The Final Crusade td-76
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"You won't kill me," she breathed.
"Why not?" Remo said, looking her in the eyes. Her hands were straying toward his zipper. Her breath, once sweet, smelled of tobacco smoke. Remo hadn't known she was a smoker.
"Because I know you. You wouldn't kill a lady."
Her mouth parted. Her lips rose to meet his. Remo felt them brush his own. Her tongue touched his lightly, playfully.
"You're right," Remo said, drawing back. "I wouldn't kill a lady."
Victoria Hoar smiled. She had judged him right. Her fingers started to pull down his zipper.
"For a while I was doubting myself," Remo said quietly. "I thought my work, the things I had to do, were wrong. But now I see a greater wrong. Not doing my job."
Remo reached up to brush a lock of hair back from her smooth white neck, as if to kiss it. But instead of his lips, Victoria Hoar felt his forefinger and thumb bear down on her carotid artery. His fingers felt strong. She shivered with the anticipation of their caress. But no caress was coming. The fingers stayed firm and Victoria Hoar felt the darkness edging in at the periphery of her vision. And she knew that she would never feel Remo's caress-or any man's caress-ever again.
"Better that I take care of the likes of you and Sluggard than sit on my hands while you screw up the world."
"But you said-" Victoria started to say.
"You're no lady," Remo said, clamping hard. Victoria Hoar made a clumsy pile of arms and legs on the bridge floor. There was nothing sexy about her anymore.
Remo walked away without a backward glance. Reverend Eldon Sluggard woke up painfully. It was dark. His hands hit something hard and metallic and he said, "ouch!"
He pulled himself up on one elbow and looked around.
He recognized that he was lying on the floor of an armored personnel carrier. It was like being inside one of the armored cars that carried donations to his bank, except instead of money he was surrounded by evilly grinning Iranians.
Their too-white teeth were directed at him. Reverend Sluggard felt for his sidearm holsters. They were empty. His scabbard was full of seawater, but that was all. He pulled himself up into a seated position. He grinned back.
"Hi!" he said. He reached for his left boot, where there was a throwing dagger. But it was empty too. Then he remembered that the bitch had it.
That still left the right boot. All it contained was his soggy foot. The frozen grin on the Reverend Eldon Sluggard's face collapsed.
"Where we goin'?" he croaked.
"To Tehran. You will like it there. Everyone will wish to meet you. Everyone." Those grins got even wider, if that was possible. There was something familiar about them. He put his finger on it after a while. He had seen those grins in his nightmares, the perfect ivory teeth, the wickedly gleaming eyes. They belonged to the devil. And then it hit him that he was in a land of devils.
"Say," asked the Reverend Eldon Sluggard suddenly, "have you boys heard about Jesus?"
Chapter 26
Dr. Harold W. Smith knocked on the door. "Come in," Remo Williams called.
Smith found Remo rolling up his reed sleeping mat. A blue toothbrush stuck out of a chino pocket.
"What are you doing?" Smith asked.
"Packing," Remo said.
"Trip?"
"No. Chiun and I have come to a decision. We're moving out of this lunatic asylum. No offense, but that's what Folcroft is."
"None taken," Smith said. "And that is probably just as well. I have been hinting to Chiun that you've been here too long."
"This isn't Chiun's idea. It's mine. Chiun likes it here. He thinks the royal assassin should live in-house, so to speak. But he's agreed to come with me."
"That is nice of him. Unusually nice."
"He's still pretty shaken over our trip to Iran. It was bad enough the melons sucked and the rugs were all inferior, but the high-mucky-muck mullah had never heard of Sinanju. Worse, he was terrified of America. Chiun still can't figure that one out. I don't think we'll ever hear him threaten to quit America for Persia again. And speaking of that assignment, are all the dangling ends tied up?"
