Imperfect Strangers

by Stuart Woods

  "Well, Helena!" Martindale crowed as if in triumph, "what a great surprise to see you here!" He turned and looked narrowly at Sandy. "And this must be the fabled Mr. Kinsolving. Allow me to introduce myself."

  Sandy looked him in the eye. "Your reputation precedes you," he said.

  Martindale reacted as if he had been spat upon. He turned his attention to Cara again. "And where did you pick up this thing?" he asked. "Down by the docks?"

  With no hesitation, Cara tossed her champagne into his face.

  Martindale blinked, then took a silk pocket square from his breast pocket and dabbed at his damp white suit.

  "Don't worry, Peter," Cara said. "It's only champagne; it won't stain your suit."

  Sandy spoke up. "This should do it." He threw his entire bloody mary at Martindale's head.

  For a moment there was a great silence, except for the whirring of the newspaper photographer's camera. Everyone waited expectantly for Martindale's response. When it came it was disappointing.

  "Another time," he sputtered, then he turned and strode back toward the house.

  Everyone seemed to let out a breath at once, a tiny moan of disappointment, then the babble of conversation resumed.

  Simon Teach turned to his photographer. "Go!" he said. The young woman sprinted toward the street. "If you'll forgive me," he said to the others, "I have a deadline." Then he, too, was gone.

  "Martin," Saul Winner breathed, "you really know how to throw a party."

  "Thank you, Saul," Cage replied, beaming.

  "Well, that was certainly fun," Cara said as they left the waning party.

  "I thought so."

  "It was brilliant of you to order a bloody mary," she said. "I've never seen you drink one before. What made you do it?"

  "Fate, I guess."

  "While we're in town, let's pick up my car at my friends' house," she said, "then we can drop off the rental car at one of the hotels.

  "Good idea. Your car is certainly classier transportation."

  "Yes," she said, "it is."

  "Cara," Sandy said, "we have to do something about your name."

  "My name?"

  "Yes. How long does it take to get married in California?"

  She leaned over and kissed him on the ear. "Not long."

  "Let's see how fast we can do it"

  "You're on."

  CHAPTER 48

  Paul Keyes picked up the phone in his office. "Yes?"

  "Mr. Peter Martindale to see you," the receptionist said.

  "Please send him in," Keyes replied. He had always found Peter Martindale charming, had even bought some pictures from him, and he was ashamed to recall that, when he had received service of the Kinsolving lawsuit, it had crossed his mind that perhaps he should have somebody authenticate his own paintings.

  "Paul, how are you?" Martindale said, smiling broadly and squeezing the lawyer's hand in both of his own.

  "How are you, Peter, is the question," Keyes replied.

  "Oh, you mean that business in the paper this morning. Nothing to it; I just didn't realize how drunk Kinsolving was."

  "Good, I'm glad you're not upset."

  "Not in the least. Well, I guess we should talk about our defense in this suit."

  "Yes, Peter, let's do that. How do you see us proceeding?"

  "Well, they'll get their expert, I suppose, and it'll be my word against his. I'll make a very good witness, you can count on that."

  "I'm sure you will, Peter." Keyes evened the corners of a stack of papers and moved them from one side of his desk to the other. "Now, I have to ask you some very direct questions, Peter, and it's important that you be absolutely frank with me."

  "Of course, Paul; how could I be anything else with you?"

  "Remember, this all comes under the heading of client-attorney privilege, so nothing you and I say to each other can ever leave this room, not even if a court asks."

  "Yes, I understand that."

  "First of all, tell me how you came to have Lars Larsen as a client."

  "Well, let's see; I was up in the Napa Valley for a wine tasting at a restaurant there-you know the one, it's an annual fund-raiser for some charity or other."

  Keys nodded. "I think I do."

  "I was tasting some of Larsen's wines, and we fell into conversation, ended up having dinner together after the event at some little steak house. Drank quite a lot of his wine, as I recall."

  Keys nodded. "Go on."

