Down Among the Dead Men

by Peter Lovesey

  “I hope you locked away your jewellery somewhere really safe, ma’am,” Diamond said, for his own amusement. “You’re chancing it, leaving Bath while this gang is operating.”

  She puffed herself up. “In the first place, I don’t live in a country mansion, and in the second I don’t go in for expensive jewellery. The only valuables I have are personal items of no market value whatsoever.”

  “I expect you’ve won a few silver cups in your time.”

  “You noticed my clubs, then. It’s a hobby. I don’t win things. There might be the chance of a round where we’re going. Do you play, Peter?”

  “Not my game at all.”

  “You go in for mind games, don’t you? Pulling the wool over the eyes of your superiors. Superior in rank, not necessarily in guile. Can you swim?”

  “If necessary, yes.”

  “Not from choice? You don’t go looking for opportunities to demonstrate your freestyle?”

  “I’m a breaststroker.”

  A volley of laughter escaped her as if she was a fourteen-year-old. “Find me a man who isn’t.”

  Georgina in this skittish mood was a revelation, and not one he enjoyed. A foretaste of dreadful days to come? He didn’t want to get chummy. He preferred her talking to him through the steel mesh barrier of rank.

  “The reason I mentioned swimming,” she added, “is that you may get the chance of a dip, the place we’re going.”

  She made it sound like an invitation to sex. He would have told her he hadn’t packed his shorts, but on present form she’d have an orgasm. Instead he said, “I dare say we’ll be busy with other things.”

  “Possibly.” He’d given her the chance to volunteer something about the purpose of the trip, but she wasn’t playing. With the talk of golf and swimming, he was beginning to wonder if the so-called mission was genuine police business at all. Could Georgina have flipped?

  While they skirted Salisbury by way of Wilton, she pulled down the sun visor and adjusted the vanity mirror so that she could look at him without turning round. Was she just enjoying the power she had over him or did she think she was seducing him? She was humming some tune to herself.

  Through all this, their driver remained silent, robotic, as he was trained to be. What he would tell his mates back in Bath when he was off duty was cause for alarm. Manvers Street was a rumour factory.

  They picked up the A36 again and continued southwards along a dual carriageway through open country.

  Finally, Georgina put an end to the waiting game. “We’ll be based in Chichester. Do you know it?”

  He was cool, as if he’d known all along. “Not really. I visited a couple of times a while back, that’s all.”

  “Sussex police requested my help. When I say ‘Sussex police’ I mean a former colleague, Archie Hahn. And when I say ‘my help’ I mean precisely that. We went through staff college together and got on rather well. They set us various aptitude tests and command tasks, such as getting across a wide stream using two planks and a barrel and Archie always knew exactly what to do. A brilliant man.”

  Diamond found it hard to imagine Georgina crossing a stream with two planks and a barrel. Whoever Archie was, he was a man to be reckoned with.

  “Commander Hahn now. We haven’t kept in touch, but I evidently made an impression on him because he thought of me when they had this spot of bother that needs attention from outside their own force. It’s a police matter and they want it sorted by police, rather than putting it to the IPCC.”

  “What’s the spot of bother?”

  “He hasn’t explained yet.”

  “It’s got to be serious if he can’t deal with it himself.”

  “So one presumes. I’ll find out this evening. He’s taking me for a meal at Raymond Blanc’s.”

  Bully for you, Diamond thought. “Does he know you’re not alone?”

  “You’re wondering if you’re invited? Sorry, Peter, but he doesn’t know about you. You’re my secret weapon.”

  “That’s a first for me.”

  “So I suggest you come to my room when I’m back from my dinner date and I’ll bring you up to speed.”

  “Are we staying in the same place?”

  “Oh, I’ll make sure of that.”

  “Did you book us in somewhere?”

  “No, I left that to Archie.”

  “But he doesn’t know there are two of us. He’ll only have booked one room.”

