Forty Guns West

by William W. Johnstone

  “We got to find us a hidey-hole and stay low ’til Andy gets back,” Bones said. “The men just ain’t in any shape to go much farther and they damn shore ain’t in any shape to mix it up with Preacher.”

  “You mighty right about that,” Van Eaton said.

  Up until almost that very moment, if Bones and his bunch had really wanted to give up the hunt, Preacher just might have let them go. But not after seeing Eddie’s scalp tied onto the mane of that horse. That snapped it with Preacher.

  Preacher lay for a long time in his blankets after the nagging thought had awakened him in all its horror. Bones and them knew that was a white boy they dragged and scalped . . . or scalped and then dragged, the dread thought came to him.

  The dirty scum! He didn’t give a damn if those that went for supplies came back with a hundred extra men. Anybody who joined up with Bones Gibson, Van Eaton, and them silly and savage foreigners was dead meat.

  The longer he thought about that previous afternoon, the more scalps he could identify. Wind Chaser had a streak of gray right down the center of his hair. Preacher had seen that one tied to the mane of Van Eaton’s horse. Wind Chaser’s woman’s hair had a sort of auburn tint to it, since she was the daughter of a mountain man. Bones had been displaying that one. And their kids had taken after their mother, with lighter hair than the others in the tribe. Preacher had seen their scalps, too.

  Preacher looked up at the starry heavens. This high up, the stars seemed so close he could almost reach out and touch them. But Preacher was in no mood to appreciate the beauty of the night. He had something else on his mind.

  Killing.

  * * *

  Preacher picked up their trail about mid-morning. And for a moment, it confused him. The trail led south and east. Dismounting, he studied the tracks. There was still the very faint outline of older tracks, and he recognized those as being the men who had left for supplies and returning from Bent’s Fort. Horses and mules. Then he realized what Bones was doing. His bunch was pretty well shot up and hurtin’. So he was tryin’ to link up with his other party, hopin’ they was bringin’ reinforcements. Preacher figured that when they joined up, they’d hole up for a time, and then come after him with a vengeance.

  “Suits me,” Preacher muttered. “Just fine. The more the merrier, Bones. Bones. Somebody shore named you right. ’Cause your bones is gonna bleach white as snow in these mountains, you kid-killer. I swear it.”

  Preacher didn’t follow Bones and the others. He turned around and headed back north. He wanted time to kill a couple of deer, make some pemmican, smoke and jerk some meat, and just lounge around and eat some venison steaks. He’d found him some wild peas and prairie turnips and wild taters. Mix all that up with some pieces of venison and toss in some rose hips and sage and a body had him a lip-smackin’ good stew. Preacher got all hungry around the mouth just thinkin’ ’bout it.

  * * *

  The weary and bloodied bunch linked up with Andy Price and the gang of men he was bringing back from Bent’s Fort. Bones eyeballed the bunch and figured about half of them would turn back once they took a good look at the Rockies. Fifteen or twenty more would pull out after the first sneak attack by Preacher. Those that stayed would be lean and mean and hard and tough.

  “They’s another bunch comin’ up behind me,” Andy told him. “I tole ’em to head on back. This ain’t no game. But they’re still comin’ on. They’re city toughs. Some of them come all the way from New York and Philly and Boston and them places. I don’t understand how they’ve made it this far. They don’t appear to know north from south. And you never in your borned days seen so many different kinds of guns. One of ’em’s got two pistols. Each has a cylinder that holds six rounds and revolves. He called them revolvers. Strange lookin’ things.”

  “They’re what?” Van Eaton asked.

  “Revolvers,” Andy repeated.3

  “Damned if I know,” Andy said. “But I don’t think they’ll ever catch on.”

  “How do they work?” George Winters asked.

  “Did you hear anything about the hunt back at the fort?” Bones asked.

  “Oh, yeah. That’s about all that folks talk about. And that’s strange, too.”

  “How so?” Van Eaton asked.

  “Well, they was a goodly number of mountain men there, but none of them seemed to be a bit concerned about Preacher. Near’bouts all of them said the joke was gonna be on us. One big mountain man told a bully boy from New York—let’s see, how did he put it? Oh, yeah. “‘Ye’ll nar leave them mountains ifn ye go yonder with a blood lust for Preacher. Ye been warned by us who knows White Wolf. Heed our words.”

