Penny Dreadful Adventures: Mysteries of London 2: The Mysteries of London (Exposing the Truth)

by Hall, Ian

  "I should abstain from doing all this; I should be able to put any one else out of your way for you, when you get rid of this Count of Morven, as you assuredly will; for I know him too well not to be sure of that."

  "Get rid of him!"

  "Exactly, in the same manner you got rid of the old count."

  "Then I accept your terms."

  "It is agreed, then?"

  "Yes, quite."

  "Well, then, you must order me some rooms in a tower, where I can pursue my studies in quiet."

  "You will be seen and noticed -- all will be discovered."

  "No, indeed, I will take care of that. I can so far disguise myself that he will not recognise me, and you can give out I am a philosopher or necromancer, or what you will; no one will come to me -- they will be terrified."

  "Very well."

  "And the gold?"

  "Shall be forthcoming as soon as I can get it. The count has placed all his gold in safe keeping, and all I can seize are the rents as they become due."

  "Very well; but let me have them. In the meantime you must provide for me, as I have come here with the full intention of staying here, or in some neighbouring town."

  "Indeed!"

  "Yes; and my servant must be discharged, as I want none here."

  The countess called to an attendant and gave the necessary orders, and afterwards remained some time with the stranger, who had thus so unceremoniously thrust himself upon her, and insisted upon staying under such strange and awful circumstances.

  * * * *

  The Count of Morven came a few weeks after, and remained some days with the countess. They were ceremonious and polite until they had a moment to retire from before people, when the countess changed her cold disdain to a cordial and familiar address.

  "And now, my dear Morven," she exclaimed, as soon as they were unobserved -- "and now, my dear Morven, that we are not seen, tell me, what have you been doing with yourself?"

  "Why, I have been in some trouble. I never had gold that would stay by me. You know my hand was always open."

  "The old complaint again."

  "No; but having come to the end of my store, I began to grow serious."

  "Ah, Morven!" said the countess, reproachfully.

  "Well, never mind; when my purse is low my spirits sink, as the mercury does with the cold. You used to say my spirits were mercurial -- I think they were."

  "Well, what did you do?"

  "Oh, nothing."

  "Was that what you were about to tell me?" inquired the countess.

  "Oh, dear, no. You recollect the Italian quack of whom I bought the drug you gave to the count, and which put an end to his days -- he wanted more money. Well, as I had no more to spare, I could spare no more to him, and he turned vicious, and threatened. I threatened, too, and he knew I was fully able and willing to perform any promise I might make to him on that score. I endeavoured to catch him, as he had already began to set people off on the suspicious and marvellous concerning me, and if I could have come across him, I would have laid him very low indeed."

  "And you could not find him?"

  "No, I could not."

  "Well, then, I will tell you where he is at this present moment."

  "You?"

  "Yes, I."

  "I can scarcely credit my senses at what you say," said Count Morven. "My worthy doctor, you are little better than a candidate for divine honours. But where is he?"

  "Will you promise to be guided by me?" said the countess.

  "If you make it a condition upon which you grant the information, I must."

  "Well, then, I take that as a promise."

  "You may. Where -- oh, where is he?"

  "Remember your promise. Your doctor is at this moment in this castle."

  "This castle?"

  "Yes, this castle."

  "Surely there must be some mistake; it is too much fortune at once."

  "He came here for the same purpose he went to you."

  "Indeed!"

  "Yes, to get more money by extortion and a promise to poison anybody I liked."

  "D -- n! it is the offer he made to me, and he named you."

  "He named you to me, and said I should be soon tired of you."

  "You have caged him?"

  "Oh, dear, no; he has a suite of apartments in the eastern tower, where he passes for a philosopher, or a wizard, as people like best."

  "How?"

  "I have given him leave there."

  "Indeed!"

  "Yes; and what is more amazing is, that he is to aid me in poisoning you when I have become tired of you."

  "This is a riddle I cannot unravel; tell me the solution."

  "Well, dear, listen, -- he came to me and told me of something I already knew, and demanded money and a residence for his convenience, and I have granted him the asylum."

  "You have?"

  "I have."

  "I see; I will give him an inch or two of my Andrea Ferrara."

  "No -- no."

  "Do you countenance him?"

  "For a time. Listen -- we want men in the mines; my late husband sent very few men to them in late years, and therefore they are getting short of men there."

  "Aye, aye."

  "The thing will be for you to feign ignorance of the man, and then you will be able to get him seized, and placed in the mines, for such men as he are dangerous, and carry poisoned weapons."

  "Would he not be better out of the world at once; there would be no escape, and no future contingencies?"

  "No -- no. I will have no more lives taken; and he will be made useful; and, moreover, he will have time to reflect upon the mistake he had made in threatening me."

  "He was paid for the job, and he had no future claim. But what about the child?"

  "Oh, he may remain for some time longer here with us."

  "It will be dangerous to do so," said the count; "he is now ten years old, and there is no knowing what may be done for him by his relatives."

