The Moving Finger

by Agatha Christie

“These letters ought to be stopped, sir, they did ought to be stopped. There’ll be mischief done sooner or later.”

  “It seems to me there is mischief done now,” I said.

  “I meant violence, sir. These young fellows, they get violent in their feelings—and so do the older ones.”

  I asked:

  “Are a good many of these letters going about?”

  Mrs. Baker nodded.

  “It’s getting worse and worse, sir. Mr. and Mrs. Beadle at the Blue Boar—very happy they’ve always been—and now these letters comes and it sets him thinking things—things that aren’t so, sir.”

  I leaned forward:

  “Mrs. Baker,” I said, “have you any idea, any idea at all, who is writing these abominable letters?”

  To my great surprise she nodded her head.

  “We’ve got our idea, sir. Yes, we’ve all got a very fair idea.”

  “Who is it?”

  I had fancied she might be reluctant to mention a name, but she replied promptly:

  “’Tis Mrs. Cleat—that’s what we all think, sir. ’Tis Mrs. Cleat for sure.”

  I had heard so many names this morning that I was quite bewildered. I asked:

  “Who is Mrs. Cleat?”

  Mrs. Cleat, I discovered, was the wife of an elderly jobbing gardener. She lived in a cottage on the road leading down to the Mill. My further questions only brought unsatisfactory answers. Questioned as to why Mrs. Cleat should write these letters, Mrs. Baker would only say vaguely that “’T would be like her.”

  In the end I let her go, reiterating once more my advice to go to the police, advice which I could see Mrs. Baker was not going to act upon. I was left with the impression that I had disappointed her.

  I thought over what she had said. Vague as the evidence was, I decided that if the village was all agreed that Mrs. Cleat was the culprit, then it was probably true. I decided to go and consult Griffith about the whole thing. Presumably he would know this Cleat woman. If he thought advisable, he or I might suggest to the police that she was at the bottom of this growing annoyance.

  I timed my arrival for about the moment I fancied Griffith would have finished his “Surgery.” When the last patient had left, I went into the surgery.

  “Hallo, it’s you, Burton.”

  I outlined my conversation with Mrs. Baker, and passed on to him the conviction that this Mrs. Cleat was responsible. Rather to my disappointment, Griffith shook his head.

  “It’s not so simple as that,” he said.

  “You don’t think this Cleat woman is at the bottom of it?”

  “She may be. But I should think it most unlikely.”

  “Then why do they all think it is her?”

  He smiled.

  “Oh,” he said, “you don’t understand. Mrs. Cleat is the local witch.”

  “Good gracious!” I exclaimed.

  “Yes, sounds rather strange nowadays, nevertheless that’s what it amounts to. The feeling lingers, you know, that there are certain people, certain families, for instance, whom it isn’t wise to offend. Mrs. Cleat came from a family of ‘wise women.’ And I’m afraid she’s taken pains to cultivate the legend. She’s a queer woman with a bitter and sardonic sense of humour. It’s been easy enough for her, if a child cut its finger, or had a bad fall, or sickened with mumps, to nod her head and say, ‘Yes, he stole my apples last week’ or ‘He pulled my cat’s tail.’ Soon enough mothers pulled their children away, and other women brought honey or a cake they’d baked to give to Mrs. Cleat so as to keep on the right side of her so that she shouldn’t ‘ill wish’ them. It’s superstitious and silly, but it happens. So naturally, now, they think she’s at the bottom of this.”

  “But she isn’t?”

  “Oh, no. She isn’t the type. It’s—it’s not so simple as that.”

  “Have you any idea?” I looked at him curiously.

  He shook his head, but his eyes were absent.

  “No,” he said. “I don’t know at all. But I don’t like it, Burton—some harm is going to come of this.”

  II

  When I got back to the house I found Megan sitting on the veranda steps, her chin resting on her knees.

  She greeted me with her usual lack of ceremony.

  “Hallo,” she said. “Do you think I could come to lunch?”

  “Certainly,” I said.