  She smiled into the mirror. “Don’t fret, Peter. These days almost all the rooms are doubles. I’ll squeeze you in one way or another.”

  7

  Georgina’s reservation was at the Ship Hotel in North Street, Chichester. Elegant was the word for the building, in the Georgian style familiar to Bathonians.

  Diamond and the driver lifted out the pink suitcases and other items and followed the boss inside. The receptionist greeted Georgina, asked for her name, checked the computer, looked up from the screen at the trio in front of her and said without blinking that the reservation appeared to be for one guest, and was that correct?

  “Is another room available?” Georgina asked, and she didn’t blink either.

  The receptionist said she would check.

  Diamond said at once, “If it’s difficult I don’t mind staying somewhere else.”

  “That would not be convenient,” Georgina said without a glance in his direction.

  A room on the second floor was found and Diamond signed in and was given his key.

  “Which is it? I’ll need to know the number,” Georgina said.

  Their driver took this as the cue to leave them to it. He said if he wasn’t needed any longer, he’d return to Bath. He didn’t say what he would tell Bath about the goings-on in Chichester.

  * * *

  Not wishing for hotel food, Diamond went exploring that evening and found a pub serving burgers and chips. Chichester wasn’t a total write-off, he told Paloma on the phone after he’d eaten.

  “Chichester? That’s a relief. Not so far as you feared.”

  “A couple of hours by road. If I had my car, I’d be home by now, sleeping in my own bed tonight.”

  “Better not. She’ll think you’ve taken fright and deserted. Do you know any more about the job yet?”

  “Not really.” He told her as much as he knew about Archie Hahn, the police college friend, and the request for Georgina’s assistance. “It could be just an excuse for them to get together again. She brought her golf clubs with her and enough clothes for a fashion show. He’s taken her to some fancy restaurant tonight.”

  “Weren’t you included?”

  “The bloke doesn’t even know I’m here.”

  “She wouldn’t have asked you to come if it was only about linking up with a former boyfriend. There’s got to be more to it.”

  “I should find out later. She wants to see me in her room when she gets back.”

  “What for? The woman’s insatiable.”

  He let it pass. If Paloma had heard some of the stuff that had been said in the car she wouldn’t be joking. “Don’t you worry. I’ll keep my distance.”

  His room had a view across the roofs to the cathedral spire, floodlit by night. After an hour or so of reality television he sat by the window looking at pigeons and waiting for the call from Georgina. He assumed it would come about ten.

  He was still there at eleven. The pigeons were all roosting.

  At eleven thirty he decided she’d forgotten. The reunion with her old college friend must have put everything else out of her mind. No point in waiting up indefinitely.

  He was in the bathroom brushing his teeth when the call came at twenty to midnight. He let it ring. The ringing continued. He pictured Georgina, phone in hand, cursing him. He could lift the phone and cut the call, but she wouldn’t give up. She’d ring again. In t
ime she would come knocking on his door.

  This time he picked the thing up.

  “Peter?”

  “Yes.”

  “It’s a little later than I intended. Archie wouldn’t tell me anything over dinner because it was too public, so we went for a drive to West Wittering and had a moonlit stroll along the beach. There was a lot to catch up on. Are you decent?”

  “Am I ever? Depends what you mean.”

  “Dressed.”

  “Not entirely.”

  “Slight change of plan, then. Don’t come to my room. We’re making a six thirty start in the morning. Off to the Isle of Wight.”

  “What for?”

  “Tell you tomorrow, I’ll arrange for an early call for us both, but set your alarm as well, just in case. The sea air seems to have made me drowsy—or perhaps it was the wine. I’ll sleep like a baby.”