  “How about Jim Slattery and them writers who left us?”

  “They never showed up, Bones. Nobody there has seen hide nor hair of them.”

  * * *

  “Injuns got them,” Van Eaton opined.

  Bones was thoughtful for a moment. “That mob comin’ up behind us just might be what we need. Preacher will be so busy tryin’ to figure out what to do, mayhaps some of us can slip off durin’ the confusion and kill him.”

  Sir Elmore had walked up. He said, “Say now. That is an excellent thought. By jove, I believe you’ve quite probably stumbled upon the solution to our problem.” He patted Bones on the shoulder. “A very admirable bit of ruminative prowess, my good man.” He smiled and walked off to share the good news with his fellow adventurers.

  Andy shook his head. “I was hopin’ them fellers would learn to talk right whilst I was gone.”

  “No such luck,” Van Eaton said. “They’s even worser than before.”

  * * *

  Preacher spent his time relocating his caches of supplies, jerking a goodly amount of meat, resting and eating and getting ready for war. He was completely unaware of the second band of men hunting him. While Bones was waiting for the wounds of his men to heal, and Preacher was preparing himself mentally to dispose of the entire worthless, no-count, disagreeable lot of them, summer came to the mountains in full bloom. The valleys were pockets of color in all hues.

  Utes had returned from a very successful hunt and were puzzled by the disappearance of Wind Chaser and his small band. Warriors from Wind Chaser’s village were frantically and desperately searching for their families. But so far they failed to search the little valley where Eddie and Wind Chaser and his band had met their deaths. But they would. The wilderness was vast, and it was impossible to look everywhere. The warriors from Wind Chaser’s village mistakenly headed north and west in their search, and the little valley, now covered with summer’s blossoms, remained untouched, for the time being.

  Had they run into Dark Hand, he could have and would have told them what had happened, but Dark Hand had traveled north and east, to rejoin his own people, who were camped over in the unorganized territory that lay just south of the Missouri River.

  Sir Elmore had found his saber but wisely kept it sheathed and out of sight because Baron Zaunbelcher had threatened to break it if Elmore ever drew it again.

  Most of Bones’s men were healed up enough to ride, and those that weren’t properly healed could either suffer the discomfort and ride, or stay and be left behind. All chose to ride.

  The second band of man-hunters was just about the most disreputable looking bunch of ne’er-do-wells that Bones had ever seen. And when the likes of Bones Gibson thought somebody was trash, they couldn’t get much lower if they crawled under a snake’s belly.

  Bones had ridden back to eyeball the second bunch, to see if there might be any men in there that he could use. He found a few possibilities, but for the moment, would stay with what he had. He was back up to strength, just over forty men.

  This bunch, he thought sourly, would not last a week in the mountains, not if just one of them made a hostile move against Preacher. Preacher would turn on them like a wild animal and run them all back to the Mississippi. If they made it that far. Bones wisely decided to distance himself from this mangy looking pack of so-cal
led man-hunters.

  “You there!” the gruff shout stopped Bones as he was just riding off.

  Bones turned to stare at the burly lout who was striding toward him. “What do you want?”

  “Where’s this here murderer called Preacher?”

  Bones laughed at him. “You want him, you find him.”

  “I’m Lige Watson.” The man acted as though that was supposed to mean something.

  “So?”

  “I’m the toughest man in all of Pennsylvania.”

  Bones laughed at him. “Then you best head on back to Pennsylvania, Watson. ’Cause out here, you’re nothin’.”

  “We’ll see about that.”

  “Not for very long, you won’t.” Bones left it at that and rode away.

  * * *

  “Holy jumpin’ elephants!” Preacher said, peering through his spy-glass. He took a second look just to make certain his eyes weren’t deceiving him. They weren’t.

  It looked to him like about forty or so in the first bunch, and that would be Bones’s men, for he could pick out Bones in the lead. Another forty or so in the second bunch, layin’ back about a mile behind Bones.

