Red Girl, Blue Boy: An If Only novel (If Only . . .)
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For Lauren Catherine, aka L2, for a great decade of
friendship and writing—here’s to many more
CONTENTS
BEFORE
12 YEARS AGO
8 YEARS AGO
NOW
KATIE
DREW
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
THE IF ONLY LINE
BEFORE
12 YEARS AGO
The girl stood in the hot sun on a raised platform holding her father’s hand. Her blond hair was in messy pigtails and she wore cutoff shorts revealing skinned knees. She had smudges on her cheeks and a few teeth missing. Green eyes shining, she briefly addressed the small group gathered round before looking directly at the video camera.
“A vote for Edward Willfield is . . .”
Most of the larger crowd was otherwise occupied at the outdoor festival, listening to musical groups under the band shell, getting their faces painted, buying balloons only to have them fly away, or eating fried dough.
Yet, there was something about the girl with the skinned knees and cutoff shorts that commanded attention and by the time she was finished with her brief remarks, two boys had joined the small group. As the others dispersed and the girl’s father talked to a woman hanging out backstage with a clipboard, one of the boys approached the girl. He pointed at her knees.
“That looks like it hurts,” he said.
She shrugged. “It’s okay.”
“When I skin my knees,” the boy said, “my mom always puts Bactine on it.”
“I don’t have a mom anymore,” the girl said.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the boy said.
“Me too,” the girl said.
8 YEARS AGO
The boy looked at the picture of the girl in the newspaper. She was nothing like the girl with skinned knees he remembered from the festival a few years earlier. The girl in the picture had on a pink wool suit, even though she couldn’t be any older than the boy, and her hair was swept up into a bun.
“Get the scissors,” the boy said to his friend.
“What are you doing?” his friend asked after handing the boy the scissors he’d requested.
But the boy didn’t answer, the tip of his tongue protruding slightly from the corner of his mouth as he snipped carefully.
When he was done, still gazing at the picture, he informed his friend, “Someday, she’s gonna be my girlfriend.”
“You’re crazy!” His friend laughed.
“Maybe,” the boy said. “But it’s still gonna happen.”
NOW
KATIE
I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.
Perhaps a PowerPoint presentation would best demonstrate what I’m trying to say. Picture a giant screen. First slide. A title card with the legend: “Katie Willfield’s Political Life.”
Here’s me at four years old, the first time my father, Edward Willfield, ran for public office: I’m wearing shorts and—
You know what? Scratch that. I’ve got bigger fish to fry, plus, if I’ve played my cards right—and I’m sure I have—soon the whole world will want to know more about me. All you need to know about me right now is that I received my original clipboard, which I still have, and started helping my father with his first congressional campaign when I was four; wore my first pink Jackie O suit and made Katie Couric cry when I was eight (check it out on YouTube—thirty million hits!); and guided my father to strategic success in the Connecticut senatorial race when I was twelve, after which I was forced out of politics when a former campaign manager of my father’s advised him that he should let me lead a normal life. Normal life? HA! Like I wanted that!
It’s been four years since I was on national television, but tonight I’m finally going to be in the spotlight again.
My father is pacing the staging room nervously and I’m ticking items off my clipboard as Marvin enters; Marvin of the droopy eyes and handlebar mustache, my father’s current campaign manager.
“Two minutes, Edward,” Marvin informs him.
“I don’t think I can do this,” my father says. “In fact, I’m sure I can’t do this.”
I put my clipboard down, and take my father’s hands in mine.
“Yes, you can,” I say. “You say that every time, but you always come through.” I pick up the clipboard and show him the remaining items on my list for today. “See? All that’s left for you to do is go out with me at your side when they say your name. Then we stand there and wave to the crowd and let people clap for us. After a few minutes, when the clapping feels like it’s reached its peak, we exit the stage and return to our hotel; we don’t want to wait too long because if we wait until the applause starts dying, it looks like we don’t know when to leave. And after that? You don’t have to say another word! You can even go to sleep if you want to. In fact, you don’t need to say anything else until your big acceptance speech tomorrow night.”
My father’s eyes look like he’s about to go into panic mode again at that last sentence.
You’d think for a longtime politician like my father, giving speeches would be old hat, right? But here’s something a lot of people don’t realize. The number one, biggest fear people have isn’t death—which is what you’d guess, right? It’s public speaking. And even though most politicians don’t experience that fear, running toward the thing most people run screaming from, my father has always had a bit of trouble with public speaking. Like some famous singer he once told me about from his generation who used to have panic attacks and literally get sick before each performance, my father has these brief moments of terror before giving speeches. And what could be more terrifying than this, the biggest political stage of all? Yet, he forces himself to overcome his fears each time—well, with a little help from me. And why does he put himself through this, when he’s so wealthy from old family money that he could just lie around the house or play golf for the rest of his life? Because he believes that much in his message and ability to do good. As for me, I believe in my father.
