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Charlie Chaplins Own Story

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by Charlie Chaplin


  of other actors not so fortunate.

  One day, walking there in this glow of suc-

  cess, swinging my cane with a nonchalant air

  and humming to myself, I met the old come-

  dian who had been with the Rags to Riches

  company.

  "I say, old top," he said eagerly, falling into

  step with me, "do a chap a favor, won't you

  now? There's a big chance with Carno — I have

  it on the quiet he's planning to take a

  company to America, and half a dozen parts

  not cast. Good pickings, what? I can't get a

  word with the beggar, but he'd listen to you.

  See what you can do for yourself and then say

  a good word for me, won't you, what?"

  CHAPTER XXIII

  In which I startle a promoter; dream a great

  triumph in the land of skyscrapers and buffalo;

  and wait long for a message.

  AMERICA ! Fred Carno !

  The words went off like rockets in my mind,

  bursting into thousands of sparkling ideas.

  Fred Carno, the biggest comedy producer in

  London — a man who could by a word make me

  the best-known comedian in Europe ! I could

  already see the press notices — "Charlie Chap-

  lin, the great comedian, in the spectacular

  Carno production — ." And America, that

  strange country across the sea, where I had

  heard men thought no more of half-crowns

  than we thought of six-pences; New York,

  where the buildings were ten, twenty, even

  thirty floors high, and the sky blazed with

  enormous signs in electric light; Chicago,

  where the tinned meat came from, and, be-

  tween, vast plains covered with buffalo and

  wild forests, where, as the train plunged

  through them at tremendous speed, I might

  see from the compartment window the Amer-

  ican red men around their camp-fires! The

  man at my side was saying that there was a

  chance to go to America with Carno!

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  "Go see him, old chap; please do," the old

  comedian begged me. "He'll see you, quick

  enough, though he keeps me waiting in his

  offices like a dog. And say a good word for

  me; just get me a chance to see him. I've put

  you on to a good thing, what? You won't for-

  get old friends, will you now?"

  "Er — certainly not, certainly not!" I assured

  him loftily. "Now I think of it, Freddie was

  mentioning to me the other day something

  about sending a company to America. Next

  time I see him — the very next time, on my

  word — I'll mention your name. You can de-

  pend on it."

  Then, waving away his fervid thanks and

  declining kindly his suggestion to have a

  glass of bitters, I hailed a cab and drove

  away, eager to be alone and think over the

  dazzling prospect. My own small success

  seemed flat enough beside it. America —

  Fred Carno! After all, why not? I asked

  myself. I could make people laugh ; Carno

  did not have a man who could do it better.

  Just let me have a chance to show him what

  I could do !

  So excited that I could feel the blood beat-

  ing in my temples and every nerve quivering,

  I beat on the cab window with my cane and

  called to the driver to take me to Carno's

  offices quick. "An extra shilling if you do

  it in five minutes!" I cried, and sat on the

  edge of the seat as the cab lurched and swayed,

  hoping only that I could get there before all

  the parts were gone.

  I walked into Carno's offices with a quick

  assured step, hiding my excitement under an

  air of haughty importance, though only a great

  effort kept my hand from trembling as I gave

  my card to the office boy. I swallowed hard

  and called to mind all the press notices I had

  received in the two years with Casey's Circus

  while I waited, trying to gain an assurance I

  did not feel, for Carno was a very big man,

  indeed. When the office boy returned and

  ushered me into the inner office I felt my

  knees unsteady under me.

  "Ah, you got here quickly," Mr. Carno said

  pleasantly, waving me to a chair, and this

  unexpected reception completed my confusion.

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  "Oh, yes. I was — I happened to be going

  by," I replied, dazed.

  Mr. Carno leaned back in his chair, careful-

  ly fitting his finger tips together and looked

  at me keenly with his lips pursed up. I said

  nothing more, being doubtful just what to say,

  and after a minute he sat up very briskly and

  spoke.

  "As I mentioned in my note," he began, and

  the office seemed to explode into fireworks

  about me. He had sent me a note. He wanted

  me, then. I could make my own terms. "And

  perhaps I could use you for next season", he

  finished whatever he had said.

  "Yes," I said promptly. "In your American

  company."

  "My American company? Well, no. That is still

  very indefinite," he replied. "But I can

  give you a good part with 'Repairs' in the

  provinces. Thirty weeks, at three pounds."

  ...

  "No, I would not consider that," I answered

  firmly. "I will take a part in your American

  company at six pounds." Six pounds — it was

  an enormous salary; twice as much as I had

  ever received. I was aghast as I heard the

  words, but I said doggedly to myself that I

  would stand by them. I was a great comedian;

  Fred Carno himself had sent for me; I was

  worth six pounds.

