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H.M.S. COCKEREL l-6

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by Dewey Lambdin


  And the weeks and months spent cheek-to-jowl with hundreds of fit, healthy, lithe young men, cooped up on the gun decks, swaying in a narrow hammock, with not one whit of privacy-living as celibate an existence as so many damned monks!

  Or else, of course.

  Ill

  Heu miseros nostrum natosque pateresque!

  Hacine nos animae faciles rate nubila

  contra mittimur?

  Alas, for those of us with fathers or sons

  alive! Is this the ship in which we

  thoughtless souls are sent forth in

  the face of a clouded sky?

  – Valerius Flaccus

  Argonautica, Book 1,149-152

  Chapter 1

  "Post nubila-Phoebus, Cony," Lewrie informed his man. "My thought for the day. 'After clouds-sunshine'!"

  "Iff n ya say so, sir," Cony replied, trying to shelter under a scrap of canvas in the bumboat, as Portsmouth Harbour seethed at the lash of a sullen April rain shower.

  Bare days after his antic over his half brother Gerald, there had at last come a packet from the Admiralty. Perhaps Rear-Admiral Sir George Sinclair had turned his toes up, or sailed. Perhaps some rumour of Garvey's past dealings in the Bahamas had come to light at last. Or, more likely perhaps, his and Captain Lilycrop's almost weekly letters to far and near had become such a nuisance to some overworked clerk- whatever, Lieutenant Alan Lewrie, RN, was ordered to make his way to Portsmouth instanter and report aboard the Cockerel frigate, a 32-gunned vessel of the 5th Rate currently fitting out, as her first officer.

  Even the gloom of a drizzly day could not dampen his appreciation of his new ship as they neared her, nor could spume, mist nor rain detract from Cockerel's aggressively angular and martial appearance.

  Her lower hull above the waterline was a glossy ebony, as were her bulwarks. Her gunwales were, however, buff-coloured, and gleamed with the sheen of prized ivory, slick-ened by the rain. The yards on her three towering masts were neatly squared away, of a golden buff from linseed oil or fresh paint where the wooden spars were bared to the gloom; courses, tops'ls, royals and t' gallants all in perfect alignment with each other a'span the decks, and lift lines tugged until each spar lay perfectly horizontal. And not a brace, parrel, halliard or jear hung slack, not a clew, brail or lift line varied from purposeful, straight-line perfection.

  There were touches of red and gilt about the transom and the taffrails, the quarter-galleries, windows and ports, and the lanterns aft. There was lavish gilt about the entry port. And what Lewrie could espy of the figurehead, an irate, wing-fanning rooster wearing a golden fillet crown, and the beakhead rails, was liberally coated with gilt paint as well.

  "Shiny as a new-minted guinea!" Lewrie muttered to himself as he marveled how devilish-handsome she appeared, as if she was fresh from the builder's yard-or she had a captain who possessed a duke's purse to bring her from in-ordinary, idle seediness to a state worthy of a royal yacht. Her captain had been named in Lewrie's orders as one Howard Braxton; but with no "the Honourable," "Sir Howard," or aristocratic title attached to his name and naval rank, which indicated inherited wealth. Perhaps Cockerel had been captained by one so rich, and had been turned over to Braxton entire, he speculated.

  Cockerel was supposed to be fitting out, yet to Lewrie's eyes, at last (and grudgingly) experienced with such matters, the frigate's "Bristol Fashion" orderliness bespoke a warship ready at that instant to set sail.

  Thankee God, Lewrie smirked to himself with relief; You surely know what a lazy bastard I am. Less work for me, my first week'r so, ha ha! She's better fitted out than any ever I did see!

  "Boat ahoy, there!" came a shout from the entry port. "Aye, aye!" Cony bellowed back, shucking his sailcloth cover, and Lewrie shrugged his boat cloak over his shoulders to expose his uniform. Cony held up fingers to clue the harbour watch to the requisite number of sideboys needful to the dignity of a first officer's welcome aboard. Despite the rain, Lewrie undid the chain about his neck and folded the boat cloak for Cony to tend to, so he could go aboard unencumbered by anything that could trip him up, or embarrass his first appearance before his new crew. He tucked his hanger to the back of his left hip, and half-rose off the thwart.

  Ariadne, Lewrie thought, vexed by the memory of his very first boarding, of being dunked chest-deep, nigh drowned, by the puzzles of slimy boarding battens, algae-slick man-ropes, and a ship rolling her guts out. Thankfully, there was little breeze and Cockerel lay still as a patient old hacking mare, gentle enough for a lady to ride. Man-ropes threaded through the outer ends of the battens were red-painted two-inch manila, taut as shrouds in the main-mast chains' deadeyes. And, he noted with relief, someone thoughtful had ordered fresh tar on the battens, reinforced with gritty sand to make a secure foothold.

