Death of a Hussy

by Beaton, M. C.

  ‘It wouldn’t have done any good. He wants to keep everything and you’ve found him a way to do it.’

  ‘Aye, that’s what I thought. So long as he remembers that a hotel keeper can’t go on like the lord of the manor.’

  ‘I doubt if he’ll remember it for a moment,’ said Priscilla. ‘I’ll probably have to run it myself and let him think he’s doing it all on his own.’

  ‘You really don’t mind?’

  ‘Not really, Hamish. I was getting tired of London anyway.’

  ‘And I hope you don’t feel guilty anymore,’ said Hamish. ‘Anyone daft enough to trust a rat like Harrington would be bound to lose their money to some fool sooner or later … or their heart.’

  Priscilla’s cheeks turned pink. ‘That’s below the belt, Hamish.’

  ‘Perhaps.’

  ‘Is Alison staying on in Lochdubh?’ asked Priscilla, deliberately changing the subject.

  ‘No, she’s getting married to Peter and they’re going to live in London. Let’s hope that’s the last of crime in Lochdubh.’ He told her about his visit from Blair.

  ‘I don’t think you’re cut out to be a policeman,’ said Priscilla. ‘You let these detectives walk all over you. And for what? So that you can stay on as village constable and do as little as possible.’

  ‘That’s right,’ said Hamish amiably.

  ‘You are infuriating. Why don’t you come in on this hotel lark?’ She walked out of the hall with him and across the drive to the police Land Rover.

  Hamish raised his hands in mock horror. ‘Tae my mind, working for your dad would be worse than working for Blair any day. What’s the matter, Priscilla? Don’t you like me the way I am?’

  She looked down thoughtfully at her sandalled feet and did not reply.

  ‘Well, cheerio,’ said Hamish. ‘See you around.’

  ‘Hamish, I …’

  ‘Yes?’ He turned around.

  ‘Nothing,’ mumbled Priscilla.

  As Hamish drove down to the police station, he found he was feeling very happy indeed, almost elated. It could surely not be because a moneyless, hotel-owning, working Priscilla was within his reach.

  No, he told himself, that nonsense was over, but happiness bubbled inside him. He felt sure the days of crime were over for Lochdubh, and Priscilla would be just up the road all year round.

  In the evening, he realized he had forgotten to buy anything for his dinner. He had sent, as usual, a good part of his monthly wage back to his mother and father and brothers and sisters over in Cromarty and so he could not afford to dine at the hotel. He ransacked his cupboards and came up with a solitary tin of baked beans.

  ‘Beans it’ll have tae be,’ he said to Towser. ‘And no butcher’s meat for you tonight, my boy. Dog food’s all we’ve got.’ Towser hung his head and glared at the linoleum.

  The phone rang. Hamish put down the cans and went to answer it. The caller was Priscilla.

  ‘Hamish,’ she said. ‘There are a few points about this hotel business we would like to discuss with you. Could you possibly come to dinner this evening? Just the family and don’t dress. You can even bring Towser.’

  Hamish accepted the invitation. He put down the phone and grinned at the receiver. ‘The auld man must hae been at the whisky,’ he said to Towser who had followed him. ‘Dinner at the castle for us. Come along.’

  He put on a clean shirt and tie and a pair of new trousers. He gave Towser a quick brush and then led the dog out to the police Land Rover.

  ‘Times are changing, Towser,’ said Hamish Macbeth as he drove through the heathery twilight.

  If you enjoyed Death of a Hussy, read on for the first chapter of the next book in the Hamish Macbeth series …

  Chapter One

  Heap on more wood! – the wind is chill;

  But let it whistle as it will;

  We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

  – Sir Walter Scott

  Police Constable Hamish Macbeth was a desperate man – ill, friendless, and, at the approach to Christmas, near to death.

  Or so he told himself.

  The start of the misery had been the beginning of a Scottish winter which seemed hellbent on proving any scientist believing in the greenhouse effect a fool. Like many others in the village of Lochdubh on the west coast of Sutherland, Hamish had contracted a severe cold with all its attendant miseries of boiling head, running nose, aching joints and monumental self-pity. Although he had not phoned anyone to tell of his misery, nevertheless, like all people in the grip of self-pity, he expected his friends to have telepathic powers.