“And when you give your big speech,” I say soothingly now. “You’ll be great. You always are.”
As soon as I say the words, I see the fear fall away from him, just like it does every time. Right before my eyes, he transforms into the confident politician he needs to be.
By the way, the third biggest fear people have? It’s spiders.
But there’s no time for more soothing words because Marvin’s giving me the nod, and as we hear the words over the loudspeaker, “. . . the Republican candidate for president, the next president of the United States, Edward Willfield,” my father and I step out onto the stage, hands clasped, arms raised in triumph.
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That’s right. Because just like my father believes in his message and I believe in my father, the Republican Party now believes in him as well. A one-term senator from Connecticut, after a few terms in the House, seeking the highest office in the land? A fresh face in the crowd, coming out of nowhere to take his place in the political sun? It’s like the Republican version of Obama.
I’m sixteen years old, and I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.
DREW
I’ve been dreading this moment for days.
I’m slouched in a chair, texting with my best friend, Sandy.
Him: Is this the coolest night of your life or what?
Me: Or what. This is definitely or what.
“Ahem.” Suddenly, a dark blue suit is waved between my face and my phone screen. Ann. Of course.
Ann’s my mom’s campaign manager. She’s all business, all the time.
“Come on, Drew,” she says. “There’s still time. It’s exactly like the suit your brothers are wearing. You want to look like the rest of the family, don’t you?”
I look over at my brothers, the twins, Matt and Max, who stand beside the Secret Service agent who’s been assigned to them, Clint. Even though the twins are ten years younger than me, in their black suits and white shirts, skinny black ties, and slicked-back hair, they look like miniature Wall Street executives. Almost like they were born wearing those suits. But then, they practically were. They were just two years old when my dad made his fortune, so they don’t even remember what life was like before.
Before was when my dad was a truck driver and we lived on the south side of Waterport, the poorest city in our small state of Connecticut. But then Dad went back to school and studied computers. Turns out, he is really good with computers.
I look down at what I’m wearing: the faded jeans, the work boots, the black T-shirt.
“Nah,” I tell Ann with a smile, “I’m good.”
“Did you see what Katie Willfield wore at the Republican Convention?” Ann presses.
“No,” I say, which is a truthful answer. I didn’t see her at the Republican Convention, because I didn’t watch the Republican Convention. I did, however, see the picture on the front page of the New York Times the next day, her and her dad standing there with their joined hands held high. If pushed I’d have to admit that Katie Willfield was pretty with her blond hair and—what looked to be—green eyes; it was hard to be sure about the eye color, since the picture was one of those blurry ones. But that pink suit? Did she not realize that suit was an exact replica of the one worn by Jacqueline Kennedy, a Democratic icon? Let me say that again: a Democratic icon. Also, it was what Jacqueline Kennedy had on the day her husband was assassinated. So was Katie Willfield trying to be ironic or tasteless, or was she simply clueless?
Either way, that dress and those clasped hands raised in triumph: what a loser.
But there’s something about that pink-suited loser. I’ve definitely seen her before. Maybe at the mall? Like an itch I can’t reach to scratch, I just can’t place her. And I have to admit, even in a blurry picture, she is cute. She’s definitely got something going on there.
“How about doing it for your mom?” Ann just will not let this go. “Don’t you think that, just this one night, you can make a little extra effort?”
Actually, no, I don’t think I can, not even for just one night. Because I don’t want this. I’ve never wanted this.
“Drew?” my dad says, tentatively, hopefully. “For your mom?”
I look at him. It’s so hard to say no to him when he’s looking all pathetic like that. He doesn’t ask for much, not really. It’s Ann who’s always asking for things.
I’m a breath away from maybe giving in, when my mom speaks.
“You know what?” she says brightly. “It’s fine. Really, Drew, it’s fine.”
Sometimes when a parent says, “It’s fine,” it’s really the exact opposite of that and what it really means is “This is not fine at all, you are the biggest embarrassment who ever lived, I am just smiling through the heartbreak and pain, but that’s okay, you do what you want, I’ll just sit here and smile with the knife in my back.”
But as I look at my mom closely and she continues to talk, I realize that for her, if not for Ann, this really is fine.
“Drew shouldn’t change who he is just to conform to some traditional ideal,” my mom informs Ann. “Besides, it’s not such a bad idea to remind the voters of our humble Waterport roots.”