  He scampered up lithely, inclining a bit towards the entry-port as the tumblehome of the ship's side retreated inward to lessen the weight of top-hamper and spar deck above her artillery's monstrous mass.

  His hat drew level with the entry-port lip as the bosun's pipes began to shrill. Marines slapped muskets and stamped their feet; sideboys lifted their hats, and a Marine sergeant and a Navy officer flourished half-pike or sword, respectively, as he arrived. Lewrie gained the starboard gangway (stepping far enough inboard so a sudden roll wouldn't sling him back where he'd come from) and doffed his own hat.

  "Alan Lewrie, come aboard to join, sir," he announced, trying to quash his sudden joy.

  "Welcome aboard, sir," the Navy officer said in greeting as he swept his sword down, spun it overhand with a practiced fillip, and resheathed it. "Allow me to name myself, sir… Lieutenant Lewrie. I am Barnaby Scott. Third lieutenant." If he'd said his name was Eric the Red, Lewrie would have considered it more apt; Barnaby Scott looked more like an ancient Viking raider (albeit a clean-shaven one). His body was thick and square, saved from brute commonness by his height, which was about two inches more than Lewrie's. Wide-shouldered, thick-chested, bluff and hearty as a professional boxer. Scott's hair was pale blond, almost frizzy, and only loosely drawn back into a seaman's queue that more resembled a horsetail that badly needed teazeling. His complexion was deeply tanned, though sporting ruddier colour on nose, cheeks and forehead. And his eyes were a disconcertingly penetrating watery blue.

  "Mister Scott, good morrow to you, sir," Lewrie smiled, taking his hand, which more resembled a bear paw, for a hearty shake. There was no choice about that; Scott did the pumping. "And you come aboard, sir, as…?" Scott inquired, cocking one suddenly wary blond eyebrow. "First officer, Mister Scott."

  "Thank bloody Christ, sir, and very welcome aboard!" Lieutenant Scott beamed of a sudden, and almost mangled Lewrie's hand with fresh vigour.

  "Our captain is aboard, is he, Mister Scott?" Lewrie asked, glad to get his hand back at last, with all the requisite fingers.

  "Aye, sir, Captain Braxton is aft in the great-cabins. Mister Spendlove?" Scott called over his shoulder without looking.

  "Aye, aye, sir?" a tiny midshipman chirped as he popped up from nowhere.

  "Escort Mister Lewrie, our new first officer, aft so he may announce himself to the captain."

  "Aye, aye, sir," the fourteen-year-old piped, almost bobbing in eagerness. Or relief, Lewrie wondered? What made his arrival such a joyous occasion?

  "I'll see to getting your chest aboard, sir," Lieutenant Scott offered.

  "Just steer my man Cony the right direction, Mister Scott." He turned to follow the boy to the quarter-deck ladders which led below from the sail-tending gangways to the gun deck.

  "Another hand, then? Bloody good!" Scott beamed, cracking his palms together with satisfaction.

  Cockerel, like all modern frigates, was flush-decked. Her after fourth was a bare and functional quarterdeck, with no accommodations in a poop cabin. It was broken only by the after capstan heads, the base of the mizzenmast, a double wheel, compass binnacle, chart table and traverse board aft of that, and guns. There were signal-flag lockers right-aft
by the taffrail, and a long coach top, a skylight which fed sun and air below to that worthy's great-cabins, between after hatch and the wheel. On either beam, bowsed up to the low bulwarks, were pieces of artillery; two long six-pounders and two shorter-barreled twenty-four-pounder carronades in both larboard and starboard batteries.

  Cockerel's gun deck proper stretched 130 feet from bow to stern, with the bulk of it exposed to the sky in the waist between the foc's'le and the great-cabins. There her main armament nested-twenty-six twelve-pounder guns, with some aft in the captain's quarters.

  Unlike larger two-decked ships of the line, her officers and men did not sleep, idle or sup jammed between the artillery. Frigates had a second, lower deck (confusingly named gun deck) below the gun deck proper, for accommodations, with hands forrud, Marines aft of them and the commission and warrant officers right aft, under the captain, in the wardroom. A frigate's captain was the only person to reside on the true gun deck, in solitary splendour of the great-cabins, which were as large as the entire wardroom.

