Sealed with a Diss

by Lisi Harrison

  SEALED WITH A DISS

  A CLIQUE NOVEL BY

  LISI HARRISON

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  A Sneak Peek of Bratfest at Tiffany’s

  A Sneak Peek of Pretenders

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  For Frankie Boy

  OCTAVIAN COUNTRY DAY SCHOOL

  “THE ROOM”

  Sunday, April 11th

  4:19 P.M.

  In the musty basement of Octavian Country Day School, eighth-grade alpha Skye Hamilton stood in front of Massie Block and the rest of the Pretty Committee and lifted her arms ta-da style.

  “So? Whaddaya think?” A tinny clang echoed off the dark walls as an avalanche of gold bangles tumbled toward her thin wrists. “Is it everything you ever dreamed of, or is it everything you ever dreamed of?”

  Massie Block was speechless.

  The last time she’d felt this shocked was in the fourth grade. She was innocently flipping though CosmoGIRL!, passing time while Jakkob painted caramel-colored highlights in her glossy brown hair, when she discovered that bikini waxes were not tacky bathing suit–shaped candles. From that day forward, Massie had devoured every magazine, every month, so she would never be that embarrassingly clueless again. But nothing could have ever prepared her for what she and her best friends were staring at now. Not even Vogue.

  “Do you luh-v the room or do you luh-v the room?” asked a bubbly blonde with Swiss Miss braids—one of Skye’s four BFFs, known collectively as the DSL Daters because they made super-fast connections with boys.

  “Um.” Massie side-glanced at the Pretty Committee, who were staring into the secret room they’d just competed for and won. Their eyes were wide and their mouths hung like Elsa Peretti Open Heart drop earrings.

  Kristen Gregory snapped the pink-and-orange terry Puma sweatband around her wrist. Alicia Rivera folded her arms across the black Nanette Lepore shrug that stretched tautly across her C-cups. Dylan Marvil twirled her curly long red hair. And Claire Lyons swiped the white-blond bangs away from her blue eyes.

  They had spent weeks fantasizing about this mysterious room and all of the things they would do with it once it was theirs. Secret rendezvous with the Briarwood boys, spa treatments during lunch, an eavesdropper-free place to gossip, a spot to stash spare clothes and makeup. Connie from the Ralph Lauren store was on hold to decorate, and Yuki-San from Zutto was set to deliver sushi on Fridays. But none of that would happen now. Because their private, ultra-luxe eighth-grade retreat had turned out to be a dark cave lit by a single red lightbulb. It smelled like wet toilet paper and dirty fish tank.

  Clenching her fists, Massie dug her French-manicured nails into her palms. The sharp stab was painless compared to the rush of humiliation that revved her heart like a massive swig of Red Bull.

  How dare Skye trick her like that! She’d promised them paradise! This so-called secret campus clubhouse was supposed to give them status during their final year at OCD, not night terrors.

  Everything blurred. Suddenly, Skye and the four DSL Daters, with their golden hair and matching light gray leggings, looked like a smeared painting of yellow balloons. If word got around OCD that Massie Block had fallen for Skye’s stupid practical joke, she’d be done. D-E-A-D, done!

  “Skye, you made us compete Real World/Road Rules Challenge style for an entire week to find the key to this? Gawd! Alicia’s dad is so gonna sue you for fraud and mental anguish!” Massie wanted to shout. But that would mean losing control in public. And that would mean lame.

  Instead, she flicked the brim on her olive-green army cap, cocked her chin, and applied a fresh coat of Glossip Girl Original Bubble Gum–flavored lip gloss.

  The sweet sugary smell calmed her instantly and gave her the courage she needed to attack. She cleared her throat and the Pretty Committee instantly backed up, taking cover in the dank darkness of the school’s basement corridor. They obviously sensed Massie was about to pounce and wanted to give her enough space.

  “Skye, are you a Diesel turtleneck poncho?”

  Alicia giggled in anticipation. Kristen slapped a hand over her mouth.

  “No.” Skye, who was casually stretching her hamstrings beside the open door, lowered her leg. The DSL Daters gathered behind the alpha and exchanged a round of what-is-she-tawking-about glances.