  Bully for you, Diamond thought. Personally, he was now anything but drowsy. His brain was hyperactive, trying to find some reason for visiting the Isle of Wight. All he could bring to mind was a childhood trip to Carisbrooke Castle where a donkey on a treadmill turned the wheel that worked the well mechanism. There had to be more to the place than that. Forced to dredge deeper, he was reminded of a postcard from someone on holiday depicting the so-called wonders of the island: Needles you can’t thread; Ryde where you walk; Cowes you can’t milk; Newport you can’t bottle. And there was another wonder and annoyingly his brain wouldn’t supply it. Repeatedly he went over the names: the Needles, Ryde, Cowes and Newport. Mentally, he did tours of the island: Bembridge, Shanklin, Sandown, Ventnor and Yarmouth. Then he was back to Cowes and Ryde. Infuriating. Relax, man, it doesn’t matter, he told himself. But by now his brain was turning the treadmill like the bloody donkey.

  He put the light on and watched a documentary about the Titanic disaster. Made himself tea. Went to the bathroom. Tried to sleep again.

  Seaview was somewhere on the island, but that wasn’t it. Seaview had a sea view. He was back on the treadmill.

  At what hour of the morning he was spared and allowed to sleep he didn’t want to know. Ten minutes after, it seemed, came the wake-up call. He heaved himself out of bed, tottered to the shower, failed—as he always did in hotels—to master the controls, got a burst of cold water, and remembered.

  Freshwater you can’t drink.

  Two black coffees later, he was downstairs, propped against the wall at the hotel entrance. Georgina appeared, spry and animated. It took a while for him to work out that she was in a black suit, the first time he could remember seeing her out of uniform. Apart from the silver buttons and insignia the look was the same.

  “Archie arranged for a car,” she said, looking at her watch. “It should be here by now.”

  “Is he coming?”

  “Absolutely not. Get this into your head, Peter. We’re free agents, independent of his lot.”

  “But using one of his cars.”

  “It was either that or hiring one and I don’t believe in burdening the taxpayer.”

  The blue and yellow livery of the Sussex police car was too much for Diamond’s tired eyes. He sank into the back seat, thankful he didn’t have to drive and hoping the caffeine would soon take effect. Georgina got in from the other side, planted the seat buckle in his lap and said, “I don’t want you falling asleep and crushing me.”

  They started the drive to the Portsmouth car ferry.

  “You look queasy,” Georgina told him before they’d gone far.

  “I’m all right.”

  “Something you ate last night? If so, a sea crossing isn’t going to help you. Personally, I had a wonderful meal.”

  He hoped she would leave it at that.

  She didn’t. “New season turbot and spring vegetables followed by baked Alaska, which comes as a dish for two.”

  He thought for the first time that it was possible the Double Whopper burger he’d eaten may have had something to do with his sleepless night.

  Georgina hadn’t finished. “Archie had the dressed Cornish crab and said it was excellent. Oh, and I forgot the starter. We both had the Burgundian snails. I don’t suppose you’re a snail person, but with the garlic herb butter they’re as good a mouthful as you could wish. Do you eat snails, Peter?”

  “Can we talk about what we’re doing today?”

  “By all means. We’re going to meet a guest of Her Majesty.”

  “A prisoner?”

  “We’re not visiting the island to make sandcastles.”

  He should have remembered that Parkhurst and Albany were located there. For years they had been the “places of dispersal” for dangerous convicts such as the Krays and the Yorkshire Ripper. A few years ago, the two prisons had been downgraded and treated as one, relabelled HM Prison Isle of Wight, a category B lock-up, which meant it housed prisoners “for whom maximum security is not thought to be necessary, but for whom escape needs to be made very difficult.” Someone with a nice sense of irony thought that up.

  “Anyone I know?”

  “I doubt it,” Georgina said.

  “Not someone I put away?”

  “No, he was from here on the coast, a lifer by the name of Stapleton.”

  “Never heard of him.”

  “He claims he was wrongly convicted.”

  “Don’t they all?”

  “This one could be telling the truth, and the truth he has to tell has come as a shock to certain people.”

  “Your friend Archie?”

  “Archie has an executive role. He isn’t personally involved.”

  “What’s it all about, then?”