  Tiny Midshipman Spendlove announced Lewrie to the Marine sentry on guard without the entry door, underneath the overhang of the quarterdeck's forward edge. The Marine hitched a deep breath, and banged the butt of his Brown Bess musket on the oak planks, then shouted out just what, and whom, dared interrupt their captain's musings. "Come." A laconic voice was heard from within. Lewrie entered, hat and orders under his left arm, in past the chartroom to starboard, and a roomy and inviting dining coach which lay to larboard, rich with waxed and varnished table, bulkheads and beams. On a gleaming sideboard there were coin-silver lamps and tea-things, ornate, highly polished brass accoutrements, much like what he had seen in Calcutta or Canton. The dish service was Oriental, too.

  He took in the usual black-and-white chequered sailcloth which covered the deck of the day cabin in lieu of formal tiles, and several carpets laid atop it. He'd seen their like before, as well. There were intricately figured trellis-patterned Hindoo and Bokhara, all red and gold and black. And a few pale green, beige or pale yellow Chinee carpets, with their enigmatic glyphs in their centers. To starboard was a seating area, made up of fancy-filigreed Chippendale-Chinese chairs and a real sofa, with ecru silk fabric, and side tables and bookcases of gleaming teak, a large square, glossy black construct he took for a wine cabinet, lightly sketched over with pale gilt scenes. For a moment, he thought he was back in a trader's "hong" in Canton, or his father's luxurious, Grand Moghul of a palace-bungalow in Calcutta!

  "Yes?" his new captain prompted at last with some irritation.

  "Sir…!" Lewrie harumphed, drawing his wits back to the matter at hand, ending his perusal (and rapid valuation) of his new lord and master's private digs. "Lieutenant Alan Lewrie, sir. Reporting aboard."

  "I see," Captain Braxton sighed, sounding a bit put-upon. "And you are to be my new first?" "Aye, sir, I am."

  Captain Braxton was seated to larboard, behind a heavy teak work desk, all scrollwork and leaving, inlaid with ivory chips in a "Tree of Life" pattern round the top of the outward-facing sides, and around the edges of the top surface. Braxton rose, careful not to smash his head on the overhead deck beams. Those beams, every exposed wood surface in his cabins, whether permanent structural members or temporary partitions, were highly Unseeded and waxed. Where paint did show, it was a pleasing, restful beige. And the traditional blood red bulwarks below the wainscotting were done in a brighter-than-Navy fiery, Chinee red, too. Against that, the squat black iron twelve-pounders seemed drab.

  Braxton was about Lewrie's height, in his middle forties, he estimated. His hair was so very curly, short and iron grey that Alan at first thought he wore a powdered tie-wig. His queue was very short, no lower than the bottom of his collar.

  For his age, Braxton appeared remarkably fit, and only just the slightest tad stocky. Most captains in their senior years, once they had gained purses to match their appetites, thickened about the waist. Braxton seemed to have avoided that.

  "Your orders, sir," he demanded, creating two deep vertical ruts between his thick, bushy brows. "Take a pew, do, Mister Lewrie."

  Alan sat down in one of the comfortable armchairs before the desk, turning to keep a wary eye on Braxton as he paced the cabins and read to himself. His face kept those vertical ruts, making Alan wonder if he always looked so dyspeptic and ill at ease. The Captain possessed a long, square face, with a thin, though jutting, chin. His nose was a weather vane, large and narrow. His eyes were on the small side, however, and set rather close, slightly downturned. And his mouth was down-turned, too, to the left side, as he spoke at last.

  "Served in the Far East, I see, Mister Lewrie?"

  "Aye, sir. Two years."

  "Don't recall Telesto" Braxton sniffed, dismissively. " Calcutta, Canton… 'pon my word, I don't. Held command of an East Indiaman, 'tween the wars. Spent years out there, d'ye see."

  "I wondered, sir," Lewrie smiled, hoping to ingratiate himself, "when I saw your cabin furnishings, well… it rather took me back, if you get my meaning, sir. Only a China hand'd appreciate…"

  "Yes, yes," Braxton cut him off.

  John Company captain, were you, Lewrie thought. Gad, 'tis no wonder Cockerel's so well appointed. Those buggers make Ј5,000 for the round voyage! And that's the legal sort. Little speculation in opium and such… sky's the bloody limit!

  "P'raps we'll get on together, then," Braxton continued, still frowning, though. "Navy Board must've taken my experience, and yours, into account, for once. Damn fools."

  "As if they intended Cockerel to… serve in the Far East, sir?" Lewrie stated, striving to cover his sudden qualms.

