it is not altogether certain, reader, that you will be told what he did about them.)

  At the Gate of the Garden of Death

  Rod McBan faced the day of days. He knew what it was all about, but he could not really feel it. He wondered if they had tranquilized him with half-refined stroon, a product so rare and precious that it was never, never sold off-planet.

  He knew that by nightfall he would be laughing and giggling and drooling in one of the Dying Rooms, where the unfit were put away to thin out the human breed, or else he would stand forth as the oldest landholder on the planet, Chief Heir to the Station of Doom. The farm had been salvaged by his great32-grandfather, and it was called Doom when he first inherited it, but the great32-grandfather had bought an ice-asteroid, crashed it into the farm over the violent objections of his neighbors, and learned clever tricks with artesian wells which kept his grass growing while the neighbors' fields turned from grey-green to blowing dust. The McBans had kept the sarcastic old name for their farming station, the Station of Doom.

  By night, Rod knew, the Station would be his.

  Or he would be dying, giggling his way to death in the killing place where people laughed and grinned and rollicked about while they died.

  He found himself humming a bit of a rhyme that had always been a part of the tradition of Old North Australia:

  We kill to live, and die to grow—

  That's the way the world must go!

  He'd been taught, bone deep, that his own world was a very special world, envied, loved, hated and dreaded across the galaxy. He knew that he was part of a very special people. Other races and kinds of men farmed crops, or raised food, or designed machines, and manufactured weapons. Norstrilians did none of these things. From their dry fields, their sparse wells, their enormous sick sheep, they refined immortality itself.

  And sold it for a high, high price.

  Rod McBan walked a little way into the yard. His home lay behind him. It was a log cabin built out of Daimoni beams—beams uncuttable, unchangeable, solid beyond all expectations of solidity. They had been purchased as a matched set thirty-odd planet hops away and brought to Old North Australia by photosails. The cabin was a fort which could withstand even major weapons, but it was still a cabin, simple inside and with a front yard of scuffed dust.

  The last red bit of dawn was whitening into day.

  Rod knew that he could not go far.

  He could hear the women out behind the house, the kinswomen who had come to barber and groom him for the triumph—or the other.

  They never knew how much he knew. Because of his affliction, they had thought around him for years, counting on his telepathic deafness to be constant. Trouble was, it wasn't; lots of times he heard things which nobody intended him to hear. He even remembered the sad little poem they had about the young people who failed to pass the test for one reason or another and had to go to the Dying House instead of coming forth as Norstrilian citizens and fully recognized subjects of Her-Majesty-the-Queen. (Norstrilians had not had a real queen for some fifteen thousand years, but they were strong on tradition and did not let mere facts boggle them.) How did the little poem run, "This is the house of the long ago . . ." ? In its own gloomy way it was cheerful.

  He erased his own footprint from the dust and suddenly he remembered the whole thing. He chanted it softly to himself.

  This is the house of the long ago,

  Where the old ones murmur an endless woe,

  Where the pain of time is an actual pain,

  And things once known always come again.

  Out in the Garden of Death, our young

  Have tasted the valiant taste of fear.

  With muscular arm and reckless tongue,

  They have won, and lost, and escaped us here.

  This is the house of the long ago.

  Those who die young do not enter here.

  Those living on know that hell is near.

  The old ones who suffer have willed it so.

  Out in the Garden of Death, the old

  Look with awe on the young and bold.

  It was all right to say that they looked with awe at the young and bold, but he hadn't met a person yet who did not prefer life to death. He'd heard about people who chose death—of course he had; who hadn't? But the experience was third-hand, fourth-hand, fifth-hand.

  He knew that some people had said of him that he would be better off dead, just because he had never learned to communicate telepathically and had to use old spoken words like outworlders or barbarians.

  Rod himself certainly didn't think he would be better dead.

  Indeed, he sometimes looked at normal people and wondered how they managed to go through life with the constant silly chatter of other people's thoughts running through their minds. In the times that his mind lifted, so that he could hier for a while, he knew that hundreds or thousands of minds rattled in on him with unbearable clarity; he could even hier the minds that thought they had their telepathic shields up. Then, in a little while, the merciful cloud of his handicap came down on his mind again and he had a deep unique privacy which everybody on Old North Australia should have envied.

  His computer had said to him once, "The words hier and spiek are corruptions of the words hear and speak. They are always pronounced in the second rising tone of voice, as though you were asking a question under the pressure of amusement and alarm, if you say the words with your voice. They refer only to telepathic communication between persons or between persons and underpeople."