  "Well, Larsen insisted I be his guest for the night. Quite rightly, I suppose, since I shouldn't have driven back to the city, having put away a few, so I accepted. At breakfast the next morning he gave me a tour of the house-lovely old Victorian place; you can see it from the highway, up a lane lined with trees."

  "I've driven past there and seen it," Keyes said. "Never been up to the house, though."

  "Well, it's a lovely place. Some city decorator had put him in the way of some nice pieces of furniture and carpets, and it looked really good, except for the pictures, which were all cheap reproductions. I told him I thought that a property of that quality should have better things on the walls, and I suggested the next time he came into town, we should get together and talk about it."

  "And did he call you?"

  "Well, I called him after a bit, and as luck would have it, he was coming to town, so I took him to dinner and then wheeled him by the gallery a bit later."

  "Where'd you have dinner?"

  "At the Ritz-Carlton's restaurant. I thought it would be just the sort of thing for him-rich surroundings, fine food."

  "Fine wines?"

  "Oh, yes. I ordered something quite special, as I recall; a LaTour '59."

  "How many bottles?"

  "Two, I believe. Oh, I had a driver that night; no problems about being at the wheel."

  "And you went straight from dinner to the gallery?"

  "Well, I believe we stopped in the bar for a cognac. Awfully nice bar at the Ritz."

  "Yes, I know it well. So then, after how many cognacs?"

  "Oh, only one; we had some business to discuss, after all."

  "So then, after one cognac, you went to the gallery?"

  "That's right. We had some lovely things at the time, and Larsen was immediately drawn to the Wylie, ah, after I'd pointed it out to him."

  "And did he buy it on the spot?"

  "He did, and one other, smaller picture, as well; a horse thing by a lesser-known painter, after Stubbs."

  "And how much did he pay for the two pictures?"

  "Forty for the Wylie, twenty-five for the smaller picture, I believe."

  "Would you consider those fair prices?"

  "Oh, very fair, I should say, very fair."

  "Peter, how did you come by the Wylie?"

  "Fellow in London I buy from now and then."

  "A reputable gallery?"

  "Not a gallery, as such. Fellow has a stall at the Chelsea Antiques Market, you know, in the King's Road?"

  "Mmmm, yes. An honest fellow, do you think?"

  "As honest as the next stallholder, I suppose."

  "How much did you pay him for the picture?"

  Martindale pursed his lips. "Ah, well… I'm not sure I recall precisely-"

  "Peter, this is extremely important. It will come up in court, I promise you, and you'll have to back it up with records, receipts, canceled checks, that sort of thing."

  "Oh, well, I believe it was six hundred."

  "Pounds?"

  "Yes, that was it, six hundred quid."

  "Which is, in dollars?"

  "Oh, nine hundred, give or take."

  "So you made a profit of thirty-nine thousand, one hundred dollars?"

  "Well, there was shipping, insurance, etcetera."

  "A very large profit, nonetheless."

  "Well, yes, a fortunate profit, shall we say? I mean, the stallholder didn't know it was a Wylie, did he?"

  "Peter, does this stallholder, by any chance, paint?"

  "Believ
e he does, a bit."

  "Peter, if I were Harry Keller, and I telephoned a London firm of private investigators and had this fellow looked at, might I find that he has, in the past, dabbled in forgery?"

  "Oh, well, lots of those fellows about, you know? Look here, Paul, it really is going to be their expert's word against mine, you know, and I do have an awfully good reputation at this sort of thing."

  "I know you do, Peter, and I want you to be able to hang on to it." He picked up a document from his desk and handed it to Martindale. "This fellow is in charge of English paintings at the San Francisco Museum. Please read what he has to say."

  Martindale read the document. "As I say, Paul, his word against mine."

  "Peter, are you familiar with"-he referred to another document-"a Sir William Fallowfield?"

  "Why, yes, I believe he's a mucketymuck at the Tate Gallery, isn't he?"

