Modern Classics of Science Fiction

by Gardner Dozois

  Aristotle shook his head. “Why did you not show me this before? It would have quieted my doubts.”

  “People have met with misfortune by trying too suddenly to change the ideas of those around them. Like your teacher’s teacher, Sokrates.”

  “That is true, true. What other devices did you bring?”

  I had intended to show my devices at intervals, gradually, but Aristotle was so insistent on seeing them all that I gave into him before he got angry. The little telescope was not powerful enough to show the moons of Jupiter or the rings of Saturn, but it showed enough to convince Aristotle of its power. If he could not see these astronomical phenomena himself, he was almost willing to take my word that they could be seen with the larger telescopes we had in India.

  One day a light-armed soldier galloped up to us in the midst of our discussions in the Precinct of Nymphs. Ignoring the rest of us, the fellow said to Alexander: “Hail, O Prince! The king, your father, will be here before sunset.”

  Everybody rushed around cleaning up the place. We were all lined up in front of the big house when King Philip and his entourage arrived on horseback with a jingle and a clatter, in crested helmets and flowing mantles. I knew Philip by his one eye. He was a big powerful man, much scarred, with a thick curly black beard going gray. He dismounted, embraced his son, gave Aristotle a brief greeting, and said to Alexander:

  “How would you like to attend a siege?”

  Alexander whooped.

  “Thrace is subdued,” said the king, “but Byzantion and Perinthos have declared against me, thanks to Athenian intrigue. I shall give the Perintheans something to think about besides the bribes of the Great King. It is time you smelled blood, youngster; would you like to come?”

  “Yes, yes! Can my friends come too?”

  “If they like and their fathers let them.”

  “O King!” said Aristotle.

  “What is it, spindle-shanks?”

  “I trust thith is not the end of the prince’s education. He has much yet to learn.”

  “No, no; I will send him back when the town falls. But he nears the age when he must learn by doing, not merely by listening to your rarefied wisdom. Who is this?” Philip turned his one eye on me.

  “Zandras of India, a barbarian philothopher.”

  Philip grinned in a friendly way and clapped me on the shoulder. “Rejoice! Come to Pella and tell my generals about India. Who knows? A Macedonian foot may tread there yet.”

  “It would be more to the point to find out about Persia,” said one of Philip’s officers, a handsome fellow with a reddish-brown beard. “This man must have just come through there. How about it, man? Is the bloody Artaxerxes still solid on his throne?”

  “I know little of such matters,” I said, my heart beginning to pound at the threat of exposure. “I skirted the northern-most parts of the Great King’s dominions and saw little of the big cities. I know nothing of their politics.”

  “Is that so?” said Redbeard, giving me a queer look. “We must talk of this again.”

  They all trooped into the big house, where the cook and the serving wenches were scurrying about. During dinner I found myself between Nearchos, Alexander’s little Cretan friend, and a man-at-arms who spoke no Attic. So I did not get much conversation, nor could I follow much of the chatter that went on among the group at the head of the tables. I gathered that they were discussing politics. I asked Nearchos who the generals were.

  “The big one at the king’s right is the Parmenion,” he said, “and the one with the red beard is the Attalos.”

  When the food was taken away and the drinking had begun, Attalos came over to me. The man-at-arms gave him his place. Attalos had drunk a lot of wine already; but, if it made him a little unsteady, it did not divert him.

  “How did you come through the Great King’s domain?” he asked. “What route did you follow?”

  “I told you, to the north,” I said.

  “Then you must have gone through Orchoê.”

  “I –” I began, then stopped. Attalos might be laying a trap for me. What if I said yes and Orchoê was really in the south? Or suppose he had been there and knew all about the place? Many Greeks and Macedonians served the Great King as mercenaries.

  “I passed through many places whose names I never got straight,” I said. “I do not remember if Orchoê was among them.”

  Attalos gave me a sinister smile through his beard. “Your journey will profit you little, if you cannot remember where you have been. Come, tell me if you heard of unrest among the northern provinces.”