  "What are underpeople?" he had asked.

  "Animals modified to speak, to understand, and usually to look like men. They differ from cerebrocentered robots in that the robots are built around an actual animal mind, but are mechanical and electronic relays, while underpeople are composed entirely of Earth-derived living tissue."

  "Why haven't I ever seen one?"

  "They are not allowed on Norstrilia at all, unless they are in the service of the defense establishments of the Commonwealth."

  "Why are we called a Commonwealth, when all the other places are called worlds or planets?"

  "Because you people are subjects of the Queen of England."

  "Who is the Queen of England?"

  "She was an Earth ruler in the Most Ancient Days, more than fifteen thousand years ago."

  "Where is she now?"

  "I said," the computer had said, "that it was fifteen thousand years ago."

  "I know it," Rod had insisted, "but if there hasn't been any Queen of England for fifteen thousand years, how can we be her subjects?"

  "I know the answer in human words," the reply had been from the friendly red machine, "but since it makes no sense to me, I shall have to quote it to you as people told it to me. 'She bloody well might turn up one of these days. Who knows? This is Old North Australia out here among the stars and we can dashed well wait for our own Queen. She might have been off on a trip when Old Old Earth went sour.'" The computer had clucked a few times in its odd ancient voice and had then said hopefully, in its toneless voice, "Could you restate that so that I could program it as part of my memory assembly?"

  "It doesn't mean much to me. Next time I can hier other minds thinking I'll try to pick it out of somebody else's head."

  That had been about a year ago, and Rod had never run across the answer.

  Last night he had asked the computer a more urgent question:

  "Will I die tomorrow?"

  "Question irrelevant. No answer available."

  "Computer!" he had shouted. "You know I love you."

  "You say so."

  "I started your historical assembly up after repairing you, when that part had been thinkless for hundreds of years."

  "Corre
ct."

  "I crawled down into this cave and found the personal controls, where great14-grandfather had left them when they became obsolete."

  "Correct."

  "I'm going to die tomorrow and you won't even be sorry."

  "I did not say that," said the computer.

  "Don't you care?"

  "I was not programmed for emotion. Since you yourself repaired me, Rod, you ought to know that I am the only all-mechanical computer functioning in this part of the galaxy. I am sure that if I had emotions I would be very sorry indeed. It is an extreme probability, since you are my only companion. But I do not have emotions. I have numbers, facts, language and memory—that is all."

  "What is the probability, then, that I will die tomorrow in the Giggle Room?"

  "That is not the right name. It is the Dying House."

  "All right, then, the Dying House."

  "The judgment on you will be a contemporary human judgment based upon emotions. Since I do not know the individuals concerned, I cannot make a prediction of any value at all."

  "What do you think is going to happen to me, computer?"

  "I do not really think, I respond. I have no input on that topic."

  "Do you know anything at all about my life and death tomorrow? I know I can't spiek with my mind, but I have to make sounds with my mouth instead. Why should they kill me for that?"

  "I do not know the people concerned and therefore I do not know the reasons," the computer had replied, "but I know the history of Old North Australia down to your great14-grandfather's time."

  "Tell me that, then," Rod had said. He had squatted in the cave which he had discovered, listening to the forgotten set of computer controls which he had repaired, and had heard again the story of Old North Australia as his great14-grandfather had understood it. Stripped of personal names and actual dates, it was a simple story.

  This morning his life hung on it.

  Norstrilia had to thin out its people if it were going to keep its Old Old Earth character and be another Australia, out among the stars. Otherwise the fields would fill up, the deserts turn into apartment houses, the sheep die in cellars under endless kennels for crowded and useless people. No Old North Australian wanted that to happen, when he could keep character, immortality, and wealth—in that particular order of importance. It would be contrary to the character of Norstrilia.

  The simple character of Norstrilia was immutable—as immutable as anything out among the stars. This ancient Commonwealth was the only human institution older than the Instrumentality.

  The story was simple, the way the computer's clear long-circuited brain had sorted it out.

  Take a farmer culture straight off Old Old Earth—Manhome itself.

  Put the culture on a remote planet.

  Touch it with prosperity and blight it with drought.

  Teach it sickness, deformity, hardihood. Make it learn poverty so bad that men sold one child to buy another child the drink of water which would give it an extra day of life while the drills whirred deep into the dry rock, looking for wetness.

  Teach that culture thrift, medicine, scholarship, pain, survival.

