Gotcha Detective Agency Mysteries Boxed Set (3 Books)

by Jamie Lee Scott

  Gotcha Detective Agency Boxed Set (3) Contents

  LET US PREY

  TEXTUAL RELATIONS

  DEATH OF A SALES REP

  LET US PREY

  A Gotcha Detective Agency Novel

  Jamie Lee Scott

  Copyright © 2011 by Jamie Lee Scott

  Second Edition

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  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  I must first and foremost, thank Scot Dierks for his never ending patience with my writing endeavors over the years. Thanks Scot for all the extra hours you work at the restaurant so I can live my dream. You are my heart and soul, and the love of my life.

  Next, I would never have gotten to this point without my lovely critique partner and a fabulous writer, Bente Gallagher. She is the New York Times bestselling author of the DIY mystery series by Jennie Bentley. Thanks Bente for your unwavering faith, and for reading my work from the beginning.

  Teresa Watson for her tireless efforts as my editor, for making the story read so much better.

  And last, but not least, the employees at our restaurant who listened patiently as I brainstormed plots and characters.

  CHAPTER 1

  When you work as a private detective, there are two things that are certain; you’ll be bored nearly to death by a long stakeout, and you’ll have to pee at some time during that stakeout. I was approaching the “have to pee” stage when my cell phone rang.

  “Speak to me.”

  “Nice, very professional,” Charles said.

  “I try. What’s up?”

  “I’ve got Jackie coming to relieve you. I have sort of an emergency at the office. The client is on her way now.” There was an undertone to Charles’s voice that put me on alert.

  Before I could respond, he hung up.

  I’m Mimi Capurro, and I own Gotcha Detective Agency. We’re a fledgling agency on the Central Coast of California. I’m a former Secret Service agent. I left the job to start a family with my husband, Dominic, but the family plans hit a major road block when Dominic died in a plane crash a year after we married. Gotcha is my way of trying to move on, and I’ve put all of my time and energy into growing the business. Some days are easier than others.

  Charles Parks is my right-hand man. He’s from the Naval Postgraduate School in Monterey, California. I met him while I was protecting a former first lady. Charles is not only one of my best friends, but he’s a genius with computers, business, and defense.

  Jackie Baccarin, who was coming to relieve me, was my best friend. Normally I would never recommend going into business with friends, but these were friends with talent. Jackie could pee in a freaking coffee can without ever leaving her stakeout post. Now that’s talent. And like me, she needed an outlet. She’d lost her husband too. Only she’d killed hers. Not literally, it’s just that as far as she was concerned, he was dead.

  I saw Jackie’s car come around the corner, so I fired up my 1982 Toyota pickup and headed out. Gotcha has a fleet of cars for different occasions. Since my Land Rover would have stood out like a purple cow in this neighborhood I had the Toyota. And by a fleet of cars, I mean we had our personal cars and three that belonged to the company. Thank God for people who trade in their junker cars and the auctioneers who sell them. All three cars cost $1,500, total.

  Some P.I. agencies specialize and only do insurance work, or track down deadbeat dads. Gotcha isn’t picky; we’re a young company and can’t afford to be picky about the cases we take. Since I have a specialized background in the Secret Service, we also provide bodyguards, or professional protection.

  I drove around the back of the Victorian house that had been converted into offices, and parked in the backyard/parking lot. This house had belonged to Dominic when he ran his produce brokerage company. It was while doing business for that company that he was killed.

  Every time I opened the kitchen door, I swore I could smell the Blue Mountain coffee he was so fond of. But that label hasn’t been brewed in the house since I took over, so I know it’s just a memory. I feel the glitch in my heart to this day, and it’s been more than two years since his plane went down.

  I thought I could sneak into my office and do a quick clean up and pee, before my client arrived.

  Yeah, that didn’t happen as my new clients were sitting in my office when I walked in. I’m not big on surprises, so I shot Charles a look that told him as much.

  Charles, who’d been sitting at my desk, casually rose to his feet when I entered the room. “And this is Mimi.”

  The ladies looked in my direction just as I was adjusting my face from a scowl to a smile. I walked forward and shook hands with both women.

  The older woman looked to be in her forties. She had large brown eyes like topaz gems and wavy, medium-length hair the color of rich cream. She stood tall with a muscular build. Her skin was tanned, which clashed with her gray suit. I shook her hand first.

  She took my hand in a firm grip. “I’m Lauren Silke.”

  I’m pretty sure I had a fan-girl moment, but I did my best to hide it. I was shaking hands with the New York Times bestselling author of the Sophie Nolan vampire series. I had every book in the series. Well, I didn’t have the latest, but as soon as it hit bookstores I would.

  “Wow, I’m a big fan.” I just had to say it.

  “Thank you.” Lauren indicated the waif standing beside her. “This is my assistant, Esme Bailey.”

  I turned to the girl with the large sapphire eyes. Her fine, straight, black hair was worn in a precise bob. She was tall and thin and a shade too pale. Her hollow cheeks and thin red lips made her look even thinner. I had to envy her style with her black thigh high boots and miniskirt.