  “I shore ain’t gettin’ to be a right popular feller,” Preacher muttered, putting away his glass. “Damned if that ain’t a regular army down yonder. Forty in one bunch and forty in the other. They gonna be fallin’ all over one another ’fore this is through.” He smiled a wicked curving of his lips. “I’m gonna have me some fun come the night.”

  What was fun to Preacher could be downright unsettling to others . . . and sometimes lethal.

  * * *

  The floor of the long narrow valley was dotted with campfires, with a dark space about a mile in length between the two camps of man-hunters. Lige Watson, the self-appointed leader of the second bunch, walked through the camp, inspecting ’his men,’ as he liked to call them.

  To Lige, they looked like a very formidable army. In reality, they were about as sloppy a rag-tag bunch of losers as had ever gathered anywhere. The group was made up of those types of people who are constantly out for an easy dollar, who expect the world to give them a handout, who always blame others for their problems, who could never keep a job because the boss ’picked on them.’ Among the second group were strong-arm boys, thieves, hustlers, pimps, forgers, murderers, rapists, and every other kind of no-good anybody would care to name.

  Really, the social and moral difference between Bones’s group and Lige’s bunch was minuscule. There wasn’t a man in either group worth the gunpowder it would take to blow his brains out.

  “Lookin’ rale good,” Lige said to his friend, Fred Lasalle, after completing his walk-through of the camp. “I’d put these boys up aginst just about any group twicest our size.”

  “Did you git to talk to any of them royal highnesses?” Fred asked.

  “Well, sort of. I spoke to one and he tole me that in all his years he had never stood so clost to such an odorous cretinous moronic specimen of foul humanity.”

  Fred blinked. “Well, you done good, then, din you?”

  “I don’t rightly know. I reckon so.”

  “What do all them words mean, Lige?” Derby Peel asked.

  “Means we all right, I guess.”

  “Thought so.”

  With the exception of the rendezvous of the mountain men, which had now ceased to be, never had such a large gathering of white men occurred in the Rockies. The stench of unwashed bodies could be smelled for hundreds of yards. No self-respecting Indian would get within an arrow’s range of such a group. The smell alone probably contributed to saving their lives from Indians looking for a scalp.

  “Whew!” Preacher muttered, as he drew closer to the encampment. His nose wrinkled at the stench of unwashed bodies. A buzzard would have a tough time competing with this bunch, he thought.

  Preacher lay on his belly in the tall grass less than fifty yards from Lige’s camp and looked over the scene that unfolded before him. It was only slightly less than incredible. The fools had fires blazin’ that were big enough to roast a whole buffalo. The big ugly bully-lookin’ man someone had called Lige was probably the leader of this skunk-pack, Preacher reckoned. He looked like a man who had a real high opinion of himself the way he strutted around. Preacher took an immediate dislike to him. He’d seen men like Lige before, men who’d come to the mountains and tried to fit in with other trappers. They had not lasted long. Mountain men were hard to impress.

  “Well, boys,” Lige said to his friends who’d come west with him. “Tomorrow we start huntin’ down this Preacher person. I don’t figure on it takin’ no more than a week. Prob’ly less than that.”

  Preacher smiled and moved closer until he reached a pocket of darkness. Then he stood up and slipped into the camp. Many of the men were dressed in buckskins so no one paid any attention to Preacher as he walked through the camp and straight up to Lige.

  “Howdy,” Preacher said. “I got a message from Bones if you be Lige.”

  “I’m Lige. What’s on your mind?”

  “Well, Mister Lige, don’t get mad at me, I’m just deliverin’ the message. Bones said for your men to bring your cups and come on over. They’s whiskey a-plenty and food for all. Says both our bunches had best get to know one another. But he said for me to tell you to keep your butt out of his camp. Says if you show up he’ll stomp your gizzard out.”

  “He said what?” Lige hollered.

  “Oh, he said a lot, Bones did. But I dasn’t repeat most of it. It was right insultin’ and personal.”

  “You tell me, mister!” Lige growled the words, as a large crowd gathered around.

  “Well, now, don’t get mad at me,” Preacher said.

  “I’m not gonna get mad at you. You just tell me what Bones said.”

