Inkheart ti-1

by Cornelia Funke

  He was holding Inkheart. Meggie saw Mo's gaze linger on the book. Capricorn was a tall man, but Mo stood a few centimeters taller, which obviously displeased Capricorn. He stood very upright, as if that would make up for the difference.

  "Let Elinor take my daughter home with her, " said Mo. "Let them go and I'll try to read you back again. I'll read you anything you like, but let the two of them go first. "

  What was he talking about? Meggie looked at him in horror. "No!" she said. "No, Mo, I don't want to go away. " But no one was paying any attention to her.

  "Let them go?" Capricorn turned to his men. "Hear that? Why would I do such a crazy thing now that they're here?" The men laughed. But Capricorn turned to Mo again. "You know as well as I do that from now on you'll do whatever I want, " he said. "Now that she's here, I'm sure you won't go on denying us a demonstration of your skill. "

  Mo squeezed Meggie's hand so hard her fingers hurt.

  "And as for this book, " said Capricorn, looking at Inkheart with as much dislike as if it had bitten his pale fingers, "this extremely tedious, stupid, and extraordinarily long-winded book, I can assure you I have no intention of ever again letting myself be spellbound by its story. All those troublesome creatures, those fluttering fairies with their twittering voices, the swarming, scrabbling, stupid beasts everywhere, the smell of fur and dung. All through this book you kept falling over bandy-legged goblins in the marketplace, and when you went hunting the giants scared the game away with their huge feet. Talking trees, whispering pools – was there anything in that world that didn't have the power of speech! And then those endless muddy roads to the nearest town, if it could be called a town – that pack of well-born, finely dressed princes in their castles, those stinking peasants, so poor there was nothing to be gotten out of them, and the vagabonds and beggars with vermin dropping from their hair – oh, how sick I was of them all."

  Capricorn made a sign, and one of his men brought in a large cardboard box. You could see from the way he carried it that it was very heavy. The man put it down on the gray flag stones in front of Capricorn with a sigh of relief. Capricorn handed Cockerell, who was standing beside him, the book that Mo had kept from him for so long, and bent to open the box. It was full to the brim with books.

  "It's been a great deal of trouble finding them all, " said Capricorn as he reached into the box and took out two books. "They may look different, but the contents are the same. The fact that the story has been printed in several languages made the search even more difficult – a particularly useless feature of this world, all those different languages. It was simpler in our own world, wasn't it, Dustfinger?"

  Dustfinger made no answer. He stood there holding the gas can and staring at the box. Capricorn strolled over to him and threw the two books into one of the braziers.

  "What are you doing?" Dustfinger tried to snatch them out, but Basta pushed him away.

  "Those stay where they are, " he growled.

  Dustfinger stepped back, holding the can behind his back, but Basta grabbed it from his hands. "Why, it looks as if our fire-eater would rather let someone else light the fire today, " he mocked.

  Dustfinger cast him a glance full of hatred. Face rigid, he watched Capricorn's men throw more and more books into the braziers. In the end there were more than two dozen copies of Inkheart on the piles of firewood, their pages crumpled, their bindings wrenched apart like broken wings.

  "You know what always got me down back in our old world, Dustfinger?" asked Capricorn as he took the gas can from Basta's hand. "The difficulty of lighting a fire. It wasn't any problem for you, of course, you could even talk to fire, very likely one of those grunting goblins taught you how, but it was a tedious business for the rest of us. The wood was always damp, or the wind blew down the chimney. I know you long for the good old days, you miss all your chirping, fluttering friends, but I don't shed a tear for any of that. This world is far better equipped than the one we had to be content with for so many long years. "

  Dustfinger did not seem to hear a word of what Capricorn was saying. He just stared at the gasoline and smelled its fumes as it was poured over the books. The pages sucked it up as greedily as if they were welcoming their own end.

  "Where did they all come from?" he stammered. "You always told me there was just one copy left – Silvertongue's."

