Murder in Misdirection

by Anne Cleeland

  They were having coffee on the sofa, whilst Emile sat with Reynolds at the kitchen table, practicing his letters in the faint hope that this would keep him quiet.

  “Will there be a funeral?” As could be expected, the two girls were discussing DCI Drake’s unfortunate demise, and Doyle had the impression that behind her offhand manner, Tasza was carefully watching the fair Doyle’s reactions.

  “I haven’t heard, although I imagine somethin’ will be held at headquarters. He had a long career.”

  “I’m sorry that we left early, but we thought it best to duck

  out.”

  “And small blame to you, it was crackin’ awkward.” Of course, the fact that Tasza’s erstwhile beau had already ducked out with Munoz probably contributed to this decision, but Doyle held her tongue—the girl wasn’t aware that Doyle was aware, and it was too complicated to keep it all straight.

  Tasza sipped her coffee. “Did you know him well?”

  “Drake? No, we traveled in different circles; I was in a different unit.”

  “He and Acton didn’t socialize, then?”

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  Doyle drew her brows together, and pretended to think about it. “No—they weren’t particularly friendly.” This was a safe assumption, since Acton didn’t socialize with anybody, not to mention that he’d up and murdered the man. Doyle decided it would probably be prudent to turn the subject, and so she offered, “Gabriel says you work in forensic accountin’.”

  Ah; a small flare of annoyance, which meant that the other girl wished that Doyle didn’t know this. “Yes. It’s rather dull work, I’m afraid. Nothing as clever as what you do.”

  Thinks I’m an idiot, Doyle noted, and sipped her coffee. “Will you return to work, after the baby?”

  “Yes,” Doyle returned with some fervor, happy to have a subject she could expound upon. “I’m goin’ barkin’ mad with boredom. And besides, the Met is shorthanded.”

  Tasza offered up an insincere smile. “Thanks, in part, to your husband. Extraordinary, that he uncovered such extensive corruption, and exposed it all. We’re lucky there are a few honest police left, like him.”

  Oh-oh, thought Doyle, with no small alarm. Oh-oh.

  The girl continued to stir her coffee in a diffident manner, “Although there is a silver lining, I suppose; the DCS has found his true calling—he has a holy vocation, I think, and it took a prison sentence for him to find it. God indeed works in mysterious ways.”

  “Amen,” Doyle agreed, after duly noting that Tasza didn’t think this was the case, at all. “I was surprised to hear it, I must say—he didn’t seem much like a believer, to me.”

  Beneath her causal manner, Tasza was suddenly alert. “Oh? Did you know the DCS well?”

  “Not at all,” Doyle confessed. “Although he gave me a commendation, once.”

  The other girl smiled her thanks to Reynolds, who’d come over to pour more coffee. “Well, I can tell you that there’s no

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  mistaking his sincere faith. I’ve listened to every one of his broadcasts, and I’m even more inspired, every time.”

  Doyle nodded affably whilst hiding her wariness. It was becoming more and more clear that Tasza was monitoring the DCS for reasons other than religious, that she was working for Gabriel—who hailed from MI 5—and that she knew, apparently, that DCI Acton wasn’t all that he appeared to be. I’ve got to be careful, Doyle realized belatedly, and wondered if perhaps it wasn’t the best of ideas to have invited the other girl over.

  Thinking to do a bit of probing, herself, she adopted a casual air, and asked, “How does the DCS go about his ministry? I know he’s become very popular, but it’s hard to imagine how it happened, with him bein’ in prison, and all. Does he preach at a chapel, there?”

  The other girls lifted her coffee cup, and held it between her hands. “No—the prison ministry hour is put up on the internet, every week, and ever since he’s been contributing, it’s grown enormously—they’re broadcasting into other prisons, now, nationwide.” She paused, and took a sip. “He’s raised more money than they know what to do with—his story is so inspiring.”

  Although Doyle knew that she was being watched for a reaction, she wasn’t certain why this was. “The evangelicals can raise money like nobody’s business,” she agreed. “They’re a lesson to us all.”

  “I wonder what they’ll do with it?” The girl’s eyes slid toward Doyle.

  But Doyle had no problem serving up an honest answer. “They’ll no doubt create some mismanaged program—church people don’t make for very good business people, at least in my experience. Better to give it to some nuns who understand how to work wonders on a shoestring—we’re very happy with the nuns who’re handlin’ the Irish orphanage, at my old school.”

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  But Tasza was not interested in going off-topic. “Have you been over to the prison?”

  Doyle blinked. “Me?”

  The other girl laughed lightly, behind her cup. “Oh—I heard someone mention that Savoie’s son visits him.” The girl glanced over at Emile, seated at the table. “Such a sweet little boy.”

  Doyle wasn’t sure which was the more surprising; that Tasza was keeping track of Savoie’s visitors, or that she believed Emile to be a sweet little boy. “I’m in no shape to go anywhere; instead poor Lizzie Mathis gets roped into it.”