  “If it’s chops, or anything difficult like that and they won’t go round, just tell me,” shouted Megan as I went round to apprize Partridge of the fact that there would be three to lunch.

  I fancy that Partridge sniffed. She certainly managed to convey without saying a word of any kind, that she didn’t think much of that Miss Megan.

  I went back to the veranda.

  “Is it quite all right?” asked Megan anxiously.

  “Quite all right,” I said. “Irish stew.”

  “Oh well, that’s rather like dogs’ dinner anyway, isn’t it? I mean it’s mostly potato and flavour.”

  “Quite,” I said.

  I took out my cigarette case and offered it to Megan. She flushed.

  “How nice of you.”

  “Won’t you have one?”

  “No, I don’t think I will, but it was very nice of you to offer it to me—just as though I was a real person.”

  “Aren’t you a real person?” I said amused.

  Megan shook her head, then, changing the subject, she stretched out a long dusty leg for my inspection.

  “I’ve darned my stockings,” she announced proudly.

  I am not an authority on darning, but it did occur to me that the strange puckered blot of violently contrasting wool was perhaps not quite a success.

  “It’s much more uncomfortable than the hole,” said Megan.

  “It looks as though it might be,” I agreed.

  “Does your sister darn well?”

  I tried to think if I had ever observed any of Joanna’s handiwork in this direction.

  “I don’t know,” I had to confess.

  “Well, what does she do when she gets a hole in her stocking?”

  “I rather think,” I said reluctantly, “that she throws them away and buys another pair.”

  “Very sensible,” said Megan. “But I can’t do that. I get an allowance now—forty pounds a year. You can’t do much on that.”

  I agreed.

  “If only I wore black stockings, I could ink my legs,” said Megan sadly. “That’s what I always did at school. Miss Batworthy, the mistress who looked after our mending was like her name—blind as a bat. It was awfully useful.”

  “It must have been,” I said.

  We were silent while I smoked my pipe. It was quite a companionable silence.

  Megan broke it by saying suddenly and violently:

  “I suppose you think I’m awful, like everyone else?”

  I was so startled that my pipe fell out of my mouth. It was a meerschaum, just colouring nicely, and it broke. I said angrily to Megan:

  “Now, see what you’ve done.”

  That most unaccountable of children, instead of being upset, merely grinned broadly.

  “I do like you,” she said.

  It was a most warming remark. It is the remark that one fancies perhaps erroneously that one’s dog would say if he could talk. It occurred to me that Megan, for all she looked like a horse, had the disposition of a dog. She was certainly not quite human.

  “What did you say before the catastrophe?” I asked, carefully picking up the fragments of my cherished pipe.

  “I said I supposed you thought me awful,” said Megan, but not at all in the same tone she had said it before.

  “Why should I?”

  Megan said gravely:

  “Because I am.”

  I said sharply:

  “Don’t be stupid.”

  Megan shook her head.

  “That’s just it. I’m not really stupid. People think I am. They don’t know that inside I know just what they’re like, and
that all the time I’m hating them.”

  “Hating them?”

  “Yes,” said Megan.

  Her eyes, those melancholy, unchildlike eyes, stared straight into mine, without blinking. It was a long mournful gaze.

  “You would hate people if you were like me,” she said. “If you weren’t wanted.”

  “Don’t you think you’re being rather morbid?” I asked.

  “Yes,” said Megan. “That’s what people always say when you’re saying the truth. And it is true. I’m not wanted and I can quite see why. Mummie doesn’t like me a bit. I remind her, I think, of my father, who was cruel to her and pretty dreadful from all I can hear. Only mothers can’t say they don’t want their children and just go away. Or eat them. Cats eat the kittens they don’t like. Awfully sensible, I think. No waste or mess. But human mothers have to keep their children, and look after them. It hasn’t been so bad while I could be sent away to school—but you see, what Mummie would really like is to be just herself and my stepfather and the boys.”

  I said slowly:

  “I still think you’re morbid, Megan, but accepting some of what you say as true, why don’t you go away and have a life of your own?”

  She gave me an unchildlike smile.

  “You mean take up a career. Earn my living?”