  Massie took a confident half-step closer to the eighth-graders.

  “Then why are you trying to pull one over on me?”

  The Pretty Committee burst into hysterical laughter and highfived Massie. She slapped them back with pride, not caring one bit if they were disrespecting Skye. After all, Skye had disrespected her first by making them compete for a fake room. And what self-respecting alpha would just roll over and take that? The days of kissing Skye’s Lycra-covered butt were more over than Nick and Jessica.

  Pushing back the sleeves of her fuzzy pink angora sweater, Skye wore an expression that was oddly peaceful for an alpha who had just been mocked by a group of seventh-graders. Her robin’s-egg-blue eyes looked friendly. Her pillowy lips parted slightly, as though she were too relaxed to even smile.

  “Maybe if you had the guts to go inside you wouldn’t feel that way.” “Yeah, go in,” urged the DSL Dater with the pig nose and long blond ponytail.

  “Yeah,” echoed the others. “Go on.”

  Someone tried to shove Massie forward, but she planted the heels of her mocha suede Miu Miu clogs on the graying linoleum and stood firm. Claire stood on her tiptoes and peeked through the narrow space between Dylan’s and Alicia’s heads.

  “What is this place?” she whimpered, looking into the dark, musty-smelling room.

  “It’s OCD’s bomb shelter,” Skye announced with the enthusiasm of a Disney World tour guide. “It’s in the basement, and then even lower. Two stories below Principal Burns’s office. Isn’t it better than the best?”

  “Opposite of yes.” Alicia tossed her thick mascara-black hair. “I’d rather get blown up.” “Take a look inside,” Skye insisted.

  The Pretty Committee instantly huddled together a few feet back from the door. Alicia reached for Massie, who shook her off, refusing to give Skye the satisfaction of knowing she was utterly creeped out.

  “Does anyone have a flashlight?” Alicia whispered. “I think I saw the floor move.”

  “What? Lemme see.” Dylan extended her neck. “Ehmagawd! That’s not the floor moving—it’s snakes!” She hid her face in Kristen’s post–soccer game armpit.

  “Shut up!” Alicia squeezed past Claire, hiding behind the snickering DSL Daters.

  Dylan stuffed her hands in the deep side pockets of her stylishly baggy Earnest Sewn denim overalls. “I think I just heard a tiger.”

  “Same,” agreed the others.

  The DSL Daters giggled.

  “It’s so pathetic.” Skye sighed.

  Sensing the beginning of a challenge, Massie stiffened. “What is?”

  “So many girls fought to win this room. And now you don’t even want it.” Skye finger-combed her buttery blond waves. “Your fickleness makes me think of those haters who buy pet bunnies and then abandon them when they realize that their pweshious widdle wabbits are wild animals that chew leather flats and leave poo pellets all over their beds.”

  Massie felt as though a Marc Jacobs wedge-h
eel boot had stomped down on her Pilates-toned abs. “Are you comparing me to an animal abandoner?” Skye shrugged.

  Massie gasped.

  “Puh-lease! I so boycotted Burberry when they started using fur.”

  “It’s true.” Kristen stepped forward. “She did.”

  “Yeah!” Dylan cracked her knuckles. “Who do you think made all the WHEN PLAID GOES BAD signs around school?”

  “Allie-Rose Singer,” blurted Skye as she straightened up from a demi-plié.

  “True,” Alicia admitted. “But guess who forced her to make them?”

  Massie grinned triumphantly.

  “Well, if you really loved all creatures as much as I do, you wouldn’t be afraid of a few snakes and you’d go in that room.”

  The prickly sting of adrenaline spread through Massie’s entire body. A challenge had been declared. Without a second thought, she reached for Alicia’s wrist. Alicia grabbed Kristen’s. Kristen grabbed Claire’s. And Claire grabbed Dylan’s. Like a group of first-graders crossing a busy intersection, the Pretty Committee held hands as Massie dragged them into the glowing red room with its low black ceilings and bone-chilling dampness.

  The door slammed shut behind them.

  “Ahhhhhh!” As if caught in a swarm of bees, Massie, Kristen, Dylan, and Claire hand-fanned the air with spastic urgency.