  The only bright spark in all the gloom was that he was going home for Christmas. His parents had moved to a croft house and land near Rogart. He would soon be there, with his mother to fuss over him.

  He was hunched up in his bed. He was hungry and thirsty but could not be bothered getting up to get himself anything. His dog Towser, a yellowish mongrel, lay stretched out at the end of his bed, snoring happily and apparently as indifferent as the rest of Lochdubh to the long lank bundle of misery that was PC Macbeth.

  The wind of Sutherland, always savage, had taken on a new dark intensity and boomed down the sea loch outside, bearing long snaking writhing arms of fine snow, tearing at the fabric of the house, yelling and shouting in triumph.

  And then suddenly, the phone in the police station office began to ring, sharp and insistent. He hoped no one had committed a crime. He felt too ill to cope, but if he did not attend to the matter himself, Sergeant MacGregor would have to travel all the way from Cnothan, and the peeved sergeant would then set about making trouble for him at police headquarters in Strathbane. He shoved his feet into a battered pair of carpet slippers and, snivelling dismally, he went through to the cold office and picked up the phone.

  ‘Hamish,’ came his mother’s voice, ‘I’ve got bad news.’

  His heart gave a lurch. ‘Are you all right?’ he asked. ‘Nothing up with Faither?’

  ‘No, no, son. It’s about Christmas.’

  ‘What about Christmas?’ Hamish had a bleak feeling that whatever his mother had to tell him about Christmas was not going to cheer him one bit.

  ‘Well, Aunt Hannah’s coming all the way from America. Sprung it on us at the last minute.’

  Hamish gripped the phone and stifled a sneeze. Aunt Hannah was a fat, loud-mouthed harridan who loathed Hamish. But she had been generous to the not-too-comfortably-off Macbeths with presents of money and gifts for Hamish’s little brothers and sisters. Never anything for Hamish. She loathed him and never tired of saying so.

  His mother’s voice grew plaintive, ‘So you see, son, after all Hannah’s done for us and her coming all this way to see us …’

  There was another long silence.

  At last Hamish said bleakly, ‘You don’t want me to come.’ It was not a question.

  ‘I knew you’d understand,’ pleaded his mother. ‘I mean, it’s only this one Christmas. You could come at the New Year when she’s gone.’

  ‘Aye, all right,’ muttered Hamish.

  ‘I mean,’ coaxed Mrs Macbeth, ‘you’ve got lots o’ friends in Lochdubh. Your voice sounds funny.’

  ‘I haff got the influenza,’ said Hamish, his Highland accent growing more sibilant, a sure sign he was upset.

  ‘Och,’ said Mrs Macbeth with all the heartlessness of a busy mother with a large family, ‘you always did think you were dying when you got a wee bit o’ a cold. Take some aspirin and go to bed.’

  Another silence. ‘Wass there anything else?’ Hamish finally asked in accents as chilly as the police office.

  ‘No, no, that was all. Sorry, son, but you know how Hannah is. Ever since you put that mouse down her back when you were eight, she’s never been fond o’ you. The new house is just fine. Rare and warm. The fires draw just grand.’

  ‘When’s Aunt Hannah arriving?’ asked Hamish.

  ‘On the twentieth.’

  ‘Provided I am still alive,’ said Hamish st
iffly, ‘I’ll run over with your presents before then.’

  ‘Aye, that’ll be great. See you then.’

  Hamish shuffled back miserably to bed. No one wanted him. He was alone in the world. He was dying and nobody cared.

  There came a sharp rap at the back door. He sneezed dismally and stayed where he was. Towser stirred lazily and slowly wagged his tail. The rapping came louder now, more peremptory.

  Hamish’s conscience gave him a nudge. He was Lochdubh’s only policeman, the weather was savage, and someone out there might be in trouble. He groaned as he got up again, slung an old woollen dressing-gown about his shoulders, and made his way to the kitchen door.

  He opened it and Priscilla Halburton-Smythe was borne in on a gust of wind and snow.

  ‘Oh, it’s yerself, Priscilla,’ said Hamish.

  Priscilla, once the love of his life, until Hamish had grown heartily sick of the weight of the torch he was carrying for her, slammed the door on the storm and looked at Hamish.

  ‘I know crime’s thin on the ground here at the best of times,’ she said briskly, ‘but it’s two in the afternoon and you’ve obviously just got out of bed.’