  Georgina pumped herself up with one of those immense intakes of breath that meant she was about to say something that couldn’t be questioned. “If I were to tell you, it would only be hearsay. Better you learn the facts from the prisoner himself.”

  “Can’t wait.”

  By the time they drove onto the car ferry, Diamond decided he’d need to be positive about the state of his stomach. This stretch of sea was Spithead, supposedly protected from strong winds and therefore a safe anchorage for the navy. Even so, the ferry passed close enough to a passing battleship to catch the slipstream and he felt his insides rebelling. Just as well he hadn’t eaten breakfast. It was a forty minute crossing to Fishbourne.

  Promenading along the deck with Georgina (their driver was leaning over the side having a smoke), he concentrated on the view, wishing the blue haze of the island would become more solid.

  “You’re not much of a sailor, then?” Georgina said.

  “Why do you say that?”

  “You’ve gone a dreadful colour.”

  And you’re revelling in it, he thought. She didn’t often catch him in a weakened state. This “terrific team” of Dallymore and Diamond was already malfunctioning.

  Back on dry land, he rallied physically and in spirit. A twenty minute drive brought them to the gates of Parkhurst. Georgina told the officer on duty that they were expected and had documentation as well as IDs and this was confirmed, but they still had to submit to a pat down search at the visitor centre. After a sniffer dog showed only passing interest in Diamond, they were escorted to a private interview room furnished with plastic chairs and a wooden table screwed to the floor. Notepads and pencils were provided.

  “This will be a voluntary statement,” Georgina told Diamond. “He’s made it before and he’s been told we’re police officers following up on the facts.”

  “Which isn’t true in my case,” Diamond said.

  “What do you mean?”

  “I can’t follow up on facts I don’t know anything about.”

  “You don’t have to sound so tetchy, Peter. I’m not deliberately withholding information from you. Better you hear from the man himself than getting my second-hand version. Leave the questioning to me.
Listen and make notes.”

  The man brought in by a prison officer looked more like an advert for hearty eating than a deprived convict. He was at least a couple of sizes larger than Diamond. He grinned at his visitors and said, “Danny Stapleton, at your service.” Turning to the warder, he said, “You can go. I’ll be safe. They look harmless.”

  Georgina wasn’t amused. She said, “The officer stays.”

  Stapleton spread his hands. “Your choice.”

  “Sit down, please.” She introduced herself and Diamond. “We’re from Avon and Somerset police.”

  “Avon and . . . ?” The man gave another knowing smile. “I get it. The local fuzz are tainted. You’re not.”

  “Enough of that.” Georgina took control. “Any more backchat from you, and you’ll be straight back to your cell. I’m told you claim to be wrongly convicted.”

  “I’ve been claiming it ever since I was slung in here,” Stapleton said. “I’m an innocent man. You want to hear?”

  “This is your opportunity. But understand this, Mr. Stapleton. If any of what you say is false—any part of it—your credibility will be demolished and you won’t see us or anyone else again. So you’re not in court under oath, but you might as well be.”

  “No problem,” he said. “Honest to God, this is what happened. Seven years ago, I’m living in LA. D’you know it?”

  Georgina blinked, thrown by the reference.

  “Lil’Ampton, right?”

  “Oh.”

  “LA is what the locals call it. I call it run down. Like most of these seaside towns, it’s seen better days. You’ve still got the funfair and the beach, but you’ve also got poverty and loads of names ending in the letter Z. The time I’m talking about I was unemployed, on the social, like half the town. Okay, I get a little extra where I can, and it isn’t declared. I’m a tealeaf, a good one, specialising in cars. I’m telling you this cos you’ll have looked at my record. Doesn’t mean I’m crap because I’ve done a few stretches in places like this, just a tad unlucky with alarms and cameras. Most times I get in, drive off and no one would guess. Never any violence. Until this stretch, my times inside amounted to less than three years, total. Do you understand me?”