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What Bumosaur is That?

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by Andy Griffiths


  Bristilus lavatorum 98

  Brown-blobpedo fish 20, 21, 26

  Brown blobs 20, 26, 66, 108, 140, 144

  Brown jelly 24

  ‘Brown-outs’ 70

  Bum feathers 120

  Bum webs 62

  Bum-ballet 10

  Bum-eyed bumosaurus 80, 81

  Bum-head shark 28, 29

  Bum-headed idiotasaurus 74, 76, 77

  Bum-headius maximus 28

  Bum-men 32, 128, 135, 146

  Bum-pimples 112

  Bum-plant life 50

  Bum-sponge 4, 5

  Bumaconstrictor 48, 49

  Bumadactyl 62, 118, 119

  Bumanderthal 135, 146, 147

  Bumantula 62, 63

  Bumboscis 58, 60

  Bumboscius massiosius 58

  Bumcanoes 60, 74, 76, 112, 149

  Bumcheek skin 118

  Bumenade a deux 10

  Bumetrodon 40

  Bumfish 19–32, 35

  Bumganic matter 6, 54

  Bumipede 54, 55

  Bummal family 32, 138, 140, 142, 144, 146

  Bummals 135

  Bumocene epoch 17

  Bumolution 19, 32, 128, 135

  Bumolutionary time-chart 16

  Bumolutionists 144, 146

  Bumontopimus 82, 83

  Bumornithids 117–30

  Bumosaurologists 24, 40, 76, 92, 104, 108, 130

  Bumosaurs 32, 60, 66, 69–114

  Bumosis 8

  Bumphibians 35–49

  Bumray 24, 25, 26

  Bumroom dancing 10

  Bumshark family 28

  Bumskipper 36, 37

  Bumslug 56, 57

  Bumslug Beer 56

  Bumsquito 58, 59

  Bumteria 3, 8, 30, 32

  Bumus 54

  Bumvolving 4, 19, 32, 53, 128

  Bumwin, Charles 149

  Butterius cranium 82

  Buttus sailius 40

  C

  Camouflage 46, 70

  Cannibalobutt family 12

  Carbumiferous period 16, 28

  Carnivorarse bumosaurs 64

  Centipede family 54

  Chariots of the Bums 148

  Cheekum flaparsius 118

  Cloth Diapersaurus 84

  Coelacanth 22, 23

  Colonacanth 22, 23

  Colonic contagium 22

  Courtship rituals 10, 44

  Cranunium enormis 92

  Crapaceous period 17, 68, 90, 92, 94, 96, 104, 106, 108, 110, 112, 130, 135

  Craperi magnificus 74

  Crapofish family 20

  Crapophibian family 38

  Craposaur family 70, 86

  Crapotile family 42

  Crapozoic era 3, 16, 19, 35

  Crapozoic oceans 3, 6

  Crappian period 16

  Crocodilius crappus 70

  Cyclopius amazingus 90

  Cyclopootops, frill-necked 90, 91

  Cyclops 90

  D

  Dangleri prosthetica 30

  ‘Deathbog’ roll 42

  Debumian period 16, 19, 50

  Deep-sea bum-dangler 30, 31

  Diapersaurus 84, 85, 88

  Diarrhoeasaurus 86, 87

  Disgustaceous enormi 138

  Disgustagong 138, 139

  Disgustapod family 56

  Disgustosaur family 108

  Disgustosect family 60

  Disposable Diapersaurus 84

  Drive-by -hornings 100

  Dumbumius major 78

  Dumbumius minor 76

  Dung 48

  E

  Eating 114

  Eeeuuw!osaur family 98

  Exstinktion 20, 32, 82, 102, 104, 110, 132, 135

  F

  Famarse bumosaurologists 148

  Farthropods 53–64

  Fartocene epoch 17

  Fartosaurus 122,123

  Fashionologists 90

  Fastus hellus 130

  Fighting 114

  Flapposaurid 118

  Flatulence 64

  Flight 24, 117, 120

  Flush toilets 124

  Flushasaurus rex 124, 125, 126

  Flying bumosaurs 62

  Fossils 100, 108, 149

  Foul-smelling odour 44

  Fragrantus regis 96

  Freakabutt family 74, 80, 90

  Freakafish family 30

  Freakapod family 62

  Freakasaur family 14

  Freakasaurid family 124

  Freakatile family 48

  Frill-necked cyclopootops 90, 91

  Frothus revolti 56

  G

  Gas 4, 36, 40, 66, 80, 86, 117, 122

  Gas power 130

  Gasleaky, Mary and Louis 148

  Gasornithid family 122

  Giant mutant blowfly 60, 61

  Giant mutant maggots 60

  Giant prehistoric stinkant 64, 65

  Giant Trilobutt 6, 10

  Gigantarsesaurus 92, 106, 107

  Gigantosaur family 92, 104, 106, 108, 110

  Goo, yellowy-green 60

  Gorilla 96

  Great woolly butthead 140, 141

  Great white bumosaurus 96, 108, 109, 148

  H

  Halitosis horrendous 24

  Hammer-head shark 28

  High-speed mini bumosaurus 130, 131, 149

  Hirsutus cranium 140

  Homo rectumus 146

  Homo turdus 144

  Horribilosaur family 88, 92

  Horribilosect family 58

  Human beings 92, 135

  Humus 54

  I

  Ickyafish family 22

  Idiotasaurus, very rare long-necked long-legged short-tailed stupid-looking tiny bum-headed droopy-eyed 78, 79