  “Esme. Hi.”

  Esme gave me an overenthusiastic handshake.

  “Oh, thank you so much for meeting us at the last minute. Charles has been such a doll in your absence. And he assures us that taking us as a client will be no imposition. I’m so sorry for the last-minute meeting.”

  Was this girl on crack? Her movements were steady and fluid, but she spoke so fast I could hardly keep up. And when she said Charles had assured them I’d take the case, the words really began to blur as my mind whirled.

  I glared at Charles again.

  “Well, ladies, now that you’ve met, I’ll just go grab you some coffee and cookies.” Charles nearly ran from the room.

  Charles, a fop if ever there was one, wore creased khaki slacks and a lavender polo shirt. I could see the lavender in his argyle socks as he left the room.

  I’m pretty sure my Doberman, Lola, heard Charles say cookies because she stood from her bed in the corner of my office, performed a downward dog, and trotted to the kitchen. She didn’t even acknowledge me.

  I went around my desk and sat. “Okay, so
exactly what is it I’m taking on here?”

  Lauren settled back in her chair, and as she did I noticed something a little off about her coloring. I couldn’t quite place it.

  Esme sat forward in her chair, her long legs twisted like spaghetti noodles. She seemed anxious.

  “Okay, so you know who Lauren is?”

  I smiled. “I do.”

  “Oh, good, that will make this faster. So you know about Sophie and the vampires. Well, then, um, you also know that in the last book, Lauren killed off a long-running character. I mean she had to, there were just getting to be too many characters to keep track of. But I digress.

  “Okay, apparently some of her loyal fans aren’t thrilled with the story line lately. And this last weekend Lauren was speaking at a paranormal writers conference—“

  “I was on a panel. Not really speaking. My presence was considered to be a great draw for some reason.”

  “And, long story short, she got the shit beat out of her in the bathroom. By a lady claiming to be her fan of all things.” Esme was wide eyed, and now nearly tipping off the chair.

  Lauren glared at Esme, but said nothing.

  That was it. The makeup on Lauren’s face was thick. Very thick because it was covering bruises. And when I looked closer I could see just a bit of red on her eyeball.

  “Oh my God. How on earth did that happen?”

  Now Lauren sat forward in her chair. “I went to the bathroom, and this lady apparently followed me in. We were the only two in the bathroom, and I didn’t think anything of it. I mean, why would I?”

  Esme interrupted. “And the woman waited until Lauren was in the stall and had her pants half down, then she kicked in the stall door.”

  “Did you have any idea who she was?”

  “Not a clue,” Lauren said.

  “Anyway, she knocked Lauren out cold.”

  I leaned forward. “Holy shit.”

  Lauren laughed. “That’s exactly what I thought when I came to. But the woman was gone. I vaguely remember her saying she was pissed off about something, but I can’t for the life of me remember what she said.”

  “Did anyone find the woman, or walk in while this was happening?”

  Blushing now, Lauren said, “No, a woman did come in moments later and found me on the floor with my pants down. God, it was humiliating.”

  Esme laughed. “But good publicity.”

  “Huh, I didn’t read about it.” Then I wondered where I would possibly have read about something like this happening.

  “The conference was in Seattle. It was in their paper.” Esme reached into her Coach briefcase and handed me a clipping of the article.

  I glanced at it and put it on my desk. “So how do I fit into this?”

  “Lauren’s book tour for Prey starts tonight. Yeah, tonight. And she needs a bodyguard.”

  “Tonight?” What the hell did Charles get me into?

  Right on cue, Charles reentered the office with a tray of coffee and snacks. He placed it on the table between the two women.

  “I wasn’t sure what you liked, so I made plain black coffee, but there are several creamers.” He pointed at a plate on the tray. “And we have hazelnut, orange, and mocha biscotti.”

  “So Charles, you are going to provide Ms. Silke with executive protection tonight?”

  Esme was giddy. “Oh, Charles, really?”

  “Not me. I’ve cleared your schedule, so you’ll be available to travel to San Francisco with Lauren tonight.”

  I stood. It took everything I had to not reach across the desk and grab Charles by the collar and yank him toward me. I took a deep breath before I spoke. We needed the clientele, but I felt like Charles had manipulated me. Wouldn’t be the first time. Or the last.

  “Fine. I’d be happy to accompany you tonight. I’m sure Charles told you about our fees?”

  Esme regurgitated what Charles had quoted in my absence and I nearly choked. The quote was nearly three times our normal fee.

  I coughed, then said, “And this works for you?”

  Lauren said, “If we can schedule you for the week, we can double the fee.”

  “The week?”

  “Well, Lauren has five engagements this week. And with the attack at the conference and the flurry of negative and nasty comments on Facebook, Twitter and her blog, we think it’s best she has someone watching her back so she can give the proper attention to her fans.”

  “Do you have the itinerary for this entire week?”

