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The Good, the Bad, and the Unready: The Remarkable Truth Behind History's Strangest Nicknames

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by Robert Easton


  • He routinely drank to excess, earning himself the additional nickname ‘the Drunkard’.

  • He murdered his wife by setting a dog on her.

  • He allegedly roasted his cook alive for serving up a ragout that Wenceslas deemed second-rate.

  Europe became a slightly brighter place when, eventually deposed by his half-brother Sigismund the LIGHT OF THE WORLD, Wenceslas died, mercifully without any heirs.

  [Y]

  Charles the Young Pretender see BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE

  [Z]

  Zeus-Ammon see Alexander the GREAT

  List of Entries by First Name

  [ A ]

  Abdul Hamid II, sultan of the Ottoman Empire, 1842–1918

  The DAMNED

  Bloody Abdul

  Abu Bakr, Muslim caliph, c.573–634

  The UPRIGHT

  The Father of the Maiden

  The Truthful

  Agnes, countess of Dunbar and March, c.1312–69

  BLACK AGNES

  Akbar, emperor of India, 1542–1605

  The GREAT

  The Guardian of Mankind

  Albert, prince consort of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom, 1819–61

  The GOOD

  Albert II, duke of Austria, 1289–1358

  The LAME

  The Wise

  Albert III, duke of Austria, 1349–95

  The ASTROLOGER

  Albert with the Tress

  The Braided

  Albertus Magnus, German nobleman, c.1200–1280

  The GREAT

  Le Petit Albert

  Alexander II, emperor of Russia, 1818–81

  The EMANCIPATOR

  Little Father

  Alexander III, king of Macedonia, 356–323 BC

  The GREAT

  Macedonia’s Madman

  The Two-Horned

  Zeus-Ammon

  Alexander III, king of Scotland, 1241–86

  The GLORIOUS

  Alexander Stewart, lord of Badenoch, 1343–c.1405

  The WOLF OF BADENOCH

  Big Alexander

  Alfonso I, king of Portugal, c.1109–85

  The CONQUEROR

  Alfonso II, king of Asturias, 759–842

  The CHASTE

  Alfonso IV, king of Asturias and León, d.933

  The MONK

  Alfonso IV, king of Portugal, 1291–1357

  The FIERCE

  Alfonso X, king of Castile and Leon, 1221–84

  The ASTRONOMER

  The Learned

  The Philosopher

  The Wise

  Alfred, king of Wessex, 849–99

  The GREAT

  Alfred d’Orsay, French nobleman, 1801–52

  The LAST OF THE DANDIES

  Amadeus VI, count of Savoy, 1334–83

  The GREEN

  Amadeus VII, count of Savoy, 1360–91

  The RED

  Amadeus VIII, duke of Savoy, 1383–1451

  The PACIFIC

  The Hermit of La Ripaille

  Anne, duke of Joyeuse, 1561–87

  The KING’S KING

  Anne Boleyn, queen of England, c.1507–36

  The GREAT WHORE

  Anne of a Thousand Days

  Anne, queen of England, 1515–57

  The MARE OF FLANDERS

  Anne, queen of England, 1665–1714

  BRANDY NAN

  Mrs Morley

  Anthony, Burgundian nobleman, 1421–1504

  The GREAT BASTARD

  The Great

  Antigonus I, king of Macedonia, 382–301 BC

  The ONE-EYED

  Archibald Douglas, third earl of Douglas, c.1328–1400

  The GRIM

  Archibald Douglas, fourth earl of Douglas, c.1369–1424

  The LOSER

  Archibald Douglas, fifth earl of Angus, c.1449–c.1513

  BELL THE CAT

  Archibald Douglas, sixth earl of Angus, c.1489–1557

  Archibald GREYSTEEL

  Aristides, Athenian statesman, c.530–468 BC

  The JUST

  Arnulf III, count of Flanders, 1055–71

  The UNFORTUNATE

  Arthgal, first earl of Warwick, fl. fifth century

  The BEAR

  Arthur Wellesley, duke of Wellington, 1769–1852

  The IRON DUKE

  Beaky

  Conky

  The Great Duke

  Old Nosey

  The Saviour of the Nations

  Athelfleda, queen of England, d.c.964

  The WHITE DUCK

  The Little White Duck

  Athelstan, king of the English, 895–939

  The GLORIOUS

  Attila, king of the Huns, 406–53

  The SCOURGE OF GOD

  The Terror of the World

  Aud, Norse queen, fl. 850s

  The DEEP-MINDED

  Augustus II, king of Poland, 1670–1733

  The STRONG

  Aurelian, Roman emperor, 214–75

  The RESTORER OF THE WORLD

  The Greatest Goth

  The Restorer of the Orient

  [ B ]