  “Call 911!” Alicia shrieked.

  “What’s the number?” Dylan screamed back.

  “Ahhhhhh!” Massie ran straight into a sticky spiderweb that stretched all the way from the black stucco ceiling to the snake-covered floor. She batted it off her head but couldn’t escape its menacing tickle. It was on her cheek, her arms, and her neck.

  Whooooohooooohooooo. Stayyyy outtt offf myyyy rooooommm.

  “Ehmagawd, a ghost!” Kristen shouted.

  Claire buried her face inside her Forever 21 kelly-green sweater coat.

  “Get out of my rooooooooom. GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOM!” the ghost moaned again.

  “Ahhhhhhhh!” The girls raced to the door and pounded and kicked and scratched. “Let! Us! Out!”

  All of a sudden, what felt like clumps of slithery, slimy insects dropped from the ceiling, landing in the girls’ deep-conditioned hair, on their shoulders and the tips of their designer shoes.

  “Ahhhhhh!”

  “Scorpions!” Dylan bear-hugged Massie.

  “Roaches!” Kristen frantically mussed her sweaty blond hair.

  “Locusts!” Claire covered her eyes and jogged in place.

  “Ewwww!” Alicia ran in tight circles.

  Massie’s lifelong credo—to remain cool under any and all circumstances—no longer applied. Snakes, spiderwebs, ghost moans, red bulbs, and tiger snarls made “cool” a nonoption.

  “Let us out of here,” she panic-begged. “Claire can’t breathe!”

  “What?” Claire palmed the black walls in search of the exit.

  “Re-laxxx!” cackled Skye as she yanked open the heavy black door.

  She flipped a switch by the floor, and suddenly the room was flooded with warm golden light. The ceilings were low and the walls were a rich pearly black infused with winking glitter. A mirrored disco ball began spinning above their heads, casting shimmering squares across the hot-dog-shaped room.

  “Rubber!” Kristen kicked a heap of black and snot-green toy snakes across the room with her Adidas soccer cleats. “They’re rubber.”

  “Told you they weren’t real.” Massie put a reassuring hand on Claire’s shoulder.

  Claire giggled with a mix of astonishment and relief.

  Skye switched off the iPod docked on a white Bose speaker cube at the back of the room, putting an end to the tiger roars and ghost moans. She clapped twice. “Let’s clear this place out and show them what they really won.”

  Massie stood fixed and firm in the center of the room, suffering from a full-body brain freeze. As the DSL Daters, armed with big green Heftys, whirled about, scooping up handfuls of fake reptiles and insects, she tried to formulate a fitting comeback or ultra-cool reaction. Something that would help her regain the pride she’d lost while banging on the dark walls, begging for mercy. Something that would show the DSL Daters they’d messed with the wrong girls. Something that might convince them the Pretty Committee had known it was a joke all along. But nothing came to mind.

  All Massie could think about was how angry she was at Skye for humiliating her in front of so many alphas. And how, in a weird sort of way, she was impressed by the intricacy of the joke. Maybe even inspired. Sort of like in those rare moments at school when someone showed up in a better outfit than hers. After the jealousy wore off, Massie always found herself reenergized and ready to do better. Of course, this was a zillion times more extreme than a case of outfit envy, but the desire to become a better alpha was the same. And for that, she was grateful and ready to move on.

  “I’m flattered.” Massie finger-tossed her bangs.

  The Pretty Committee’s perfectly waxed brows knit together in confusion, probably wondering where she could have possibly been taking this.

  “Flattered?” Skye sounded slightly disappointed by Massie’s sudden composure. Perfect.

  “Yeah.” Massie helped herself to one of the five pink faux-fur-covered director’s chairs that faced a Samsung flat-screen mounted on the far wall. “You ah-bviously put a lot of effort into this. Which means you wanted to impress us. So thanks.” She wiggled her butt toward the back of the fluffy seat and reclined. “I wish we had that much free time. But we’re always sooo busy, right, girls?”

  “Right,” the Pretty Committee answered back with over-the-top enthusiasm as they filled the empty pink chairs beside Massie.

