REPAIR TO HER GRAVE
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“That's all?” Ellie questioned. “She seems quite shaken up.”
She was complicating my exit strategy: find the nearest door and scram through it, lickety-split. I rolled my eyes at her to get her to pipe down; the room lurched, spinning a quarter turn.
“The simplest possible explanation is usually correct,” Victor intoned. “ ‘Shaken up,’ is as good a description as any.”
“So I can go?” I slid hastily off the examining table. If it meant getting out of here right now, I’d have hopped off a cliff.
Which, it turned out, was just exactly what getting off that table felt like. Somewhere were my shoes, making contact with the tiled floor. They seemed far away and not entirely reliable as if connected to my body by long, loose rubber bands.
Feets don’t fail me now, I thought earnestly. If I had to, I would take floor-contact on faith.
The way, once upon a time, I’d taken Victor. “Someone would remember if Harriet took the bus,” I told Ellie.
Victor frowned. He feels everyone should keep silent until he finishes giving his opinions. And as he will finish giving his opinions a day or so after his funeral, mostly I ignore him.
But now we were in the land of traumatic head injury where Victor is king and all he surveys is his to command. He’d gotten reeducated for country doctoring, but back in the city Victor was the one you went to after all the other brain surgeons turned pale and began trembling at the very sight of you.
So this time I listened. “Twenty-four hours of bed rest,” he decreed. “Watch for headache, disorientation, and grog-giness.”
Breathing the same air as Victor made me groggy. We’d had a peace treaty for a while, but now Sam was away at college most of the time and without him to run interference for us, Victor and I were about as compatible as flies and fly-swatters. And guess what end of that charming analogy I tended to end up on.
“Great,” I said glumly. It wasn’t enough that I looked like I’d gone nine rounds with a prizefighter. My X rays were clear but my face was a disaster area, and the click in my shoulder had gone silent, probably on account of the swelling.
But I couldn’tlie down. I had things to do: dinner guests.
And Harriet's murder. First, I had to convince Ellie that it had happened. I had a pretty clear idea of how to do that, too; Harriet hadn’t owned much, but she had possessed one thing…
“Well, maybe not actual bed rest,” Victor allowed. “But if you won’t take it easy,” he added sternly, “I’ll admit you to the hospital for forty-eight hours of observation.”
An odd look came into his eye, and I realized he could make good on this threat if he came up with dire enough reasons. Wade might believe Victor, if he sounded sincere; Ellie, too.
And Victor was good at sincere. “I will,” I vowed, “take it easy. Um, and is it okay to put the contact lenses back in?”
Because if I could, Maggie's project might get saved. Victor looked put-upon.
“Oh, I suppose,” he replied waspishly. “It looks bad but the orbital processes were spared, the swelling's minimal, not in the eye at all, and you have no signs of neurological dysfunction.”
Never mind if your face looks like road kill; if you can follow his moving finger with your eyes and touch your nose with your own, you’re good to go. “But why in heaven's name are you participating in amateur-hour science?” he wanted to know.
“Thank you, Victor,” I cut him off. It's yet another of his talents, making me feel like a rebellious child.
Leaving Ellie to settle up at the business desk I made for the exit before he could decide to prescribe a clear liquid diet. Maybe I’d learn later that I’d knocked an essential screw loose and it needed replacing right away, before my brains fell out.
But I doubted it. And I doubted even more that the gleam in his eye had been benevolent, when he realized that if only for an instant there, he’d had me in his power.
Again.
So I was getting the hell out of Dodge.
My name is Jacobia Tiptree and once upon a time I was a hot-shot New York financial expert, a greenback-guru with offices so plush you could lose a small child in the depth of the broadloom on the floor of my consulting area. I was the one rich folks came to for help on the most (to them) important topics in the world:
(A) Getting wealthier, and
(B) Getting even wealthier than that.
Everything was about money. Fallen in love? Break out the prenuptial agreements. Somebody died? The family is frantic not with grief for the dearly departed but because the old skinflint stashed his loot in an unbreakable charitable remainder trust.
Loot being the operative term; most of my clients were so crooked their limousines should’ve flown the Jolly Roger. But I didn’t care, mostly on account of having started out with no loot whatsoever, myself. Until I was a teenager my idea of the lush life was glass in the windows, shoes that fit, and not too much woodsmoke from the cracks in the stove chimney, so I could read.
