I Am Not Sidney Poitier
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Agnes nibbled on in a sort of stunned silence, her eyes locked onto her plate. Ruby knew that something had or was happening, but she didn’t know what and so she tossed glances at Agnes as she pretended to be enthralled with Reverend Golightly’s monologue about something to do with the dwindling income/tithing ratio, his mouth full all the while. Jeffrey was simply happy, chewing and greasy-faced happy. Violet was in the kitchen.
The almost restful drone of separate conversations was broken by Ward as he barked out, “That’s dreadful!” When we all looked his way, he said, “Robert has just told us that Dartmouth is using a quota system.”
“Pathetic,” Ruby said.
“Yes, it is,” said Reverend Golightly. “Would you pass the potatoes over this way, please.”
“It all goes to undermine real achievement,” Ward said. “Robert gets in by his hard work and good grades and then they just let anybody in.” He looked at me. “What do you say about this, Not Sidney? About affirmative action?”
I sipped my water and felt remarkably not nervous. “How do you know that their grades are not as good or better than Robert’s?” I asked.
Silence fell on the table like a bad simile. Even Violet stopped making noise in the kitchen. The only sound was the smacking of Jeffrey’s greasy lips.
I looked at Robert’s wide-open face. “What’s your GPA, Robert?”
He reddened. “I don’t see what that has to do with anything,” he said.
“It might,” I said. “How do you know that affirmative action didn’t get you into the college? No, really, what are your grades like?”
“My father went to Dartmouth,” he said.
Maggie gave me an angry look.
Ward’s eyes darted about. “Not Sidney has a point. But this is a Thanksgiving dinner, so let’s eat and enjoy ourselves.”
“I’d still like to know what Robert’s grades were like in high school,” I said. “I don’t understand why he’s afraid to tell me. I guess I’d also like to know if anyone at this table has benefited from affirmative action or something like it. Where did you go to law school, Mr. Larkin?”
“Yale.”
“How many black students were there at the time?”
“There were three of us,” he proudly said.
“And you three had better grades than all the rest of the black students who wanted to go to Yale?”
Ward was angry, nervous, and, I think, afraid of me.
“My mother never went to college,” I said. “She couldn’t get in. But she invested well and now I’m worth scads of money. My mother studied in her kitchen. I wonder what she could have become if she had gone to college.”
“I’m sure your mother was a very special woman,” Ruby said, perhaps sarcastically, I wasn’t sure.
“My point is, she didn’t want to be white. More importantly, she didn’t want to be not black. I’m sorry,” I said. I looked at all of them, especially Maggie. “You were kind enough to invite me here. I don’t know why, but thank you, anyway. You people almost had me hating you because of the color of your skin, but I’ve caught myself. You should know that from the guest room a person can hear every word spoken in the study, and I heard you mention my unfortunate darkness.”
They turned red, sort of.
“I know that you love the fact that I’m rich. In fact, Maggie didn’t know that, but Ward and Ruby did.” Using their first names shocked them slightly more. “So, I don’t hate you because you’re light. I dislike you because your help has yet to sit down and enjoy any of her own cooking. I like Jeffrey here because he knows how to enjoy carnal pleasure without broadcasting it. I like Agnes because she has no qualms about performing oral sex on a dark-skinned member for the mere purpose of undermining the confidence of her sister.”
“You bitch!” Maggie said and threw a handful of green beans at Agnes.
“Young man, I think that’s enough!” Ward said, becoming again the man of the house.
“I suppose you’re right, Mr. Larkin,” I said. “I’ll go pack.” I rose and left the table.
No one came into my room while I collected my stuff and pushed it into my little duffel. I in fact didn’t know where anyone was as I walked down the stairs and through the far side of the kitchen; everything was so quiet.
Violet was standing near the stove. She handed me a paper sack and said, “You might get hungry later.”
“Thank you,” I said.
CHAPTER 5
Some part of me (whether generous or not, I don’t know) tried to convince the rest of me that there was something to be learned from the color-challenged Larkins, or at least that some perverse fun had been had. But the rest of me was not accepting it, and so the flight back on the evening puddle jumper was nothing more than sad and tedious, though welcomed. I felt some vague regret as I considered that Maggie might actually have held a few sincere feelings for me, but now I would never know. There was never any future, I thought, and I laughed at the thought because, of course, there had been no suggestion of a so-called future. Still, I was sorry, if at the same time mildly satisfied, that I had caused them more family turmoil than was normally theirs. I certainly had not contributed significantly to the intense family sickness.
Off the airplane in Atlanta I was met by a rather animated and giggly Podgy Patel. I was more than a bit surprised by his presence and so I asked, “How the hell did you know to be here?”
“It is very simple,” he said in his singsong accent. “I make it a habit to track your credit-card transactions.”
“I’d like you to break that habit.”
“As you wish. But who would have picked you up?”
“A taxi,” I said. “A bus.”
“Now, you are just being silly.”
“Why are you so giddy, Podgy?”
“Oh, for good reason, very good reason. Our network is a big success, a major success. We are making money foot over fist.”
