LIKE (Social Media #2)

by JA Huss

  As are men who cheat.

  I didn’t actually meet the infamous Johnny Blazen because he doesn’t live there with Kristi, he still lives in the house he shared with his previous wife in Cherry Creek. I’m hoping I can get all the way to the wedding without meeting him, actually. He seems like an asshole, and the future Mrs. Blazen, who does actually call herself that, could do a lot better in my opinion.

  At least the wedding should be relatively easy to plan. They’re eloping to Vegas. Well, technically they’re eloping, but it’s going to be planned to the nines. No drive-through wedding for Kristi and Johnny.

  No, a fountain terrace affair at the Bellagio is what Kristi wants. And why she needs me to do this is puzzling, because the Bellagio has its own wedding coordinator.

  My phone buzzes and I cringe. I’ve been thinking up excuses all day for Asher. Jesus, that man has some nerve. But when I glance down at my phone, it’s Bebe, so I smile and say, “Hola, bitch. Tell me my life is fabulous so I don’t forget how long I’ve worked to climb my way up to the bottom rung of the ladder.”

  “Awww, the poor baby. She chats with a movie star last night and she’s feeling down today because her life is ordinary? Please. Your life is fantastic. And as much as I like to know about the new club parties you’ll be planning—I want regular invites, by the way—I’d like a little more info on this whole Twitter hacking that took place. Is that crazy or what?”

  “Totally crazy,” I say, trying to feign excitement. I don’t want to talk with her about Vaughn. Meeting him was nothing like my dreams. He’s pushy, controlling, pompous, and rude.

  And he put thirty-five grand into my accounts today.

  Thirty-five grand. That’s more than I make in a year and he just put it into my bank and on my Starbucks card. I could put a down payment on a house with that—

  “Earth to Grace? You still there?”

  “Sorry, I think I lost the connection for a second. I don’t really know how that hacking stuff happened. I didn’t talk to him or anything, so—”

  “What’s wrong?” Bebe says. Why did I think I could fool her? “You should be jumping up and down with excitement over this. Bitch, you tweeted with Vaughn Asher, the man you’ve been cyber-stalking for years. And you’re not fangirling!”

  “I know!” I say back, trying my best to be excited. “But today was a crapper. My first day on the new job and I got a high-profile client who makes me sad in so many ways I can’t explain it. And I can’t even talk about it, because I had to sign a NDA to work with her.”

  “Oh, Jesus. NDA, that’s some serious shit.”

  “Yeah.” And it only further reminds me of Asher and what he’s offering. How do I go through twenty-three years of life never even saying the words non-disclosure agreement out loud to being asked to sign two of them in the same week?

  At least the one for work is acceptable.

  “—you hear me?”

  “No, sorry, my mind wandered. What?”

  “Steve and I are going to the mountains this weekend, wanna come?”

  “Can’t, I gotta work on this new event. It’s taking place in two weeks and I’m the second planner, so I have a lot to do.”

  She buys it, but the truth is, the future Mrs. Blazen has almost everything set up. I will not have to work very hard at all for this event. But the thought of being third wheel for Bebe’s fun trip to the mountains is too much. I can’t do it.

  We chat for a few more minutes. Mostly it’s Bebe bitching me out for leaving the island and not telling her, and I agree, that sucked. I do not deserve to even defend myself because it was bullshit. And then we make up and say our good laters.

  I set my phone on the coffee table and close my eyes, but no sooner have I done that than the door buzzer goes off. “Jesus, can’t I just get a moment?” I drag myself up and go over to the front door and press the intercom. “Yes?”

  “Delivery for—” There’s a pause, like the guy is reading something. “Mrs. Invisible M? Is that you? It said apartment four, but—”

  “It’s me.” I sigh heavily and then press the door buzzer. I open my door and stand there, waiting for the delivery guy, because if I sit back down, I might fall asleep. I can hear him trudging up the stairs, huffing like he’s out of breath, and then he comes into view and smiles at me. “It’s heavy!” He walks down the short hallway to my place and stops at the threshold and thrusts the pretty-papered, ribbon-tied box at me. I take it, groan from the weight, then set it down by the door. I shuffle though my purse to find the few dollars in change I didn’t need to spend this morning on coffee and hand it over. He smiles, does a short bow, and turns on his heel.