  I evaded the question, taking a long pull on my wine to cover my hesitation. I did this again and again until Attalos said: “Very well, perhaps you are really as ignorant of Persia as you profess. Then tell me about India.”

  “What about it?” I hiccupped; the wine was beginning to affect me, too.

  “As a soldier, I should like to know of the Indian art of war. What is this about training elephants to fight?”

  “Oh, we do much better than that.”

  “How so?”

  “We have found that the flesh-and-blood elephant, despite its size, is an untrustworthy war beast because it often takes fright and stampedes back through its own troops. So, the philosophers of Pataliputra make artificial elephants of steel with rapid-fire catapults on their backs.”

  I was thinking in a confused way of the armored war vehicles of my own world. I do not know what made me tell Attalos such ridiculous lies. Partly, I suppose, it was to keep him off the subject of Persia.

  Partly it was a natural antipathy between us. According to history, Attalos was not a bad man, though at times a reckless and foolish one. But it annoyed me that he thought he could pump me by subtle questions, when he was about as subtle as a ton of bricks. His voice and manner said as plainly as words: I am a shrewd, sharp fellow; watch out for me, everybody. He was the kind of man who, if told to spy on the enemy, would don an obviously false beard, wrap himself in a long black cloak, and go slinking about the enemy’s places in broad daylight, leering and winking and attracting as much attention as possible. No doubt, too, he had prejudiced me against him by his alarming curiosity about my past.

  But the main cause for my rash behavior was the strong wine I had drunk. In my own world, I drank very little and so was not used to these carousals.

  Attalos was all eyes and ears at my tale of mechanical elephants. “You do not say!”

  “Yes, and we do even better than that. If the enemy’s ground forces resist the charge of our iron elephants, we send flying chariots, drawn by gryphons, to drop darts on the foe from above.” It seemed to me that never had my imagination been so brilliant.

  Attalos gave an audible gasp. “What else?”

  “Well – ah – we also have a powerful navy, you know, which controls the lower Ganges and the adjacent ocean. Our ships move by machinery, without oars or sails.”

  “Do the other Indians have these marvels too?”

  “Some, but none is so advanced as the Pataliputrans. When we are outnumbered on the sea, we have a force of tame Tritons who swim under the enemy’s ships and bore holes in their bottoms.”

  Attalos frowned. “Tell me, barbarian, how it is that, with such mighty instruments of war, the Palalal – the Patapata – the people of your city have not conquered the whole world?”

  I gave a shout of drunken laughter and slapped Attalos on the back. “We have, old boy, we have! You Macedonians have just not yet found out that you are our subjects!”

  Attalos digested this, then scowled blackly. “You temple-thief! I think you have been making a fool of me! Of me! By Herakles, I ought –”

  He rose and swung a fist back to clout me. I jerked an arm up to guard my face.

  There came a roar of “Attalos!” from the head of the table. King Philip had been watching us.

  Attalos dropped his fist, muttered something like “Flying chariots and tame Tritons, forsooth!” and stumbled back to his o
wn crowd.

  This man, I remembered, did not have a happy future in store. He was destined to marry his niece to Philip, whose first wife Olympias would have the girl and her baby killed after Philip’s assassination. Soon afterwards, Attalos would be murdered by Alexander’s orders. It was on the tip of my tongue to give him a veiled warning, but I forebore. I had attracted enough hostile attention already.

  Later, when the drinking got heavy, Aristotle came over and shooed his boys off to bed. He said to me: “Let uth walk outside to clear our heads, Zandras, and then go to bed, too. These Makedones drink like sponges. I cannot keep up with them.”

  Outside, he said: “The Attalos thinks you are a Persian thpy.”

  “A spy? Me? In Hera’s name, why?” Silently I cursed my folly in making an enemy without any need. Would I never learn to deal with this damned human species?