  “Yes.”

  “What at?”

  “You could train for something, I suppose. Shorthand typing—bookkeeping.”

  “I don’t believe I could. I am stupid about doing things. And besides—”

  “Well?”

  She had turned her face away, now she turned it slowly back again. It was crimson and there were tears in her eyes. She spoke now with all the childishness back in her voice.

  “Why should I go away? And be made to go away? They don’t want me, but I’ll stay. I’ll stay and make everyone sorry. I’ll make them all sorry. Hateful pigs! I hate everyone here in Lymstock. They all think I’m stupid and ugly. I’ll show them. I’ll show them. I’ll—”

  It was a childish, oddly pathetic rage.

  I heard a step on the gravel round the corner of the house.

  “Get up,” I said savagely. “Go into the house through the drawing room. Go up to the first floor to the bathroom. End of the passage. Wash your face. Quick.”

  She sprang awkwardly to her feet and darted through the window as Joanna came round the corner of the house.

  “Gosh, I’m hot,” she called out. She sat down beside me and fanned her face with the Tyrolean scarf that had been round her head. “Still I think I’m educating these damned brogues now. I’ve walked miles. I’ve learnt one thing, you shouldn’t have these fancy holes in your brogues. The gorse prickles go through. Do you know, Jerry, I think we ought to have a dog?”

  “So do I,” I said. “By the way, Megan is coming to lunch.”

  “Is she? Good.”

  “You like her?” I asked.

  “I think she’s a changeling,” said Joanna. “Something left on a doorstep, you know, while the fairies take the right one away. It’s very interesting to meet a changeling. Oof, I must go up and wash.”

  “You can’t yet,” I said, “Megan is washing.”

  “Oh, she’s been footslogging too, has she?”

  Joanna took out her mirror and looked at her face long and earnestly. “I don’t think I like this lipstick,” she announced presently.

  Megan came out through the window. She was composed, moderately clean, and showed no signs of the recent storm. She looked doubtfully at Joanna.

  “Hallo,” said Joanna, still preoccupied by her face. “I’m so glad you’ve come to lunch. Good gracious, I’ve got a freckle on my nose. I must do something about it. Freckles are so earnest and Scottish.”

  Partridge came out and said coldly that luncheon was served.

  “Come on,” said Joanna, getting up. “I’m starving.”

  She put her arm through Megan’s and they went into the house together.

  Five

  I

  I see that there has been one omission in my story. So far I have made little or no mention of Mrs. Dane Calthrop, or indeed of the Rev. Caleb Dane Calthrop.

  And yet both the vicar and his wife were distinct personalities. Dane Calthrop himself was perhaps a being more remote from everyday life than anyone I have ever met. His existence was in his books and in his study, and in his intimate knowledge of early Church history. Mrs. Dane Calthrop, on the other hand, was quite terrifyingly on the spot. I have perhaps purposely put off mentioning her, because I was from the first a little afraid of her. She was a woman of character and of almost Olympian knowledge. She was not in the least the typical vicar’s wife—but that, as I set it down, makes me ask myself, what do I know of vicars’ wives?

  The only one I remember well was a quiet nondescript creature, devoted to a big strong husband with a magnetic way of preaching. She had so little general conversation that it was a puzzle to know how to sustain a conversation with her.

  Otherwise I was depending on the fictional presentment of vicars’ wives, caricatures of females poking their noses everywhere, and uttering platitudes. Probably no such type exists.

  Mrs. Dane Calthrop never poked her nose in anywhere, yet she had an uncanny power of knowing things and I soon discovered that almost everyone in the village was slightly afraid of her. She gave no advice and never interfered, yet she represented, to any uneasy conscience, the Deity personified.

  I have never seen a woman more indifferent to her material surroundings. On hot days she would stride about clad in Harris tweed, and in rain or even sleet, I have seen her absentmindedly race down the village street in a cotton dress of printed poppies. She had a long thin well-bred face like a greyhound, and a most devastating sincerity of speech.