  I close the door and slump down to the floor next to the box. “Now what in the hell is this?”

  My phone buzzes across the room on the coffee table, so I get up and grab it.

  I’m calling you in thirty seconds, pick up.

  Bossy Man is back. I ignored his earlier messages. I mean, not really, I listened to them and I fumed about them. But I didn’t call him back like he demanded. But when the phone rings thirty seconds later I press accept. “Yes,” I say curtly.

  “Open the box.”

  “Oh,” I say with a hint of disappointment. “That’s from you?”

  He grunts. “Who the hell did you think it was from?”

  “I’m kidding, you jealous jerk.”

  “Just open the box.”

  I walk back over to the package and untie the ribbon. “I like the gift wrap,” I say, as I pull on the long satin strands.

  “Is it pink?” Vaughn asks, sounding earnest.

  “Yeah, a very bright pink. It’s pretty.” He sighs, like that makes him happy, and my stomach flutters. For all his caveman tendencies, he’s actually charming at times. I take the lid off the box and peel back the white tissue paper, not expecting anything specific, because the weight of the box was a dead giveaway this was not lingerie or candy. “What is it?” I ask, staring at the bundle of papers. “We’re not really married, @mrinvsman, so I know they’re not divorce papers.”

  “No, you said you’d never marry—which is disturbing, if I’m honest, but that’s a conversation for another time. Just open them.”

  I pull out the first heavy glossy folder and read the logo. “Front Range Fosters. I don’t get it.”

  “It’s a charity, what’s not to get?”

  “No, I mean, why did you giftwrap me a folder with this company’s info?” I pick up the folder underneath. “Or the Denver Foster Kid Alliance Scholarship Fund?”

  “Because I wanted to give you choices.”

  “Choices for what, Asher? Just speak plainly, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

  “Donations. You said you didn’t want the money, you’d probably do something stupid with it, so I figured I’d channel that anger into the right direction. So pick one, and I will give that money to the charity of your choice.”

  I swallow down the tears as I look at all the charities in this package. They are all for foster kids until I get to the last one for the Colorado Sibling Fund, and then I almost can’t breathe. “How?” I ask him as calmly as I can. “How did you come up with these charities?”

  “Is it more of a transgression to admit to stalking or hacking?”

  “Asher,” I growl.

  “Fine, I might’ve peeked at your charitable donations for the past five years.”

  I close my eyes and let out my breath, calm returning. “OK,” I say, taking one more moment to gather myself. “Well, that was very nice of you. I’d like to split it then, and give each one the same amount.”

  “I’m smiling, Grace. I’m smiling very big right now.” It sounds genuine too, like he’s a little boy giving a grownup something that came from his heart. And maybe for the first time since I met him, he is speaking from his heart and not his dick.

  I smile back, but I don’t tell him.

  “OK, so we’re still on for Twitter sex in an hour. I sent a gift
in the box—”

  I check the box, and sure enough, there’s another gift-wrapped box in there with the same pretty ribbon.

  “—but it’s to be opened after we’re finished. Be online as @mrsinvsman at eight. And be naked.”

  The line goes dead before I can even answer. I’m a little bit stunned. He sorta stuns me. He’s overpowering, and controlling, and bossy. But at the same time, he’s got this charm about him. And he’s very confident. Like he’s in charge of things. Like he takes care of things. Makes everything OK. And I have to admit, he took the money back graciously and made me feel important at the same time.

  It was a brilliant move and suddenly this day is exciting. Like it should’ve been all along.

  Vaughn did that.

  The movie star I’m secretly tweeting with has made my day and it’s got nothing to do with the dirty sex I want to have with him.

  Vaughn Asher might, just maybe, be a decent guy.

