Kitty Katt 14: Alien Nation

by Gini Koch

  “You should be back in the White House,” Joseph pointed out, still texting.

  “Yeah, but let’s be real. If Tobin has been doing what the rest of our enemies have—you know, memorizing our playbook—then there’s no way he’d expect me to be back in the White House. Any of us, really.”

  “So he wasn’t a part of this attack, he’s just taking advantage of the situation,” Jeff said. “Which sounds like the usual multiple plans going against us at the same time.”

  “Alien invasion, Club Fifty-One True Believer attack, and one of the Land Sharks making a move. Sounds like Wednesday.”

  Claudia snorted. “True enough. I win the Christopher lottery. He hasn’t taken Tobin anywhere—he’s concerned that Tobin’s got hidden tracking on his person or equipment and Christopher doesn’t want our locations given away.”

  “I wasn’t trying to win,” Reader said. “I was anticipating where to tell Christopher to either take or move Tobin to. Have him brought here, to Caliente Base. It’s already been breached, Christopher confirmed it as deserted, and the damage was minimal.”

  “And I was telling my team to not come here but to go help Christopher,” Tim added. “The flyboys are already with him. Floater gates are great.”

  “And I told Malcolm what’s going on so he’s not flying blind,” Lorraine said. “He’s back on-site here at Caliente Base, with Manfred and Siler, since your Uncle Mort’s cut them loose.”

  “I’ve confirmed that the children are all safe, including Lizzie,” Phoebe said. “I’m keeping day shift with them and have pulled in night teams as well. Your father is with them, too, Kitty.”

  “White House and Embassy are secured and have shielding up,” Joseph said.

  “Have advised the head of the P.T.C.U. of what the current situations are, including that we’re taking Amos Tobin in for questioning in regard to espionage,” Evalyne shared.

  “I’ve also advised Kevin Lewis of our situation,” Rob added. “He’s running point at Dulce.”

  “See? Everyone has a part to play.” Eyed Muddy. “That’s what we’re going to need to do, isn’t it? Convince almost two hundred countries that each of them has an important role in our brave new world.”

  “Possibly,” he said. “Many of you move fast, but you may not have time.”

  “Do we have time to question Amos Tobin?”

  “Probably not,” Chuckie said looking at his phone. “Because I think it’s time for the two of you to be seen here.”

  “Why so?” Jeff asked.

  “Because Serene just told me to get the two of you and your very obvious Secret Service details to her.” He gave us a weak grin. “It’s time for your close-ups.”

  “Should I change clothes?”

  “No,” Claudia said. “Raj just told me that the production company that wants to make Code Name: First Lady has asked for a meet and greet with you and the, ah, steampunk turtles.”

  “I’d suggest brushing your hair, though,” Muddy offered. “Unless the windblown look is one you’re happy with.”

  Heaved a sigh while I dug my brush out of my purse. “Christopher, tell your dad we need him here, pronto.”

  “Why?” Christopher asked, as he dialed. “For his diplomatic skills? Or because Paul is still at the religious summit?”

  “Oh, all those things and more besides, I’m sure. But mainly because I really want him to meet Muddy. I think I’ve just found Richard’s new best friend.”

  CHAPTER 32

  THE LESS SAID about our time with the press the better. Thankfully, when you’re the President of the United States, you don’t actually have to answer any questions you don’t want to—well, as long as you have someone running interference.

  Since we had Serene and her team on-site, they did most of the reporter wrangling, which meant that we had troubadours influencing everyone, so things went far better than we probably had a right to have hoped for.

  The questions were just what you’d expect—were we being invaded, were we being attacked by terrorists, what were the terrorists aiming for, why were the President and First Lady in Arizona—but troubadours were made for this kind of thing. My press secretary was at Dulce and Jeff’s was in D.C., but Serene and her team were great, and we were actually able to get out by merely having Jeff say that there had been an anti-alien attack, confirmed to have been perpetrated by Club 51 True Believers, confirmed that we were on-site because we were taking the threat very seriously, and that was all we could share at the moment. It didn’t satisfy the press, but it was good enough for government work.