Right. Our humble Waterport roots. Of course, we still live in Waterport, only now we’re on the other side of the city, in the kind of fifty-room house and neighborhood no one ever thinks about when they think about Waterport.
Our roots may be humble, but almost nothing else about our life is anymore.
And all because my dad invented some little thing to do with computers that made him rich beyond most people’s wildest dreams, after which he decided to use his newfound wealth to help my mom “follow her bliss” by entering politics. Some bliss. Our family is a campaign manager’s fantasy. Certainly, we are Ann’s fantasy: blue-collar roots and white-collar success, the American Dream.
To give my mom credit, when she first decided to run for president two years ago, because she believed she could make the kind of difference no other candidate could, she could tell I wasn’t into it and she gave me the choice: if I was absolutely against it, she wouldn’t run. But I could see it was something she wanted to do, so I told her it was okay as long as she kept me out of it. And even though it really hasn’t been okay, for the most part, she has. Kept me out of it, that is.
Now that the suit emergency has been laid to rest, I go back to texting with Sandy.
I try telling him about the two things I’m looking forward to doing when I get back home: playing my electric guitar and working on the car. I love working on older cars and recently picked up a beauty of a clunker, a 1963 Corvair.
But tonight, Sandy doesn’t want to talk about any of that. All Sandy wants to talk about is where I am.
Him: So, Atlanta. Hot-lanta. Met any hot chicks yet?
If only texting had sound. He would hear me scoff as I reply.
Me: No. Trust me, dude, this is all the opposite of fun.
Political chicks are not hot.
Him: Can I tweet that? And attribute it to you?
Oh, the temptation. If I let him do that, maybe there will be a scandal and this whole ball of wax will start to disintegrate. I could get my old life back, or at least something resembling it.
But I can’t do that to my mom. At least not tonight.
Me: No. Because if you did, Ann would blame you, you’d be banned from my life, and you would hate that.
And now here comes Ann again, only this time she’s waving a pair of scissors.
What is with this woman? What does she want?
“There’s still time for a trim, Drew,” she says. “Come on; look at the twins’ hair. Don’t they look cute?”
“Yes,” I admit, before adding with steely determination, “but they’re six.”
“How about a few inches, then?”
This woman just never gives up.
I finger my hair, which is a few inches past my shoulders. Oh, why not? I relent.
“Okay,” I say, “but just one inch, because I need a trim anyway. But you take off more than an inch, and I am not going out on that stage.”
Music is soaring, but it’s not any music I’d ever care to listen to again, and the words come over the loudspeaker, “. . . the Democratic candidate for president, the next president of the United States, Samantha Reilly.” My mom and dad walk out on the stage, waving to the crowd, with the twins sandwiched between them, everyone holding each other’s hands, while I trail behind them, removed from the group.
I’m sixteen years old, and I’ve been dreading this moment for days.
KATIE
It’s quite a thing, really, living in a town with the same name as a person, al
though I suspect I would feel differently if my name was Danbury and I lived in Danbury. Katie Danbury? It just doesn’t sound right.
But Willfield? It’s such a beautiful name, and such a beautiful town! All those houses in elegant styles—Victorian, Tudor, Greek Revival, McMansion—and almost all of them quite large. Plus all those sloping green lawns. I often wonder how anyone gets by with less than an acre of land. Even the weather is better here! We get fewer inches of snow in winter than the less coastal towns in the state do, and the proximity to water means that it’s slightly cooler here in the dead of summer. Of course, too much rain or hurricanes can result in flooding. But hey, that’s what insurance is for! Willfield even smells better than any other town.
I not only share my last name with the town, I also share it with the school I attend, Willfield Academy—well, of course! It was founded by one of my ancestors. (So was the town.)
I’m jolted from my daydreams by the groan of the Willfield Academy gates against the pavement as they open to let my limo through to school grounds. The limo drops me off in front of the main upper school building.
Willfield Academy, of course, has a ton of buildings: upper school, middle school, lower school, preschool, dining hall, field house, performing arts center, all of it on 150 acres of rolling lawns. Well, except for the sports fields; it’d be pretty silly if the soccer field rolled! Sometimes I’m astounded to think I’ve spent most of my life here—I’ve been here since preschool. Sometimes I’m even more astounded to think that soon, when I go to live in the White House, I’ll be leaving all this behind.
“Have a good day, Miss Katie,” Kent says.
“Thanks, Kent!” I tell my Secret Service agent. “See you after school!”
“I’ll be waiting right here,” Kent says.
This had been the source of some debate between my father and me, whether Kent should accompany me from class to class or just wait outside. I voted for class to class but my father thought outside was enough. He thought it would be too disruptive for me to have Kent with me every second, plus Willfield Academy does have very stringent security.