Deader Still sc-2

by Anton Strout

  No wonder Godfrey always seemed to be there in a timely fashion. That explained his appearance at the docks the other day. He was the perfect historian, always on the scene to record events as they happened. But the way the Department kept him in the dark about this power irked me to no end.

  “So he doesn’t suspect anything?”

  “Nothing,” he said. “The files on him aren’t even on record down in the Gauntlet for fear he might come across a mention of himself. His unusual case even caught the eye of the Enchancellors. It was decided from the top down, Simon, that in order to keep his potential within the Department viable, Godfrey Candella must never be made aware of what he truly is.”

  I sat there in quiet after the Inspectre finished. I didn’t know exactly what to say. Godfrey was definitely a boon to the Department. Having information in our line of work was crucial, and having someone who could be on the scene to record it was a definite advantage. Didn’t he have the right to know, though? With a power like that, it sucked that Godfrey Candella remained in the dark.

  It also sucked that I was going to use him without his knowledge, but I had to do something to keep more people from dying at the hands of the chupacabra.

  I swore myself to secrecy with the Inspectre and headed off to my rendezvous with Mina, for what I hoped to be my last crime ever.

  26

  A late-night crowd filled the coffeehouse and Mina was once again waiting in one of the comfy lounge chairs when I emerged through the curtains of the theater, her legs kicked up over the arm of the chair. Her head lolled back in boredom. A black duffel bag with a shoulder strap sat next to the chair. She noticed me walking toward her and rolled her eyes.

  “Moved on to the Grim Reaper, I see,” she said.

  “I’m sorry?”

  “Bergman’s The Seventh Seal?” she said, standing up. “Once again, you’ve been in there for hours. I even tried to find you, but the theater was too dark and filled with way too many people cloaked in black.”

  I forgot they had switched over to a Bergman film in the theater today, but with Mina semistalking me, at least my cover still hadn’t been blown.

  “You’re starting to creep me out, Mina.”

  “Whatev,” she said. Then she clapped her hands together and rubbed them vigorously. “You ready to get up to some crime?”

  I shushed her. “Not here. Could you be a little more reckless? Jesus.”

  “Sure thing, Candy,” she said, scooping up her bag. She started for the door, then turned around. “You have whatever you need on you?”

  I felt my sleeve to make sure my lock picks were secure and discreetly felt at my waist for the retractable bat hanging just inside my coat. I liked to travel light but prepared. I scanned the room, trying to not appear too guilty. Several of my fellow D.E.A. members were in the coffeehouse, and although none of them was paying any special attention to me, I felt like I had a huge sign over my head: OFF TO COMMIT a crime.

  I turned back to Mina. I was angry at her for getting me wrapped up in something like this again, for coming back into my life and pulling the comfy rug I had made for myself out from under me. But if I was being honest, I was more upset with myself for ever having associated with someone like her in the first place.

  I stormed past her, knocking into her with my shoulder on my way out.

  “Hey,” she yelped. A couple of the regulars turned their heads, but I kept on going. Sure, I might have allowed myself to get stuck helping her, but I didn’t have to be pleasant about it.

  It was after one when we made our way up to the Museum of Modern Art, but I didn’t speak to Mina. At least the cab ride gave me a chance to cool down a bit. Going into a breakin hotheaded only left room for error, and I was determined not to screw up my one criminal transgression since going straight. Everything about this had to be as discreet as possible, not only because it was wildly insane to go after The Scream itself, but because there was also my future with the Fraternal Order of Goodness to think of. I was pretty sure that helping to steal a painting worth millions didn’t fall under the broad banner of “goodness.” I justified my involvement by telling myself that I was serving a greater good by getting Mina away from everyone I cared about as quickly as I could. Just this one job and she was out of here. And if I could later trick her and turn her over to the authorities in the process … well, so be it.

