Letters to Penthouse XII

by Letters to Penthouse XII- It Just Gets Hotter (epub)

  I discovered that I liked sharing my sexy slutty Maria. This was my first three-way with her, but I knew it sure as hell would not be our last.

  I also knew that all three of us were going to be very, very late for work the next day.

  COULD IT BE THAT “HMO” REALLY STANDS FOR “HAVE MORE ORGASMS”?

  I needed to get a physical before I could join the crew on a downtown construction job. The guy in charge of hiring told me which doctor the union would pay me to see, Then he added, “If you want some free advice, jerk off a couple of times before your appointment. If you don’t, one look at the front desk nurse will make you come in your pants!”

  A couple of guys sitting near him laughed and nodded. I thought they probably were pulling my leg. I asked if they were just busting my balls because I was the new guy.

  “Shit, no!” one hardhat said. “The nurse’s name is Rebecca and she wears skirts cut right up to her beautiful ass. Her legs are about a mile long and those white uniform stockings she wears make them look even longer. She’s a dream come true.”

  The guy beside him chimed in. “Plus her tits are fucking huge—the kind you want to bury your head between. She’s a honey, all right.”

  I asked if either of them had tried asking her out. The first hardhat spit out of the construction trailer’s open door. “Hell, no,” he grinned. “She probably thinks she’s too damned good for the likes of us.” Then he added: ‘Fuck, she’s probably right!”

  My appointment was scheduled for the next afternoon. I kept picturing the mysterious Rebecca dressed all in white. I’ve always had a thing for a woman in white: they look so innocent and pure and ripe for getting dirty.

  I wondered if Rebecca was the kind of girl who would be into slumming when it came to sex. I’ve found that a lot of tight-assed-looking career women don’t mind having some blue-collar dick every now and then.

  When I walked into the empty waiting room, I didn’t see anyone behind the open receptionist window. But then I heard loud voices coming from one of the rooms in the back. I heard a woman’s voice yell, “You can kiss my goddamned ass if you suddenly think I’m not good enough for you any more! I’ll show you, you fucking snob!” Then she walked into view and headed towards me.

  I knew this had to be Rebecca because she looked amazing. Just as I had been told the day before, Rebecca was dressed like an incredibly hot combination of professional nurse and show-off slut. Her white uniform looked like a French maid’s costume. The top was unbuttoned to halfway down her overdeveloped chest, showing off the bulging swells of her tits and the tops of her lacy bra cups. The waistline was cinched so tight that I was surprised she could breathe. I could see the cotton crotch panel of her pantyhose as she stepped toward the counter.

  When she noticed me, she narrowed her eyes as if she wanted to say something insulting. Then she appeared to change her mind. She glanced back at the examining room and said, loud enough for whoever was back there to hear, “You know, I should fuck the next guy who walks in here just to teach you a lesson, you stuck-up prick.”

  A voice replied, “Stop bluffing.”

  My cock was pounding. Rebecca balled her hands into fists, obviously furious. She walked out from behind the reception counter into the waiting room where I stood.

  She grabbed me by the front of my shirt. “Are you man enough to fuck me right here and let him catch you?” she asked.

  This was fucking crazy. I thought she must have been some kind of psycho to propose such a thing. I had met sluts like her before, the kind who don’t seem to care who or where they fuck. Those girls usually end up being one hell of a lot of trouble. But this one was so goddamned good-looking that I wasn’t about to tell her no.

  I reached for my zipper and said, “You’re goddamn right I am!”

  “You’ve got to use a rubber. Here.” She pulled a foil packet from the uniform pocket over her right tit, I like a woman who is always ready for anything.

  This was too fucking good to be believed. In fact, I knew that nobody ever would believe it. This might turn out to be the wildest fuck of my life, but for the rest of my life, anybody I told it to would call me a liar.

  I could live with that.

  While I rolled the rubber down onto my stiff cock, Rebecca locked the waiting room door. Then she toed off her white shoes and skinned down her pantyhose. She wasn’t even wearing panties underneath!