  Oh, bloody Jesus, is that why they…? Off to all those damn plagues an' shit, again!

  "I doubt they've that much sense," Braxton snorted with derision as he came back to his desk, flung Lewrie's orders atop it, and took a seat. " Indian Ocean, China Seas, full t'the brim with Frogs and their proxies. Half the princes, Chink or Hindi, eager to revolt. But…! Considerin' the Admiralty's poor parcel of collective wit, sir… well, I more expect we're off to Nova Scotia. Beyond orders to outfit and man, I've no word yet where we're bound."

  "I see, sir," Lewrie replied evenly, though with a great deal of relief.

  "Says you've had independent commands." "Aye, sir."

  "I trust you didn't develop any bad habits, Mister Lewrie. Such as getting so used to doing things your own way, you can't cope with an order." Braxton all but sneered. "Not at all, sir."

  "That was the last fellow's problem, why he didn't last under me. I will not have my orders questioned, ever, I'll tell you straightaway, Lewrie. I've captained a King's Ship, captained Indiamen, before you were 'breeched,' I expect. I will be obeyed. Hear me?"

  "Of course, sir," Alan agreed by rote, though mystified. "I run a taut ship, sir," Braxton informed him. "Officers and men, no matter. I'll brook no dumb insolence, no insubordination. I give a command, an order, I expect 'em to be carried out to my satisfaction, instantly. Can't abide being second-guessed. No schoolboys' debatin' society, no sir, not for me. Not from you, not from anyone. As first Lieutenant, you're my voice, my eyes. My whip, if it comes to it. Is that clear, sir?"

  "Well, absolutely, sir," Lewrie said with half a grin. "Those all go, pretty much without saying, in the Fleet."

  "Good," Braxton nodded, relaxing a bit. "Good, then."

  "Might I inquire how long Cockerel has been in commission, sir?" Lewrie asked, eager to get on more mundane matters.

  "Six weeks," Braxton shot back, sounding as if he was boasting, yet scowling as if it were one of Hercules' Twelve Labours. "And, no thanks to that incompetent fool, Mylett. Your predecessor, d'ye see? Slack, idle, cunny-thumbed as a raw landsman… how he ever gained his commission, I cannot fathom. Could have been done in four, sir. Four weeks, I tell you! Were it not for his dumb insolence, his belabouring of ev'ry matter. His idiocy. There's a war on, but Lieutenant Mylett'd not be stirred to energetic action. And obstreperous with me, to my ev'ry
instruction! Like it was peacetime, hah!"

  "I must say, though, she's…"

  "Another thing I'll tell you straightaway, Mister Lewrie," the captain grumbled, like far off broadsides. "It is my wish, nay… my abiding order, that Cockerel distinguish herself in ev'ry instance. Sailhandling, gunnery, stationkeeping… in action, should it come our lot. Cockerel shall be the most efficient command in the Fleet, or I'll crush those who fail her, like cockroaches! And the ones who fail me, d'ye see, sir?"

  "Aye, aye, sir," Lewrie all but gulped at Braxton's almost fanatical devotion. Damme, he thought; don't think I'm going to enjoy this.

  "She will be the triggest vessel, the cleanest, the best!" her captain announced with righteous heat. "Her crew the keenest, officers the most unerring and watchful. Or I'll know the reason why."

  "Aye, aye, sir."

  "She's full of raw landsmen, idlers and waisters. Pressed and turned-over hands. Her professionals 've spent too long in-ordinary, too long swinging 'round the best bower-rode at peacetime slackness. Frankly, Mister Lewrie, there're people aboard, commission and warrant, who need hard stirring. They've set too long, like treacle. Mister Scott, that burly popinjay… frankly, sir, there're men aboard need afire lit under their fundaments. Too few upon whom I may completely rely. I trust you will be one of those, sir. Indeed I do." Braxton leaned over his desk intently.

  "I'm certain you may, sir."

  "We shall see, won't we?" Braxton smiled of a sudden, relaxing and turning cheery. "For the nonce, get yourself settled in, make the rounds, get to know the senior people. You'll find my Order Book in your cabin… unless Mylett added theft to his long list of crimes. You will find my ways demanding, sir. But they are my ways, and they work. As for our needs concerning hands and such, I strongly adjure you to get on good terms with our second officer. He stood in as acting first lieutenant the last week. I' d hoped… well. If Cockerel is near-complete in her recommissioning, you have his efforts to thank for it. Once we discovered what a total disaster Mylett was. You'll find his insights more than useful."

 

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