  She stopped me in the High Street the day after Megan had come to lunch. I had the usual feeling of surprise, because Mrs. Dane Calthrop’s progress resembled coursing more than walking, and her eyes were always fixed on the distant horizon so that you felt sure her real objective was about a mile and a half away.

  “Oh,” she said. “Mr. Burton!”

  She said it rather triumphantly, as someone might who had solved a particularly clever puzzle.

  I admitted that I was Mr. Burton and Mrs. Dane Calthrop stopped focusing on the horizon and seemed to be trying to focus on me instead.

  “Now what,” she said, “did I want to see you about?”

  I could not help her there. She stood frowning, deeply perplexed.

  “Something rather nasty,” she said.

  “I’m sorry about that,” I said, startled.

  “Ah,” cried Mrs. Dane Calthrop. “I hate my love with an A. That’s it. Anonymous letters! What’s this story you’ve brought down here about anonymous letters?”

  “I didn’t bring it,” I said. “It was here already.”

  “Nobody got any until you came, though,” said Mrs. Dane Calthrop accusingly.

  “But they did, Mrs. Dane Calthrop. The trouble had already started.”

  “Oh dear,” said Mrs. Dane Calthrop. “I don’t like that.”

  She stood there, her eyes absent and faraway again. She said:

  “I can’t help feeling it’s all wrong. We’re not like that here. Envy, of course, and malice, and all the mean spiteful little sins—but I didn’t think there was anyone who would do that—No, I really didn’t. And it distresses me, you see, because I ought to know.”

  Her fine eyes came back from the horizon and met mine. They were worried, and seemed to hold the honest bewilderment of a child.

  “How should you know?” I said.

  “I usually do. I’ve always felt that’s my function. Caleb preaches good sound doctrine and administers the sacraments. That’s a priest’s duty, but if you admit marriage at all for a priest, then I think his wife’s duty is to know what people are feeling and thinking, even if she can’t do anything about it. And I haven’t the least idea whose mind is—”


  She broke off, adding absently.

  “They are such silly letters, too.”

  “Have you—er—had any yourself?”

  I was a little diffident of asking, but Mrs. Dane Calthrop replied perfectly naturally, her eyes opening a little wider:

  “Oh yes, two—no, three. I forget exactly what they said. Something very silly about Caleb and the schoolmistress, I think. Quite absurd, because Caleb has absolutely no taste for fornication. He never has had. So lucky, being a clergyman.”

  “Quite,” I said. “Oh quite.”

  “Caleb would have been a saint,” said Mrs. Dane Calthrop, “if he hadn’t been just a little too intellectual.”

  I did not feel qualified to answer this criticism, and anyway Mrs. Dane Calthrop went on, leaping back from her husband to the letters in rather a puzzling way.

  “There are so many things the letters might say, but don’t. That’s what is so curious.”

  “I should hardly have thought they erred on the side of restraint,” I said bitterly.

  “But they don’t seem to know anything. None of the real things.”

  “You mean?”

  Those fine vague eyes met mine.

  “Well, of course. There’s plenty of adultery here—and everything else. Any amount of shameful secrets. Why doesn’t the writer use those?” She paused and then asked abruptly, “What did they say in your letter?”

  “They suggested that my sister wasn’t my sister.”

  “And she is?”

  Mrs. Dane Calthrop asked the question with unembarrassed friendly interest.

  “Certainly Joanna is my sister.”

  Mrs. Dane Calthrop nodded her head.

  “That just shows you what I mean. I dare say there are other things—”

  Her clear uninterested eyes looked at me thoughtfully, and I suddenly understood why Lymstock was afraid of Mrs. Dane Calthrop.

  In everybody’s life there are hidden chapters which they hope may never be known. I felt that Mrs. Dane Calthrop knew them.

  For once in my life, I was positively delighted when Aimée Griffith’s hearty voice boomed out:

  “Hallo, Maud. Glad I’ve just caught you. I want to suggest an alteration of date for the Sale of Work. Morning, Mr. Burton.”

  She went on:

  “I must just pop into the grocer’s and leave my order, then I’ll come along to the Institute if that suits you?”