  The other girl’s eyes narrowed, and Doyle could feel her quick flare of dislike. “Lizzie? Yes, I met her at the reception.”

  “She works in the forensics lab, at the Met,” Doyle offered, happy to have the chance to throw out her own dart. “You would get along well, I think—you have a lot in common.”

  “I’m sure we do,” Tasza agreed, and Doyle noted uneasily that this was true, and not necessarily the good kind of true. Time to change the subject, she decided, lest we start comparing which are the best poisons, and such—although Tasza was an accountant-person, Doyle would not be at all surprised to discover that she knew her way around a poison or two.

  Tasza continued, “It was so kind of you to take the little boy in, when there was no one else. Gabriel mentioned that he has an aunt, but that she is not in the picture.”

  Nodding, Doyle informed her, “Yes, Mrs. Barayev—not a very nice woman, so it’s just as well. And she’s in poor health, anyway—she’s in a rehab center, somewhere.”

  “Oh, I see.” Tasza lowered her gaze and sipped her coffee, carefully hiding the fact that she was thoroughly frustrated, beneath her quiet exterior.

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  mentioning Solonik’s evil sister, because it was not generally known that Emile was Solonik’s son, and not Savoie’s son.

  Tasza’s right, she thought in disgust; I am an idiot. Although in my defense, Tasza’s not one who should be speaking of the wretched Mrs. Barayev in the first place, so it’s no surprise that I was caught flat-footed—

  Slowly, Doyle lifted her chin to stare out the window. Holy Mother, she thought. Holy Mother—of course.

  “She’s never even tried to contact him? The aunt, I mean.” “No.” Doyle made a mighty attempt to pull together her

  scattered wits. “Truly, I’ve never given her a stray thought.” Except that she should have, because she knew—in the way that she knew things—that the boy’s evil aunt no longer walked the earth, but instead it was her decidedly non-Filipino corpse that had been deposited amongst the rubble of the burnt-out church.

  Doyle bent her head, thinking furiously. Why? Why had Acton killed the woman? It all made little sense—Solonik’s sister had been a major player in the corruption rig, but she’d been sidelined by a dose of poison, or something—Lizzie Mathis’ handiwork, no doubt—and then she’d been parked in a rehab facility, n
ever to be heard from again. Except that—for some reason—Acton had decided that the evil woman needed to disappear—all these months later— and he’d cooked-up a crackin’ fine misdirection murder to do it. Why? And why would Tasza be interested?

  The concierge buzzed, and after answering, Reynolds announced to the two girls that Officer Munoz was in the lobby.

  And here I was afraid I’d be bored to flinders, Doyle thought, and instructed the servant to send up the new arrival. Tasza may not be romantically attached to Gabriel in truth, but Munoz didn’t know this, and it would be a rare treat, for once, to put the Spanish girl on the defensive—Doyle shouldn’t be the only one having to weather all the awkward situations.

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  But as usual, Munoz was well-able to manage any social predicament, and expressed her insincere pleasure upon beholding Tasza. In turn, Tasza made a show of moving over for Munoz, whilst Reynolds served the newcomer coffee, and then left a tray of home-made madeleines on the table—apparently, Doyle and Tasza hadn’t been worthy.

  Tasza explained her gift-leaving errand, and as a result, the two guests commenced to discuss Drake’s death yet again, with a meaningful show of insincere regret.

  “Poor man,” Tasza offered. “There were those rumors about his lifestyle, of course, and I suppose it finally caught up with him.” This, with an arch glance at Munoz.

  “Say what you will,” Munoz replied benignly. “He was a good detective, and solved a lot of cases.”

  “Well, it must have been a shock; you dated him, I think?” Tasza smiled sweetly, having decided to take a more direct approach.

  “Not recently,” Munoz replied, with her own sweet smile. “I’ve met someone new.”

  Touché, Munoz, thought Doyle. And if it comes to fisticuffs, I’m not sure who’d win; I hope Reynolds has his gun somewhere handy.

  “Lady Acton and I were just discussing the DCS, and his new-found calling,” Tasza continued, with another coy smile.

  Never say Munoz had a fling with the DCS? thought Doyle with some surprise.

  But—judging from the girl’s reaction—it did not seem as though this were the case. “He’s a charlatan,” Munoz opined bluntly. “He’s only found another way to get in front of the cameras.”

  Tanya shook her head, slightly. “Oh, then I’m afraid we’ll I have to agree to disagree. I believe he has sincerely converted.”

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  “I only hope he’s not duping the gullible,” warned Munoz, with all appearance of concern.

  Two faint spots of color appeared in Tasza’s cheeks. “I suppose time will tell.”

  Munoz seemed disappointed that Tanya was unwilling to rise to the bait, and so she turned her attention to Doyle. “I’m afraid I can’t stay, I just wanted to drop off the autopsy report.”