  The Hollywood contingent were harder to shake off. How they’d gotten here so fast was a question I’d answered for myself when I saw several helicopters parked in the near distance, including one that had this production company’s name emblazoned on its side.

  However, the phrase “call my agent” still worked, and once I’d shouted it at them enough, they backed off, and then we took off, though sadly not at hyperspeed.

  We’d chosen to have everyone else, Turleens especially, go into Caliente Base to wait for us. So it was just me, Jeff, Serene, a whole herd of Field agents, and all the Secret Service agents one could ever want. Meaning that the moment we were done answering the press evasively and putting the Hollywood types onto the scent of an agent I didn’t possess, the Secret Service did one of the things that they did best and hustled us away from the madding crowd while keeping said crowd away from us.

  The Secret Service was better at this than the Field agents, in part because they had no compunctions about pushing someone out of the way, and in other part because they couldn’t use hyperspeed, no matter how much they might have wanted to. In most cases, this wasn’t great. However, when you needed to be seen leaving in a protected manner, it was spot on.

  We headed back to the “attack site” and went into Caliente Base. In addition to all those who’d been on the ground with us already, Viola, Carmine, and Romeo were back on-site, to go over their Base for damage and so forth. Our K-9 squad was back, too, because there was no way they were missing this. Plus, Prince, Riley, and Duke had missed me.

  Tobin had apparently been working alone, because Christopher and his team hadn’t found anyone else with him in his private office at the YatesCorp location, and if he had accomplices he was the only bad guy I’d met who wasn’t willing to throw them under the bus to save himself.

  He’d been brought here as requested, meaning it was time for us to do the old Good Cop, Bad Cop, Oh My God Cop routine. In the olden days, Jeff and I would have been involved with this. However, it wasn’t a great PR move to have the President involved in interrogations and, sadly, the same went for the First Lady. This gig took all the fun out of things.

  On the other hand, PR said it was A-okay for the Top Man and His Woman to watch from a vantage point that the prisoner couldn’t see. Caliente Base hadn’t had a police-style interrogation setup before today, but it was amazing how fast A-Cs could put that kind of thing together, especially with input and assistance from the K-9 unit.

  One big fishbowl conference room—one of the few with two entrances—was divided into sections. A third was given to the interrogation side, two-thirds to the watch and listen in secret side. Considering how many people and dogs we had on the watch and listen side, this was a wise choice.

  The interrogation side was blacked out or, as I thought of it, the fishbowl had been made hella dirty. One-way glass divided the sections. Had to figure this was one of the nicest interrogation setups around. The chairs were certainly the cushiest, and I had that confirmed by Melville.

  Chuckie, Reader, and Tim were doing the interrogation. We’d also scored the Matrix-style earpieces, courtesy of the Secret Service. So, Chuckie, Reader, and Tim could hear what Jeff, I, White—who’d come over as requested—Lorraine, Claudia, the flyboys, Buchanan, Siler, the K-9 team, the Secret Service,
and Muddy were saying to them or each other. Jeff in particular, since he would be reading Tobin’s emotions.

  We’d included Muddy because he was both interested and might have a viewpoint that would be helpful. We’d also promised the guys on the interrogation side that we’d talk softly because the earpieces were small, shoved into their ear canals, and extremely good, meaning a whisper would sound like a normal voice and a shout would cause them all to scream in pain.

  The usual interrogation pleasantries began. Tobin didn’t seem worried, or afraid, or even angry, which I found both interesting and worrisome. Jeff confirmed that Tobin was, overall, calm, with a bit of amusement and even a little glee here and there. Tobin had been searched for trackers and emotional blockers and overlays and been declared clean, but that didn’t mean that he really was.