  "They dare not enter the gates of this castle Morven."

  "Well, well; but you know he might have travelled the same road as his father, and all would be settled."

  "No more lives, as I told you; but we can easily secure him in some other way, and we shall be equally as free from him and them."

  "That is enough -- there are dungeons, I know, in this castle, and he can be kept there safe enough."

  "He can; but that is not what I propose. We can put him in the mines and confine him as a lunatic."

  "Excellent!"

  "You see, we must make those mines more productive somehow or other; they would be so, but the count would not hear of it; he said it was so inhuman, they were so destructive of life."

  "Psha! what were the mines intended for if not for use?"

  "Exactly -- I often said so, but he always put a negative to it."

  "We'll make use of an affirmative, my dear countess, and see what will be the result in a change of policy. By the way, when will our marriage be celebrated?"

  "Not for some months."

  "How, so long? I am impatient."

  "You must restrain your impatience -- but we must have the boy settled first, and the count will have been dead a longer time then, and we shall not give so much scandal to the weak-minded fools that were his friends, for it will be dangerous to have so many events happen about the same period."

  "You shall act as you think proper -- but the first thing to be done will be, to get this cunning doctor quietly out of the way."

  "Yes."

  "I must contrive to have him seized, and carried to the mines."

  "Beneath the tower in which he lives is a trap-door and a vault, from which, by means of another trap and vault, is a long subterranean passage that leads to a door that opens into one end of the mines; near this end live several men whom you must give some reward to, and they will, by concert, seize him, and set him to work."

  "And if he will not work?"

  "Why, they will
scourge him in such a manner, that he would be afraid even of a threat of repetition of the same treatment."

  "That will do. But I think the worthy doctor will split himself with rage and malice, he will be like a caged tiger."

  "But he will be denuded of his teeth and claws," replied the countess, smiling; "therefore he will have leisure to repent of having threatened his employers."

  * * * *

  Some weeks passed over, and the Count of Morven contrived to become acquainted with the doctor. They appeared to be utter strangers to each other, though each knew the other; the doctor having disguised himself, he believed the disguise impenetrable, and therefore sat at ease.

  "Worthy doctor," said the count to him, one day; "you have, no doubt, in your studies, become acquainted with many of the secrets of science."

  "I have, my lord count; I may say there are few that are not known to Father Aldrovani. I have spent many years in research."

  "Indeed!"

  "Yes; the midnight lamp has burned till the glorious sun has reached the horizon, and brings back the day, and yet have I been found beside my books."

  "'Tis well; men like you should well know the value of the purest and most valuable metals the earth produces?"

  "I know of but one -- that is gold!"

  "'Tis what I mean."

  "But 'tis hard to procure from the bowels of the earth -- from the heart of these mountains by which we are surrounded."

  "Yes, that is true. But know you not the owners of this castle and territory possess these mines and work them?"

  "I believe they do; but I thought they had discontinued working them some years."

  "Oh, no! that was given out to deceive the government, who claimed so much out of its products."

  "Oh! ah! aye, I see now."

  "And ever since they have been working it privately, and storing bars of gold up in the vaults of this -- "

  "Here, in this castle?"

  "Yes, beneath this very tower -- it being the least frequented -- the strongest, and perfectly inaccessible from all sides, save the castle -- it was placed there for the safest deposit."

  "I see; and there is much gold deposited in the vaults?"

  "I believe there is an immense quantity in the vaults."

  "And what is your motive for telling me of this hoard of the precious metal?"

  "Why, doctor, I thought that you or I could use a few bars; and that, if we acted in concert, we might be able to take away, at various times, and secrete, in some place or other, enough to make us rich men for all our lives."

  "I should like to see this gold before I said anything about it," replied the doctor, thoughtfully.

  "As you please; do you find a lamp that will not go out by the sudden draughts of air, or have the means of relighting it, and I will accompany you."

  "When?"

  "This very night, good doctor, when you shall see such a golden harvest you never yet hoped for, or even believed in."

  "To-night be it, then," replied the doctor. "I will have a lamp that will answer our purpose, and some other matters."

  "Do, good doctor," and the count left the philosopher's cell.

  * * * *

  "The plan takes," said the count to the countess, "give me the keys, and the worthy man will be in safety before daylight."

  "Is he not suspicious?"

  "Not at all."

  * * * *

  That night, about an hour before midnight, the Count Morven stole towards the philosopher's room. He tapped at the door.

  "Enter," said the philosopher.

  The count entered, and saw the philosopher seated, and by him a lamp of peculiar construction, and incased in gauze wire, and a cloak.

  "Are you ready?" inquired the count.

  "Quite," he replied.

  "Is that your lamp?"

  "It is."

  "Follow me, then, and hold the lamp tolerably high, as the way is strange, and the steps steep."

  "Lead on."

  "You have made up your mind, I dare say, as to what share of the undertaking you will accept of with me."

  "And what if I will not?" said the philosopher, coolly.