  "Yes, yes, I told you all kinds of things. " Capricorn put his Hand in his pants pocket. "You're such a gullible fellow, Dustfinger. It's fun to tell you lies. Your innocence always amazed me – after all, you lie very cleverly yourself. But you're too ready to believe what you want to believe, that's your trouble. Well, you can safely believe me now. These, " he said, tapping the gasoline-soaked pile of books, "these really are the last copies of our ink-black home. It's taken Basta and the others years to track them all down in shabby lending libraries and secondhand bookshops."

  Dustfinger looked longingly at the books as a man dying of thirst might look at the last glass of water in existence. "But you can't burn them!" he stammered. "You promised to send me back if I found you Silvertongue's book. That's why I told you where he was. That's why I brought you his daughter. "

  Capricorn merely shrugged his shoulders and took the book from Cockerell's hands – the book with the green binding that Meggie and Elinor had been so eager to give him, the book for which he had made his men bring Mo all this way, the book for which Dustfinger had betrayed them all.

  "I'd have promised to fetch you down the moon from the sky if that would have done me any good, " said Capricorn, looking bored as he flung the last copy of Inkheart onto the pile with its companions. "I'm happy to make promises, especially promises I can't keep. " Then he took a lighter from his pocket. Dustfinger was about to leap at him to strike it out of his hand, but Capricorn made a sign to Flatnose.

  Flatnose was so tall and broad that beside him Dustfinger looked almost like a child and, indeed, the man took hold of him as if he were a badly behaved little boy. Fur bristling, Gwin leaped off Dustfinger's shoulder. One of Capricorn's men kicked out as the marten shot past his legs, but Gwin got away and disappeared behind one of the red columns. The other men stood there laughing at Dustfinger's desperate attempts to free himself from Flatnose's iron grasp. Flatnose thought it greatly amusing to let Dustfinger get just close enough to the gas-soaked books to touch the top volumes with his fingers.

  Such malice made Meggie feel quite ill. Mo took a step forward as if to go to Dustfinger's aid, but Basta barred his way, a knife in his hand. Its blade, narrow and shiny, looked terribly sharp held against Mo's throat.

  Elinor screamed and directed a torrent of curses at Basta that Meggie had never even heard before, but she herself could not move. She just stood there, in numb and silent terror, staring at the blade against Mo's bare throat.

  "Let me have one of them, Capricorn, just one!" Mo cried, and only then did Meggie realize that he had not been going to help Dustfinger but was thinking of the book. "I promise never to read aloud a line of it that mentions your name. "

  "You! Are you mad? You're the last man I'd give one to, " replied Capricorn. "One day you might be unable to control your tongue after all, and I'd land back in that ridiculous story again. No thank you very much!"

  "Nonsense!" cried Mo. "I couldn't read you back into it even if I wanted to – how often do I have to tell you that? Ask Dustfinger. I've explained it to him a thousand times. I myself don't understand how or when these things happen. For heaven's sake, believe me!"

  With a chilling smirk, Capricorn answered merely with a smile. "I'm sorry, Silvertongue, but the fact is I don't believe anyone. You ought to know that by now. We're all liars when it serves our purpose. " And with those words he flicked the lighter and held its flame to one of the books. The gasoline had made the pages almost transparent, like parchment, and they flared up at once. Even the stout cloth bindings caught light immediately, the linen turning black as the flames licked around it.

  When the third book cau
ght fire, Dustfinger kicked Flatnose's kneecap so hard the man screamed with pain and let go of him. Nimble as his marten, Dustfinger wriggled out of those powerful arms and stumbled toward the braziers. Without hesitating, he reached into the flames, but the book he plucked out was already burning like a torch. Dustfinger dropped it on the flagstone floor and reached into the fire again, with his other hand this time, but by this time Flatnose had already grasped him by the collar and was shaking him so roughly that Dustfinger was gasping for air.

  "Look at the lunatic!" sneered Basta as Dustfinger stared at his hands, his face distorted with pain. "Can anyone explain what he wants so much? Maybe those ugly goblin girls who thought him so wonderful when he juggled in the market place? Or the filthy hovels where he lived with other vagabonds? They smelled even worse than the backpack he carries that stinking marten around in."