“Great, more money.”
“I detect sarcasm. Am I to understand that you want no more money?”
“Does it really make a difference?”
“All the difference in the world,” he said.
We were walking through the parking garage. I turned to him and looked at his smiling face. “Really, Podgy, it’s just that I feel I have too much money.”
“You are not very American,” he said.
“I suppose not.”
“Then perhaps you should give some of your money away. You should give much away and not much would be different, as you say. It is actually a very lucrative practice. It is a wonderful write-off, charity.”
I watched as he unlocked the car doors. “Thanks, Podgy. I believe that’s a really good idea.”
“You will find, however, that it is harder to give away money that one might imagine. Very much harder than it seems.” He started the car. “Shall I drive you to your dorm at the college?”
“Please.”
As we drove through a pleasantly deserted Atlanta I considered my previous venture with philanthropy, my gifts to the college. They had not been donated in the spirit of giving, however, since they were more payoffs or bribes, and they had gotten me no more than a college admission I didn’t really want and a standing invitation to diddle the very sad Gladys Feet. I had spread no joy to anyone and certainly had been left with none. I was headed back to campus to pack up and leave and where I was going was anybody’s and especially my guess. But first I would call Professor Everett to see if he could offer any good argument for my staying put. Why I held his opinion in any regard was beyond me, but I did.
Everett answered, sounding tired but awake. I put the question to him with no warning. “Why should I remain in college?”
“You’ve got me,” he said without a pause.
“That’s the best you can do?” I said.
“How much money do you have?”
“More than I know what to do with,” I said, honestly.
Everett sighed. I could he
ar him lighting his cigar. “I suppose you could remain in school for the sex. I hear there’s a lot of it. Or not.”
“What about an education?”
“Hell, you can read. You know where the library is.”
“You’re a professor,” I said.
“If you say so.”
“If you were me,” I said, “would you stay in school?”
He said nothing.
“Well?”
“I think you should come over to my house so we can talk head to head or face to face, however it goes. And bring some doughnuts, the kind with the sprinkles.” He told me his address, and before he hung up he said, “You know, we mustn’t judge people by what they drive.”
“What does that mean?” I asked an empty line.
I drove my car over to Everett’s home, a narrow two-story brick house with an enclosed front porch. He held open the screen door for me as I walked past him into the foyer. I followed him into the living room, such as it was. There was a low yellow, floral-print sofa in the middle of the room facing a windowless wall against which sat a small television on a wooden table. On the screen two men boxed.
“Do you like boxing?” I asked.
“Hate it.”
I looked at the television. “Why are you watching it?”
“Because I love the sublime violence of it. In a way. It’s a lot like doing drugs, if you know what I mean. And even if you don’t. What bullshit I’m spouting.”
I handed him the doughnuts.
“How thoughtful,” he said. “You shouldn’t have. I can’t accept them, though. I’m watching my weight, before anyone else does. You have them, enjoy them. They have sprinkles. Now, what’s this business about dropping out of school?” He sat on the sofa.
“Why shouldn’t I?” I sat beside him.
“Don’t you want a degree?”
“I never really thought about it.”
He shook his head. “That’s a damn good answer. I wish I’d said it. I wish I’d thought it. I will the next time.” He took his cold cigar from the ashtray and stuck it in his face. “Now that you’ve thought about it, do you want one?”
“Not particularly.”
“Well, there you have it.”
“There I have what?”
“What do you get after four years of college?” he asked.
“A degree.”
“And you don’t want a degree. So, there you have it. Go sailing or skiing or something.”
“What about an education?” I said.
“Listen, if you want to stay in school, then stay in school, but don’t ask me to tell you what to do. Truth is, I don’t know or care what you do.”
“Is that true, that you don’t care?”
He paused to think it over. “Pretty much. Eat a doughnut. It will make you feel much better. It will make me feel better if you eat one.”
“For some reason, maybe because you’re a professor, I thought you’d try to talk me into staying.”
“It’s a bitch, ain’t it? The things we assume.” He looked at his watch. “Hey, it’s ten o’clock. Time for some real entertainment.” He walked over to the television and changed channels. “Now, this is genius.”
A man’s white-turbaned head appeared on screen, disembodied and floating against a blue field, slowly, from one corner to the other. The head wore a white turban and sang in what I took to be Hindi. The title grew large enough to read: Punjabi Profiles.
“Absolute genius,” Everett said. “Listen, Poitier, you’ll get your education. Hey, you’re already a smart guy, smarter than most, better educated than most of my so-called colleagues. Don’t get me wrong, I believe in higher education, but you’ll find your way. I don’t worry about you. Doughnut?”
“Why do you teach?”
“Money.”
“That’s it?”
“I’m no good at anything else,” he said.
I wanted to tell him that he was no good at teaching.
But then he said, “As if I’m any good at teaching. But you know what? Who the fuck cares? You know what I mean? Still, I can teach you two or three things, among them how to perform a tracheotomy on a squirming and unwilling patient, but you probably don’t believe that.”