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  "Six pounds ! It's unheard of. I never pay

  it," Mr. Carno said sharply.

  "Six pounds, not a farthing less," I insisted.

  "In that case I am afraid I can't use you.

  Good morning," he answered.

  "Good morning," I said, and rising prompt-

  ly I left the office.

  That night I played as I had never played

  before. The audience howled with laughter

  from my entrance till my last exit and recalled

  me again and again, until I would only how

  and back off. I carried in a pocket of my stage

  clothes the note from Mr. Carno, which I had

  found waiting at the theater, and I winked at

  myself triumphantly in the mirror while I took

  off my make-up.

  "He'll come around. Watch me!" I said

  confidently, and not even Sidney's misgivings

  nor his repeated urgings to seize the chance

  with Carno at any salary could shake my de-

  termination.

  "I'm going to America," I said firmly.

  "And I won't go under six pounds. Living

  costs terrifically over there; all the lodgings

  have built-in baths and they charge double for

  it. I stand by six pounds and I'll get it,

  never fear."

  In my own heart I had misgivings more than

  once in the months that followed without an-

  other message from Carno, b
ut I set my teeth

  and vowed that, since I had said six pounds,

  six pounds it should be. And I worked at

  comedy effects all day long in our lodgings,

  falling over chairs and tripping over my cane

  for hours together, till I was black and blue,

  but prepared, when the curtain went up at

  night, to make the audience hold their sides

  and shriek helplessly with tears of laughter

  on their cheeks.

  "Any news?" Sidney began to ask again

  every evening, but I managed always to say,

  "Not yet!" with cocky assurance. "He'll send

  for me, never fear," I said, warmed with the

  thought of the applause I was getting and the

  press notices.

  The season with Casey's Circus was ending and

  I took care not to let any hint of my inten-

  tion to leave reach the cars of the manager,

  but I refused to believe that I would be

  obliged to fall back on him. I looked eagerly

  every day for another note from Carno.

  "Don't worry'-, I'll see you get your bit

  when the time is ripe," I told the old comedian

  whenever he importuned me for news, as he did

  frequently. "You know how it is, old top

  — you have to manage these big men just

  right."

  At last the note came. It reached me at my

  lodgings early one morning, having been sent

  on from the theater, and I trembled with ex-

  citement while I dressed. I forced myself to

  eat breakfast slowly and to idle about a bit

  before starting for Carno's offices, not to

  reach them too early and appear too eager,

  but when at last I set out the cab seemed to

  do no more than crawl.

  "Well, I find I can use you in the American

  company," Mr. Carno said.

  "Very well," I replied nonchalantly.

  "And — er — as to salary — ," he began, but

  I cut in.

  "Salary?" I said, shrugging my shoulders.

  "Why mention it ? We went over that before,"

  and I waved my hand carelessly. "Six

  pounds," I said airily.

  He looked at me a minute, frowning. Then

  he laughed.

  "All right, confound you I" he said, smiling,

  and took out the contract.

  Three weeks later, booked for a solid year in

  the United States, looking forward to playing

  on the Keith circuit among the Eastern sky-

  scrapers and on the Orpheum circuit in the

  Wild West among the American red men, I

  stood on the deck of a steamer and saw the

  rugged sky-line of New York rising from the

  sea.

  CHAPTER XXIV

  In which I discover many strange things in that

  strange land, America; visit San Francisco for

  the first time; and meet an astounding reception

  in the offices of a cinematograph company.

  NOW, since I was twenty at the time, four years

  ago, when I stood on the deck of the steamer

  and saw America rising into view on the horizon,

  it may seem strange to some persons that I had

  no truer idea of this country than to suppose

  just west of New York a wild country inhabited

  by American Indians and traversed by great

  herds of buffalo. It is natural enough, however,

  when one reflects that I had spent nearly all my

  life in London, which is, like all great cities,

  a most narrow-minded and provincial place, and

  that my only schooling had been the little my

  mother was able to give me, combined later with

  much eager reading of romances. Fenimore Cooper,

  your own American writer, had pictured for me

  this country as it was a hundred years ago,

  and what English boy would suppose a whole

  continent could be made over in a short hundred

  years?