  Baldwin IV, king of Jerusalem, 1161–85

  The LEPER

  Basil II, Byzantine emperor, c.957–1025

  The SLAYER OF THE BULGARS

  Bejazet I, sultan of the Turks, 1347–1403

  The THUNDERBOLT

  Lightning

  Bertrada, queen of the Franks, c.720–83

  Bertha BIGFOOT

  Queen Goosefoot

  Boleslav III, prince of Poland, 1085–1138

  The CROOKED-MOUTHED

  Boleslav IV, prince of Poland, c.1120–73

  The CURLY

  Boleslav V, prince of Poland, 1226–79

  The BASHFUL

  The Chaste

  [ C ]

  Casimir III, king of Poland, 1310–70

  The GREAT

  The Peasants’ King

  Catherine II, empress of Russia, 1729–96

  The GREAT

  The Little Mother of All the Russians

  The Modern Messalina

  Charles I, duke of Burgundy, 1433–77

  The BOLD

  The Audacious

  Charles, mayor of the palace of Austrasia, c.688–741

  The HAMMER

  Charles I, king of England, 1600–1649

  The LAST MAN

  The Man of Blood

  The Martyr

  Charles I (Charlemagne), king of the Franks and Lombards and Holy Roman Emperor, c.742–814

  The GREAT

  Charles II, king of England, 1630–85

  The MERRY MONARCH

  The Black Boy

  The Blackbird

  Old Rowley

  The Son of the Last Man

  Charles II, king of France, 823–77

  The BALD

  The Most Christian King

  Charles II, king of Spain, 1661–1700

  The BEWITCHED

  Charles III, Frankish king and Holy Roman Emperor, 839–88

  The FAT

  Little Charles

  Charles IV, king of France, 1294–1328

  The FAIR

  Charles IV, king of Germany and Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor, 1316–78

  The PARSON’S EMPEROR

  The Pope’s Errand-Boy

  Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, 1500–1558

  The HARLEQUIN

  A Discrowned Glutton

  A Second Charlemagne

  Charles VI, king of France, 1368–1422

  The SILLY

  The Mad

  The Well-Beloved

  Charles VIII, king of France, 1470–98

  The AFFABLE

  The Scourge of God

  Charles XII, king of Sweden, 1682–1718

  The MADMAN OF THE NORTH

  The Alexander of the North

  Charles Seymour, sixth duke of Somerset, 1662–1748

  The PROUD DUKE

  Charle
s Edward Stuart, pretender to the English throne, 1720–88

  BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE

  The Highland Laddie

  The Young Pretender

  Childeric III, Merovingian king, d.755

  The STUPID

  Christian II, king of Denmark, Norway and Sweden, 1481–1559

  The TYRANT

  The Cruel

  The Nero of the North

  Christian III, king of Denmark, 1503–59

  The FATHER OF HIS PEOPLE

  Christina, queen of Sweden, 1626–89

  The MIRACLE OF NATURE

  Christopher III, king of Denmark, Norway and Sweden, 1418–48

  The KING OF BARK

  Claude, queen consort of Francis I of France, 1499–1524

  The HANDSOME QUEEN

  Clovis I, Merovingian king, c.466–511

  The GREAT

  Clovis II, Merovingian king, c.634–57

  The DO-NOTHING KING

  Constantine I, emperor of Rome, c.280–337

  The GREAT

  Constantine III, king of Scotland, d.997

  The BALD

  Cyrus II, Persian ruler, c.585–c.529 BC

  The GREAT

  [ D ]

  David, king of Georgia, 1073–1125

  The BUILDER

  David Kalakaua, king of Hawaii, 1836–91

  The MERRY MONARCH

  The Last King of Paradise

  Demetrius II, king of Georgia, 1269–89

  The DEVOTED

  The Man Who Sacrificed His Head

  Denis, king of Portugal, 1261–1325

  The FARMER

  Diana, princess of Wales, 1961–97

  The PEOPLE’S PRINCESS

  The Queen of Hearts

  Donald III, king of Scotland, c.1033–99

  The WHITE

  Duncan I, king of Scotland, c.1001–40

  The GRACIOUS

  [ E ]