  Mina had the cab stop about half a block from the museum entrance, and she got out. She pulled a small plastic shopping bag out of the large duffel and threw it at me. Inside was a fairly realistic, high-quality blond men’s wig and a pair of aviator sunglasses. She stood and crossed to me, pinching my cheeks.

  “Who says I don’t take care of my little sunshine?” she said, then pulled out a blond wig of her own. She put on the glasses. I was surprised how well the disguise worked. She helped me with my wig and slid my glasses on. “There. Now Mr. Straight and Narrow can be safe from those pesky cameras.”

  Mina’s bravado and odd playfulness were probably all brought on by nerves. It only helped to intensify her already manic disposition. She swiveled around, scooped up her bag, and ran off toward the main entrance of MoMA.

  I adjusted my wig in the reflection of one of the panes of glass in the building next to me. I looked ridiculous. I looked like every teen villain in every teen movie from the eighties ever.

  My new phone went off in my pocket. I pulled it out. Jane. I walked away from Mina to answer it.

  “Hello?”

  “Simon. I see they were able to give you the same number.” I hadn’t heard from her since she’d walked out on me at Eccentric Circles earlier, and just the sound of her voice pained me.

  “Yeah,” I said. Now was sooo not the time. I stared down the block, watching Mina pace in front of the outer doors to MoMA like a panther. I noticed movement even farther down the block, across from where she stood. Three men on the opposite side of the street were walking toward the museum along Fifty-third Street, stumbling in and out of little pools of light and shadow, but there was something oddly familiar in their movement.

  Something from my training in the “Shufflers & Shamblers” seminar last spring kicked in. Zombies.

  The bodies moved down the sidewalk with disjointed jerks—classic signs of undead motor skills. What else had the seminar told me to look for? The clothes. None of them was wearing what I would call funereal dress—jeans, a hoodie, a heavy black cable-knit sweater, one in a Misfits T-shirt—which meant these three had been freshly killed for the very purpose of being put to work for a necromancer.

  I turned around to see if any passersby were coming from the other end of the block, only to see three more figures shambling toward us from that direction. We were being boxed in from both avenues.

  “Simon?” Jane said over the phone. When I had spotted the zombies, I had forgotten I was even on it, so I almost dropped it when she spoke up. “You there?”

  “Yeah,” I said, distracted. A passing taxi honked as it narrowly missed running into one of the zombies crossing the street toward us.

  “Are you outside?” Jane asked.

  I couldn’t deny it, not with all the sounds of the city around me. “Yeah.”

  “You and Connor on a stakeout or something?” Jane asked. “You’re not watching me through my window from the opposite rooftop again, are you?”

  Running a surveillance job on Jane when she’d been a Sectarian had been one of my more pleasurable (if highly intrusive) ops.

  “No, all alone,” I lied. “I just … couldn’t sleep so I decided to go for a walk.”

  “Oh,” Jane said. “Look, I’m sorry about earlier. I know I’ve been a little absorbed in everything that’s changing in my life.”

  “Simon,” Mina shouted from the entrance to MoMA. I threw my hand over the mouthpiece, but was too late. “Hurry up.”

  Was she doing this intentionally? I shot her a look that I wished would cause her to burst into flames. Would that I had been blessed wi
th pyrokinesis instead of psychometry. At least then I could end all my troubles in one glorious blaze.

  “Was that Mina?” Jane said, suspicion and anger rising in her voice. “That’s what you call being alone?”

  “I am,” I said when I took my hand away again. “Mostly.”

  “Mostly?”

  “Can we get into this later?” I said. The shuffling figures were getting closer by the second. I had to get off the phone fast, even if it meant forcing Jane off it. I went with the behavior that had been getting me in trouble in the first place—jealousy. “What’s the matter, Jane? Feeling guilty about all your time with Director Wesker? Redirecting it at me, perhaps? Why so suspicious?”

  “I wouldn’t be suspicious if you weren’t lying to me, jackass.” I was thrown for a minute. The Jane I knew had never called me a jackass before, but there were those evil tendencies of hers rising up again. It was either that or the simple fact that right now I was being a jackass to get her off the line.