  “Thanks, Munoz,” said Doyle, who no longer needed it.

  “I am willing to prepare a quick lunch, ladies,” Reynolds interjected in a hopeful tone.

  “What are you going to make?” Emile piped up with great interest.

  “I’ll pass—I have a lunch date,” said Munoz, who slid a sly glance over toward Tasza.

  Doyle said with pretend-regret, “I’ll have to pass, too, Reynolds; Acton’s takin’ me for a walk.” This was just as well, it was exhausting, having to absorb all the cross-currents, and Doyle was sincerely regretting that she’d invited Tasza over in the first place. I shouldn’t make any decisions when I’m out-of-sorts, she decided; mental note.

  “Let’s have peanut-butter sandwiches,” Emile suggested to Reynolds.

  “Certainly, Master Emile,” replied Reynolds with good grace. “Take one for your Papa,” Munoz suggested, as she hoisted

  her rucksack. “He’s very fond of peanut butter.”

  Whilst Tasza stared at the other girl in surprise, Munoz waved her hand in a casual gesture of farewell.

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  It was time, perhaps, to take a step back, and allow the spite murders to play out.

  R eynolds hurried over to hold the door for the departing Munoz, but it wasn’t necessary, because the door opened, and Acton walked in.

  Oh-oh, thought Doyle, watching her husband take a glance around the room. The illustrious Chief Inspector is not happy with his wayward wife.

  “Ladies,” he greeted them.

  “Sir,” said Munoz. “I was just leaving.”

  “Don’t forget about your report,” Tasza reminded her.

  “I won’t,” the other girl replied easily, and then walked out the door without leaving the report.

  Silently, Doyle blew out a relieved breath; Munoz had remembered that she’d wanted the report on the sly—bless her—although it truly didn’t really matter, anymore. The mystery of the misdirection murder had been well-and-thoroughly solved, and the only question that remained was the motive for the aforesaid misdirection murder—that, and why the fair Tasza was so very interested.

  “Ms. Kozlowski,” Acton said, approaching to politely take Tasza’s hand. “A pleasure to see you again.”

  Again, two faint spots of color appeared in the girl’s cheeks. “Chief Inspector.”

  “We were planning a walk to lunch, would you care to join

  us?”

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  “Oh, no,” the girl disclaimed, and rose to leave. “I’d just dropped by with your gift—thank you for the coffee, Lady Acton.”

  “Can I come to lunch?” Emile asked hopefully.

  “May I go to lunch, Master Emile.”

  “I’m afraid you may not,” Acton answered. “Some other time, perhaps.”

  “I’ll be going—thank you, Reynolds.” With a nod toward the servant, Tasza walked over to the door.

  Acton held out a hand to help Doyle rise. “We can accompany you out—if you are ready, Kathleen?”

  “Lead on.” Doyle allowed him to hoist her to her feet, and wondered if Acton—who could barely tolerate sharing a lift with Doyle, let alone anyone else—needed a truth-discerner, to listen in to a conversation.

  But this did not seem to be the case, as they spoke of inconsequential matters during their descent—although Doyle did have the impression that the other two occupants were being careful not to speak of something in front of her—sharing a secret, they were. Since she’d no doubt that Acton was thoroughly faithful—and alarmingly so—Doyle decided that he must be baiting a trap of some sort, and the fair Tasza had best watch herself, or she’d wind up as the next smoldering corpse in a ruined building.

  On the other hand, Acton had a proven history of enlisting opponents who may be useful to him—Savoie serving as an excellent case-in-point—and so it may well be that he’d decided to enlist Tasza, in some way.

  Doyle paused with this thought, because she’d have sworn that Gabriel had already been enlisted for team Acton, but now she wasn’t so certain; if Gabriel was Tasza’s superior officer, one could presume she was acting on his orders, and that did not bode well for the House of Acton—Gabriel was a sharp one.

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  After they’d parted from Tasza on the pavement, they began their slow progress toward the pub, which was situated on the next street over. Acton stayed silent, so Doyle decided that she may as well get the ball rolling. “Sorry to set you up like that,” she offered.

  “Are you?” he replied, in a deceptively mild tone.

  But Doyle wasn’t having it, mainly because her own marital transgressions couldn’t hold a candle to his. “Well, if we’re goin’ to pull caps, husband, I get to pull the hardest. Tell me what’s afoot, that Tasza would want to elbow her way into the flat.”

  “Why did you allow her to do so?”

  Doyle blew out a breath, and contemplated the sky for a moment. “I wanted to see what she was up to. She’s lookin’ into your misdeeds, I think. And if Tasza is lookin’, that means Gabriel is,
too.”

  “Perhaps,” he agreed. “But you must allow me to handle it, Kathleen.”

  Crossly, she retorted, “I’d rather Edward wasn’t born in prison, Michael.”

  “I will endeavor to prevent such an occurrence.”