I sat quietly for a few minutes while we watched an Indian music video. I thought about my visit to Maggie’s home, about the Larkins, about the dinner. “Why are people so fucked up?” I asked.
“Maybe you do need college, Poitier,” Everett said. “You want to know why people are so fucked up? Son, that’s about the only question I can answer with even a small measure of authority. It’s because they’re people. People, my friend, are worse than anybody.”
I was not certain whether I was troubled more by his answer or by the fact that he had called me son.
Everett, as usual, had been of no help whatsoever. He insisted as I left that I take the doughnuts, sprinkles and all. He said that they would kill him, but he’d be happy to know I was enjoying them. I took the doughnuts and ate them as I drove back to campus and my dorm. The place was so empty, so quiet and dead, that there was a sudden and strange appeal to it, but I refused to be seduced. I would have liked to talk with Ted, but he was off at his ranch in Montana doing something with buffaloes. And what would he have said to me anyway except, “Why is it that the buffalo’s head is so disproportionately large?” or something like that. I’d always wanted to see Turner and Everett meet, imagined it a little like Perry Como performing with Ornette Coleman. I resolved as I walked across campus to again attempt my drive west. Only this time I would stick to the interstate system, the homogeneous tangle of the ribbons that made up the fifty-first state. I would observe each and every traffic rule and avoid people whenever possible. I realized that I could simply board a plane and fly to California, but being there wasn’t the point, getting there was what I was after. I didn’t know anyone there or what I would do and so the drive would afford me time to formulate some kind of plan. Also I still harbored the young, romantic, naïve, and stupid notion that a cross-country trek would be a valuable learning experience, a rite of passage. That night I packed up my Buick Skylark and headed west once again, my heart pounding, my palms sweating against the plastic of the steering wheel, a thermos of coffee beside me next to a sack of my newest addiction, doughnuts with sprinkles.
The Georgia that surrounded Atlanta had lived up to its billing on my first migratory attempt. I made the short drive to the state’s edge in a quick dead sprint and fell into the next state, which turned out to be Alabama. Of course, I knew it would be Alabama, but still I don’t think anyone is ever quite prepared for Alabama, though I imagined it appropriate and decent preparation for Mississippi; decent is a term the connotation of which I am here unable to articulate.
My chosen route seemed simple enough. I would take Interstate 85 to Interstate 65 to Interstate 10 and that would take me to Los Angeles. There were no turns involved. How could a person get lost? I got lost. I was somewhere in Alabama, in the dark, and it turns out that night in Alabama is darker than night anywhere. I recalled the song “Stars Fell on Alabama” and thought, no, they didn’t. I was further disheartened by a sign telling me I was near a town called Smuteye. Look at the map. And then of course my Skylark began to shutter and make a new unfamiliar, though not terribly alarming sound.
I managed to roll into a lonesome and unlit gas station on a dirt road. The dark sign hovering over the pumps read Rabbit Toe’s Filling Station. My car’s wheels tripped a bell that might as well have been a siren for the way it split the still night air. But nothing and no one stirred. A dog barked far off in the distance and though that reminded me of life, it did more to make me fear death. I was at once terrified that there was no one there and that at any moment someone would appear. And someone did.
An extremely tall, extremely thin, extremely washed-out, and extremely white man walked out of the darkness beside the building and into the white glow of my headlights. He bent at the waist and pe
ered through the driver’s-side window and said the scariest thing I could imagine. He said, “Boy, you must be lost.”
“I must be,” I said. “Can you fix my car?”
“Can but won’t”
“May I use your garage to try to fix it myself?”
“You may not.”
“Are you Rabbit Toe?” I asked.
“That’s what they call me.”
“It’s not your name?”
“That’s what they call me,” he repeated.
“Why do they call you that?” I asked.
“I don’t know.”
The belts of my engine were squeaking and squawking. I spotted some WD-40 on the rack with the oil by the pumps. “I’ll take some of this,” I said.
“It’s for sale,” he said.
I handed him some money. “Keep the change.”
He nodded.
“Well, thanks for nothing,” I said.
“You bet.” He gave me a hard stare.
I started the engine and the sound was not there. I made it another few miles and the noise again started up. It was just about sunrise and I found myself off the dirt road on a dirt drive in front of a small house. Three women were trying to build a fence around a chicken coop. Another older woman spied my approach, crossed herself, and looked up at the sky. I thought I could read her lips and I thought she said, “Thank you, God, for sending me a black buck.”
I got out of my car and opened the hood to look stupidly at the troubled engine. The oldest of the women walked over and stood behind me.
“Your car is not running?” she asked.
“I’m afraid that’s true,” I said. “Would you mind if I worked on it here? I think the belts are loose, but I can tighten them. Do you mind?”
“No, we don’t mind.” The other women had come to stand with her. “Our roof needs to be fixed.”
“Really?”
“It leaks when it rains. And you will fix it?”
“I don’t know how,” I said.
“It’s simple,” she said. “We have a book that explains it.”