  Edgar, king of England, c.1052–c.1125

  The OUTLAW

  The Atheling

  Edgar, king of the English, c.943–75

  The PEACEABLE

  The Peacemaker

  Edmund I, king of the English, 921–46

  The MAGNIFICENT

  The Deed-Doer

  Edmund II, king of England, c.993–1016

  Edmund IRONSIDE

  Edward, king of England, c.962–78

  The MARTYR

  Edward, king of England, c.1003–66

  The CONFESSOR

  Edward, king of Wessex, d.924

  The ELDER

  Edward, prince of Wales, 1330–76

  The BLACK PRINCE

  Edward I, king of England, 1239–1307

  The HAMMER OF THE SCOTS

  Edward Longshanks

  The English Justinian

  The Father of the Mother of Parliaments

  The Lawgiver

  Edward II, king of England, 1284–1327

  Edward CARNARVON

  Edward III, king of England, 1312–77

  The BANKRUPT

  The Father of English Commerce

  The King of the Sea

  Edward IV, king of England, 1442–83

  The ROBBER

  Edward VI, king of England, 1537–53

  The JOSIAH OF ENGLAND

  Edward VII, king of England, 1841–1910

  The CARESSER

  Bertie

  The Peacemaker

  Tum Tum

  The Uncle of Europe

  Edwy, king of the English, c.941–59

  The FAIR

  Eleanor ‘Nell’ Gwyn, mistress of King Charles II of England, 1650–87

  The WITTY

  Pretty Witty Nell

  The Protestant Whore

  Puddle-Nell

  Sweet Nell

  Elizabeth, countess of Transylvania, c.1560–1614

  The BLOOD COUNTESS

  Elizabeth, empress of Russia, 1709–62

  The INFAMOUS

  The Northern Harlot

  Elizabeth, princess of the Palatine, 1618–80

  The RED-NOSED PRINCESS

  Elizabeth, queen of Bohemia, 1596–1662

  The WINTER QUEEN

  The Queen of Hearts

  The Snow Queen

  Elizabeth I, queen of England, 1533–1603

  GOOD QUEEN BESS

  Gloriana

  An Untamed Heifer

  The Queen of the Sea

  The Virgin Queen

  The World’s Wonder

  Emma, queen of England, d.1052

  The GEM OF NORMANDY

  Erik, Viking explorer, 935–1001

  The RED

  Erik I, king of Denmark, 1056–1103

  Erik EVERGOOD

  Erik II, king of Denmark, d.1137

  The MEMORABLE

  Erik III, king of Denmark, d.1146

  The MEEK

  Erik IX, king of Sweden, d.1160

  The SAINT

  Erik XIV, king of Sweden, 1533–77

  The ROMANTIC

  Ernest, duke of Austria, 1383–1424

  The IRON-HANDED

  Ethelred II, king of England, 968–1016

  The UNREADY

  [ F ]

  Ferdinand I, king of Portugal, 1345–83

  The INCONSTANT

  The Handsome

  Ferdinand II, king of Aragon, 1452–1516

  The CATHOLIC

  Ferdinand II, king of the Two Sicilies, 1810–59

  BOMBA

  Ferdinand IV, king of Castile and Leon, 1285–1312

  The SUMMONED

  Francis, second duke of Guise, 1519–63

  The SCARRED

  Francis I, king of France, 1494–1547

  The FATHER OF LETTERS

  The Maecenas of France

  Frederick I, king of Germany and Holy Roman Emperor, c.1123–90

  BARBAROSSA

  The Father of His Country

  Frederick II, king of Germany and Holy Roman Emperor, 1194–1250

  The WONDER OF THE WORLD

  The Antichrist

  The Hammer of Christianity

  Frederick II, king of Prussia, 1712–86

  The GREAT

  Alaric-Cotin

  Old Fritz

  The Sand Dealer

  Frederick II, margrave of Brandenburg, 1413–71

  Frederick IRONTOOTH

  Frederick III, elector of Saxony, 1463–1525

  The WISE

  The Hesitater

  The Learned

  Frederick IV, duke of Austria, 1384–1439

  The PENNILESS

  Frederick V, elector Palatine and king of Bohemia, 1596–1632

  The WINTER KING

  The Snow King

  Frederick Louis, prince of Wales, 1707–51

  POOR FRED

  Griff

  Frederick William IV, king of Prussia, 1795–1861

  CLICQUOT

  Fulk III, count of Anjou, c.970–1040

  The BLACK

  Fulk IV, count of Anjou, 1043–1109

  The SURLY

  Fyodor I, tsar of Russia, 1557–98

  The BELLRINGER

  [ G ]

