The Monkey's Paw and Other Tales Of Mystery and the Macabre

by W. W. Jacobs

  We looked at each other blankly, and he repeated them eagerly, and again touched his chest.

  “It’s his name,” said the cook, and we all repeated them.

  He smiled in an exhausted fashion, and then, rallying his energies, held up a forefinger; as we stared at this new riddle, he lowered it, and held up all four fingers, doubled.

  “Come away,” quavered the cook; “he’s putting a spell on us.”

  We drew back at that, and back farther still, as he repeated the motions. Then Bill’s face cleared suddenly, and he stepped towards him.

  “He means his wife and younkers!” he shouted eagerly. “This ain’t no Jem Dadd!”

  It was good then to see how our fellows drew round the dying sailor, and strove to cheer him. Bill, to show he understood the finger business, nodded cheerily, and held his hand at four different heights from the floor. The last was very low, so low that the man set his lips together, and strove to turn his heavy head from us.

  “Poor devil!” said Bill, “he wants us to tell his wife and children what’s become of him. He must ha’ been dying when he come aboard. What was his name, again?”

  But the name was not easy to English lips, and we had already forgotten it.

  “Ask him again,” said the cook, “ and write it down. Who’s got a pen?”

  He went to look for one as Bill turned to the sailor to get him to repeat it. Then he turned round again, and eyed us blankly, for, by this time, the owner had himself forgotten it.

  14

  The Vigil

  “I’m the happiest man in the world,” said Mr Farrer, in accents of dreamy tenderness.

  Miss Ward sighed. “Wait till father comes in,” she said.

  Mr Farrer peered through the plants which formed a welcome screen to the window and listened with some uneasiness. He was waiting for the firm, springy step that should herald the approach of ex-Sergeant-Major Ward. A squeeze of Miss Ward’s hand renewed his courage.

  “Perhaps I had better light the lamp,” said the girl, after a long pause. “I wonder where mother’s got to?”

  “She’s on my side, at any rate,” said Mr Farrer.

  “Poor mother!” said the girl. “She daren’t call her soul her own. I expect she’s sitting in her bedroom with the door shut. She hates unpleasantness. And there’s sure to be some.”

  “So do I,” said the young man, with a slight shiver. “But why should there be any? He doesn’t want you to keep single all your life, does he?”

  “He’d like me to marry a soldier,” said Miss Ward. “He says that the young men of the present day are too soft. The only thing he thinks about is courage and strength.”

  She rose and, placing the lamp on the table, removed the chimney, and then sought round the room for the matches. Mr Farrer, who had two boxes in his pocket, helped her.

  They found a box at last on the mantelpiece, and Mr Farrer steadied her by placing one arm round her waist while she lit the lamp. A sudden exclamation from outside reminded them that the blind was not yet drawn, and they sprang apart in dismay as a grizzled and upright old warrior burst into the room and confronted them.

  “Pull that blind down!” he roared. “Not you,” he continued, as Mr Farrer hastened to help. “What do you mean by touching my blind? What do you mean by embracing my daughter? Eh? Why don’t you answer?”

  “We—we are going to be married,” said Mr Farrer, trying to speak boldly.

  The sergeant-major drew himself up, and the young man gazed in dismay at a chest which seemed as though it would never cease expanding.

  “Married!” exclaimed the sergeant-major, with a grim laugh. “Married to a little tame bunny-rabbit! Not if I know it. Where’s your mother?” he demanded, turning to the girl.

  “Upstairs,” was the reply.

  Her father raised his voice, and a nervous reply came from above. A minute later Mrs Ward, pale of cheek, entered the room.

  “Here’s fine goings-on!” said the sergeant-major, sharply. “I go for a little walk, and when I come back this—this infernal cockroach has got its arm round my daughter’s waist. Why don’t you look after her? Do you know anything about it?”

  His wife shook her head.

  “Five feet four and about thirty round the chest, and wants to marry my daughter!” said the sergeant-major, with a sneer. “Eh? What’s that? What did you say? What?”

  “I said that’s a pretty good size for a cockroach,” murmured Mr Farrer, defiantly. “Besides, size isn’t everything. If it was, you’d be a general instead of only a sergeant-major.”