  Rebecca sat in one of the waiting room chairs. She pulled her short skirt up around her waist and hooked each of her luscious bare legs over a chair arm. Her pussy was the big, bulging kind, with lips that protruded from her slit like a pair of sideways pink tongues. Her clit looked like a tiny cock at the top of her slit. Her pubic hair was trimmed so close that she might as well have been shaved.

  “Eat me,” she said. “Get me good and wet.”

  My brain kept telling me that this whole setup was nuts, but I didn’t care. I got on my knees and put my mouth to her pussy. She had a strong, musky flavor. When I pushed my tongue up inside her slot, she squeezed my head with her soft thighs. I fucked it in and out, feeling her getting wetter inside.

  I hoped she wasn’t going to make me stay down there too long. I knew she wanted her doctor boyfriend to catch us, but I hoped to avoid that situation. My plan was to slip her a quick fuck and then get the hell out—I could definitely live without the physical.

  “Okay, that’s good enough,” she said after a couple of minutes. “Now fuck me. I want you to be balls-deep when Dr. Asshole walks out here.”

  This was it, I thought. I was really going to get to put my dick into this gorgeous nutso babe’s cunt. I stood in front of her chair, leaning over and bending my knees so I could position my dick against her fuckhole. She wrapped her long legs around my back as I pushed my cock into her cunt. Her pussy was surprisingly small inside and incredibly tight. But the combination of my saliva, her pussy juice and the slippery lube on the rubber helped me slide my meat home without too much trouble.

  I rubbed her pussy mound with my thumb while I slid my dick in and out of her love box. I used my other hand to undo a couple of more buttons on her uniform so I could scoop her tits out of her bra. In for a penny, in for a pound, right? Her nipple was plump and stiff.

  “Yeah. Fuck me, fuck me hard,” Rebecca groaned, wiggling around in the chair under me. I knew she was being loud just so the doc would hear us and come charging in. But I was so caught up in the feel of her cunt and the sight of her tits that I didn’t care.

  “You’re not fooling anybody,” came the unseen doctor’s voice from the back room. I could picture him sneering as he said it.

  Rebecca gritted her teeth and called out, “For your information, I’m getting fucked right now by a complete stranger. He’s got a nice, big, hard dick. Come out and see for yourself.”

  Maybe I should have pulled out then and beat a hasty retreat before things turned ugly. I knew I might get cold-cocked with a bedpan from behind at any second, but I couldn’t help myself: I went right on fucking Rebecca’s sweet lovenest. I was determined to enjoy every second of this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

  “Have a little self-respect and be quiet,” the unseen doctor replied. A door slammed.

  Rebecca scowled at me in frustration. That pissed-off sneer of hers put me over the edge. I pushed deep into her pussy and started gushing big gobs of come into my rubber. When I stopped thrusting, Rebecca pushed me off of her body. Bare-legged and barefoot, she tugged me toward the examining room. I was too exhausted and fuck-happy to put up any protest. I tried to put my glistening dick back in my pants, but she slapped my hand away.

  She knocked on a closed door. Her voice dripped with phony sweetness as she said, “Here is your next patient, doctor. He’s here for a physical.”

  The doctor opened the door and looked at me. My still-hard cock stuck out of my zipper, bobbing up and down like it had its own pulse. The full reservoir tip of the rubber looked like a big, white nipple on the end of my prick. I
expected the doctor to lunge at me in a blind rage.

  Instead, he calmly said, “A sperm sample really isn’t necessary for this exam, but come on in.”

  Rebecca’s face turned crimson. I almost expected to see steam shoot from her ears. She growled in frustration and stormed back to the reception counter.

  The doctor closed the door. He turned toward me, holding on to his serious expression for half a second. Then he burst out laughing. “Sorry,” he said, “but I just love to see her get really pissed off every now and then. God almighty, what a woman!”

  I could see the unmistakable bulge of an erection in the front of his pants. He gave my paperwork a glance, signed the bottom, and said, “I’m sure you’re fine. Unless you really want a finger shoved up your ass, you can leave now. Rebecca and I have some making up to do!”

  As I hurried past the front reception counter, all I said to Rebecca was, “I think the doctor is ready for you now.”