  ‘I am a sick man,’ said Hamish furiously, ‘but a fat lot you care. You never even thought to phone.’

  ‘How on earth was I supposed to know you were sick?’ asked Priscilla. She looked slowly around the kitchen, at the cold stove, at the dirty pots and dishes piled up in the sink. ‘This place is enough to make anyone ill. For heaven’s sake, get back to bed and leave me to clear up this mess.’

  ‘Couldn’t you chust make us a cup of tea and come and sit by the bed and talk to me?’ moaned Hamish.

  ‘Nonsense. You’ll feel miles better when this place is spick and span.’ Priscilla radiated nervous energy. She had grown thin and spare and her hair was scraped up in an untidy knot on the top of her head. Hamish thought that since her family home, Tommel Castle, had been turned into an hotel, she had not once relaxed. Although her father, Colonel Halburton-Smythe, owned the hotel, all the work fell on Priscilla. As there was excellent fishing and shooting, it was busy even in winter. It was Priscilla who saw to everything, from ordering the food and drink to soothing down the guests offended by her father’s blunt manner. In an amazingly short time, she had made a success of the business, but she had lost her cool good looks and graceful movements; perpetually worried, perpetually strung up, now brittle to snapping point.

  Hamish crept back to bed. ‘What a pigsty!’ exclaimed Priscilla, following him in. ‘Have you fed Towser?’

  ‘Just some o’ the hard food. He doesnae like it owermuch.’

  ‘He never did like it. He likes people food. You know that, Hamish. Come, Towser.’

  Towser slid off the bed and crept servilely after her.

  Hamish lay listening to the sound of Priscilla scrubbing floors and cleaning out cupboards and washing dishes. He felt she ought to be at his bedside, stroking his brow, instead of going on like some sort of health visitor.

  Two hours later, she crashed into the bedroom, carrying a bucket and mop and dusters. She raked out the fire, which was choked with cold ashes, piled it up with paper and wood, and set a cheerful blaze crackling. ‘I’ve run you a hot bath,’ she said over her shoulder. ‘Go and take it while I change your bed.’

  ‘I think I’m too ill to take a bath.’

  ‘Take it,’ she ordered, ‘and stop being so disgustingly sorry for yourself.’

  ‘Haff I complained?’ Hamish gave her thin back a wounded look.

  ‘You are exuding such self-pity, it’s creeping like smoke through the whole place. Go on!’

  Injured, Hamish stalked off to the bathroom. With quick nervous movements, Priscilla stripped the sheets off the bed and replaced them with clean ones. She dusted and vacuumed the room and then made up a flask of tea and put it, along with a cup, at Hamish’s bedside.

  Hamish emerged from his bath to find Priscilla waiting to settle him in bed. She neatly arranged the blankets over him and then tucked them in all round him, so firmly he felt he was in a straitjacket.

  ‘There’s tea in that flask,’ said Priscilla, ‘and a casserole on the stove for your dinner. Towser’s been fed.’

  Hamish wriggled his toes and eased the tight blankets a bit. The fire was roaring up the chimney and the room looked clean and comfortable and there was a delicious smell coming from the kitchen. He began to feel better.

  ‘I’d better be off,’ sighed Priscilla. ‘I didn’t mean to be here so long.’

  ‘Thank you,’ said Hamish awkwardly, and then blurted out before he could stop himself, ‘My, lassie, but you’re awf’y thin.’

  Priscilla sat down on the end of the bed. ‘I know,’ she said. ‘And to think that before Daddy started the hotel, I was considering going on a diet.’

  ‘If he looks after the money this time instead of handing it over to some con man,’ – Priscilla winced, said con man having been one of her boyfriends – ‘he should be able to take down that hotel sign soon and return to being a private landowner.’

  ‘He enjoys it all,’ said Priscilla sadly. ‘He’s having the time of his life.’

  ‘Yes, I have seen him.’ Hamish looked at her sympathetically. ‘You run yourself ragged with all the management and bookings and complaints while he puts on a black tie in the evening and lords it over the guests. Then he has a few and forgets they’re paying guests and is nasty to them, and you have to soothe them down.’

  ‘I’ll manage.’