  “It didn’t take us that long, did it?” Skye turned to the other DSL Daters for backup, but they were too occupied with their cleanup job to notice.

  “Whatevs.” Massie glanced around the dank, empty space, making it clear that she was unimpressed. “So where’s the real room?”

  “Here.” Skye beamed, splaying her arms like a flight attendant indicating a plane’s exits.

  The DSL Daters put down their trash bags and rallied beside Skye, under the silver monitor, their blond heads lining up with the bottom of the screen like a row of sunflowers.

  “This is it?” Alicia’s MAC Lipglass–covered top lip rose in disgust.

  Skye and the DSL Daters nodded with delight.

  “It’s a long sausage with five chairs and a TV,” Kristen snapped.

  “A burnt black sausage,” Dylan insisted.

  Claire giggled.

  “Too funny! They think this is an ordinary TV,” Skye said to the DSL Daters, who snickered at the thought.

  “This tee-veeee just so happens to be the best-kept secret in the country.” Skye pulled a remote covered in pink Swarovski crystals out from under her rose-colored bra strap. “Maybe even the world.” She pressed a button and the screen hummed to life.

  “We had a pink shag throw rug, five electronic foot spas, a movie-theater popcorn maker, a real Starbucks latte machine, two racks of spare clothes, and a makeup vanity fully stocked with the complete line of Hard Candy cosmetics in here, but we moved them out for the prank,” offered the DSL dater with long blond braids. “Everything will be back next—”

  “Move!” Skye hissed. Swiss Miss Braids hurried to the left of the screen and stood behind her. “It’s on.”

  A black-and-white image appeared on the screen. It was a shot of an empty classroom. The picture was gritty but still clear enough that it could be deciphered. There were no desks, only plastic cafeteria chairs arranged in a semicircle. Behind them were posters of wide sunbeams searing through fluffy clouds; a single drop of rain in an otherwise still puddle; football players in a postgame huddle, hugging. Beside each image was a stanza of poetry written in white, swirling script that was too far away to read.

  Massie side-glanced at the Pretty Committee, wondering if they had any idea what was so great about a low-def image of an empty cla
ssroom, in black and white, no less.

  “Um, Skye…” Massie snickered. “Dylan doesn’t get it.”

  Dylan smacked Massie’s dark-denim-encased thigh.

  “Have you ever wondered what boys are thinking?” Skye waved the pink crystal-covered remote. “I mean, really thinking?”

  Everyone nodded slowly, even the DSL Daters.

  Skye clasped her hands behind her back and began pacing beneath the screen. “Sure, they say they like you, but then they never text. Or they invite you to a dance and then hang out with their stupid friends all night. And how about acting like they don’t know you in public even if you spent the entire night before IM’ing? Don’t even try to ask if something’s wrong. All they’ll do is shrug and grunt and punch their buddies.”

  “Too true!” the DSL Daters hollered back.

  Massie shifted uncomfortably, crossing one leg, then the next. Skye’s little rant was way too on-target. At boy/girl parties, her crush, Derrington, always spent more time with Cam Fisher, Kemp Hurley, Josh Hotz, and Chris Plovert than with her. And he responded to texts with one-word answers. In fact, just last week Massie IM’d him with the latest on Melly Kantor’s post-yoga B.O. And how did he respond?

  With an F.

  A lone F for funny. Not even a TF for too funny.

  Just a single F.

  All weekend long, Massie wondered if Derrington was turned off because she’d mentioned B.O., or if he was somehow related to Melly and offended by the incriminating gossip. More than anything, she wanted to run these possibilities by the Pretty Committee for analysis. But she didn’t want them to think she was insecure about boys. So she suffered in silence.

  “I never have boyfriend angst.” Massie sighed, crossing her fingers.

  The Pretty Committee shook their heads, signaling that they didn’t either.

  “That’s because you don’t have boyfriends,” snickered Swiss Miss Braids.

  “Opposite of true!” Alicia snapped.

  Massie opened her mouth, ready to second that, but Skye didn’t give her a chance.

  “You may be too young for a serious relationship, but you’re never too young to know what boys are thinking. Because once you know that, you’ll know how to get whatever you want and whomever you want.”