  “You get out of my house,” said the other, as soon as he could get his breath. “Go on! Sharp with it.”

  “I’m going,” said the mortified Mr Farrer. “I’m sorry if I was rude. I came on purpose to see you to-night. Bertha—Miss Ward, I mean—told me your ideas, but I couldn’t believe her. I said you’d got more common sense than to object to a man just because he wasn’t a soldier.”

  “I want a man for a son-in-law,” said the other. “I don’t say he’s got to be a soldier.”

  “Just so,” said Mr Farrer. “You’re a man, ain’t you? Well, I’ll do anything that you’ll do.”

  “Phh!” said the sergeant-major. “I’ve done my little lot. I’ve been in action four times, and wounded in three places. That’s my tally.”

  “The colonel said once that my husband doesn’t know what fear is,” said Mrs Ward, timidly. “He’s afraid of nothing.”

  “Except ghosts,” remarked her daughter, softly.

  “Hold your tongue, miss,” said her father, twisting his moustache. “No sensible man is afraid of what doesn’t exist.”

  “A lot of people believe they do, though,” said Mr Farrer, breaking in. “I heard the other night that old Smith’s ghost has been seen again swinging from the apple tree. Three people have seen it.”

  “Rubbish!” said the sergeant-major.

  “Maybe,” said the young man; “but I’ll bet you, Mr Ward, for all your courage, that you won’t go up there alone at twelve o’clock one night to see.”

  “I thought I ordered you out of my house just now,” said the sergeant-major, glaring at him.

  “Going into action,” said Mr Farrer, pausing at the door, “is one thing—you have to obey orders and you can’t help yourself; but going to a lonely cottage two miles off to see the ghost of a man that hanged himself is another.”

  “Do you mean to say I’m afraid?” blustered the other.

  Mr Farrer shook his head. “I don’t say anything,” he remarked; “but even a cockroach does a bit of thinking sometimes.”

  “Perhaps you’d like to go,” said the sergeant-major.

  “I don’t mind,” said the young man; “and perhaps you’ll think a little better of me, Mr Ward. If I do what you’re afraid to do—”

  Mrs Ward and her daughter flung themselves hastily between the sergeant-major and his intended sacrifice. Mr Farrer, pale but determined, stood his ground.

  “I’ll dare you to go up and spend a night there alone,” he said.

  “I’ll dare you,” said the incensed warrior, weakly.

  “All right; I’ll spend Wednesday night there,” said Mr Farrer, “and I’ll come round on Thursday and let you know how I got on.”

  “I dare say,” said the other; “but I don’t want you here, and, what’s more, I won’t have you. You can go to Smith’s cottage on Wednesday at twelve o’clock if you like, and I’ll go up any time between twelve and three and make sure you’re there. D’ye understand? I’ll show you whether I’m afraid or not.”

  “There’s no reason for you to be afraid,” said Mr Farrer. “I shall be there to protect you. That’s very different to being there alone, as I shall be. But, of course, you can go up the next night by yourself, and wait for me, if you like. If you like to prove your courage, I mean.”

  “When I want to be ordered about,” said the sergeant-major, in a magnificent voice, “I’ll let you know. Now go, be
fore I do anything I might be sorry for afterwards.”

  He stood at the door, erect as a ramrod, and watched the young man up the road. His conversation at the supper table that night related almost entirely to puppy-dogs and the best way of training them.

  He kept a close eye upon his daughter for the next day or two, but human nature has its limits. He tried to sleep one afternoon in his easy-chair with one eye open, but the exquisite silence maintained by Miss Ward was too much for it. A hum of perfect content arose from the feature below, and five minutes later Miss Ward was speeding in search of Mr Farrer.

  “I had to come, Ted,” she said, breathlessly, “because tomorrow’s Wednesday. I’ve got something to tell you, but I don’t know whether I ought to.”

  “Tell me and let me decide,” said Mr Farrer, tenderly.

  “I—I’m so afraid you might be frightened,” said the girl. “I won’t tell you, but I’ll give you a hint. If you see anything awful, don’t be frightened.”

