Empire of Man

by David Weber

  The caravan devolved into an organized frenzy as the Marines prepared to “present” their noble lord to the local monarch. Roger, for his part, rehearsed his speech and checked his pistol, on the assumption that he was equally likely to need either of them.

  “Credentials, credentials,” O’Casey muttered, diving into the packs on the flar-ta called Bertha. Somewhere she had the now much travel-stained, vermillion-sealed documents of Roger’s credibility, along with letters from the King of Q’Nkok and the new council of Voitan, but she hadn’t expected to need them so soon. They’d assumed that they would have to deal first with a functionary just to find shelter, then the king—not the other way around.

  “Snap it, snap it, snap it,” Kosutic chanted subvocally. The change from a tactical formation to one intended for parade had to be made as cleanly and professionally as possible. Any trace of disorder would not only reflect poorly on the Regiment, but would create an opening. If you looked professional, it stopped nine out of ten fights before they started; the tenth, of course, was Voitan.

  The post guide had found a mark, and the squad leaders fell in on her, with their squads in turn falling in behind them. On command, the company—less one squad, which was “tight” on the prince—deployed in a double line facing that of the local guards. The Marines were pitifully few in number, but soon enough the locals would know what that pitiful few had accomplished at a place called Voitan.

  Then let them get ideas.

  Roger looked behind him into the unsmiling blue eyes of Sergeant Nimashet Despreaux.

  “We’ve got to quit meeting like this. People will talk,” he told her, but her demeanor didn’t change.

  “I’m on post, Sir. I’m not supposed to carry on a conversation.”

  “Ah.” Roger turned back to the front and tugged at his braid as Pahner and O’Casey walked up to find him. “Sorry. I’ll put myself on report.”

  “Ready?” Pahner subvocalized over the com.

  “Bravo in position,” Lieutenant Jasco replied almost as quietly.

  “Inner team in position.” Despreaux’s voice was the ghost of a whisper at the back of Roger’s head.

  “Documents,” O’Casey said, handing them to the prince.

  “Then let’s do it, Captain,” Roger said calmly, and hid a silent snort of mental laughter. The presentation ceremony they were about to use was the same one they’d planned and rehearsed for Net-Hauling on Leviathan. The only difference was that the survivors of the company were on a hair trigger, and if anything went wrong he was hitting the deck at about Mach 3. Fifty-eight weapons would turn the square into an abattoir at the slightest sign of threat, and anything he personally might have added to the carnage would be purely inconsequential.

  The group started forward in a slow, hieratic half-step which was used for only two purposes: formal presentations, and funerals. Since Marines did a lot more of the latter than the former, they referred to it as “The Death March,” which, in Roger’s considered opinion, did not bode well in this circumstance.

  The crowd before the throne parted to let them through. It was surprisingly silent; the only sound in the entire square was the slow tap of the humans’ boots and the distant rumble of thunder.

  Roger reached the sticky red stain where the previous petitioner had pled his case and stopped. He bowed deeply and held out the documents as the iron and shit smell of a fresh kill rose around him.

  “Your Majesty, Great Ruler of Marshad and Voice of the People, I, Prince Roger Ramius Sergei Alexander Chiang MacClintock, of the House MacClintock, Heir Tertiary to the Throne of the Empire of Man, greet you in the name of my Imperial Mother, Her Majesty, Empress Alexandra MacClintock, Empress of Man, Queen of the Dawn, and Mistress of the Void.”

  Eleanora took the documents ceremoniously back from him and stepped forward and to the side. Dropping to both knees at the edge of the stairs, she held them out, hoping that one of these glittering idiots would figure out her purpose.

  One of the advisers—a senior one, by the decoration of his horns—trotted down the steps and accepted the documents as Roger continued his speech about the magnificence of Marshad and its ruler, whose name he had yet to find out.

