Mary Poppins in the Park mp-4

by P. L. Travers

  "Dothing!" he said in a horrid voice. He was not going to share the cat with her. She had had enough fun in the Park.

  "I only asked," she protested mildly.

  He knew she was trying to be kind and something inside him wanted to melt. But his crossness would not let it.

  "Ad I odly adswered!" he retorted.

  Mary Poppins looked at him. He knew that look and he guessed what was coming, but he felt too tired to care.

  "You," she remarked in a chilly voice, "can answer questions in bed. Spit-spot and in you go — and kindly close the door!"

  Her eyes bored into him like gimlets as he stalked away to the night nursery and kicked the door to with a bang.

  The steam-kettle bubbled beside his bed, sending out fragrant whiffs of balsam. But he turned his nose away on purpose and put his head under the blankets.

  "Dothing dice ever happeds to be," he grumbled to his pillow.

  But it offered its cool white cheek in silence as if it had not heard.

  He gave it a couple of furious thumps, burrowed in like an angry rabbit, and immediately fell asleep.

  A moment later — or so it seemed — he woke to find the morning sun streaming in upon him.

  "What day is today, Mary Poppins?" he shouted.

  "Thursday," she called from the next room. Her voice, he thought, was strangely polite.

  The camp-bed groaned as she sprang out. He could always tell what she was doing simply by the sound — the clip-clip of hooks and eyes, the swish of the hairbrush, the thump of her shoes and the rattle of the starched apron as she buttoned it round her waist. Then came a moment of solemn silence as she glanced approvingly at the mirror. And after that a hurricane as she whisked the others out of bed.

  "May I get up, too, Mary Poppins?"

  She answered "Yes!", to his surprise, and he scrambled out like lightning in case she should change her mind.

  His new sweater — navy blue with three red fir-trees — was lying on the chair. And for fear she would stop him wearing it, he dragged it quickly over his head and swaggered in to breakfast.

  Jane was buttering her toast.

  "How's your cold?" she enquired.

  He gave an experimental sniff.

  "Gone!" He seized the milk jug.

  "I knew it would go," she said, smiling. "That's what I wished on the star last night."

  "Just as well you did," he remarked. "Now you've got me to play with."

  "There are always the Twins," she reminded him.

  "Not the same thing at all," he said. "May I have some more sugar, Mary Poppins?"

  He fully expected her to say "No!" But, instead, she smiled serenely.

  "If you want it, Michael," she replied, with the ladylike nod she reserved for strangers.

  Could he believe his ears, he wondered? He hurriedly emptied the sugar bowl in case they had made a mistake.

  "The post has come!" cried Mrs. Banks, bustling in with a package. "Nothing for anyone but Michael!"

  He tore apart the paper and string. Aunt Flossie had sent him a cake of chocolate!

  "Nut milk — my favourite!" he exclaimed, and was just about to take a bite when there came a knock at the door.

  Robertson Ay shuffled slowly in.

  "Message from Mrs. Brill," he yawned. "She's mixed a sponge cake, she says, and would like him to scrape the bowl!" He pointed a weary finger at Michael.

  Scrape the cake-bowl! What a treat! And as rare as unexpected!

  "I'm coming right away!" he shouted, stuffing the chocolate into his pocket. And, feeling rather bold and daring, he decided to slide down the banisters.

  "The very chap I wanted to see!" cried Mr. Banks, as Michael landed. He fumbled in his waistcoat pocket and handed his son a shilling.

  "What's that for?" demanded Michael. He had never had a shilling before.

  "To spend," said Mr. Banks solemnly, as he took his bowler hat and bag and hurried down the path.

  Michael felt very proud and important. He puffed out his chest in a lordly way and clattered down to the kitchen.

  "Good — is it, dearie?" said Mrs. Brill, as he tasted the sticky substance.

  "Delicious," he said, smacking his lips.

  But before he had time for another spoonful a well-known voice floated in from the Lane.

  "All hands on deck! Up with the anchor! For I'm bound for the Rio Grande!"

  It was Admiral Boom, setting out for a walk.