  Capricorn's men laughed as the books slowly crumpled into ashes. There was still a smell of gasoline in the church, such an acrid smell that it made Meggie cough. Mo put a protective arm around her shoulders, as if Basta had threatened her rather than him. But who, thought Meggie, who could protect Mo?

  Elinor was looking at his neck as anxiously as if she feared Basta's knife may have left its mark there after all. "These fellows are out of their minds!" she whispered. "You know what they say: When people start burning books they'll soon burn human beings. Suppose we're next to find ourselves on a pyre?"

  Basta seemed to hear what she was saying. He caught her eye, and with a twisted smile, kissed the blade of his knife. Elinor fell silent, as if she had swallowed her tongue.

  Capricorn had taken a snow-white handkerchief from his pocket. He cleaned his fingers with it carefully, as if to wipe even the memory of Inkheart off his hands. "Well, that's done at last, " he remarked with a final nod at the smoking embers. Then, with a satisfied expression on his face, he climbed up to the chair that had replaced the altar. Capricorn sank into its red upholstery with a deep sigh.

  "Dustfinger, go to the kitchen and get Mortola to put something on your burns, " he ordered in a commanding voice. "You'll be no use for anything without the use of your hands. "

  Dustfinger looked at Mo for a long time before obeying this order. Head bent, with unsteady steps, he walked past Capricorn's men. The way to the church porch seemed endless. For a moment, as Dustfinger opened the door, bright sunlight shone into the building. As it closed behind him, Meggie, Mo, and Elinor were left with Capricorn and his men – and the reek of gas and burnt paper.

  "And now let's come to you, Silvertongue!" said Capricorn, stretching his legs. He was wearing black boots. He examined the gleaming leather with satisfaction, removing a scrap of charred paper from the toe of one boot. "Until now I, Basta, and the unfortunate Dustfinger are the only evidence that you can conjure up extraordinary magic out of little black letters. You yourself don't seem to trust your gift, if we're to believe you – which, as I was saying just now, I don't. On the contrary, I think you are a master of your craft, and I can scarcely wait for you to give us another taste of your skill at long last. Cockerell!" His voice sounded irritated. "Where's the reader? Didn't I tell you to bring him?"

  Cockerell stroked his beard nervously. "He was still busy choosing books, " he stammered. "I'll get him right away." And with a hasty bow, he limped off.

  Capricorn began drumming his fingers on the arms of his chair. "No doubt you've already heard that I had to resort to the services of another reader while you were hiding from me so successfully, " he said to Mo, "I found him by chance five years ago, but he's useless. You only have to look at Flatnose's face. " Flatnose lowered his head, embarrassed, when all eyes turned on him. "And Cockerell owes him his limp, too. As for the girls he read out of his books for me, you should have seen them. It'd give a man nightmares just to see their faces. Finally, I had him read to me only when I felt like amusing myself with his monsters, and I actually found my men in this world of yours, just by recruiting them when they were still young. There's a lonely boy who likes to play with fire in almost every village. " Smiling, he inspected his fingernails like a satisfied cat examining its claws. "I've told the reader to find the right books for you. At least the poor fool does know his way around books – he lives in them like one of those pale worms that feed on paper."

  "And just what am I supposed to read out of his books for you?" Mo's voice sounded bitter. "A few monsters, a couple of human horrors to suit the present company?" He nodded in Basta's direction.

  "For heaven's sake, Mortimer, don't put ideas into his head!" whispered Elinor, with a nervous glance at Capricorn.

  But Capricorn merely flicked some ash off his pants and smiled. "No, thank you, Silvertongue, " he said. "I have enough men, and as for the monsters, well, perhaps we'll get around to them later. For the time being we're doing very well with Basta's trained dogs and the local snakes. They make excellent and deadly presents. No, Silvertongue, all I want today as a test of your skill is gold. I have such an appetite for money! My men do their best to squeeze all that can be squeezed out of this part of the country. " At these words from Capricorn, Basta lovingly stroked his knife. "But it's never enough for all the wonderful things that can be bought in this infinitely wide world of yours. A world of so many pages, Silvertongue, so very many pages, and I want to write my name on every one of them."