  Geoffrey V, count of Anjou, 1113–51

  Geoffrey PLANTAGENET

  George, prince of Denmark, 1653–1703

  ESTIL-POSSIBLE?

  George I, king of England, 1660–1727

  The TURNIP-HOER

  George II, king of England, 1683–1760

  The GREAT PATRON OF MANKIND

  George III, king of England, 1738–1820

  FARMER GEORGE

  The Button-Maker

  George IV, king of England, 1762–1830

  The BEAU OF PRINCES

  The Fat Adonis at Fifty

  The Fat Adonis at Forty

  The Prince of Whales

  Prinny

  George V, king of England, 1865–1936

  The SAILOR PRINCE

  Godred, king of Man and Dublin, c.1040–95


  WHITE HANDS

  Gorm, king of Denmark, d.c.958

  The OLD

  Götz von Berlichingen, German knight, 1480–1562

  IRON-HAND

  [ H ]

  Haakon I, king of Norway, c.920–c.961

  The GOOD

  Haakon II, king of Norway, c.1147–62

  The BROAD-SHOULDERED

  Haile Sellassie I, emperor of Ethiopia, 1892–1975

  The LION OF JUDAH

  Halfdan III, king of Norway, d.c.86o

  The BLACK

  Harald, king of the Danes, c.910–c.985

  Harald BLUETOOTH

  Harald I, earl of Orkney, d.1131

  The SMOOTH TALKER

  Harold, king of Norway, c.860–c.940

  Harold FAIRHAIR

  Shockhead

  Harold I, king of England, d.1040

  Harold HAREFOOT

  Harold II, king of England, c.1020–66

  The LAST OF THE SAXONS

  Haroun al-Rashid, caliph of the Abbasid dynasty, c.766–809

  The JUST

  Heneage Finch, first earl of Nottingham, 1621–82

  The DISMAL

  Henry, prince of Portugal, 1394–1460

  The NAVIGATOR

  Henry, prince of Wales, 1594–1612

  OUR ENGLISH MARCELLUS

  Henry I, count of Champagne, 1152–81

  The LIBERAL

  Henry I, duke of Guise, 1550–88

  The SCARRED

  Henry I, king of England, 1069–1135

  Henry BEAUCLERC

  Henry I, king of Germany, c.876–936

  The FOWLER

  Henry I, king of Navarre, c.1210–74

  The FAT

  Henry II, king of England, 1133–89

  Henry CURTMANTLE

  Henry II, king of France, 1519–59

  The WARLIKE

  Henry III, king of France, 1551–89

  The MAN-MILLINER

  Henry IV, king of England, 1366–1413

  Henry BOLINGBROKE

  Henry IV, king of France, 1553–1610

  The GREAT

  The King of Brave Men

  Henry V, king of England, 1387–1422

  The ENGLISH ALEXANDER

  Henry V, king of Germany, 1086–1125

  The PARRICIDE

  Henry VI, king of England, 1421–71

  The MARTYR

  Ill-Fated Henry

  Henry VI, king of Germany, 1165–97

  The CRUEL

  Henry VII, king of England, 1457–1509

  The ENGLISH SOLOMON

  Henry VIII, king of England, 1491–1547

  BLUFF KING HAL

  The Defender of the Faith Old Copper Nose

  Henry Percy, English nobleman, 1364–1403

  Harry HOTSPUR

  Hereward, Saxon thane, fl. eleventh century

  The WAKE

  Hugh, Lord of Douglas, 1294–1342

  The DULL

  Humphrey, duke of Gloucester, 1391–1447

  GOOD DUKE HUMPHREY

  Hywel ap Gruffyth, Sir, Welsh nobleman, b.c.1284

  Hywel of the HORSESHOES

  Hywel, king of Wales, c.882–950

  The GOOD

 

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