"As best we can do. The Crusaders have been returned to their families. The government has decided not to bring action against Mammoth Oil and Shale for violations of the Neutrality Act, largely because they're about to go under financially. And as far as Iran's public statements about American attempts to invade their nation go, they've been crying wolf for so long no one else in the international community takes their claims seriously. "
"What about the Crusaders who died in the first wave?"
"The Booe boy's death, although at the hands of Iranians, occurred at Sluggard's ministry. That makes it liable. I imagine there will be a handsome settlement for the boy's family. As far as the others go, the Iranians show no sign of relinquishing those bodies. I'm afraid they're going to join the ranks of the permanently missing unless something comes out of the flood of lawsuits about to descend upon the Sluggard organization. Given the state of our court system, there may be a friendly regime in Iran by then."
"I like a happy ending," Remo said wryly. "By the way, I've been meaning to ask. How did you crack that terrorist at FBI headquarters?"
Smith looked at his feet. "It was nothing," he said uncomfortably.
"Smitty! You're embarrassed. Come on, let's hear it."
Smith cleared his throat. "As you know, it takes three days to crack an interrogation subject. We didn't have that much time. I used a technique I had once employed when I was with the OSS and needed information from an Axis collaborator caught after he had betrayed the hiding place of a number of Jewish refugees to the Nazis."
"Go on. I'm enthralled."
"Er, I talked to him."
"Talked?"
"Calmly and collectedly. I did not accuse or harangue either man regarding his crimes. Instead, I spoke quietly of the people whose deaths they had caused. I read them intimate details about their lives. I showed photographs. I spoke of the grief of their loved ones. In short, I put faces on what had been faceless victims. The terrorist broke when I laid a photo of a seven-yearold girl he had killed on the table and read to him from a class assignment she had written the previous week. It was entitled, 'What I Want To Be When I Grow Up.' When I read the portion describing how the girl wanted to become a nurse and end human suffering, the man broke like a soap bubble."
"Knowing you, Smitty, you probably bored him to death. Either way, it was pretty neat. Congratulations."
"Um, thank you."
At that moment the Master of Sinanju walked in. "Greetings, Emperor Smith," he said stiffly. He had not entirely forgiven Smith for his earlier transgressions against his pride. "Has my son broken the bitter news to you?"
"Yes, Master Chiun. And this is excellent timing. I just received your steamer trunks."
"Good. We recovered them from Sluggard's yacht before departing for Per-Iran. I warned the PUS man that it would be his head if they were not treated with proper respect."
"UPS man," said Smith.
"All fourteen have arrived?"
"All fourteen."
"No broken locks or damaged panels?"
"They appear to be in good condition."
"Well, if that's that," Remo said brightly, "let's go."
"Have you a place to stay?" asked Smith.
"Chiun and I are thinking of buying a house."
"Well, I can't stop you. But I must caution against a permanent address. Security, you understand."
"Caution away. But we're buying a house. With a white picket fence. And maybe a garden."
"With melons," added Chiun.
"Let me know the instant you pass papers," Smith said.
"Don't worry, Smitty. We'll be sending you the bill. You coming, Chiun?"
"One moment, Remo. I must confer with my emperor. Please be so good as to check my trunks for damage. "
"Gotcha," said Remo, skipping down the hall.
"He appears to be very happy," Smith remar
ked quietly.
"He will get over it. Remo's happiness has always been as fleeting as the spring snows."
"Does this have anything to do with his recent religious awakening?"
"No, Remo's religious reawakening was like his moods. When it was strong, it filled the room. I do not know what brought it on, but Reverend Sluggard's false words put it back to sleep."
"That is probably for the best. In our line of work there is no room for spiritual questioning."
"Besides, I have instructed him in the Sinanju beliefs," Chiun said proudly. "All vestiges of his old religion, the names of gods and the superstitions, have been purged from his mind."
At that moment Remo poked his head in. "Hey, Chiun what's the holdup? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Shake a leg, will ya!"
"Then again," Chiun said darkly, "what can you do with someone after the Church of Rome has had him for his first twenty summers?"
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