  "In what kind of letters?" inquired Mo. "Is Basta going to scratch them into the paper with his knife?"

  "Oh, Basta can't write, " replied Capricorn calmly. "None of my men can either read or write. I've forbidden them to learn. But I got one of my maidservants to teach me how to read. And when there's something to be written the reader does it. So, you see, my dear Silvertongue, I can make my mark on your world. "

  The church door opened as if Cockerell had just been waiting for this cue. The man he ushered in had his head hunched between his shoulders and looked neither right nor left as he followed Cockerell. He was small and thin and couldn't be any older than Mo, but his back was bent like an old man's, and his arms and legs moved awkwardly, as if he didn't quite know what to do with them. He kept nervously adjusting his glasses. The frame was held together over the bridge of his nose with sticky tape, as if it had often been broken. He was clutching a number of books to his chest with his left arm as if they offered some protection from the stares turned on him from all sides and the sinister place to which he had been brought.

  When the two men eventually reached the foot of the steps, Cockerell dug an elbow into his companion's ribs, and the man bowed so hurriedly that two of the books fell to the floor.

  He was quick to snatch them up and bowed to Capricorn asecond time.

  "We've been waiting for you, Darius!" said Capricorn. "I trust you've found what I wanted. "

  "Oh yes, yes!" stammered Darius, casting an almost reverent glance at Mo. "Is that him?"

  "Yes. Show him the books you've chosen."

  Darius nodded and bowed again, this time to Mo. "These – these are all stories with treasure in them, " he stammered. "Finding them wasn't as easy as I had expected, " he added, with the faintest note of reproach in his voice. "After all, there aren't so many books in this village. And however often I ask no one brings me anymore, or if they do the books are useless. But never mind that – here they are. I think you'll be happy with my choice, anyway. " He knelt down on the floor in front of Mo and began setting out the books side by side, so Mo could read the titles.

  The very first one alarmed Meggie. Treasure Island. She looked uneasily at Mo. Not that one, she thought. Not that book, Mo. But Mo had already picked up another book: Tales From the Thousand and One Nights.

  "I think this will do, " he said. "There's sure to be plenty of gold in those stories. But I'm warning you again, I don't know what will happen. Because it never does happen when I want it to. I know you all think I'm a magician, but I'm not. The magic comes out of the books themselves, and I have no more idea than you or any of your men how it works."

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p; Capricorn leaned back in his chair, looking expressionlessly at Mo. "How many more times are you going to tell me that, Silvertongue?" he asked in bored tones. "You can say so as often as you like, but I don't believe it. In the world on which we finally slammed the door today I frequently mingled with magicians, wizards, and witches, and I very often had to deal with their obstinacy. I know that Basta has given you a graphic account of the way we used to break their will. But in your case, and now that your daughter is here as our guest, I'm sure such painful methods will not be necessary. " With these words, Capricorn looked pointedly at Basta.

  Mo tried to hold on to Meggie, but Basta moved faster. Pulling her toward him, he quickly put an arm around her neck and held her in a headlock.

  "From now on, Silvertongue, " continued Capricorn, his voice still sounding as indifferent as if he were talking about the weather, "from now on, Basta will be your daughter's personal shadow. This will provide her with reliable protection from snakes and fierce dogs but not, of course, from Basta himself, who will be kind to her only as long as I say so. And that in turn will depend on whether I am pleased with your services. Have I made myself clear?"

  Mo looked first at him and then at Meggie. She did her best to look unafraid, so that he would think there was no need to worry about her – after all she had always been a better liar than he was. But this time he saw through the lie. He knew her fear was as great as the fear she saw in his own eyes.

  Perhaps all this is just a story, too, thought Meggie desperately. And any moment someone will close the book because it's so horrible and scary, and Mo and I will be back at home and I'll make him a coffee. She closed her eyes very tight, as if that would make her thoughts come true, but when she peered through her lashes Basta was still standing behind her, and Flatnose was rubbing his squashed nostrils and turning his doglike gaze on Capricorn.