  “Well, he said you smelled worser than a skunk and prob’ly had about as much sense as a jackass. And he called your mamma some real turrible names, he did. I just won’t repeat them slurs aginst a good woman. I just won’t do it. God might strike me dead.”

  Lige was so mad he was hopping up and down.

  “If you don’t mind,” Preacher said. “I’d like to leave that bunch of name-callers over yonder and join up with you, Mister Lige. I think Bones is settin’ up an ambush for your boys. That’s what it looks like to me. Besides that, I just cain’t abide a man who’ll call another man he don’t even know a low-down, no-good, buzzard-puke-breath, dirty son of a bitch like Bones said you was.”

  Lige’s eyes bugged out and his face turned red. His ears wriggled and his adam’s apple bobbed up and down. “You stay here,” he said to Preacher, finally finding his voice. “I think you a good man. Let’s ride, boys. We got a nest of snakes to clean out.”

  Within seconds, the camp was deserted. Preacher grinned and began wandering through the camp, picking up what supplies he felt he might need. “Gonna be real interestin’ over at Bones’s camp in about five minutes. Real interestin’.” Chuckling, Preacher faded into the night.

  17

  “Riders comin’, Bones,” a guard called. “Looks like that new bunch.”

  “Now, what you reckon that pack of ninnies wants?” Van Eaton asked.

  “They certainly are coming in quite a rush,” Baron Zaunbelcher remarked.

  Lige and his group rode right through the camp, knocking over pots and scattering bedrolls and sending men scrambling to get out of the way.

  “What the hell do you think you’re doin’, you half-wit?” Bones yelled to Lige.

  Lige and his men jumped off their horses. “I got your message, you big mouth no-count!” Lige yelled, marching up to Bones. “And this is my reply.” Lige rared back and flattened Bones with a right to the mouth.

  Lige’s men jumped at Bones’s men and the fight was on.

  Preacher could hear the shouts and yelling and cussing more than a mile away. Carrying several huge sacks filled with powder horns, food, weapons, candles, matches, and what-have-you, Preacher walked away toward th
e high-up country. He would have taken several blankets, but they all had fleas hopping around on them.

  Bones jumped up and popped Lige right on his big snoot. The blood and the snot flew and Lige’s boots flew out from under him and he landed on his butt.

  Bob Jones had tied up with Mack Cornay and the two men were flailing away at one another. Derby Peel had squared off against Van Eaton and the men were exchanging blows, each blow bringing a grunt of pain and the splattering of blood. Fred Lasalle looked around for somebody to hit and his eyes touched on Sir Elmore Jerrold-Taylor, standing beside a fancy wall tent. Fred walked over to the clean shaven and neatly dressed Englishman and without a word being said, slugged him right on the nose. Elmore hollered and grabbed at his busted beak. He drew his hands away and looked at the blood. “I’ve been wounded!” he yelled.

  Jon Louviere jumped on Fred’s back and rode him to the earth while Stan Law busted Baron Wilhelm Zaunbelcher in the mouth. With a roar, the Prussian drew back one big fist and sent Stan rolling through the dirt, then turned and kicked Fred Lasalle hard in the belly with a polished boot. That put Fred out for the duration.

  Will Herdman jumped on Andy Price and went to pokin’ and gougin’ and kickin’ and bitin’ until Andy threw him off and began stomping on him. That went on until Cantry, a good friend of Will’s, ran over and hit Andy on the head with a club. Andy’s eyes rolled back, he hit the ground, and he didn’t wake up for an hour. Will, battered and bloody, said to hell with it all and stretched out beside Andy.

  The men in the camp, with the exception of the nobility, who quickly retired to their tents and tied the flaps closed, fought until they were exhausted. Almost to the man, they fell down to the ground and lay there, chests heaving.

  Finally, Bones, lying flat on his back in the grass, managed to gasp out to Lige, “What in the hell brought on all this, you igit?”

  “Don’t you be callin’ me no igit, you low-life,” said Lige, who was also stretched out on the cool grass. “And you know what brung it on.”

  “I don’t neither!”

  “Do too!”

  “Don’t!”