  She backchecked the translation and winced. The program had reversed genders on Empress Alexandra, making her “Emperor Alexander,” which was historically humorous but a pain otherwise. Eleanora locked that description in for this culture (they were never going to know the difference anyway), and checked the other gender settings. Sure enough, the program had reversed gender in the dialect. Fortunately, the translation glitch hadn’t come up yet, so she suppressed a snarl and fixed it, then dumped the patch to the other toots and went back to listening to Roger’s speech.

  “ . . . bring joyous news: Voitan is restored! The Kranolta in all their fury came against us when we entered the fallen city, but that was a grave mistake. Aided by the forces of New Voitan, we defeated them in a terrible battle and destroyed their war host utterly. Even now the foundries and forges of fabled Voitan ring once more with the sound of forming metal! Soon the caravans will come once more on a regular basis. We are the first, but we shall not be the last!”

  The prince paused in a planned break for the expected applause, but there was only a quiet murmur, and even that was almost instantly hushed. Roger was clearly nonplussed by the lack of reaction, but he carried on gamely.

  “We are foreign emissaries on a voyage of exploration, and we are to be met by ships on a distant shore to the northwest. Thus we ask the boon of permission to pass through these lands in peace. We also wish to rest and enjoy the hospitality of your city, and we have brought rich booty from the conquest of the Kranolta which we wish to trade for supplies to continue our journey.”

  He bowed again as the king sat up. The entire company tensed, although an outside observer might have been pardoned for not realizing that it had, as the saffron-clad monarch leaned forward and examined the documents. After a brief, whispered consultation with one of his advisers, concentrating on the letter from the King of Q’Nkok, the monarch clapped his hands in agreement and stood.

  “Welcome, welcome, Your Highness, to the land of Marshad, you and all your brave warriors! We have heard of your exploits in defeating the Kranolta and raising Voitan to its ancient and honorable place! In Our name, Radj Hoomas, King of Marshad, Lord of the Land, We welcome you to Marshad. Rest here as long as you like. A place has been prepared for you and your great warriors, and there shall be a great feast in your honor tonight! So We declare! Let there be merriment and celebration, for the way to Voitan is open once more!”

  CHAPTER FORTY-SIX

  “I don’t think I understand your reasoning, Sir.” Lieutenant Jasco shook his head and gestured around the sumptuous quarters the officers had been given. “They;ve certainly been friendly enough.”

  “So is a spider, Lieutenant,” Pahner replied. “Right before it eats a fly.”

  The room was paneled in blond wood, the pale grain cut to expose abstract swirls. The floor was covered in cushions a shade or two darker than the wood, most of them piled to one side, and the single window revealed a breathtaking view of the city and the river, with a glimpse of Pasule and the vast stretch of cultivated land beyond.

  All in all, it was a pleasant place. Now if they could just decide whether or not it was a prison.

  “We’ve been dealing with Mardukans for a while now,” Roger said. “They’re not the gentlest people in the galaxy, but they have more regard for life than we saw this morning.”

  “Roger is correct,” O’Casey said. “This town, the whole local culture, appears atypical. And the focus of that would seem to be Radj Hoomas.” She fingered the silken cover of the pillow on which she sat. “Dianda. Everywhere you look, you see this flaxsilk. All the fields, throughout the citadel. I bet if we peeked behind doorways, we’d find that everyone is weaving the stuff.”

  “Well, okay,” Jasco said. “But that doesn’t necessarily mean there’
s anything wrong. There have been plenty of societies where everyone was a weaver, or whatever. It doesn’t make this culture evil.”

  “No, but it does make it dangerous,” Pahner said definitively. “We need to back off from thinking like Marines and start thinking like bodyguards again.”

  Cord nodded in a gesture he’d picked up from the humans.

  “A monarch like this Radj cares only about himself and his needs. And this atul has obviously been in power long enough to put his stamp on the entire kingdom.”

  Pahner nodded back at the shaman and looked at Kosutic.

  “What are the major assassination methods?”

  “You think he’s going to try to assassinate Prince Roger, Sir?” Jasco asked. “Why?”

  “Maybe not Roger,” the sergeant major rasped, “but if he thinks there’s some profit to be made from killing the guards and taking Roger hostage, he might try.” She looked at the ceiling and began ticking methods off. “Poison, bomb, hand, knife, smart-bot, close-shot, long-shot, heavy weapon, weapons of mass destruction.”

