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Charlie Chaplins Own Story

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by Charlie Chaplin


  were good actors ; I knew I could do good work

  with them.

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  "That is the offer as it stands," he concluded.

  "Half a million dollars in salary, another half-

  million, probably, in royalties. That depends

  on the amount of film the Lone Star company

  turns out. We'll give you every facility for

  producing it; the Mutual will handle the re-

  leases. We will be ready to start work as soon

  as you sign the contract."

  "Then," I said pleasantly, "we need only

  decide the amount of the bonus to be paid me

  for signing it."

  "Frankly, Mr. Chaplin, I am not authorized

  to offer you a bonus," he replied. "We don't

  do that. And we feel that in organizing your

  own company, building studios, giving you

  such a supporting cast, we are doing all that

  is possible, in addition to the record-breaking

  salary and royalties we are willing to pay you."

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  "On the other hand, you must consider that

  I have other offers," I answered. "Frankly,

  also, I imagine the size of the bonus paid me

  will decide which company I choose. I want

  two hundred and fifty thousand. We both

  know I am worth it to any company."

  It was a deadlock. The old thrill of my

  dealing with Carno came back to me while we

  talked. In the end he left, the matter still

  undecided.

  There were many interviews after that. I

  still believe that it might have been possible,

  by holding out longer, to get that amount, but

  I was eager to begin work again, and besides,

  as Mr. Caulfield pointed out, the sooner we

  began releasing films the sooner the royalties

  would begin coming in.

  In the end we compromised on a cash bonus of

  one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, and

  an agreement on my part to secure the com-

  pany for that payment by allowing them to

  insure my life for half a million dollars. We

  made application for the insurance policy and

  I was examined by the insurance company's

  physician, so that there might be no delay in

  closing the arrangements with the Mutual and

  beginning work.

  "Fit as a fiddle, sir; fit as a fiddle !" the

  doctor said, thumping my chest. He felt the

  muscles of my arms approvingly. "Outdoor life,

  outdoor life and exercise, they're the best

  medicine in the world. What is your occupation,

  sir, if I may ask?"

  "I'm a sort of rough-and-tumble acrobat,"

  I said. "A moving-picture actor."

  "Well, bless my soul! Chaplin, of course!

  I didn't get the name. Yes, yes, I see the

  resemblance now. I'm glad to meet you, sir.

  That last comedy of yours — when you fell

  into the lake — " He chuckled.

  In great good spirits, then, we set out for

  New York, where the contract was to be signed

  by Mr. Freuler and myself and the final de-

  tails settled.

  Ten years ago I had been a starving actor on

  the Strand, a precocious youngster with big

  dreams and an empty stomach. Now I was on

  my way to New York and a salary of five hun-

  dred and twenty thousand dollars a year. Then

  I had been hungry for the slightest recog-

  nition ; I had schemed and posed and acted

  a part with every one I met, craving a glance

  of admiration or envy to encourage my really

  tremulous hopes of one day succeeding; I had

  deceived myself with flattery to keep up my

  spirits. Now my name was known wherever moving

  pictures were shown throughout the world; a

  million hearty laughs applauded me every day.

  I felt that I had arrived and I was happy.

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  From New York I hastened to cable my mother

  the dazzling news — my poor, pretty little

  mother, older now and never really strong

  since the terrible days when we starved

  together in a London garret. She can not

  come to America because she can not stand

  the sea trip, but from the first I had

  written her at great length about my

  tremendous success, and when my comedies

  appeared in England she went for the first

  time to the cinema houses, and wrote that

  it was good to see me again and my comedy

  work was splendid ; she was proud of me.

  ...

  We were to sign the contract in the offices

  of the Mutual company in New York. When we

  stepped into that suite of richly furnished

  rooms, to be ushered at once into the presence

  of the president of this multi-million-dollar

  parent corporation, I had one fleeting thought

  of myself, ten years before, wearily tramping

  the Strand from agent's office to agent's

  office, the scorn of the grimiest cockney

  office boy.

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  The curious twists and turns of chance in

  those old days should have prepared me for

  the shock I received when I met Mr. Freuler,

  but they had not done so. I felt so secure,

  so satisfied with myself and the world as I

  stepped into his private office.

  "I'm sorry, Mr. Chaplin," he said when Mr.

  Caulfield had introduced us and we were

  seated. "I'm afraid there will be a hitch in

  the paying of that bonus. The insurance company

  has refused to issue your policy."

  CHAPTER XXXIII

  In which I realize my wildest dreams of fortune;

  ponder on the comedy tricks of life and conclude

  without reaching any conclusion.

  "REFUSED to issue — impossible!" I cried, start-

  ing in my chair. With the swiftness of a knife

  stab I saw myself stopped at the very moment

  of my greatest success, fighting, struggling,

  hoping — and dying swiftly of some inexorable,

  concealed disease. Why, I had never felt bet-

  ter in my life !