  Aristotle said: “He thays nobody could pass through a country and remain as ignorant of it as you theem to be. Ergo, you know more of the Persian Empire than you pretend, but wish us to think you have nothing to do with it. And why should you do that, unleth you are yourself a Persian? And being a Persian, why should you hide the fact unleth you are on some hostile mission?”

  “A Persian might fear anti-Persian prejudice among the Hellenes. Not that I am one,” I hastily added.

  “He need not. Many Persians live in Hellas without molestation. Take Artabazos and his sons, who live in Pella, refugees from their own king.”

  Then the obvious alibi came to me, long after it should have. “The fact is I went even farther north than I said. I went around the northern ends of the Caspian and Euxine seas and so did not cross the Great King’s domains save through the Bactrian deserts.”

  “You did? Then why did you not thay tho? If that is true, you have settled one of our hottest geographical disputes: whether the Caspian is a closed thea or a bay of the Northern Ocean.”

  “I feared nobody would believe me.”

  “I am not sure what to believe, Zandras. You are a strange man. I do not think you are a Persian, for no Persian was ever a philothopher. It is good for you that you are not.”

  “Why?”

  “Because I hate Persia!” he hissed.

  “You do?”

  “Yeth. I could list the wrongs done by the Great Kings, but it is enough that they seized my beloved father-in-law by treachery and tortured and crucified him. People like Isokrates talk of uniting the Hellenes to conquer Persia, and Philippos may try it if he lives. I hope he does. However,” he went on in a different tone, “I hope he does it without dragging the cities of Hellas into it, for the repositories of civilization have no busineth getting into a brawl between tyrants.”

  “In India,” said I sententiously, “we are taught that a man’s nationality means nothing and his personal qualities everything. Men of all nations come good, bad, and indifferent.”

  Aristotle shrugged. “I have known virtuouth Persians too, but that monstrouth, bloated empire.… No state can be truly civilized with more than a few thousand citizens.”

  There was no use telling him that large states, however monstrous and bloated he thought them, would be a permanent feature of the landscape from then on. I was trying to reform, not Aristotle’s narrow view of international affairs, but his scientific methodology.

  Next morning King Philip and his men and Aristotle’s six pupils galloped off toward Pella, followed by a train of baggage mules and the boys’ personal slaves. Aristotle said:

  “Let us hope no chance sling-thtone dashes out Alexandros’ brains before he has a chance to show his mettle. The boy has talent and may go far, though managing him is like trying to plow with a wild bull. Now, let us take up the question of atoms again, my dear Zandras, about which you have been talking thuch utter rubbish. First, you must admit that if a thing exists, parts of it must also exist. Therefore there is no thuch thing as an indivisible particle…”

  Three days later, while we were still hammering at the question of atoms, we looked up at the clatter of hooves. Here came Attalos and a whole troop of horsemen. Beside Attalos rode a tall swarthy man with a long gray beard. This man’s appearance startled me into thinking he must be another time traveler from my own time, for he wore a hat, coat, and pants. The mere sight of these familiar garments filled me with homesickness for my own world, however much I hated it when I lived in it.

  Actually, the man’s garb was not that of one from my world. The hat was a cylindrical felt cap with ear flaps. The coat was a brown knee-length garment, embroidered with faded red and blue flowers, with trousers to match. The whole outfit looked old and threadbare, with patches showing. He was a big craggy-looking fellow, with a great hooked nose, wide cheekbones, and deep-set eyes under bushy, beetling brows.

  They all dismounted, and a couple of grooms went around collecting the bridles to keep the horses from running off. The soldiers leaned on their spears in a circle around us.

  Attalos said: “I should like to ask your guest some more philosophical questions, O Aristoteles.”

  “Ask away.”

  Attalos turned, not to me, but to the tall graybeard. He said something I did not catch, and then the man in trousers spoke to me in a language I did not know.

  “I do not understand,” I said.

  The graybeard spoke again, in what sounded like a different tongue. He did this several times, using a different-sounding speech each time, but each time I had to confess ignorance.

  “Now you see,” said Attalos. “He pretends not to know Persian, Median, Armenian, or Aramaic. He could not have traversed the Great King’s dominions from east to west without learning at least one of these.”