  “I’m getting the right range of emotions,” Jeff said while Chuckie and Reader paced around the room and Tim sat opposite Tobin. “So if he’s got an emotional overlay on, it’s the next generation, because he feels right. Unworried and unafraid, but otherwise, he’s got the normal gamut of emotions going on.”

  Tim had the Good Cop role and—after Jeff had confirmed Tobin’s emotional state, and Chuckie had then outlined the crimes that Tobin had committed, and their accompanying penalties—he started in.

  “Look, Mister Tobin, we just want to know why you were trying to track and trace the First Lady.”

  Tobin shrugged. “I wasn’t. That equipment was planted by your agents.”

  “Lying,” Jeff said instantly. “Unconcerned about it, unconcerned if it will be traced back to him, too.”

  “Now, why would anyone, let alone any of us, do that?” Tim asked.

  “I have no idea,” Tobin said. “But I assume it’s to hide that you’re bringing in dangerous aliens to do some sort of worldwide coup.”

  Looked at Jeff. “I seriously want to know where he’s getting this idea. It can’t be from Muddy and his people. They don’t look threatening.”

  “Could he have seen the others who are coming?” Muddy asked.

  “It’s possible,” Jeff said. “But highly unlikely.”

  “Unless he has an alien helping him.” Everyone in my room looked at me.

  Jeff nodded. “Tobin firmly believes what he just said. That wasn’t a fishing question—he feels that he knows.”

  “Oh, wow. Um, Chuckie? Go for the ‘who’s giving you this intel’ line of questioning, because I’m betting that some or all of our A-C traitors may be working with Tobin.”

  “Now,” Chuckie growled, “why would you think that?”

  Tobin shrugged again. “There are aliens all over. We know it. The President tells us aliens were what attacked at Camp David last month. So, what’s to stop you from bringing in more aliens to combat them?”

  “That sounds suspiciously like he’s trying to pretend he’d support that idea,” Claudia said.

  “I think that spin would be a bad tactic for us to use,” Lorraine countered. “Though I’m sure Tobin would love us to give him something that big to work with.”

  “He’s trying to lead Chuck, to make Chuck give something away,” Jeff said. “Tobin doesn’t feel that he knows that this is why aliens are coming, he’s just guessing.”

  “Despite Claudia and Lorraine’s concerns, that could be a good reason for us to allow the refugees safe haven, Jeffrey,” White said.

  “Only not all will be in a position to fight,” Muddy pointed out for those new to this news.

  “Why would you think we need to do that?” Reader asked Tobin.

  Tobin rolled his eyes. “We needed to do that the last time we were invaded. Why would this time be any different?”

  “Just what kind of telephone system do you think we have?” Tim asked with a grin.

  Tobin chuckled. “One good enough to bring a boatload of aliens here who are still sticking around.”

  “He means the Planetary Council,” I said, “and don’t anyone say ‘duh.’ Someone remind him that those aliens came to welcome us into the Galactic Community.”

  “Duh,” Jeff said quietly. I shot him a glare and he shot me a very sexy grin. Decided to forgive him for the duh. “Kitty’s right, that’s exactly who Tobin’s thinking of. And he’s aware that we view them as friends. Interestingly, he’s not feeling that they’re enemies—it’s just something to use against us.”

  While Jeff was doing his explanation, Reader shared what I’d asked. Tobin didn’t look impressed. “Or they came to plot with you against us,” he said dismissively.

  “You know that’s not true,” Tim said.

  Tobin shook his head. “No, son, I don’t know that. All I know is that you all consort with any and all aliens and leave the regular humans out.”

  “That’s real,” Jeff said. “He’s jealous that he’s not in our inner circle.”

  “I feel the love. Not my fault he hasn’t done anything to earn our trust.”

  “I’m a regular human,” Tim said. “So is Thomas Kendrick. Neither one of us are left out.”

  “Thomas drank your Kool-Aid.”

  “Just what is that supposed to mean?” Reader asked.

  “I mean you’re trying to take this world away from the humans and give it to aliens. Any alien, as long as they’re not a human.”