  “I don’t have it on me. I have to call Lauren’s publicist this afternoon to get the details on times, flights, and all that. We weren’t sure we were going to honor the tour dates if we couldn’t get a bodyguard.”

  Esme reached back into her briefcase and handed me a hardcover book.

  I looked at the stunningly erotic cover of Prey. When I opened the cover I saw it was autographed already.

  “Wow, thanks.”

  Esme smiled. “No problem. This is going to be a great week.”

  Neither Lauren nor Esme touched the coffee and biscotti. And I immediately started preparing for the job ahead, having no idea what I was getting myself into.

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  I’d never been to a book signing, but I think it would have been considered a hit. There was a line out the door of the bookstore in San Francisco that trailed down the block. Lauren talked and laughed and signed for three hours.

  I had no idea how fanatical fiction fans could be. More than half of the fans dressed as characters in Lauren’s books. Well, their versions anyway.

  Toward the end of the signing Lauren said, “You didn’t get to meet my biggest fan. He looks exactly like I pictured Lawrence when I created his character. The guy is great, a little creepy, but dedicated. I don’t think he’s missed a signing in California since my first book. Weird he wasn’t there tonight. Esme always points him out when she’s with me. I swear she knows him, but she says she doesn’t.”

  “Sorry, I didn’t see anyone who looked like that.”

  Lauren looked thoughtful, and said, “Weird he wasn’t here,” like it was in a dream.

  After spending an hour at Lauren’s house that afternoon, the drive to and from San Francisco, and the signing, I was exhausted. So when our driver pulled the car up to Lauren’s house to drop her off, I was ready to be home and in my nice warm bed.

  “Oh, the itinerary,” Lauren said, as she gathered up her handbag and briefcase. “Come on in and I’ll get it for you. Sorry it wasn’t here this afternoon. Esme was supposed to leave it in the foyer.”

  “I’ve got an early morning. Can you just email or fax it to me?”

  Lauren looked a bit annoyed. “Sure, but I’d rather you take the printed version. I think the plane tickets are here too. Well, the confirmations anyway.”

  “Okay.” I did my best to sound cheerful.

  When I looked at my watch, it was after midnight. I really didn’t feel like going into her house, but I followed her inside. When Lauren flipped on the lights, the itinerary was suddenly the last thing on our minds.

  CHAPTER 2

  Sitting in the middle of the dining room table was Esme. Not all of Esme, just her head, eyes wide open, staring from the crystal bowl. Her hair had been cut into a short, spiky, chopped mess, and blood had pooled in the bottom of the bowl. Her body had been positioned in a chair next to an antique cabinet, with her hands cupped in her lap collecting pools of blood that had seeped from her neck, and her legs twisted in the same twist tie I’d seen in my office that day.

  I looked around the room. Everything looked the same as it had when I’d been there in the afternoon. The table was set with a series of white Nortaki china, crystal goblets, and a table runner across the middle. The runner was under the crystal bowl containing Esme’s head. The last time I’d seen the bowl, it had been empty. I avoided looking at the head and tried to concentrate on the details of the room. I’d never been to a crime scene so I didn’t really know what I was looking for, but the
re didn’t seem to be signs of a struggle. I looked behind Esme’s body and saw a slight darkening of the brown walls where blood from Esme’s neck had sprayed the surface. Other than the blood, the room looked pristine. Pristine if you didn’t consider the trail of blood from the body to the head on the table. It looked like a set up for a horror flick, or a bad joke. Only the acrid smell of expelled body fluids made the scene real.

  Lauren wrapped her arms around her middle and bent forward, the remains of her fast food dinner spewing forth onto the floor. Holding her hair back with one hand, she spit vomit onto the hardwood floor. Her mouth hung open and spit dribbled from her lips. It seemed she couldn’t catch her breath as she dropped to her hands and knees. She didn’t seem to notice the chunks of her dinner under her hands.

  “Oh my god, oh my god,” she said. Sucking in a deep breath, she vomited again. This time she didn’t try to pull her hair from her face.

  I stood silent, stunned. I followed cheating spouses, did skip traces, took photographs of people committing insurance fraud, and I stood guard to protect people, but I wasn’t a cop, and I’d never seen anything like this. Between Lauren’s barfing, and Esme’s decapitated head I didn’t know how to keep myself from fainting. Finally, I looked up, which helped me swallow the bile building in the back of my throat, and concentrated on the ceiling for a moment.

  Watching Lauren, and smelling the regurgitated fish filet, was too much. But I couldn’t vomit. I had to get my head together. Call the police. But I couldn’t move. I was the professional here, right? Oh, I so didn’t want to be the professional. I wanted to go back to the car and have a do-over. Lauren started to stand up, and I regained my composure, trying to be the consummate professional.

  “Don’t touch anything. I’ll call the police,” I said.

  She barely got herself into a sitting position on the floor, rocking back and forth, and whispering. I couldn’t hear what she said. I leaned closer, and choked back my vomit when I smelled hers.