  Mr Farrer stroked her hand. “The only thing I’m afraid of is your father,” he said, softly.

  “Oh!” said the girl clasping her hands together. “You have guessed it.”

  “Guessed it?” said Mr Farrer.

  Miss Ward nodded. “I happened to pass his door this morning,” she said, in a low voice. “It was open a little way, and he was standing up and measuring one of mother’s nightgowns against his chest. I couldn’t think what he was doing it for at first.”

  Mr Farrer whistled and his face hardened.

  “That’s not fair play,” he said at last. “All right; I’ll be ready for him.”

  “He doesn’t like to be put in the wrong,” said Miss Ward. “He wants to prove that you haven’t got any courage. He’d be disappointed if he found you had.”

  “All right,” said Mr Farrer again. “You’re an angel for coming to tell me.”

  “Father would call me something else, I expect,” said Miss Ward, with a smile. “Good-bye. I want to get back before he wakes up.”

  She was back in her chair, listening to her father’s slumbers, half an hour before he awoke.

  “I’m making up for tomorrow night,” he said, opening his eyes suddenly.

  His daughter nodded.

  “Shows strength of will,” continued the sergeant-major, amiably. “Wellington could go to sleep at any time by just willing it. I’m the same way; I can go to sleep at five minutes’ notice.”

  “It’s a very useful gift,” said Miss Ward, piously, “very.”

  Mr Ward had two naps the next day. He awoke from the second at twelve-thirty a.m., and in a somewhat disagreeable frame of mind rose and stretched himself. The house was very still. He took a small brown-paper parcel from behind the sofa and, extinguishing the lamp, put on his cap and opened the front door.

  If the house was quiet, the little street seemed dead. He closed the door softly and stepped into the darkness. In terms which would have been understood by “our army in Flanders” he execrated the forefathers, the name, and the upbringing of Mr Edward Fairer.

  Not a soul in the streets; not a light in a window. He left the little town behind, passed the last isolated house on the road, and walked into the greater blackness of a road between tall hedges. He had put on canvas shoes with rubber soles, for the better surprise of Mr Farrer, and his own progress seemed to partake of a ghostly nature. Every ghost story he had ever heard or read crowded into his memory. For the first time in his experience even the idea of the company of Mr Farrer seemed better than no company at all.

  The night was so dark that he nearly missed the turning that led to the cottage. For the first few yards he had almost to feel his way; then, with a greater yearning than ever for the society of Mr Farrer, he straightened his back and marched swiftly and noiselessly towards the cottage.

  It was a small, tumbledown place, set well back in an overgrown garden. The sergeant-major came to a halt just before reaching the gate, and, hidden by the hedge, unfastened his parcel and shook out his wife’s best nightgown.

  He got it over his head with some difficulty, and, with his arms in the sleeves, tried in vain to get his big hands through the small, lace-trimmed wristbands. Despite his utmost efforts he could only get two or three fingers through, and after a vain search for his cap, which had fallen off in the struggle, he made his way to the gate and stood there waiting. It was at this moment that the thought occurred to him that Mr Farrer might have failed to keep the appointment.

  His knees trembled slightly and he listened anxiously for any sound from the house. He rattled the gate and, standing with white arms outstretched, waited. Nothing happened. He shook it again, and then, pulling himself together, opened it and slipped into the garden. As he did so a large bough which lay in the centre of the footpath thoughtfully drew on one side to let him pass.

  Mr Ward stopped suddenly and, with his gaze fixed on the bough, watched it glide over the grass until it was swallowed up in the darkness. His own ideas of frightening Mr Farrer were forgotten, and in a dry, choking voice he called loudly upon the name of that gentleman.

  He called two or three times, with no response, and then, in a state of panic, backed slowly towards the gate with his eyes fixed on the house. A loud crash sounded from somewhere inside, the door was flung violently open, and a gruesome figure in white hopped out and squatted on the step.

  It was evident to Sergeant-Major Ward that Mr Farrer was not there, and that no useful purpose could be served by remaining. It was clear that the young man’s courage had failed him, and, with grey head erect, elbows working like the sails of a windmill, and the ends of the nightgown streaming behind him, the sergeant-major bent his steps towards home.