  EXTENSION COURSE LEADS TO EXTENSIVE CORNHOLING

  I had wanted to take some night courses for a long time in order to get a better job. But getting motivated to sit behind a desk in a college classroom after working all day is pretty tough. I might have been content to coast along forever in my deadend job, if my boss hadn’t pissed me off.

  I was talking to a couple of my coworkers on the loading dock one day about Karen, my most recent girlfriend, who had the sweetest ass I had ever kissed. This girl was totally into anal sex. She loved having things up her pretty butt––my fingers, my cock or any of the kinky toys that we had accumulated together.

  What she especially liked was having her asshole licked and tongue-fucked. I’ve never known any woman before or since who preferred anilingus to having her pussy eaten, but Karen was one of a kind. She would lie naked on her stomach and I would straddle her back, facing the foot of the bed. That way, I could lean over, spread her buttcheeks wide and expose her pink asshole. I loved the way it flexed open and closed as I ran my tongue around it and probed inside.

  I was describing how good it felt to shove my dick up Karen’s beautiful rear end when my fuckhead boss came up behind me. I didn’t even know he was there until he blurted out, “Here’s an idea, you foul-mouthed fuck-up. If I ever catch you wasting any more time here talking about asses, I’ll put a boot up yours!” Everyone laughed and I felt like complete shit.

  An extension college catalog was in my mailbox when I got home that day. I signed up and two weeks later, I was sitting in a business management class.

  I was between girls at the time—Karen had hooked up with some rich prick—so I was hoping to meet a few potential conquests in class. No dice. Although a few of my fellow students looked okay, none were must-haves. I had resigned myself to devoting all of my attention to nothing more exciting than my studies when the teacher walked in.

  She was the kind of sweet-backed sweetheart that ass fanatics like me dream about. She was in her early thirties with spiky blond hair that looked cute and punky. Her perfectly shaped butt stuck out far enough that the back of her miniskirt didn’t touch the back of her legs when she walked. Her stretchy black leotard top was short enough to show off her flat stomach, where I saw a gold belly-button ring.

  She told us to call her Cindy. I could barely concentrate as she lectured through that first fifty-minute class. I was too busy wondering what she would be like in bed.

  I was sitting in the front row, which made for better viewing. Her black leotard top disguised the fact that she wasn’t wearing a bra, but that illusion vanished when she turned. In profile, the outlines of her nipples and the big curves of her tits became cock-stiffeningly obvious as I went into a daze.

  But it was really her ass that hypnotized me. When Cindy walked back and forth in the front of the room, my eyes locked onto her butt like laser sights. I wanted to bury my face between her cheeks and feast on her asshole. I wanted to stretch it wide and push my hard cock up her rectum. An ass like hers was made for good loving.

  When that first class ended, I lingered at my desk while everyone else filed out I had to say something to Cindy. She was so hot that the risk of getting turned down cold was worth the potential humiliation.

  Before I could say anything, she beat me to it. “How did you like my lecture?” she asked. I knew then that my staring must have been obvious.

  “It was really… informative,” I said.

  She scooted back onto the edge of her desk. “In that case, I’m sure you can tell me my opinion of Adam Smith’s theories.”

  I swallowed hard. “Sure, you said that…” I trailed off. I didn’t have a goddamned clue what to say. Cindy was not making it any easier by gently swinging her luscious legs back and forth, hypnotizing me with the rhythm.

  “Forget it,” she laughed. “I’m just teasing.” Then she surprised the shit out of me by uncrossing her legs and leaving them spread as she sat on her desk. I could see right up under her short pleated skirt to her pussy. She wasn’t wearing panties and I had an unobstructed view of her cuntlips and curlies. She said, “But I’m not all tease.”

  “Really?” was all that I could manage to say.

  “Really,” she replied. She leaned forward and added, “I’ve got a little secret. The reason I’m teaching this crappy night course is because I was fired from my last two jobs at four-year colleges. I just couldn’t keep my hands off the student body.” She smiled.