  “This society has hand, poison, and knife,” Pahner said. “So we need to concentrate on those.”

  “We already have analyzers,” Roger pointed out, “they’ll pick up poisons.”

  “If they come at us with swords, we respond with guns,” Jasco said.

  “And if they come at you with knives?” the sergeant major asked with a grim smile. “En masse, from every side? What then, Lieutenant?”

  “Exactly.” Pahner turned to O’Casey. “You’re going to be handling point on the negotiations again. Make sure they’re aware that Roger has to have,” he paused and thought for a moment, “seven guards at all times. Seven is a mystic number to us humans. Not to be trifled with. So sorry if that’s a problem.”

  “Okay,” Eleanora said, making a note on her toot.

  “I don’t trust him as far as I could throw Patty,” Roger said.

  “Why not, Your Highness?” Jasco asked, perhaps just a trifle more dismissively than he really ought to have spoken to the Heir Tertiary to the Throne of Man. “They’ve given us everything we wanted on a silver platter, and no wonder. I mean, obviously, they’re happy they’ll be getting the Voitan trade back. Look at the slums we passed through on the way up.”

  “That’s exactly why,” Roger said quietly. “Look, I might have been a clotheshorse. Well, still am,” he amended with a chuckle, looking down at his stained chameleon uniform. “But,” he continued seriously, “it wasn’t the same as this place. Right down the hill from us there’s crushing poverty. In case you didn’t notice, most of those kids were literally starving. And the guy who should be working on fixing that is sitting on his ass at the top of the heap, sucking on fruit, having his horns inlaid, and cutting peasants’ heads off. And there are all these fields where food could be grown, but it isn’t. They’re being planted in flaxsilk. So the people are starving, and I don’t think that that’s the farmers’ plan. I think it’s the plan of the son-of-a-bitch we’re about to have a ‘Victory Dinner’ with.” The prince’s jaw flexed in anger, and his nostrils twitched as if they’d scented something foul. “So that, Lieutenant, is why I don’t trust that Borgia son-of-a-bitch.”

  “Seven guards, Chief of Staff, Sergeant Major,” Pahner said emphatically. “Fully armed. Especially at this ‘Victory Party.’ And extra especially,” he added dryly, “after all the trouble ‘our friend’ the monarch went to making sure we came here.”

  “Yeah,” Roger said. “A ‘tinker.’”

  “You caught that, too?” Eleanora observed with a smile.

  “I wonder what he really is?”

  “You succeeded, Kheder Bijan,” the king observed. He took a nibble out of a kate fruit and tossed the remainder on the floor. “Congratulations, ‘Scout.’”

  “Thank you, O King,” the commander of the Royal Scouts replied. The Scouts actually did some scouting, especially when meeting with the informants they maintained among the surrounding tribes, but he was in fact the commander of the Marshad secret police.

  “Once again you have avoided having your head lopped off,” the monarch added with a grunt of humor. “One of these days, you won’t be so lucky. That day will be a great pleasure to me. A day of comfort.”

  “I live to serve, O King.” The spy knew he was on the edge of the knife, but that was what gave the role spice.

  “Of course you do.” The king gave a disbelieving chuckle. “It is a well-known fact, is it not?”

  He turned to the commander of the Royal Guard. The commander had been nothing more than a common mercenary before being given his position, and the king had been careful to ensure that plenty of hatred was directed at him. It was one way to ensure the Guard’s total loyalty, for if the king fell, so would the Guard.

  “We will continue with the original plan.”

  “Yes, O King,” the guard commander replied with a brief glance of fury at the spy. “The forces are at your command.”

  “Of course they are,” he whispered. “And with Our mighty army and the power of these humans, We shall rule the world!”

  Roger took another bite of the spiced meat. He’d run an analyzer over it and gotten all the usual warnings about alkaloids, but it wasn’t poisonous. It just tasted that way.