  ‘You don’t need to,’ said Hamish. ‘Things are going just fine. Why, he could hire an experienced hotel manager and give you a break.’

  ‘But no one else could handle the guests the way I can,’ protested Priscilla.

  ‘Once the colonel was paying someone to run things, he might mind his tongue. It’s because you’re his daughter and a woman that he treats you like a skivvy.’

  ‘It’s not as bad as that.’ Priscilla rose to go.

  ‘Well, it was nice of you to come and look after me.’

  Priscilla turned pink. ‘I didn’t know you were ill, Hamish. There’s another reason.’

  ‘Oh, aye? I should hae known,’ he said huffily. ‘Out with it.’

  ‘There’s this friend of mine staying at the hotel. She’s leaving at the end of the week. She’s got a bit of a problem and doesn’t want to go to the police direct, if you know what I mean. She just wants some advice. Could you see her? I’d rather she told you about it.’

  ‘Oh, all right. Bring her down tomorrow. What’s her name?’

  ‘Jane. Jane Wetherby.’

  The next day, the snow stopped and a mild gale blew in from the Atlantic, turning the snow to slush. For a brief few hours, a watery sunlight shone on the choppy waters of the loch before night fell, as it does in the far north of Scotland in winter, at two in the afternoon.

  Hamish was feeling considerably better. He received a phone call from headquarters at Strathbane reminding him that he was expected to stop motorists at random and breathalyze them as part of a campaign to stop drunk driving over Christmas. Hamish, who knew every drunk in the village and solved the problem by taking their car keys away, had no intention of wasting time breathalyzing the rest of the population.

  He ate lunch, fed his hens, gave his sheep their winter feed, and then climbed back into bed with a book. He had completely forgotten about Priscilla’s friend. Lulled by a glass of toddy, his eyes were beginning to close when he heard a car driving up.

  Then he remembered about Jane Wetherby. It was too late to get dressed. He rose and tied his dressing-gown about him and made for the kitchen door, exuding a strong smell of whisky and winter green.

  ‘Be back for Jane later,’ called Priscilla. ‘I’ll leave you to it.’

  Hamish ushered Jane into the kitchen and then looked at her in startled amazement as she removed her coat and threw it on a kitchen chair. She was a tall woman wearing a brief divided skirt in shocking-pink wool, and her long, long
legs ended in high-heeled sandals with thin patent-leather straps. Her thin white blouse plunged at the front to a deep V. Hamish cast a wild look through the kitchen window as if to reassure himself that the weather had not turned tropical, and then took in the rest of her. She had cloudy dark hair and very large grey-green eyes, a straight thin nose, and a long thin upper lip over a small pouting lower lip.

  ‘Well, well,’ said Jane in a sort of breathy voice, ‘so you’re the village constable. Why aren’t you in uniform?’

  ‘Because,’ retorted Hamish sharply, ‘I am very sick. Did Priscilla no’ tell you?’

  She shook her head. ‘Come ben, then,’ said Hamish sulkily. Here he was, at death’s door, and Priscilla had not even bothered to tell her friend he was sick. He began to feel shaky and ill again. Priscilla had left the living-room fire set with paper and logs. He struck a match and lit it.

  Jane sank down into an armchair and crossed her long legs.

  ‘The trouble,’ she said, suddenly leaning forward so that her blouse plunged alarmingly low at the front, ‘is that you are not going the right way about curing your cold. It is the common cold, isn’t it?’

  Hamish, now in the armchair opposite, took out a handkerchief and blew his nose miserably by way of reply.

  ‘It is all in your mind,’ said Jane. ‘The weather has been very cold and so you began to feel you might get one and your mind conveyed that message to the rest of your body and so you got one. Put your index fingers on either side of your head, just at the temples, and repeat after me, concentrating all the while, “I have not got a cold. I am fit and well.”’

  ‘Havers,’ said Hamish crossly.

  ‘There you have it,’ said Jane triumphantly. ‘You have just told me what I had already guessed.’

  ‘That you were havering?’ commented Hamish rudely.

  ‘No, no. That you want to have a cold and make everyone feel sorry for you.’ She leaned back and uncrossed and crossed her legs. Embarrassed, Hamish looked at the ceiling.

  ‘What is the difficulty you’re in?’ Hamish asked the lampshade. He found those flashing legs and thighs unnerving.