  Upon his head was a black hat, painted with skull-and-crossbones — the one he had taken from a pirate chief in a desperate fight off Falmouth.

  Away through the garden Michael dashed to get a look at it. For his dearest hope was that some day he, too, would have such a hat.

  "Heave her over!" the Admiral roared, leaning against the front gate and lazily mopping his brow.

  The autumn day was warm and misty. The sun was drawing into the sky the rain that had fallen last night.

  "Blast my gizzard!" cried Admiral Boom, fanning himself with his hat. "Tropical weather that's what it is — it oughtn't to be allowed. The Admiral's hat is too hot for the Admiral. You take it, messmate, till I come back. For away I'm bound to go — oho! — 'cross the wide Missouri!"

  And spreading his handkerchief over his head, he thrust the pirate's hat at Michael and stamped away, singing.

  Michael clasped the skull-and-crossbones. His heart hammered with excitement as he put the hat on his head.

  "I'll just go down the Lane," he said, hoping that everybody in it would see him wearing the treasure. It banged against his brow as he walked and wobbled whenever he looked up. But nevertheless, behind each curtain — he was sure — there lurked an admiring eye.

  It was not until he was nearly home that he noticed Miss Lark's dogs. They had thrust their heads through the garden fence and were looking at him in astonishment. Andrew's tail gave a well-bred wag, but Willoughby merely stared.

  "Luncheon!" trilled Miss Lark's voice.

  And as Willoughby rose to answer the summons he winked at Andrew and sniggered.

  "Can he be laughing at me?" thought Michael. But he put the idea aside as ridiculous and sauntered up to the nursery.

  "Do I have to wash my hands, Mary Poppins? They're quite clean," he assured her.

  "Well, the others, of course, have washed theirs — but you do as you think best!"

  At last she realised, he thought, that Michael Banks was no ordinary boy. He could wash or not, as he thought best, and she hadn't even told him to take off his hat! He decided to go straight in to luncheon.

  "Now, away to the Park," said Mary Poppins, as soon as the meal was over. "If that is convenient for you, Michael?" She waited for his approval.

  "Oh, perfickly convenient!" He gave a lordly wave of his hand. "I think I shall go to the swings."

  "Not to the Lake?" protested Jane. She wanted to look at Neleus.

  "Certainly not!" said Mary Poppins. "We shall do what Michael wishes!"

  And she stood aside respectfully as he strutted before her through the gate.

  The soft bright mist still rose from the grass, blurring the shapes of seats and fountains. Bushes and trees seemed to float in the air. Nothing was like its real self until you were close upon it.

  Mary Poppins sat down on a bench, settled the perambulator beside her and began to read a book. The children dashed away to the playground.

  Up and down on the swings went Michael, with the pirate's hat bumping against his eyes. Then he took a ride on the spinning-jenny and after that, the loop. He couldn't turn somersaults, like Jane, for fear of dropping the hat. "What next?" he thought, feeling rather bored. Everything possible, he felt, had happened to him this morning. Now there was nothing left to do.

  He wandered back through the weaving mist and sat beside Mary Poppins. She gave him a small, preoccupied smile, as though she had never seen him before, and went on reading her book. It was called Everything a Lady Should Know.

  Michael sighed, to attract her att
ention.

  But she did not seem to hear.

  He kicked a hole in the rainy grass.

  Mary Poppins read on.

  Then his eye fell on her open handbag which was lying on the seat. Inside it was a handkerchief, and beneath the handkerchief a mirror and beside the mirror her silver whistle.

  He gazed at it with envious eyes. Then he glanced at Mary Poppins. There she was, still deep in her book. Should he ask her again for a loan of the whistle? She seemed to be in the best of humours — not a cross word the whole day long.

  But was the humour to be relied on? Suppose he asked and she said no!

  He decided not to risk asking, but just to take the whistle. It was only borrowing, after all. He could put it back in a minute.

  Quick as a fish his hand darted, and the whistle was in his trouser-pocket.

  Round behind the bench he hurried, feeling the silver shape against him. He was just about to take it out when something small and bright ran past him.

  "I believe that's the cat I saw last night!" said Michael to himself.