  Chapter Seven

  #KiddingNotKidding

  THE summer wind is just enough to make the low eighties temperature perfect as I sit outside on the terrace and sip a glass of Cuvée Elisabeth Salmon, 2002. Champagne is a drink I not only enjoy, but appreciate for the complexity of flavors and scent. And as I highly doubt Grace has had the pleasure of the 2002 vintage of this particular house, I’d like her opinion on it.

  I check my watch and notice the lights that are strung up along the exterior of the terrace. It’s pretty. Romantic even. Perfect for our Twitter date.

  I have to chuckle to myself. Is that strange? To be excited about a Twitter date when the sole purpose is to get her to open up to me sexually?

  Why not, though? People communicate in all kinds of ways in this age. Twitter is just another method of making a personal connection. One hundred and forty characters and a well-placed hashtag might just change my life.

  And I have to admit, just the idea that Grace has been stalking me for so long, thinking about me as she’s touched herself… well, it’s more than a compliment. It’s a turn-on.

  I check my watch again. What is she doing? Preparing? Is she naked yet? Probably a more apt question would be will she actually accommodate that request?

  I pick up my phone and find the note app. I’ve been composing filthy tweets all day. Tweets like:

  My fingertips are dragging up and down your calf as my head dips between your legs.

  But that’s too much like phone sex and I don’t want this to be like phone sex. I want it to be… different. I like the thought of my head between her legs, and I’m sure, from what I’ve read of her dirty tweets about me over the years, it’s definitely one of her fantasies. But it needs something more. A hashtag, for sure. That’s Twitter sex 101. Are there rules for Twitter sex? I don’t think so, but maybe there need to be? Guidelines to challenge and excite at the same time. Am I too competitive?

  I’m sipping from my glass as that thought crosses my mind and I almost choke on the expensive champagne.

  Is this a competition? What am I really trying to accomplish with this night? Her one-hundred-and-forty-character orgasm? A next date? Something else? The NDA contract and six months of dirty sex at my whim?

  All of the above?

  None of the above?

  Some of the above?

  Yes on the written orgasm. That makes me grin like a fool. I don’t even know why it’s so damn hot, but it’s making me hard just thinking about it.

  Yes on the date too. I’ve seen her sexually, now it’s time to see her in other ways.

  Do I like her? Like, for real like her? Or do I just like her body?

  That I can’t answer. It’s a step ahead of what I’m capable of knowing at this point. I know only what I’ve dug up on her life. And I have to admit, there are some sketchy things about her past that have thrown up big question marks. Her childhood for one. It’s missing. If she went to private school, then that would explain her missing school records. Hell, my childhood school records are pretty scarce as well. But I was trailer-tutored on set most of the time. The one year I did attend a real school, it was super-private and only for the elite.

  Grace doesn’t seem to come from money, but what do I know? Her parents were named Kinsella but they were a much older couple who died a year apart while she was in high school. I had Felicity do a property search for real estate records in the Denver neighborhood Grace said she grew up in, but it came up blank. So I’m not sure if she’s lying when she says she sold their house, or I’m just missing something about her past.

  I feel it to be both. Something is just a little bit off about her background check. She has no criminal record as an adult. I could dig deeper into her juvenile record, but is it really necessary to pry that much for a few sexual encounters?

  I check my watch again, impatient with waiting. Why did I give her a whole hour? How long does it take to take off your clothes and open up a laptop?

  OK, back to my tweets. They are inadequate. I need to up my game. I type one out on the notepad app on my phone, this time playing around with the hashtags.

  #MyScratchyChin between your legs #MindAboutToBeBlown as my tongue caresses #YourSmoothSkin

  That’s more like it.

  My laptop on the patio table pings a new tweet on my timeline.

  Girl @mrsinvsman – 1s

  @mrinvsman – As you commanded, I’m #BareForYou

  My whole day is instantly better. God, this girl just lights me up. I forget the planned tweets and just reply to her.

  Master @mrinvsman – 5s

  @mrsinvsman - I expect obedience.