  “Who are you, my dear sir?” I asked Graybeard.

  The old man gave me a small dignified smile and spoke in Attic with a guttural accent. “I am Artavazda, or Artabazos as the Hellenes say, once governor of Phrygia but now a poor pensioner of King Philippos.”

  This, then, was the eminent Persian refugee of whom Aristotle had spoken.

  “I warrant he does not even speak Indian,” said Attalos.

  “Certainly,” I said, and started off in English: “Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party. Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth –”

  “What would you call that?” Attalos asked Artavazda.

  The Persian spread his hands. “I have never heard the like. But then, India is a vast country of many tongues.”

  “I was not –” I began, but Attalos kept on:

  “What race would you say he belonged to?”

  “I know not. The Indians I have seen were much darker, but there might be light-skinned Indians for aught I know.”

  “If you will listen, General, I will explain,” I said. “For most of the journey I was not even in the Persian Empire. I crossed through Bactria and went around the north of the Caspian and Euxine seas.”

  “Oh, so now you tell another story?” said Attalos. “Any educated man knows the Caspian is but a deep bay opening into the Ocean River to the north. Therefore you could not go around it. So, in trying to escape, you do but mire yourself deeper in your own lies.”

  “Look here,” said Aristotle. “You have proved nothing of the sort, O Attalos. Ever thince Herodotos there have been those who think the Caspian a closed thea –”

  “Hold your tongue, Professor,” said Attalos. “This is a matter of national security. There is something queer about this alleged Indian, and I mean to find out what it is.”

  “It is not queer that one who comes from unknown distant lands should tell a singular tale of his journey.”

  “No, there is more to it than that. I have learned that he first appeared in a treetop on the farm of the freeholder Diktys Pisandrou. Diktys remembers looking up into the tree for crows before he cast himself down under it to rest. If the Zandras had been in the tree, Diktys would have seen him, as it was not yet fully in leaf. The next instant there was the crash of a body falling i
nto the branches, and Zandras’ staff smote Diktys on the head. Normal mortal men fall not out of the sky into trees.”

  “Perhaps he flew from India. They have marvelous mechanisms there, he tells me,” said Aristotle.

  “If he survives our interrogation in Pella, perhaps he can make me a pair of wings,” said Attalos. “Or better yet, a pair for my horse, so he shall emulate Pegasos. Meanwhile, seize and bind him, men!”

  The soldiers moved. I did not dare submit for fear they would take my gun and leave me defenceless. I snatched up the hem of my tunic to get at my pistol. It took precious seconds to unsnap the safety strap, but I got the gun out before anybody laid a hand on me.

  “Stand back or I will blast you with lightning!” I shouted, raising the gun.

  Men of my own world, knowing how deadly such a weapon can be, would have given ground at the sight of it. But the Macedonians, never having seen one, merely stared at the device and came on. Attalos was one of the nearest.

  I fired at him, then whirled and shot another soldier who was reaching out to seize me. The discharge of the gun produces a lightning-like flash and a sharp sound like a close clap of thunder. The Macedonians cried out, and Attalos fell with a wound in his thigh.

  I turned again, looking for a way out of the circle of soldiers, while confused thoughts of taking one of their horses flashed through my head. A heavy blow in the flank staggered me. One of the soldiers had jabbed me with his spear, but my belt kept the weapon from piercing me. I shot at the man but missed him in my haste.

  “Do not kill him!” screamed Aristotle.

  Some of the soldiers backed up as if to flee; others poised their spears. They hesitated for the wink of an eye, either for fear of me or because Aristotle’s command confused them. Ordinarily they would have ignored the philosopher and listened for their general’s orders, but Attalos was down on the grass and looking in amazement at the hole in his leg.

  As one soldier dropped his spear and started to run, a blow on the head sent a flash of light through my skull and hurled me to the ground, nearly unconscious. A man behind me had swung his spear like a club and struck me on the pate with the shaft.