At fifteen I ran from the relatives who were raising me, trusting in my wits and a benevolent universe to pave my path, which is why it was lucky I turned out to have a few wits about me. Getting through Penn Station I had the sense I’d have been safer in a war zone; men sidled up to me, crooking their fingers, weaving and crooning. In my pale shiny face and hick clothes, lugging a cheap suitcase and in possession of the enormous sum of twenty dollars, I must’ve looked just like all the other fresh young chickens, ready for plucking.
Fortunately, however, all my cousins had been boys. Something about me must have said I knew precisely where to aim my kneecap, and the nasty men skedaddled. Before I knew it (well, a couple of weeks after I hopped off the Greyhound, actually) I was living in a tenement near Times Square where I’d found the best job a girl from my background could imagine: waitress in a Greek diner.
My feet were swollen, my hair stank of fryer grease, and in the first couple of days I learned thirty new ways to buzz off a lurking creep-o. Meager wages and no tips; Ari's Dineraunt wasn’t a tipping kind of place, except on the horses. But it was all-you-could-eat and most of the other girls didn’t enjoy the food. Too foreign, they said, turning up their well-nourished noses.
Which left more for me. Short ribs and stuffed grape leaves, moussaka and lamb stew; ordinarily the owner was tighter with a dime than a wino with a pint of Night Train, but for some reason Ari Kazantzakis thought it was funny to watch me shoving baklava into my mouth.
Maybe it was because he had enough family memories of real hunger to know it when he saw it. Ari had a photo of Ellis Island behind the counter, and one of the Statue of Liberty in his fake-wood-paneled office. The tenement where I lived was just like the one his parents had moved into when they got here. Or exactly the one.
Whatever. Anyway, one day Ari's accountant didn’t show up and the next day they found him floating in the East River, full of bullet holes. Suddenly it wasn’t all sweetmeats and balalaikas at the Dineraunt anymore. More like hand-wringing and sobbing violins until I said I was good at math and that when I wasn’t slinging hash I was taking accounting courses. By then I’d gotten a high school equivalency and talked my way into night school.
I’d figured it was the only way I would ever get near real money, which was true but not in the way I’d expected. Two days later I was carrying a black bag, the one the accountant had been expected to pick up and deliver. That was how I got to know the men at the social club, several of whom later became my clients.
They thought it was hilarious, a skinny-legged girl with big eyes and a hillbilly accent running numbers money. But they didn’t think it was so funny a few weeks later, when every other runner in the city got nabbed in an organized crime crackdown.
All but me. Like I said, I’d had boy cousins, and if there was anything I was good at besides math, it was evasive action. A few years later when I’d finished school, gotten married, begun solo money management, and had a baby, one of the guys from the social club came
to my office.
He wore an Armani suit, a Bahamas tan, and Peruggi shoes. The diamond in his pinky ring was so big you could have used it to anchor a yacht. His expression was troubled; they always were on people with money woes. And this guy's familiar hound-dog face was the saddest that I had ever encountered. But when he saw me behind my big oak desk, he started to laugh.
Me, too. All the way to the bank.
And there you have it: my own personal journey from rags to riches. Victor's another story, not such a pleasant one; first came the hideous coincidence of our having the same uncommon last name. At the time, I regarded this happenstance as serendipity. And I’ll admit I was still full of bliss when our son Sam appeared. But soon enough began the late-night calls from lovelorn student nurses whom I informed, at first gently and later I suppose somewhat cruelly that the object of their affections was married and had a child. And in the end I got fed up with the city, too.
I’d thrived in it but when Sam hit twelve it began devouring him: drugs. Bad companions. And our divorce half killed him. So I chucked it all and bought an old house that needed everything, on Moose Island seven miles off the coast of downeast Maine.
It's quiet: church socials and baked-bean suppers, concerts in the band shell on the library lawn when the weather is warm. There's the Fourth of July in summer, a Salmon Festival in fall, and high school basketball during the school year, of course.
But that's it. Not much happens in Eastport.
Unless you count the occasional mysterious bloody murder.
REPAIR TO HER GRAVE
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