  Give those people the lessons of poverty, war, grief, greed, magnanimity, piety, hope and despair by turn.

  Let the culture survive.

  Survive disease, deformity, despair, desolation, abandonment.

  Then give it the happiest accident in the history of time.

  Out of sheep-sickness came infinite riches, the santaclara drug, or stroon, which prolonged human life indefinitely.

  Prolonged it—but with queer side effects, so that most Norstrilians preferred to die in a thousand years or so.

  Norstrilia was convulsed by the discovery.

  So was every other inhabited world.

  But the drug could not be synthesized, paralleled, duplicated. It was something which could be obtained only from the sick sheep on the Old North Australian plains.

  Robbers and governments tried to steal the drug. Now and then they succeeded, long ago, but they hadn't made it since the time of Rod's great19-grandfather.

  They had tried to steal the sick sheep.

  Several had been taken off the planet. (The Fourth Battle of New Alice, in which half the menfolk of Norstrilia had died beating off the Bright Empire, had led to the loss of two of the sick sheep—one female and one male. The Bright Empire thought it had won. It hadn't. The sheep got well, produced healthy lambs, exuded no more stroon, and died. The Bright Empire had paid four battle fleets for a coldbox full of mutton.) The monopoly remained in Norstrilia.

  The Norstrilians exported the santaclara drug, and they put the export on a systematic basis.

  They achieved almost infinite riches.

  The poorest man on Norstrilia was always richer than the richest man anywhere else, emperors and conquerors included. Every farm hand earned at least a hundred Earth megacredits a day—measured in real money on Old Earth, not in paper which had to travel at a steep arbitrage.

  But the Norstrilians made their choice: the choice—

  To remain themselves.

  They taxed themselves back into simplicity.

  Luxury goods got a tax of twenty million percent. For the price of fifty palaces on Olympia, you could import a handkerchief into Norstrilia. A pair of shoes, landed, cost the price of a hundred yachts in orbit. All machines were prohibited, except for defense and the drug-gathering. Underpeople were never made on Norstrilia, and imported only by the defense authority for top secret reasons. Old North Australia remained simple, pioneer, fierce, open.

  Many families emigrated to enjoy their wealth; they could not return.

  But the population problem remained, even with the taxation and simplicity and hard work.

  Cut back, then—cut back people if you must.

  But how, whom, where? Birth control—beastly. Sterilization—inhuman, unmanly, un-British. (This last was an ancient word meaning very bad indeed.)

  By families, then. Let the families have the children. Let the Commonwealth test them at sixteen. If they ran under the standards, send them to a happy, happy death.

  But what about the families? You can't wipe a family out, not in a conservative farmer society, when the neighbors are folk who have fought and died beside you for a hundred generations. The Rule of Exceptions came. Any family which reached the end of its line could have the last surviving heir reprocessed—up to four times. If he failed, it was the Dying House, and a designated adopted heir from another family took over the name and the estate.

  Otherwise their survivors would have gone on, in this century a dozen, in that century twenty. Soon Norstrilia would have been divided into two classes, the sound ones and a privileged class of hereditary freaks. This they could not stand, not while the space around them stank of danger, not when men a hundred worlds away dreamed and died while thinking of how to rob the stroon. They had to be fighters and chose not to be soldiers or emperors. Therefore they had to be fit, alert, healthy, clever, simple and moral. They had to be better than any possible enemy or any possible combination of enemies.

  They made it.

  Old North Australia became the toughest, brightest, simplest world in the galaxy. One by one, without weapons, Norstrilians could tour the other worlds and kill almost anything which attacked them. Governments feared them. Ordinary people hated them or worshipped them. Offworld men eyed their women queerly. The Instrumentality left them alone, or defended them without letting the Norstrilians know they had been defended. (As in the case of Raumsog, who brought his whole world to a death of cancer and volcanoes, because the Golden Ship struck once.)

  Norstrilian mothers learned to stand by with dry eyes when their children, unexpectedly drugged if they failed the tests, drooled with pleasure and went giggling away to their deaths.

  The space and subspace around Norstrilia became sticky, sparky with the multiplicity of their defenses. Big outdoorsy men sailed tiny fighting craft around the approaches to Old N
orth Australia. When people met them in outports, they always thought that Norstrilians looked simple; the looks were a snare and a delusion. The Norstrilians had been conditioned by thousands of years of unprovoked attack. They looked as simple as sheep but their minds were as subtle as serpents.