  I hurried toward MoMA, keeping an eye on the zombies closing in on us.

  “Look, I’m sorry,” I said, trying a new tack and going for as close to honesty as I could. “There’s just some old business I need to clear up right now. I can’t really talk about it. Think of it as classified, like all that stuff I can’t tell you about the Fraternal Order of Goodness.”

  Jane scoffed over the phone line.

  “Don’t think that you can hide any of this with the Order’s secrecy, Simon. If whatever’s going on with you tonight is such a secret, why is Mina there?”

  I didn’t really have a good answer. I gave up. “We’ll discuss this later. I promise.” Then I hung up on her.

  The walking dead were making good time and closing in on us faster than I would have liked, despite their physical limitations. I put my phone away and dashed the last little bit down the sidewalk to Mina, sliding my lock picks free from inside my sleeve to save time.

  Mina gave me an innocent smile. She hadn’t noticed the zombies yet, and why would she have? She lived in a world that didn’t think they existed.

  “Don’t give me that look,” I said, irked. “Are you trying to ruin my relationship? Does the word ‘covert’ mean anything to you, Mina?”

  Mina laughed. “Oh, don’t get your panties twisted, Simon. I need your full concentration on getting that painting and not pining away on your cell phone. Now, according to my casing of the place, we’ve got about twenty minutes to get into the lobby before the guards come back through here …” Mina glanced past my shoulder and finally noticed one of the packs shambling toward us. She squinted. “Are those guys okay?”

  “Just drunk,” I lied. I was still pissed, but now there was a greater problem: incoming zombies. I couldn’t let Mina catch on to that part of my life. “Let’s just get inside before they cause a scene.”

  This late at night, there was little crosstown traffic by the museum, and even the cars that passed seemed to be paying very little mind to what was going on. To them, the zombies were a pack of guys who’d been out too late drinking and were stumbling home.

  I dropped to my knees in front of the outer door and examined the lock. It looked simple enough, if I had the time to do it right, but the approaching zombies really put the pressure on. Lock-picking wasn’t easy when I was shaking with nerves and a horde of zombies was approaching.

  “I don’t think those guys are drunk,” Mina said, her toughness disappearing for a second, “but whatever they are, they seem to be coming for us.”

  They’re coming for me, I thought to myself, but I couldn’t very likely tell Mina that without exposing what I did these days for a living. The Sectarians had used zombies as muscle—and for administrative work. Could they have something to do with this? Either way, I had to get us inside the museum. I slotted one of the tension wrenches and two picks into the lock.

  “Can you work a little faster?” Mina said, still managing to fill her voice with condescension despite the nervousness in it.

  “I’m sorry my breaking and entering isn’t to your liking,” I said. “Now, shut up and let me do this.”

  I didn’t dare chance a look to my left or right while I concentrated on the lock. The sound of shuffling and dragging feet was enough to tell me that I needed to tumble it, and fast. I took a deep breath and pushed the pick in against the last pin, gently letting it slip up to the shear line. I felt the pin give and twisted the tension wrench. The lock turned and the glass door clicked open. Behind me the air was suddenly putrid, and I felt familiar cold wafts of it against my neck. The zombies were upon us.

  Mina pushed through the open door and I rolled into the vestibule. I turned over and reached for the door. Mina threw her weight against it and slammed it shut just as the zombies stumbled against it, decaying bits of their hands and faces streaking the glass.

  When I was sure Mina had her weight pressed firmly against the door, I pushed myself away from it to examine the secondary door that led to MoMA’s actual lobby.

  Getting into the vestibule had been relatively easy, thank God. The exterior glass door’s lock had been pretty standard, probably hadn’t been changed in years, but the interior lock was another story. It was electronic.

  “Hurry up and get us in there,” Mina shouted.