  He dropped into a walk after a time and looked carefully over his shoulder. So far as he could see he was alone, but the silence and loneliness were oppressive. He looked again, and, without stopping to inquire whether his eyes had deceived him, broke into a run again. Alternately walking and running, he got back to the town, and walked swiftly along the streets to his house. Police-Constable Burgess, who was approaching from the other direction, reached it at almost the same moment, and, turning on his lantern, stood gaping with astonishment. “Anything wrong?” he demanded.

  “Wrong?” panted the sergeant-major, trying to put a little surprise and dignity into his voice. “No.”

  “I thought it was a lady walking in her sleep at first,” said the constable. “A tall lady.”

  The sergeant-major suddenly became conscious of the nightgown. “I’ve been—for a little walk,” he said, still breathing hard. “I felt a bit chilly—so I—put this on.”

  “Suits you, too,” said the constable, stiffly. “But you Army men always was a bit dressy. Now if I put that on I should look ridikerlous.”

  The door opened before Mr Ward could reply, and revealed, in the light of a bedroom candle, the astonished countenances of his wife and daughter.

  “George!” exclaimed Mrs Ward.

  “Father!” said Miss Ward.

  The sergeant-major tottered in and, gaining the front room, flung himself into his armchair. A stiff glass of whisky and water, handed him by his daughter, was swallowed at a gulp.

  “Did you go?” inquired Mrs Ward, clasping her hands.

  The sergeant-major, fully conscious of the suspicions aroused by his disordered appearance, rallied his faculties. “Not likely,” he said, with a short laugh. “After I got outside I knew it was no good going there to look for that young snippet. He’d no more think of going there than he would of flying. I walked a little way down the road—for exercise—and then strolled back.”

  “But—my nightgown?” said the wondering Mrs Ward.

  “Put it on to frighten the constable,” said her husband.

  He stood up and allowed her to help him pull it off. His face was flushed and his hair tousled, but the bright fierceness of his eye was unquenched. In submissive silence she followed him to bed.

  He was up late next morni
ng, and made but a poor breakfast. His after-dinner nap was disturbed, and tea was over before he had regained his wonted calm. An hour later the arrival of a dignified and reproachful Mr Farrer set him blazing again.

  “I have come to see you about last night,” said Mr Farrer, before the other could speak. “A joke’s a joke, but when you said you would come I naturally expected you would keep your word.”

  “Keep my word?” repeated the sergeant-major, almost choking with wrath.

  “I stayed there in that lonely cottage from twelve to three, as per agreement, waiting for you,” said Mr Farrer.

  “You were not there,” shouted the sergeant-major.

  “How do you know?” inquired the other.

  The sergeant-major looked round helplessly at his wife and daughter.

  “Prove it,” said Mr Farrer, pushing his advantage. “You questioned my courage, and I stayed there three hours. Where were you?”

  “You were not there,” said the sergeant-major. “I know. You can’t bluff me. You were afraid.”

  “I was there, and I’ll swear it,” said Mr Farrer. “Still, there’s no harm done. I’ll go there again tonight, and I’ll dare you to come for me?”

  “Dare?” said the sergeant-major, choking. “Dare?”

  “Dare,” repeated the other; “and if you don’t come this time I’ll spread it all over Marcham. Tomorrow night you can go there and wait for me. If you see what I saw—”

  “Oh, Ted!” said Miss Ward, with a shiver.

  “Saw?” said the sergeant-major, starting.

  “Nothing harmful,” said Mr Farrer, calmly. “As a matter of fact, it was very interesting.”

  “What was?” demanded the sergeant-major.

  “It sounds rather silly, as a matter of fact,” said Mr Farrer, slowly. “Still, I did see a broken bough moving about the garden.”

  Mr Ward regarded him open-mouthed.

  “Anything else?” he inquired, in a husky voice.

  “A figure in white,” said Mr Farrer, “with long waving arms, hopping about like a frog. I don’t suppose you believe me, but if you come tonight perhaps you’ll see it yourself It’s very interesting.”