  And, indeed, it was one and the same. The same black-and-yellow coat shone in the sunny mist, more like dapples of light and shadow than ordinary fur. And about its neck was the same gold collar.

  The cat glanced up invitingly, smiling the same mysterious smile, and padded lightly on.

  Michael darted after it, in and out of the patches of mist that seemed to grow thicker as he ran.

  Something fell with a chink at his feet.

  "My shilling!" he cried, as he bent to retrieve it. He searched among the steaming grasses, turning over the wet blades, feeling under the clover. Not here! Not there! Where could it have gone?

  "Come on!" said a soft, inviting voice. He looked round quickly. To his surprise there was nobody near — except the smiling cat.

  "Hurry!" cried the voice again.

  It was the cat who had spoken.

  Michael sprang up. It was no use hunting, the shilling had gone. He hurried after the voice.

  The cat smiled and rubbed against his legs as he caught it up. The steaming vapour rose up from the earth, wrapping them both around. And before them stood a wall of mist almost as thick as a cloud.

  "Take hold of my collar," the cat advised. Its voice was no more than a soft mew, but it held a note of command.

  Michael felt a twinge of excitement. Something new was happening! He bent down obediently and clasped the band of gold.

  "Now, jump!" the cat ordered. "Lift your feet!"

  And holding the golden collar tightly, Michael sprang into the mist.

  "Whee — ee — ee!" cried a rushing wind in his ears. The sunny cloud was sweeping past him and all around him was empty space. The only solid things in the world were the shining band round the cat's neck and the hat on his own head.

  "Where on earth are we going?" Michael gasped.

  At the same moment the mist cleared. His feet touched something firm and shiny. And he saw that he stood on the steps of a palace — a palace made of gold.

  "Nowhere on earth," replied the cat, pressing a bell with its paw.

  The doors of the palace opened slowly. Sweet music came to Michael's ears and the sight he beheld quite dazzled him.

  Before him lay a great gold hall, blazing with plumes of light. Never, in his richest dreams, had Michael imagined such splendour. But the grandeur of the palace was as nothing compared to the brilliance of its inhabitants. For the hall was full of cats.

  There were cats playing fiddles, cats playing flutes, cats on trapezes, cats in hammocks; cats juggling with golden hoops, cats dancing on the tips of their toes; cats turning somersaults; cats chasing tails and cats merely lolling about daintily licking their paws.

  Moreover, they were tortoiseshell cats, all of them dappled with yellow and black; and the light in the hall seemed to come from their coats, for each cat shone with its own brightness.

  In the centre, before a golden curtain, lay a pair of golden cushions. And on these reclined two dazzling creatures, each wearing a crown of gold. They leaned together, paw in paw, majestically surveying the scene.

  "They must be the King and Queen," thought Michael.

  To one side of this lordly pair stood three very young cats. Their fur was as smooth and bright as sunlight, and each had a chaplet of yellow flowers perched between the ears. Round about them were other cats who looked like courtiers — for all were wearing golden collars and ceremoniously standing on their hind legs.

  One of these turned and beckoned to Michael.

  "Here he is, Your Majesty!" He bowed obsequiously.

  "Ah," said the King, with a stately nod. "So glad you've turned up at last! The Queen and I and our three daughters" — he waved his paw at the three young cats—"have been expecting you!"

  Expecting him! How flattering! But, of course, no more than his due.

  "May we offer you a little refreshment?" asked the Queen, with a gracious smile.

  "Yes, please!" said Michael eagerly. In such a graceful environment there would surely be nothing less than jelly — and probably ice cream!

  Immediately three courtier cats presented three golden platters. On one lay a dead mouse, on the second a bat, and the third held a small raw fish.

  Michael felt his face fall. "Oh no! thank you!" he said, with a shudder.

  "First Yes Please and then No Thank You! Which do you mean?" the King demanded.

  "Well, I don't like mice!" protested Michael. "And I never eat bats or raw fish either."

  "Don't like mice?" cried a hundred voices, as the cats all stared at each other.

  "Fancy!" exclaimed the three Princesses.

  "Then perhaps you would care for a little milk?" said the Queen, with a queenly smile.