  The locals used a spice that tasted exactly like rancid fennel, and it was apparently wildly popular, because it was in every dish. Roger picked a bit of the purple leaf off the meat and checked. Yep, that was it. He surreptitiously spat, trying to get the rotten taste out of his mouth, then gave up. At least there were only fourteen more courses to go.

  The diners were seated on cushions, arranged in pairs and trios around low, three-legged tables. The courses were borne in by silent servants, and the empty platters were borne back out picked over or finished off. Most of the diners were members of the Marshad court, but there were also some representatives from other city-states. They were neither exactly ambassadors nor simple visitors, but seemed to occupy some place in between.

  Roger was seated with two such representatives near the king. He had initially engaged them in desultory conversation, but they’d rapidly dropped into a complex discussion of trading futures that drifted first out of Roger’s interest, and eventually out of the local dialect. Since then, the prince had occupied himself picking at his food and observing the dinner party.

  He looked over at Pahner. The captain was seated on a cushion, legs crossed as if he’d been born to this society, calmly chewing and swallowing the horrible food and nodding as if he actually heard every word his seat mate was saying. As always, the Marine was the perfect diplomat, and Roger sighed. He was never going to be that good.

  Eleanora had stopped eating after only a couple of mouthfuls, but she could excuse that on the basis of the steady conversation she’d been maintaining with both her table mates. The chief of staff was doing her usual job of probing every nuance of the local culture, dissecting it as a biologist would dissect an invertebrate.

  He didn’t look over his shoulder, but he knew the Marines were standing at the ready. They lined the wall at his back, weapons at low port and ready for instant use if it dropped in the pot.

  He felt mildly naked without the additional presence of Cord, but the shaman lacked the nanites of his human companions and was still recovering from the terrible shrapnel wounds he’d taken in Voitan. Whatever might happen, the shaman would have to ride it out from a pile of cushions in the visitors’ quarters.

  Everyone was still as nervous as cats in a roomful of float-chairs. Including, unless he was much mistaken, Radj Hoomas.

  The king sat at the head of the room, with his back to the large double doors leading into one of his many throne rooms. He was surrounded, literally, by guards and hard to observe through the obscurement of the armored behemoths. From what Roger could see of him, however, he, too, was picking at his food, speaking occasionally with the armored commander seated beside him and glancing nervously around the room.
It might be a victory party, but the host didn’t look very victorious.

  “The Prince isn’t eating!” the king whispered angrily.

  “He’s eaten enough,” Mirzal Pars responded. The old mercenary clapped his hands and grunted in humor. “They’re so smart, but they don’t even recognize miz poison. It may be tasteless, but you can see the leaves clearly. Everyone knows about it . . . except these humans.” He grunted another laugh.

  “But will it be enough?” Radj Hoomas demanded. The plan had to be executed flawlessly, for the power of these humans was terrifying to contemplate. Holding onto it would be like holding an atul by the tail.

  “It will be enough. They’ve all eaten more than a large enough dose. If we withhold the antidote, they’ll die within a day.”

  “And the guards are ready?”

  “Assuredly,” the commander chuckled. “They look forward to it.”

  CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN

  The celebration had moved into the throne room, where the king presided over the conversation swirling around him from his throne. Much of the court had excused itself after the dinner, pleading the excuse of work to complete, and the majority of the room was sparsely filled with the prince’s party and the representatives from the surrounding city-states.

  Eleanora sipped from a cup of warm, flat water and squinted at the representative from Pasule.

  “The king is the sole landowner?” she asked incredulously. Even in the most despotic regimes in Earth’s history, power had been more diffuse than that.

  “Yes. Radj Hoomas owns not only the agricultural land, but all of the buildings of the town, and all of the houses of the Council outside the city wall.” The representative, Jedal Vel, was short for a Mardukan, but he still towered over the chief of staff. She’d ended up talking exclusively to him after finding him a mine of information. The “simple trader” from Pasule was a student not only of commerce, but of government and history. He was, naturally, biased towards Pasule’s oligarchical form of government, but having Marshad as a horrible counterexample would tend to do that.