  "He appears to be, if my information is correct, the world's leading authority on nineteenth- and early twentieth-century English painters."

  "He might well claim to be, I suppose."

  "Well, it seems that Harry Keller is planning to air freight the Kinsolving Wylie to London for Sir William's inspection. I expect they will have an opinion by the end of the week."

  Martindale licked his lips and looked at his shoes. "Well, if they're able to corral that old fart, I don't suppose it would look too good for us, would it?"

  "Not if he takes their position. I should point out, too, Peter, that there are more technical ways to examine the painting-the kind of paint used and its age, that sort of thing. I'm sure, being in the business for as long as you have been, you're aware of some of these procedures."

  "Yes, yes." Martindale was still looking at his shoes.

  "Peter, if we go to trial on this, and we make it your word against their experts' word, well, you'll not only have to testify, you'd have to undergo cross-examination by Harry Keller."

  Martindale looked up at him. "I'm not afraid of that shyster," he said.

  "What Keller will do-indeed, what I would do, were I representing the plaintiff-is first to refer to your own testimony about your experience and qualifications to judge a painting. Then refer to the qualifications of his own experts, including those of Sir William Fallowfield, and he'll ask how you think you stack up to them. Then he'll read you some of their opinions, and he'll ask you how you, who have already characterized yourself as expert, could possibly mistake the painting in question as an authentic Wylie. Then he'll suggest-and certainly I, myself, don't believe this-that you got Lars Larsen drunk and sold him a fake. And, Peter, I'm very much afraid that, by the time his cross-examination has ended, I will have lost my case and you, your reputation."

  "What are you suggesting I do?" Martindale asked.

  "Peter, do you have, say, a hundred thousand dollars in ready cash?"

  Martindale shook his head. "No. Maybe twenty, and that's operating capital."

  "Well, since the divorce settlement you have been debt-free, have you not?"

  "Yes, well, more or less."

  "Then you shouldn't have any trouble collateralizing a loan of a hundred thousand, should you?"

  "I suppose not."

  "Well, I think you should stop in at your bank and arrange such a loan. I'll make an offer of, say, eighty-five thousand to Keller, but I think it's likely he'll insist on a total figure of something around a hundred."

  Martindale was staring at his shoes.

  "Peter, it's really not so bad; after all, the profit you made on the picture will cover a large part of the settlement."

  "Oh, all right," he said, finally.

  "Good. I'm sure this is the way to go, in the circumstances."

  "In the circumstances, I suppose so," Martindale replied. He made to get up.

  "Just a moment, Peter, there's something else."

  Martindale sat back down. "What else?"

  "Keller and his client have insisted-and Keller has been very firm about this-that you issue a statement of admission to the press."

  "Jesus Christ, Paul! I can't do that! I'd never be able to earn a living again!"

  Keyes raised a cautionary hand. "Just listen. I've drafted something that I think might do the trick and still preserve your professional standing."

  "Let's hear it."

  Keyes read from a document on his desk. "It has come to my attention that the authenticity of a painting sold by my gallery has been questioned. It has always been my policy to stand behind each work of art that passes through my hands, and, accordingly, I have taken back the painting in question and reimbursed its owner not just the original price paid, but the appreciated value of an authentic painting by the artist. Honesty compels me to do no less, and I hold out the same offer to any other client of mine who feels he has any reason to question the authenticity of any painting I have sold.

  "The Peter Martindale Gallery will continue to operate in the trustworthy and straightforward manner in which it has always conducted its sales and served its clients."

  Martindale nodded. "It's good."

  Keyes reversed the document for Martindale's signature. "What I would like to do is to send this document and a cashier's check for eighty-five thousand dollars to Harry Keller before the day is out, with a promise that the statement will run on your letterhead as a quarter-page ad in the Sunday arts section."

  Martindale's shoulders sagged. "All right." He stood up and shook his lawyer's hand.

  "Good," Keyes said. "Now let's get this thing done and put it behind us."