  At once a courtier stood before him with milk in a golden saucer.

  Michael put out his hands to take it.

  "Oh, not with your paws!" the Queen implored him. "Let him hold it while you lap!"

  "But I can't lap!" Michael protested. "I haven't got that kind of tongue."

  "Can't lap!" Again the cats regarded each other. They seemed quite scandalised.

  "Fancy!" the three Princesses mewed.

  "Well," said the Queen hospitably, "a little rest after your journey!"

  "Oh, it wasn't much of a journey," said Michael. "Just a big jump and here we were! It's funny," he went on, thoughtfully, "I've never seen this palace before — and I'm always in the Park! It must have been hidden behind the trees."

  "In the Park?"

  The King and Queen raised their eyebrows. So did all the courtiers. And the three Princesses were so overcome that they took three golden fans from their pockets and hid their smiles behind them.

  "You're not in the Park now, I assure you. Far from it!" the King informed him.

  "Well, it can't be very far," said Michael. "It only took me a minute to get here."

  "Ah!" said the King. "But how long is a minute?"

  "Sixty seconds!" Michael replied. Surely, he thought, a King should know that!

  "Your minutes may be sixty seconds, but ours are about two hundred years."

  Michael smiled at him amiably. A King, he thought, must have his joke.

  "Now tell me," continued the King blandly, "did you ever hear of the Dog Star?"

  "Yes," said Michael, very surprised. What had the Dog Star to do with it? "His other name is Sirius."

  "Well, this," said the King, "is the Cat Star. And its other name is a secret. A secret, may I further add, that is only known to cats."

  "But how did I get here?" Michael enquired. He was feeling more and more pleased with himself. Think of it — visiting a star! That didn't happen to everyone.

  "You wished," replied the King calmly.

  "Did I?" He couldn't remember it.

  "Of course you did!" the King retorted.

  "Last night!" the Queen reminded him.

  "Looking at the first star!" the courtiers added firmly.

  "Which hap
pened," said the King, "to be ours. Read the Report, Lord Chamberlain!"

  An elderly cat, in spectacles and a long gold wig, stepped forward with an enormous book.

  "Last night," he read out pompously, "Michael Banks, of Number Seventeen, Cherry Tree Lane — a little house on the planet Earth — gave expression to three wishes."

  "Three?" cried Michael. "I never did!"

  "Shush!" warned the King. "Don't interrupt."

  "Wish Number One," the Lord Chamberlain read, "was that he could have some luck!"

  A memory stirred in Michael's mind. He saw himself on the window-seat, gazing up at the sky.

  "Oh, now I remember!" he agreed. "But it wasn't very important."

  "All wishes are important!" The Lord Chamberlain looked at him severely.

  "Well — and what happened?" the King enquired. "I presume the wish came true?"

  Michael reflected. It had been a most unusual day, full of all kinds of luck.

  "Yes, it did!" he admitted cheerfully.

  "In what way?" asked the King. "Do tell us!"

  "Well," began Michael, "I scraped the cake-bowl—"

  An elderly cat stepped forward

  "Scraped the cake-bowl?" the cats repeated. They stared as though he were out of his wits.

  "Fancy!" the three Princesses purred.

  The King wrinkled his nose in disgust. "Some people have strange ideas of luck! But do continue, please!"

  Michael straightened his shoulders proudly. "And then — because it was hot, you know — the Admiral let me borrow this hat!" What would they say to that? he wondered. They would surely be green with envy.

  But the cats merely flicked their tails and silently gazed at the skull-and-crossbones.

  "Well, everyone to his own taste," said the King after a pause. "The question is — is it comfortable?"

  "Er — not exactly," Michael admitted. For the hat did not fit him anywhere. "It's rather heavy," he added.

  "H'm!" the King murmured. "Well, please go on!"

  "Then Daddy gave me a shilling this morning. But I lost it in the grass."

  "How much use is a lost shilling?" The way the King put the question, it sounded like a conundrum.

  Michael wished he had been more careful.

  "Not much," he said. Then he brightened up.

  "Oh — and Aunt Flossie sent me a bar of chocolate."