  Illarsetration, high-speed 130, 149

  Invertebutt droppings 6

  Invertebutts 3–16, 53

  Itchi itchisori 88

  Itchybumosaurus 88, 89

  J

  Jellobutt family 8

  Jelly bumfish 8, 9, 10

  Jockus maximus 128

  Jurarssic period 17, 126

  K

  Knickersaurid family 128

  L

  Lengthius cheeki 48

  Life on Earth 3, 32

  Loch Ness bum-monster 136, 137

  M

  MacDouglarse, Jock 130, 136, 149

  Maggotoriums 60

  Maximus albinus 108

  Messozoic era 17, 75,76

  Methane layer 118

  Microbumosaurus 64, 110, 111

  Millibumus leggus 54

  Millipede family 54

  Monsteri rectumius 136

  Mosquito 58

  Multipacks 128

  Mutatis blowflyus 60

  Mysteriosaur family 136

  N

  Nauseopod family 54

  O

  Octobumopus 14, 15, 24

  Octopus 14

  Ordungocian period 16, 26, 50

  Osmosis 8

  P

  Pantus putridi 84

  Papyrus posteri 72

  Pinchabutt family 10

  Piscatis jellibulus 8

  Plumae ridiculus 120

  Pongius maximus 110

  Poo 46

  Poomian period 17

  Poopasaur 70, 71

  Poopigator 42, 43

  Poopius gatori 42

  Posteria dentata 142

  Posterius terribulus 62

  Pre-crappian era 3, 16

  Prehistoric bum-plant life 50

  Prehistoric bumvironment 48

  Pteranobum 62, 126, 127

  Puddle detestabilis 86

  R

  Rancidosect family 64

  Raw sewage 10

  Rectum, Sir Roger Francis 149

  Replicus arsius 94

  S

  Sabre-toothed bum 142, 143

  Scatius maximius 44

  Scatosaurus 44

  Scentozoic era 17, 140

  Scorpions
10

  Scorpius oceania 10

  Sea scorpibum 10, 11, 26

  Sewerian period 16, 26

  Skidmarks 144, 149

  Skullbuttosaurus 92, 93

  Slimy mucarse 56

  Soreius cheekius 102

  Sparebumosaurus 94, 95

  Speedornithine family 130

  Spinius bumi 12

  Spiny bum-urchin 12, 13

  Squisherbutt family 8

  Squisherfish family 26

  Stench 44

  Stench-jazz 10

  Stenchafish family 24

  Stenchgantorsaurus 112, 113

  Stenchosaur family 94, 112

  Stenchtacles 8

  Stenchtiles 32, 35–49

  Stenchus gantori 112

  Stingrays 24

  Stink 110

  Stink Kong 96, 97

  Stink-hop 10

  Stinkalaya Mountains 144

  Stinkant juice 64, 110

  Stinkants 40, 64

  Stinkantus giganti 64

  Stinkerbutt family 6

  Stinkius vaporarse 122

  Stinkleosteus 26, 27

  Stinkophibian family 36

  Stinkosaur family 84, 96

  Stinkotile family 40, 44

  Stinksects 53–64

  Stomach pains 86

  Stupido stupendius 80

  Stupidosaur family 76, 78, 82, 100

  Superio humungarse 104

  Superius gigantus 106

  T

  Teeth 142

  Terribilosaur family 102

  Tetratis poddus 36

  The Origins of the Univarse 149

  Theory of Bumolution 149

  Tibutt 144

  Time-chart, bumolutionary 16

  Toilet, flush 124

  Toilet paper 42

  Toiletbrushasaurus 48, 98, 99

  Toiletrollasaurus 72, 73

  Tortoises 46

  Triarssic period 17, 86, 118

  Tricerabutt 100, 101, 114

  Tricerabuttius 100

  Tricheekium buttus 6

  Trilobutt 6, 7, 10

  Trilobuttus gigantis 6

  Turd 46

  Turdi domesticus 46

  Turdle 46, 47

  Turdophibian family 46

  Turtles 46

  Tyrannosore-arse rex 102, 103, 114

  U

  Underpants drawers 128

  Underpantsosaurus 128, 129

  V

  Vertebutts 19

  Very rare long-necked long-legged short-tailed stupid-looking tiny bum-headed droopy-eyed idiotasaurus 78, 79

  Vomitus projectilius 124

  Von Dunnycan, Eric 148

  W

  Whackius grandis 126

  Whackornithid family 126

  Wings 117, 118, 120

  Wipeosaur family 72

  Y

  Yaks 144

  Yucki 144

 

 

 


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