  Martindale was on his way out the door. "Not on your fucking life," he muttered.

  Paul Keyes was sure he had misunderstood his client's words.

  CHAPTER 49

  Sandy had been making calls all morning, and the moment he finished the phone rang.

  "Hello?"

  "Dad?"

  "Angus! How are you?"

  "I'm terrific, Dad."

  "Where are you?"

  "We're still in Rome."

  "Are you enjoying the city?"

  "I'll say we are; I've never been anyplace like it. And I have some news."

  "Did you stay at the Hassler?"

  "Yes, we were lucky enough to get a suite."

  "Isn't the view from the rooftop restaurant marvelous?"

  "I'll let you know; we're having dinner up there tonight."

  "Maggie will love it."

  "Dad, Maggie and I were married this morning."

  "What?"

  "I said we were married this morning."

  "Why that's wonderful, Angus! I'd hoped you wouldn't let that girl get away, but I never thought you'd take my advice so quickly."

  "Well, after traveling together for a couple of weeks, we just… well, we wanted to get married. An American lady who owns an English-language bookshop helped us through the formalities and was our witness. Turns out that Italy is the easiest place in Europe for a foreigner to get married."

  "Well, I'm absolutely delighted for you, and I have some news of my own."

  "What's that, Dad?"

  "Cara and I are being married the day after tomorrow. I'm so glad you called, so we could tell you in advance."

  "I don't believe it! We'll be celebrating anniversaries together! Where are you doing this?"

  "Here at the vineyard. How did you know where I was?"

  "Sam Warren gave me the number."

  "I'm glad he did. Now look, I don't want you to interrupt your honeymoon to come all this way, do you understand?"

  "Are you sure you don't mind?"

  "Absolutely. We're just going to have a few friends up to the house and do it here early in the evening. I don't know many people out here, but some of Cara's friends are coming up from San Francisco. In fact, I've been on the phone all morning, making arrangements and inviting people. What are your plans after Rome?"

  "We're going to do some more of Europe, then ship the Porsche back and go on east around the world. We're doing Greece, India, Bali, Au
stralia, New Zealand, then home."

  "Wonderful! Maybe we can meet you on the West Coast on your way home and you can see the vineyard."

  "Maggie would love that, she really would."

  "It's a date, then."

  "Dad, I can't tell you how happy I am for you, the way things have worked out. I think Cara is a marvelous person, and I'm looking forward to getting to know her better."

  "She feels the same about you, and we both feel the same about Maggie."

  "Well, I'd better go; our dinner reservation is for right now. Have a wonderful wedding."

  "And you two have a wonderful honeymoon."

  Sandy hung up and turned to Cara. "Did you get that?"

  "They're married?"

  "This morning, in Rome."

  "Perfect."

  The phone rang again, and Sandy picked it up.

  "Hello?"

  "Sandy?"

  "Yes."

  "It's Harry Keller."

  "How are you, Harry?"

  "I'm very well, and so are you."

  "Pardon?"

  "This morning I received a cashier's check for eighty-five thousand dollars from Peter Martindale's lawyer, along with a signed admission." He read Martindale's statement aloud. "It's running as an ad in the Sunday arts section."

  "The wording lets him off kind of easy, doesn't it?"

  "Sandy, let him save a little face. When you win everything you want, don't make your opponent eat dirt; it's not good practice."

  "You're right, Harry."

  "I know I am. Shall I send this check to Sam Warren in New York?"

  "Yes, please, and Harry, Cara and I are being married the day after tomorrow. We'd love it if you and your wife could join us here around six. We'll finish pretty early, so you can be back in town at a decent hour."

  "Sounds delightful; we'd love to. Oh, by the way, you should ship the picture back to Peter Martindale's gallery."

  "Not until after the wedding; I want everybody to see it."

  "That'll be fine. We'll see you at the party."

  Sandy hung up and told Cara the news.

  "This is a pretty good day all 'round, isn't it?" she said.

  "Could hardly be better."