  The sound of the undead against the glass was making my nerves twitch as they pounded at it with their decaying hands, making a squishing sort of sound with each thump.

  “Uh, I think we’re kinda stuck here, Mina,” I said, standing back up. I continued examining the electronic box built into the glass door. “Lock picks don’t work on this kind of lock.” I slid the rest of my lock pick set out of my sleeve and unfolded the case. “I thought you said you cased this joint? You can’t pick an electronic lock. Maybe you should have thought this through better, picked a better ex-con to help you out.”

  “No,” Mina said from behind me. “I picked the right one. But don’t you think you really ought to try using that little psychic thing of yours on that lock right about now?”

  My skin went cold and I froze where I stood. How the hell did Mina know about my power? How could she? All my years of working alongside her on crimes, I had done my best to hide my wild talent. As far as she and the other miscreants from my past knew, I simply had an eye for finding extremely lucrative scores.

  I turned around to question her, only to find myself face-to-face with the barrel of a gun.

  “I think it’s in both our interests if you get that door open,” she said, shoving the gun even closer to my face, “and fast.”

  I had always wondered what could be worse than being trapped by a brain-thirsty pack of zombies. Now I knew.

  27

  “How do you know about my power?” I said, trying to ignore the gun.

  Like most other D.E.A. agents, I was more nervous about being on the receiving end of a gun than encountering anything supernatural. Sure, we dealt with terrors and other things that were beyond the normal, but when faced with the blunt brutality of a gun, its very finite and real nature freaked me out in a way I wasn’t used to.

  Behind Mina, the zombies continued to pound on the glass of the door, smudges of blood and grime streaking the apparently shatterproof glass. Only her continued weight against it kept them from pushing their way in. Mina rolled her eyes, but didn’t lower the gun.

  “Oh, please,” she said. “You think you could keep something like that secret? Now use your damn power and open the door.”

  The zombies struggling behind her gave the whole scene a surreal aquarium effect.

  “Just touch the lock,” she continued. “Read the entry code off the last person who used it.”

  Whoa, I thought. That was far more articulate a summary of how my powers worked than I would have expected out of her. Something didn’t quite seem right about that, but there was no time to think about it with her shoving a gun in my face and giving me orders.

  “Yeah, about that …” I said. “Thing is, I don�
��t really have those powers at my disposal right now.”

  “Yeah, right,” Mina said, and cocked the gun. “Just hurry up. Do you want to be stuck here when the guards come back through?”

  “I’m serious,” I shouted. “There were these gypsies …”

  Mina wasn’t buying any of it, despite the fact that I was telling the truth.

  “If you had been stalking me properly,” I continued, “you’d know that. They cursed me. My powers don’t work.”

  “Sucks for you,” she said, her finger ready on the trigger. The door behind her pushed in just enough for one of the zombies to wiggle its hand in through the opening. To my relief, she uncocked the gun, slid it into her waist, and pushed back on the door with all her might. I ran up to her side to help, and the door slammed shut underneath our combined weight, but not before several rotting fingers snapped off of the hand and fell to the floor. The smell coming from them was putrid, but the severed fingers continued to move, rolling back and forth on the floor of the foyer.

  “You shoot me,” I said, “and then you’re just stuck in this little glass box with a bunch of zombies pouring in on top of you.”

  “Then it’s really in our best interest that you get that second lock open, isn’t it?” she said, some of the venom gone from her voice. Mina was scared. One of the fingers rolled onto her shoe and, with a nervous jump, she flicked it away.

  “You’ve got the door by yourself?” I asked. Mina nodded. I turned and looked into the actual lobby, on the other side of the glass doors, with its large, gray tiles on the floor, its open atrium, and the tiny squares of color all over the wall. It looked like freedom and I wanted it bad.

  I changed my focus to the lock that kept me from all that. There was a screen at the top of it and it prompted me for a five digit pass code. I wrapped both my hands around it. I braced myself, hopeful for something to happen … anything.