  Up to that point, I guess you could say that I had a normal, nothing-special sex life. I mean, I did the anal stuff, but the way that I met girls and ended up going to bed with them was basically just your typical dating routine. I thought that girls like Cindy only existed in X-rated movies, but here she was, a flesh-and-blood beauty, and she seemed ready to seduce me right there in the classroom.

  “You want to fuck me?” she asked. “I’ve got a rubber in my purse.”

  I was worried about getting caught if I tried fucking her right there in the school. Also, it was damned weird to find out that Cindy was such a complete slut. I had known girls who were easy, but this was ridiculous.

  Weird as it was, there was no way that I wasn’t going to make the most of this opportunity. I closed and locked the door. She hiked her short skirt up around her waist My dick quickly hardened again at the sight of it.

  I knelt in front of her, my face at just the right height to eat her pussy—and more, if I got what I really wanted. I pushed the backs of her thighs up and spread them wide. Her rosebud asshole came into view below the pink slit of her cuntlips.

  I speared my tongue into her pussy’s opening, then lapped up toward her hooded clit. Cindy was using her fingertips to massage her mound. I sucked on her love-bud a little, then went back down to her fuckhole. My tongue was just inches away from where I wanted to stick it. Going for her anus would spoil the whole mood if Cindy wasn’t into that kind of action—but I had to find out.

  With my hands still holding up her thighs from underneath, I used my thumbs to spread her buttcheeks. In one smooth motion, I glided my tongue-tip down from her pussy slit, across the narrow bridge of smooth skin that separated her holes and around the rim of her asshole.

  “Mmmmm,” Cindy moaned, wiggling her butt a little on the desktop. “You know how to make a girl feel good, don’t you?”

  “You ain’t seen nothing yet,” I answered. I made my tongue into a stiff rod and pushed it inside the smooth, pink muscle of her asshole. She was hot and spicy inside. I glided in and out, in and out, feeling her anus clutch at my tongue like an eager little mouth.

  Cindy’s body seemed to go limp with pleasure. She rolled sideways on the teacher’s desk until she was lying on her stomach and her feet were resting on the floor. That gave me even better access to her asshole. I held her butt open and rooted up and down her crack, making it shine.

  “I want to fuck your asshole,” I said, standing up and undoing my pants. “Do you like taking cocks up your beautiful ass?”

  “Mmm, yeah,” she said. She was massaging
her glistening hole with a finger, as if she couldn’t stand to be neglected now that my tongue wasn’t in it. “This feels so good,” she said. She was so reluctant to stop playing with her ass. “Get the rubber out of my purse.”

  I rummaged through her cluttered purse and found a miniature vibrator in there, which didn’t surprise me. I stuck it in my shirt pocket I then found some condoms, tore open one of the packages and quickly rolled the rubber down my stiff cock.

  I pressed my cockhead against the saliva-slippery ring of her anus. Cindy groaned with pleasure as I pushed my hard cock inside. She clenched down on my prick when I was about two inches in, then relaxed.

  Her rectum soon opened up to grant me deeper passage. I went in slow and easy. When I was all the way in, I held my position for a few seconds. Cindy gave a long, deep groan as we both savored the moment. Then it was time to start fucking.

  Cindy rubbed her pussy’s mound while I fucked in and out of her stitter. I decided to give her something else to think about. I took the mini-vibrator from my pocket and switched it on. Cindy was too far gone in her own world to even notice. I pressed its tip against the skin between her cock-filled asshole and her pussy. That got her attention.

  “Oh my God,” she said, almost weeping with pleasure. I moved the vibrator around to her clit. She snatched it from my hand and went to work on herself. As she inserted it into her wet cunt, I turned my attention back to buggering her butthole. My hands were now free to squeeze her beautiful breasts.

  Cindy cried out with a trembling climax. Her anus spasmed around my cock with so much force that it practically milked out an orgasm from me. I clenched my teeth and grunted as I filled the tip of my rubber with come, gushing out everything I had.

  Cindy hurried off to the restroom to clean up, and I tossed my rubber in the wastepaper basket. I’d fucked her asshole without even kissing her, which was certainly a new experience for me. I guess it’s true what they say about how higher education can broaden a guy’s horizons!