  "Yes, we received their refusal only this

  morning. On account of your extra-hazardous

  occupation they will not carry a policy for

  such a large sum," said Mr. Freuler. "I'm

  sorry, but I'm afraid it will hold matters

  up until we have found a company which will

  insure you or distributed the amount among

  a number of companies."

  I laughed. I felt that Fate had shot her last

  bolt at me and missed. Extra hazardous, of

  course! I had grown accustomed to the staff

  of nurses waiting at every large studio during

  thrilling scenes. I had trained myself by long

  practise to come comically through every dan-

  gerous mishap with as little danger of broken

  bones as possible. That was part of the work

  of being funny.

  "Oh, very well," I said. "What shall we do

  to arrange the matter?"

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  It was a question which occupied our thoughts

  for several days. No large company would

  insure my life against the hazards of my

  comedies. We did, however
, finally hit upon a

  way of solving the problem, and at last, worth

  nearly half a million dollars to the Mutual

  company if I died and much more if I lived, I

  signed the contract and received my check for

  one hundred and. fifty thousand dollars.

  ...

  I did it, as was fitting, to the sound of a

  clicking camera, for the Mutual company, with

  great enterprise, filmed the event, that audi-

  ences the world over might see me in my proper

  person, wielding the fateful pen. It was a

  moment during which I should have felt a de-

  gree of emotion, that moment at which the pen

  point, scrawling "Charles Chaplin," made me

  worth another million dollars. But the click-

  click-click of the camera as the operator

  turned the crank made the whole thing unreal

  to me. I was careful only to register the

  proper expression.

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  " Well — it's finished. What about your half-

  million now?" Sidney said affectionately when,

  my copy of the contract safely tucked into my

  breast pocket, we set off down the street to-

  gether. "You'll quit, will you, with half a

  million! You'll never leave the moving pic-

  tures, my lad!"

  "Have it your own way, old scamp," I said.

  "You would, anyway. Just the same I would

  like to write a book. I wager I could do it,

  with half a chance. By the way, there's

  another thing I'd like to do — "

  Then I had all the pleasure and delight of

  feeling rich, of which the camera had robbed

  me while I signed my contract. At last I had

  an opportunity to repay Sidney the money part

  of the debt I have owed him since he came to

  my rescue so many times when we were boys.

  He could not refuse half of the bonus money

  which he had worked so hard to get for me, and

  that check for seventy-five thousand dollars

  gave me more pleasure than I can recall receiv-

  ing from any other money I have ever handled.

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  So I came back to the Pacific coast to begin

  my work with the Mutual company. I am now

  an assured success in moving-picture comedy

  work and I am most proud of it. There is

  great cause for pride in keeping thousands of

  persons laughing. There is the satisfaction,

  also, of having attained, through lucky chance

  and accident, the goal on which I set my eyes

  so many years ago.

  But I have no golden rule for such attain-

  ment to offer any one. I have worked — yes,

  to the limit of my ability — but so have many

  other men who have won far less reward than I,

  Whether you call it chance, fate or providence,

  to my mind the ruling of men's lives is in

  other hands than theirs.

  If Sidney had not returned to London I might

  have become a thief in the London streets.

  If William Gillette had brought me to America

  I might have become a great tragic actor.

  If the explosion in the glass factory had

  been more violent I might have been buried in

  a pauper's grave. Now, by a twist of public

  fancy, which sees great humor in my best work,

  and less in the best work of other men who are

  toiling as hard as I, I have become Charlie

  Chaplin, "the funniest man in America," and

  a millionaire.

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  What rules our destinies in this big comedy,

  the world? I do not know. I know only that

  it is good, whatever happens, to laugh at it.

  ...

  Meantime, I am working on a new comedy.

  I am always working on a new comedy. I have

  a whole stage to myself, a stage of bare new

  boards that smell of turpentine in the hot

  sunshine, covered with dozens of sets —

  drawing-rooms, bedrooms, staircases, base-

  ments, roofs, fire-escapes, laundries,

  baker-shops, barrooms - — everything.

  ...

  As soon as the light is strong enough I arrive

  in my big automobile, falling over the steps

  when I get out to amuse the chauffeur. I coat

  my face with light brown paint, paste on my

  mustache, get into my floppy shoes, loop my

  trousers up about my waist, clog-dance a bit.

  Then the camera begins to click and I begin

  to be funny. I enjoy my comedies; they seem

  the funniest things on earth while I am

  playing them. I laugh, the other actors laugh,

  the director fans himself with his straw hat

  and laughs ; the camera man chuckles aloud.

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  Dozens of ideas pop into my mind as I play ;

  I play my parts each with a fresh enthusiasm,

  changing them, inventing, devising, accident-

  ally producing unexpected effects, carefully

  working out others, enjoying every moment

  of it.

  When the light falls in the evening I may sit

  a while, for coolness, in the basement set,

  where the glare of the reflectors has not beat

  all day. Then sometimes I think of the tricks

  fate has played with me since the days I clog-

  danced for Mr. Hawkins, and I wonder why and

  what the meaning of it all may be. But I never

  decide.

  THE END

 

 

 


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