  "It falls to the ground, and I return the keys to their place."

  "I dare say I shall not refuse, if you have not deceived me as to the quantity and purity of the metal they have stored up."

  "I am no judge of these metals, doctor. I am no assayest; but I believe you will find what I have to show you will far exceed your expectations on that head."

  "'Tis well; proceed."

  They had now got to the first vault, in which stood the first door, and, with some difficulty, they opened the vault door.

  "It has not been opened for some time," said the philosopher.

  "I dare say not, they seldom used to go here, from what I can learn, though it is kept a great secret."

  "And we can keep it so, likewise."

  "True."

  They now entered the vault, and came to the second door, which opened into a kind of flight of steps, cut out of the solid rock, and then along a passage cut out of the mountain, of some kind of stone, but not so hard as the rock itself.

  "You see," said the count, "what care has been taken to isolate the place, and detach it from the castle, so that it should not be dependent upon the possessor of the castle. This is the last door but one, and now prepare yourself for a surprise, doctor, this will be an extraordinary one."

  So saying, the count opened the door, and stepped on one side, when the doctor approached the place, and was immediately thrust forward by the count and he rolled down some steps into the mine, and was immediately seized by some of the miners, who had been stationed there for that purpose, and carried to a distant part of the mine, there to work for the remainder of his life.

  The count, seeing all secure, refastened the doors, and returned to the castle. A few weeks after this the body of a youth, mangled and disfigure, was brought to the castle, which the countess said was her son's body.

  The count had immediately secured the real heir, and thrust him into the mines, there to pass a life of labour and hopeless misery.

  * * * *

  There was a high feast held. The castle gates were thrown open, and everybody who came were entertained without question.

  This was on the occasion of the count's and countess's marriage. It seemed many months after the death of her son, whom she affected to mourn for a long time.

  However, the marriage took place, and in all magnificence and splendour. The countess again appeared arrayed in splendour and beauty: she was proud and haughty, and the count was imperious.

  In the mean time, the young Count de Hugo de Verole was confined in the mines, and the doctor with him.

  By a strange coincidence, the doctor and the young count became companions, and the former, meditating projects of revenge, educated the young count as well as he was able for several years in the mines, and cherished in the young man a spirit of revenge. They finally escaped together, and proceeded to Leyden, where the doctor had friends, and where he placed his pupil at the university, and thus made him a most efficient means of revenge, because the education of the count gave him a means of appreciating the splendour and rank he had been deprived of. He, therefore, determined to remain at Leyden until he was of age, and then apply to his father's friends, and then to his sovereign, to dispossess and punish them both for their double crimes.

  The count and countess lived on in a state of regal splendour. The immense revenue of his territory, and the treasure the late count had amassed, as well as the revenue that the mines brought in, would have supported a much larger expenditure than even their tastes disposed them to enjoy.

  They had heard nothing of the escape of the doctor and the young count. Indeed, those who knew of it held their peace and said nothing about it, for they feared the consequences of their negligence. The first intimation they received was at the hands of a state messenger, summoning them to deliver up the castl
e revenues and treasure of the late count.

  This was astonishing to them, and they refused to do so, but were soon after seized upon by a regiment of cuirassiers sent to take them, and they were accused of the crime of murder at the instance of the doctor.

  They were arraigned and found guilty, and, as they were of the patrician order, their execution was delayed, and they were committed to exile. This was done out of favour to the young count, who did not wish to have his family name tainted by a public execution, or their being confined like convicts.

  The count and countess quitted Hungary, and settled in Italy, where they lived upon the remains of the Count of Morven's property, shorn of all their splendour but enough to keep them from being compelled to do any menial office.

  The young count took possession of his patrimony and his treasure at last, such as was left by his mother and her paramour.

  The doctor continued to hide his crimes from the young count, and the perpetrators denying all knowledge of it, he escaped; but he returned to his native place, Leyden, with a reward for his services from the young count.

  Flora rose from her perusal of the manuscript, which here ended, and even as she did so, she heard a footstep approaching her chamber door.

  --

  A Trip to the Country

  I finished my work by dinnertime, and started on Burke and Hare right away, determined to get all my writing done early in case the partners were headed to the country again. I found I physically had to rein my pen to write slower, such was my urgency to uncover the truth of the vampyre puzzle. But past the first few words, I slowed to an irritating pace. To my horror I did not finish the piece until Wednesday morning.

  I include it here.

  BURKE AND HARE; MURDER MOST GRUESOME

  (AN EDINBURGH TALE OF DEPRAVITY AND INHUMANITY)

  By Alexander Mair MacNeill

  Chapter 4

  The Women of the Street

  It is said of men who follow the path of death and destruction that fortune is their destiny, be it either good or bad. In the case of William Burke, it seems his fortune on a fine July morning was impeccable. While walking in the Canongate, Edinburgh’s Royal Mile, he met two young women, Mary Haldane and Janet Brown. Both were street ladies, tired from a nights carousing, both young, and both pretty.