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  So, while the steamer docked, I stood quiver-

  ing with eagerness to be off into the wonders

  of that forest of skyscrapers which is New

  York, with all the sensations of a boy trans-

  ported to Mars, or any other unknown world,

  where anything might happen. Indeed, one

  of the strangest things — to my way of think-

  ing — which I encountered in the New World,

  was brought to my attention a moment after I

  landed. At the very foot of the gangplank

  Mr. Reeves, the manager of the American com-

  pany, who was with me, was halted by a very

  fat little man, richly dressed, who rushed up

  and grasped him enthusiastically by both

  hands.

  "Velgome! Velgome to our gountry!" he

  cried. "How are you, Reeves? How goes it?"

  Mr. Reeves replied in a friendly manner, and

  the little man turned to me inquiringly.

  "Who's the kid?" he asked.

  "This is Mr. Chaplin, our leading comedian,"

  Mr. Reeves said, while I bristled at the word

  "kid." The fat man, I found, was Marcus Loew,

  a New York theatrical producer. He shook

  hands with me warmly and asked immediately,

  "Veil, and vot do you think of our gountry,

  young man?"

  "I have never been in Berlin," I said stiffly.

  "I have never cared to go there," I added

  rudely, resenting his second reference to my

  youth.

  "I mean America. How do you like America? This

  is our gountry now. We're all Americans together

  over here !" Marcus Loew said with real enthus-

  iasm in his voice, and I drew myself up in

  haughty surprise. "My word, this is a strange

  country," I said to myself. Foreigners, and

  all that, calling themselves citizens ! This

  is going rather far, even for a republic,

  even for America, where anything might happen.

  ...

  That was the thing which most impressed me

  for weeks. Germans, it seemed, and English

  and Irish and French and Italians and Poles,

  all mixed up together, all one nation —

  it seemed incredible to me, like something

  against all the laws of nature. I went about

  in a continual wonder at it. Not even the high

  buildings, higher even than I had imagined,

  nor the enormous, flaming electric signs on

  Broadway, nor the high, hysterical, shrill

  sound of the street traffic, so different

  from the heavy roar of London, was so strange

  to me as this mixing of races. Indeed, it was

  months before I could become accustomed to it,

  and months more before I saw how good it is,

  and felt glad to be part of such a nation

  myself.

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  We were playing a sketch called 'A Night in a

  London Music-Hall', which probably many people

  still remember. I was cast for the part of a

  drunken man, who furnished most of the comedy,

  and the sketch proved to be a great success,

  so that I played that one part continuously

  for over two years, traveling from coast to

  coast with it twice.

  The number of American cities seemed endless

  to me, like the little bores the Chinese make,

  one ins
ide the other, so that it seems no

  matter how many you take out, there are still

  more inside. I had imagined this country a

  broad wild continent, dotted sparsely with

  great cities — New York, Chicago, San Francisco

  — with wide distances between. The distances

  were there, as I expected, but there seemed

  no end to the cities. New York, Buffalo,

  Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Columbus, Indianapolis,

  Chicago, St. Louis, Kansas City, Omaha, Denver

  — and San Francisco not even in sight yet!

  No Indians, either.

  Toward the end of the summer we reached San

  Francisco the first time, very late, because

  the train had lost time over the mountains, so

  that there was barely time for us to reach the

  Orpheum and make up in time for the first

  performance. My stage hat was missing,

  there was a wild search for it, while we held

  the curtain and the house grew a little impa-

  tient, but we could not find it anywhere. At

  last I seized a high silk hat from the outraged

  head of a man who had come behind the scenes

  to see Reeves and rushed on to the stage. The

  hat was too loose. Every time I tried to speak

  a line it fell off, and the audience went into

  ecstasies. It was one of the best hits of the

  season, that hat.

  It slid back down my neck, and the audience

  laughed ; it fell over my nose, and they

  howled ; I picked it up on the end of my cane,

  looked at it stupidly and tried to put the

  cane on my head, and they roared. I do not

  know the feelings of its owner, who for a time

  stood glaring at me from the wings, for when

  at last, after the third curtain call, I came

  off holding the much dilapidated hat in my

  hands, he had gone. Bareheaded, I suppose,

  and probably still very angry.

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  After the show I came out on the street into

  a cold gray fog, which blurred the lights and

  muffled the sound of my steps on the damp

  pavement, and, drawing great breaths of it

  into my lungs, I was happy. "For the lova

  Mike!" I said to Reeves, being very proud of

  my American slang. "This is a little bit of

  all right, what? Just like home, don't you

  know! What do you know about that!" And

  I felt that, next to London, I liked San

  Francisco, and was sorry we were to stay

  only two weeks.

  We returned to New York, playing return dates

  on the "big time" circuits, and I almost

  regretted the close of the season and the

  return to London. The night we closed at

  Keith's I found a message waiting for me at

 

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