  “He means it,” Jeff said.

  “Sounds like the typical Club Fifty-One True Believers rhetoric,” Chuckie said. “So, you’re basically one of our homegrown terrorists. You were tracking the First Lady to try to finish what your cronies started—her assassination.”

  “No one else speak,” I said urgently. “That’s the definitive statement.” Tim grinned, Reader rolled his eyes at me, and Chuckie didn’t react. But none of them spoke.

  Tobin didn’t stay silent too long. Well, at least not in comparison to how long he’d stayed silent before. A good thirty seconds passed—during which time Chuckie looked deadly, Tim looked bored, and Reader looked pissed—before he finally spoke.

  “No.”

  Jeff grunted. “He doesn’t want to kill Kitty. At least emotionally she’s not a target. He feels . . . amused by the idea.”

  Chuckie rolled his eyes. “Right.” He looked at Reader. “Tell the cops we’ll be taking this one. I presume he was involved with the attack on the precinct, too.”

  “I have rights,” Tobin said.

  Chuckie got right in his face. “Not in this room, you don’t. You’ve been involved in a terrorist attack on American soil and American targets, as well as on American Centaurion soil and American Centaurion targets. News flash—that makes you a terrorist. There will be a fight between the CIA, the FBI, and Homeland Security for which Agency gets to grill you. I’m betting we’ll play nicely together and share the love, though. Because you and your lunatic friends attacking our President and our First Lady under the nauseating purity of the race idea just moved you up to Public Enemy Number One.”

  Tobin snorted. “I’m not a terrorist, son. And you can’t disappear me—I’m a powerful public figure.”

  “We can,” I said. “YatesCorp has the Bloodline Clause. And we have several people who can prove blood ties to Ronald Yates. All we have to do is announce that we’ve found Yates progeny and the Board will have to be focused on that.”

  Chuckie smirked. “Really? Well, I hope you can prove that you’re related to Ronald Yates, then.”

  Tobin blinked. “Excuse me?”

  Jeff sat up. “That has his attention and, for the first time, he’s worried.”

  “YatesCorp has an interesting clause in its governing documents,” Chuckie said. “All someone has to do in order to take a full seat on the board, with all the salary and rights and so forth, is to prove a genetic connection to Ronald Yates. Now, you’re not going to sit there and tell me that you don’t know about that.”

  “I
have no idea—”

  “Bull,” Reader said. “There’s no way you don’t know about it. You’re not trying to stop a supposed alien invasion. You’re trying to remove anyone you think might have a blood tie to Ronald Yates.”

  Looked at Jeff. “Starting with you.”

  CHAPTER 33

  THAT TOBIN HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE wasn’t a shock. That it hadn’t dawned on us before that he’d probably be looking to protect his interests was the shocker.

  There were a lot of people with provable Yates bloodline out there. All the Martini clan other than Alfred and the men who’d married Jeff’s sisters, due to Jeff’s mother, Lucinda. All the White clan other than Amy. Serene and her son, Patrick. Mahin Sherazi, who was a hybrid. Siler, if his DNA hadn’t been too altered by his parents. Nerida Alfero and any other hybrid Crazy Eights or Yates Family Players that might still be alive. Heck, even the Ronaldo Al Dejahl clone who was on Beta Eight, aka Ronaldo 2.0, probably could make a claim that would stick. Basically, there was a lot of competition for board seats, and it would make sense that said board would be fully in support of Tobin ensuring that there was no competition left alive.

  But it wouldn’t take all of them. It would only take Jeff. Because if the President of the United States was now on the YatesCorp board and shared that he didn’t care for the dude running the corporation, then said dude would be out faster than Tobin could utter one of his folksy sayings.

  And if the President couldn’t serve due to the requirements of office, well then, his uncle and cousin certainly could. Meaning Christopher and White were also on the Assassination Roll Call List.

  Missed the Dingo and Surly Vic fiercely right now. Because they’d have known what was going on and either stopped it or told me how to protect against it.