  Girl @mrsinvsman – 1s

  @mrinvsman – #GoodGirlTonight Tell me what you want. ;)

  Master @mrinvsman – 3s

  @mrsinvsman - #FlatOnTheFloor #LegsOpen #FingersWet

  There is no answer after this request and my heart beats a little faster at the prospect that she does not want to play with me tonight. I want her to play. A few seconds after this private admission, a ping.

  Girl @mrsinvsman – 2s

  @mrinvsman – #DoneDoneAndDone Now your turn, unzip and let loose. I need a pic to continue.

  Oh, that little bitch. That sneaky, delectable, horny, filthy little bitch. I laugh quietly as I consider the fact that she might have Twitter moves I’ve never even dreamed up yet. I unbutton and unzip my pants and my thick cock springs forward. I fist it, pumping two or three times just to get myself erect, then I scoot back and let the full length of my manhood fall across my flat, muscled stomach. I hold up the phone and snap a pic, sync it to my laptop, and attach it to the tweet.

  Master @mrinvsman – 3s

  @mrsinvsman - #LikeALollipop NOW.

  God, what I’d do to her lips around my shaft right now.

  Girl @mrsinvsman – 2s

  @mrinvsman – #TwirlsAndSwirls

  Her tweet comes with a picture too. A high angle looking down on her face. Fingertip in her mouth, tip of her tongue seductively touching, lips puckered appropriately, fuck-me eyes at half-mast, and just the slightest hint of her open legs.

  Jesus fuck. She is hot. And she is one hundred percent naked. I was almost afraid to let myself believe she’d really be playing along, but she is. She more than is, she’s into it.

  I put my dick away and stand up, tweeting as I move across the terrace.

  Master @mrinvsman – 3s

  @mrsinvsman - I want to fuck you.

  Girl @mrsinvsman – 2s

  @mrinvsman – #ImYours #TellMeWhatYouWant

  Master @mrinvsman – 3s

  @mrsinvsman - More pictures. I want more pictures. Send me your three best and then I’ll call you.

  I go inside and stop in front of the stairwell, wanting to see the pictures before making another move. The first picture comes through. It’s a picture of her hand covering her pussy. Nothing explicit at all.

  Master @mrinvsman – 3s

  @mrsinvsman - Need to do better than that.

  Another picture comes in a few se
conds later and this time it’s her arm over her bare breasts, covering up her nipples. She’s playing with me now.

  Master @mrinvsman – 3s

  @mrsinvsman - I’m not happy.

  Girl @mrsinvsman – 2s

  @mrinvsman – You are spoiled and impatient.

  But attached to that tweet is what I wanted. Her. Open to me. Bare for me, as she put it. Legs spread. Fingers slick with her own juices. Pussy shaved.

  She’s delicious.

  I dial her number as I go downstairs. She picks up on the third ring, sounding breathless. “Was that what you wanted?”

  “No,” I say in a low growl. “Answer the door.”

  “What?”

  I knock.

  “You’re here?”

  “Open the fucking door.” I end the call and wait.

  The chain on the other side of the door slides across the track and I watch the door handle jiggle with an apprehension I’ve never felt before. My dick is so hard as I anticipate seeing her, I grab it just as she opens the door.

  She stands there naked, her eyes wide, her arms down at her side. I come in without being invited and close the door behind me while I reach for her hand and place it on my hard thickness. “Take me in your mouth.”

  She looks at me, her upcast eyes so fucking sexy, I want to explode right now. And then she lowers herself to the floor in front of me and releases my cock from my pants.

  “Like a lollipop, Mr. Asher.”

  Fuck, that turns me on.

  Her tongue darts out, licking my tip so softly, I moan. It sweeps out and grabs that little pearl of liquid and flicks it right into her mouth. She licks her lips, her eyes still trained on mine, like I own them. And then my cock disappears inside her. Her face pushes forward and takes me in, not all the way, but holy fucking shit, the heat of her breath and the slickness of her saliva drive me wild. I run my fingers through her long blonde hair and then grab it tightly, fisting it, pulling up as she watches me but never does her mouth stop sucking, never does her hand stop pumping.